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BS: The thread that asks a question.

19 Feb 08 - 01:08 PM (#2266437)
Subject: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Peace

You think we should have one of these?


19 Feb 08 - 01:15 PM (#2266445)
Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: bobad

What?


19 Feb 08 - 01:16 PM (#2266446)
Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Peace

Huh?


19 Feb 08 - 01:17 PM (#2266449)
Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: SINSULL

Why do you ask?


19 Feb 08 - 01:19 PM (#2266453)
Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: PoppaGator

Who said?


19 Feb 08 - 01:27 PM (#2266464)
Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Peace

Will NONE of you take this seriously?


19 Feb 08 - 01:29 PM (#2266465)
Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Becca72

what question?


19 Feb 08 - 01:32 PM (#2266468)
Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Bill D

Are rhetorical questions a growing problem?


19 Feb 08 - 01:35 PM (#2266473)
Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Peace

At last. A serious answerer. Thanks is in order, isn't it? Or should that be aren't they?


19 Feb 08 - 01:36 PM (#2266476)
Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Amos

Are growing problems a rhetorical QUestion? Sure they are. Do I give a flying fuck? Not very. Is this going to make me look like a Spawoid? Probably. Do I care? Your guess is as good as mine; I forgot the question.



A


19 Feb 08 - 01:39 PM (#2266481)
Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Peace

There WAS no question. It was a retorricle/rehtorical/retoracle made-up statement with an interrogation mark affixed to the end of it?


19 Feb 08 - 01:42 PM (#2266486)
Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Ebbie

This is historical times.


19 Feb 08 - 01:45 PM (#2266491)
Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Peace

Sound effects. ?


19 Feb 08 - 01:47 PM (#2266493)
Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: gnu

"You think we should have one of these thread(s) that asks a question?"

Sure. Makes sense to me. You?


19 Feb 08 - 01:48 PM (#2266495)
Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Peace

So, uh, why do we say "Thanks very much" instead of "Thanks very many"?


19 Feb 08 - 02:08 PM (#2266509)
Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Little Hawk

How about those teenage girls that end every statement with a question mark? Like, I was talking to him? And you know what he said? He was, like, you know? Like, have you ever met anyone like that? Like in the mall?


19 Feb 08 - 02:09 PM (#2266510)
Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: katlaughing

How asinine...and how Mudcat, these days.


19 Feb 08 - 02:18 PM (#2266525)
Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Peace

True. Just keeping up with the times as it were?


19 Feb 08 - 02:32 PM (#2266538)
Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Emma B

The answer that cannot speak it's name :)


19 Feb 08 - 02:44 PM (#2266548)
Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Amos

I would not say these are very sound effects. Iw ould call them unstabilizing semantic paradoxologies, myself.


A


19 Feb 08 - 02:49 PM (#2266552)
Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Jean(eanjay)

Peace, how do you think of these things?


19 Feb 08 - 03:06 PM (#2266568)
Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Jean(eanjay)

The thread that asks a question. You think we should have one of these?

I need to ask a question. Is this the thread where I do that, or were you just asking if we need a thread for this purpose and then one can be opened?


19 Feb 08 - 03:10 PM (#2266574)
Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Jean(eanjay)

The trouble with a thread like this is - doesn't it encourage people to ask more questions ....... even if they are rhetorical?


19 Feb 08 - 03:15 PM (#2266581)
Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Georgiansilver

The question is does any question actually question what the original question was for?


19 Feb 08 - 03:16 PM (#2266583)
Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Emma B

thanks for that clarification eanjay now my brain really hurts :)


19 Feb 08 - 03:20 PM (#2266588)
Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Peace

"Peace, how do you think of these things?"

It's a gift . . . thank you for asking.


19 Feb 08 - 03:23 PM (#2266590)
Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: gnu

LH... don't ya just wanna slap them when their voices go up in volume and tone at the end of EVery SENTENCE?... when thay actually make a SENTENCE? It's like, REEEElie annOYING. Don't ya fIND?


19 Feb 08 - 03:31 PM (#2266601)
Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: skarpi

if ???? are ?? then ???? is ???? right

kv Skarpi


19 Feb 08 - 03:37 PM (#2266606)
Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: gnu

Yes, skarpi. Exactly. You have hit the nail with the hammer.


19 Feb 08 - 03:50 PM (#2266621)
Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Slag

...and this would effect me, how?


19 Feb 08 - 04:05 PM (#2266641)
Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: skarpi

well as then ???? is ???? , its ?? and ? so it will be ????????
understand


kv Skarpi


19 Feb 08 - 04:07 PM (#2266643)
Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: topical tom

I think I know the answer. What was the question again? There had to be a question!


19 Feb 08 - 04:19 PM (#2266666)
Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Bill D

If a hen-and-a-half could lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half,
how long would it take a cross-eyed grasshopper with a wooden leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?


19 Feb 08 - 04:21 PM (#2266670)
Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Peace

What is "Two Tiger Sharks" Bill?


