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22 Oct 07 - 09:34 AM (#2176386) Subject: BS: Those randy expressions UK From: Rasener Just wonder if there are any :-) |
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22 Oct 07 - 09:59 AM (#2176406) Subject: RE: BS: Those randy expressions UK From: The PA 'A good Rogering' really embarrassing, our friends collie is called Roger! |
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22 Oct 07 - 11:45 AM (#2176482) Subject: RE: BS: Those randy expressions UK From: Rasener LOL |
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22 Oct 07 - 12:42 PM (#2176537) Subject: RE: BS: Those randy expressions UK From: TheSnail Like a rat up a drainpipe. |
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22 Oct 07 - 01:35 PM (#2176593) Subject: RE: BS: Those randy expressions UK From: Rasener Oh I thought that one was Like a rat up a snakes arse |
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22 Oct 07 - 02:06 PM (#2176617) Subject: RE: BS: Those randy expressions UK From: GUEST,Martin releasing the one-eyed trouser snake |
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22 Oct 07 - 02:51 PM (#2176670) Subject: RE: BS: Those randy expressions UK From: Leadfingers But DONT talk about Humping your suitcase across the city !! |
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22 Oct 07 - 04:10 PM (#2176741) Subject: RE: BS: Those randy expressions UK From: Rasener or going for a gypsys kiss |
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22 Oct 07 - 06:48 PM (#2176846) Subject: RE: BS: Those randy expressions UK From: Liz the Squeak Well, we thought going for a fag was perfectly innocent until they changed the smoking laws! LTS |
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23 Oct 07 - 06:57 AM (#2177130) Subject: RE: BS: Those randy expressions UK From: Bryn Pugh Gay pub near us is the only place in the county where you can still have a fag with your pint. |
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23 Oct 07 - 08:25 AM (#2177167) Subject: RE: BS: Those randy expressions UK From: The PA Villan, I thought going for a gypsys kiss meant going for a p*ss? Is that where I've been going wrong? |
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23 Oct 07 - 08:34 AM (#2177176) Subject: RE: BS: Those randy expressions UK From: Rasener It does mean what you say PA :-) |
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24 Oct 07 - 04:39 AM (#2177860) Subject: RE: BS: Those randy expressions UK From: Roger the Skiffler My lawyers will be in touch. (Hereabouts "to Roger" is to sing out of tune accompanied by washboard and kazoo). Rts |
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24 Oct 07 - 04:54 AM (#2177875) Subject: RE: BS: Those randy expressions UK From: Rasener Is that why everybody in Ascot says "I am going to get rogered tonight" LOL :-) |
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24 Oct 07 - 08:50 AM (#2178024) Subject: RE: BS: Those randy expressions UK From: GUEST And said about a bit of a lothario- He's like a robbers dog - all dick and ribs Martin |
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24 Oct 07 - 11:04 AM (#2178148) Subject: RE: BS: Those randy expressions UK From: Bryn Pugh Where I came from a lothario was as randy as a lodging-house cat. |
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24 Oct 07 - 06:31 PM (#2178489) Subject: RE: BS: Those randy expressions UK From: folk1e Goosey ... whore (scottish) Hoosie .... brothel (scottish) Slapper .... loose woman Tart ..... an effeminate man ... or a lose woman! Virgin ..... a mythical creature A dose of the clap ..... VD Bashing the bishop shaking the snake Tossing off .... all mean male masturbation An arse like a bag of ferrets .... a nice bum I realy can't think where I picked these up from..... |
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25 Oct 07 - 03:04 AM (#2178656) Subject: RE: BS: Those randy expressions UK From: Liz the Squeak Having a bum like a bag of ferrets was how my mother would describe squirming children who wouldn't sit still. If you were wandering around aimlessly, then you were a fart in a colander, not knowing which hole to get out of. LTS |
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25 Oct 07 - 07:00 AM (#2178732) Subject: RE: BS: Those randy expressions UK From: lady penelope On and on like a nun's knickers = boring Up and down like a tart's drawers - self explanitary To get on your tits - means something annoys you To get off your tits - means to either become extremely angry or inebriated. |
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25 Oct 07 - 08:57 AM (#2178808) Subject: RE: BS: Those randy expressions UK From: GUEST,John Gray in Oz I wanted to use "Golly Gee Willikers" in a sentence and went online to check whether willikers had two Ls or one. Imagine my surprise to find the Urban Dictionary's second meaning of the phrase to be ; Surprising a woman from behind, lifting her dress, and mounting her in that manner ! So girls - when you hear GGW face the kitchen table, bend over and place your hands on it - and wait for a jolly good rogering. Guess I'll have to revert to Gee Whizz or something similarly as boring. JG / FME |
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25 Oct 07 - 09:15 AM (#2178826) Subject: RE: BS: Those randy expressions UK From: Bryn Pugh 'An arse like two jaffas in a string bag' I have heard this used to describe a lady with a pert bum. Anyone apart from me ever heard 'Eartha Kitts' as rhyming slang for . . . . . . Stop that- you'll go blind ! |
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25 Oct 07 - 09:26 AM (#2178835) Subject: RE: BS: Those randy expressions UK From: Rasener LOL |
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25 Oct 07 - 10:16 AM (#2178873) Subject: RE: BS: Those randy expressions UK From: lady penelope Mmmm.... just so's you know John Gray, to have a 'whizz' or 'whazz' is to urinate. So possibly gee whizz is also out of the picture..... *G* |
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25 Oct 07 - 10:47 AM (#2178894) Subject: RE: BS: Those randy expressions UK From: Rasener Having a dump Have you dropped your guts |
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25 Oct 07 - 11:15 AM (#2178925) Subject: RE: BS: Those randy expressions UK From: The PA Horse show saying: 'one at a time please' Generally heard as a rather large lady rides past, supposedly said by her horse - but usually uttered by the nearest group of men. |
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25 Oct 07 - 07:12 PM (#2179289) Subject: RE: BS: Those randy expressions UK From: folk1e Dropping ones guts is to fart, usually with a particularly bad smell! Kids are like farts ..... everyone thinks their own are O.K. |
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25 Oct 07 - 07:27 PM (#2179302) Subject: RE: BS: Those randy expressions UK From: David C. Carter He/She/It,vanished like a fart in a fan factory. |
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26 Oct 07 - 11:06 AM (#2179719) Subject: RE: BS: Those randy expressions UK From: The Walrus Someone unwelcome could be said to be "as welcome as a fart in a space-suit" |
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29 Oct 07 - 11:38 AM (#2181899) Subject: RE: BS: Those randy expressions UK From: Bryn Pugh Or a turd in a swimming pool |
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29 Oct 07 - 12:41 PM (#2181969) Subject: RE: BS: Those randy expressions UK From: Michael I could give her a good seeing to. Playing hide the sausage. Finger diddling Playing stink finger. All pretty self explanatory I think. Mike |