19 Feb 08 - 04:22 PM (#2266671)
Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Bee-dubya-ell

It's been fifty years since Eddie Cochran brought the matter to our attention, and there's still no cure for the Summertime Blues. Why?


19 Feb 08 - 04:26 PM (#2266674)
Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Peace

Penicillin-resistant strain?


19 Feb 08 - 04:41 PM (#2266689)
Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: GUEST,Bob Ryszkiewicz

Ah yes, the mysteries of life. Like why do we say, "I'm going to take a piss?" Shouldn't it be "I'm going to GIVE a piss?"
And how can you be REALLY sure, that when you close the refrigerator door, that the little light is really off?
And while we are on the subject, what is the oldest thing in your freezer? Does anybody write the date on the stuff that's in there?

bob

And one last thing, Peace. Here's an anchovy for ya...<%)))>(


19 Feb 08 - 04:44 PM (#2266697)
Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: GUEST,Bob Ryszkiewicz

<%(((>(


19 Feb 08 - 04:48 PM (#2266707)
Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: GUEST,Bob Ryszkiewicz

You know, I did this nice little drawing of an anchovy, and the thread/mudcat wouldn't let me post it, probably cause I used a mark that is used in HTML. Where is the justice!?


19 Feb 08 - 04:55 PM (#2266713)
Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: bobad

Do you mean in your posts of 4:41 and 4:44 Bob? I see them, they are very cool, look like they've been hittin' the sauce tho.


19 Feb 08 - 05:01 PM (#2266723)
Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Emma B

Have one on me Bob


19 Feb 08 - 05:02 PM (#2266725)
Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Bee-dubya-ell

Where is the justice!?

You mean these guys?


19 Feb 08 - 05:08 PM (#2266733)
Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Bee-dubya-ell

Must be something in Bob's anchovies that Internet Explorer doesn't like. I can see them using Opera, but not IE. Is that a question?


19 Feb 08 - 05:16 PM (#2266752)
Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: bobad

I see them fine in Firefox but not in IE, which I never use anyway.


19 Feb 08 - 05:19 PM (#2266756)
Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: GUEST,Bob Ryszkiewicz

Well. I don't see them on 4:41 & 4:44. Must be Safari...
First thing that came up was I used this mark: <, and another to draw the tail. Then it got me thinking CENSORSHIP! Not on Mudcat! It would be like telling me I can't wear my underwear on the outside of my pants, like Britney! Not that I wear my underwear on the outside of my pants, mind you. But if I FELT like it!
bob


19 Feb 08 - 05:21 PM (#2266761)
Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Peace

Like, uh?


19 Feb 08 - 05:23 PM (#2266762)
Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: bobad

Bob has anchovies in his underwear I think.


19 Feb 08 - 05:27 PM (#2266767)
Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: gnu

Somethin is fishy there.


19 Feb 08 - 05:29 PM (#2266768)
Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: GUEST,Bob Ryszkiewicz

One last time. Testing the anchovy: <%(((>(


19 Feb 08 - 05:35 PM (#2266782)
Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: GUEST,Bob Ryszkiewicz

I still can't see it. My anchovy seems to affect the positioning of the lines that surround this:
______________________________________________________
Post - Top - Forum Home - Printer Friendly - Translate
______________________________________________________

Oh well, Enough anchovy for now, at least planes did not fall out of the sky...Let me near a computer, then watch out!


19 Feb 08 - 05:53 PM (#2266800)
Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Peace

FREE ANN CHOVY


19 Feb 08 - 05:57 PM (#2266805)
Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Bill D

where? Do they usually charge for her?


19 Feb 08 - 06:04 PM (#2266816)
Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Emma B

she got pasted!


19 Feb 08 - 07:36 PM (#2266914)
Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Bee-dubya-ell

Anchovy paste? Is that what you use to put broken anchovies back together?


19 Feb 08 - 07:49 PM (#2266918)
Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Janie

Hey BWL - are sure that isn't a photo of the Morbid Pumpernickel Choir?


19 Feb 08 - 07:58 PM (#2266930)
Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Slag

Them damn anchovies is gettin' everywhere.


19 Feb 08 - 08:02 PM (#2266936)
Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Peace

It's that Bob Ryszkiewicz guy. He LOVES anchovies. Really. Why, I recall once when the members of the Super Grease Revue were together and Bob asked that instead of being paid in money, we be paid in--yep, you guessed it--anchovies. Really. I wouldn't make up something like that.


19 Feb 08 - 08:18 PM (#2266948)
Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Emma B

and well worth it too :)


19 Feb 08 - 08:59 PM (#2266980)
Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Peace

Yeah, but you try taking 342 pounds of them to the bank!


19 Feb 08 - 09:07 PM (#2266987)
Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Emma B

do you have change for this?


19 Feb 08 - 09:09 PM (#2266988)
Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Peace

THAT is the second-largest anchovy I have ever seen!


19 Feb 08 - 09:11 PM (#2266990)
Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Emma B

LOL!


20 Feb 08 - 01:46 AM (#2267108)
Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Slag

Yeah, now that's starting to look like the anchovies I've been hearing about!


20 Feb 08 - 06:04 AM (#2267214)
Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Jean(eanjay)

More rhetorical questions:

We've changed topic here, yes? Isn't this thread about questions?


20 Feb 08 - 06:45 AM (#2267230)
Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Bryn Pugh

Re taking or giving of a piss - what is wrong with 'getting' a piss?


20 Feb 08 - 06:46 AM (#2267232)
Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Bryn Pugh

Which would you rather be, or a wasp ?


20 Feb 08 - 10:01 AM (#2267349)
Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Peace

Good question?


20 Feb 08 - 11:55 AM (#2267473)
Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Bill D

My daddy used to ask, "Which would you rather have, or a baked apple?"


20 Feb 08 - 01:25 PM (#2267594)
Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Bee-dubya-ell

Could you repeat the question?


20 Feb 08 - 01:53 PM (#2267619)
Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Peace

Sure. Which question would you like repeated?


20 Feb 08 - 02:16 PM (#2267642)
Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Donuel

Why do shirt collars always fold in half where you don't want a crease when they come out of the wash
Why can't we invent a better shirt collar


20 Feb 08 - 02:42 PM (#2267670)
Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: topical tom

Why do we need collars anyway?What purpose do they serve? Ay, there's the question.


20 Feb 08 - 02:48 PM (#2267677)
Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Peace

They hide hickeys.


20 Feb 08 - 03:34 PM (#2267745)
Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Bee-dubya-ell

"Could you repeat the question?"

"Yes, 'the question'."

"Thanks, now could you call me a taxi?"

"Sure, you're a taxi."


20 Feb 08 - 04:10 PM (#2267788)
Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Waddon Pete

I think this thread is highly questionable!


20 Feb 08 - 04:19 PM (#2267794)
Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Emma B

Questionable? possibly...... but....

in the best possible taste! :)


20 Feb 08 - 10:53 PM (#2268198)
Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Janie

Have you seen my glasses?


20 Feb 08 - 10:54 PM (#2268199)
Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Janie

Nevermind.


20 Feb 08 - 11:45 PM (#2268229)
Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Bill D

I never do...


21 Feb 08 - 05:42 AM (#2268356)
Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Bryn Pugh

Which would you rather ride, or a bike ?


21 Feb 08 - 10:10 PM (#2269175)
Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Cluin

How did you came? Did you drove or did you flew?


12 Mar 08 - 12:15 PM (#2286458)
Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: GUEST,Appaloosa Lady

"How was it for you?"












;-)


12 Mar 08 - 12:45 PM (#2286493)
Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: polaitaly

Nothing special....I ate better anchovies....


13 Mar 08 - 05:19 AM (#2287166)
Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Bryn Pugh

If I had thirteen milk bottle tops would I get change out of a dustbin (US - trash can) lid ?

How much ?

(Are two questions allowed in one post ? :-)


13 Mar 08 - 11:56 AM (#2287436)
Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Bee-dubya-ell

No, two questions are not allowed in one post. Just as two negative numbers make a positive number when multiplied or divided, two questions make an answer. Nobody knows what the answer is, but it's an answer nonetheless. The number of questions in a post should always be an odd number, and the odder the better. "Green" is a very odd number, not being a number at all, and thus makes a really good number of questions to ask in a post. Is this answer perfectly clear?


13 Mar 08 - 12:01 PM (#2287443)
Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Bryn Pugh

Didn't I ask three questions in my previous post ? Is not three an odd number ? Are you listening at the back, there ? What is the square root of f*ck-all ? Do you agree ?


13 Mar 08 - 12:15 PM (#2287456)
Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Bee-dubya-ell

Fuck-all has no square root. It's root is triangular.

Why do we always talk about anchovies on these threads, and never sardines, kippers, or gefilte fish? Is a question with multiple objects, like the previous one, just a single question or is it actually four questions rolled into one? Should I really be wasting my time wondering about stupid shit like this, or should I go throw a few pots?


13 Mar 08 - 01:25 PM (#2287532)
Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Little Hawk

The square root of fuck-all can be found in the preamble to the founding charters of the Democratic and Republican parties of the USA.


13 Mar 08 - 01:31 PM (#2287540)
Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Peace

his thread, intellectual as it was when it started out, has degenerated. No offence.


13 Mar 08 - 02:22 PM (#2287580)
Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: GUEST,Appaloosa Lady

Do you really think so?


13 Mar 08 - 02:46 PM (#2287595)
Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Peace

Oh, definitely. People using big words, saying witty things--this thread was never meant for that.


13 Mar 08 - 03:23 PM (#2287617)
Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Bee-dubya-ell

?


13 Mar 08 - 03:25 PM (#2287619)
Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Peace

OK, that I understand. See, there's a man who KNOWS what to quote. BWL just linked to "The Witty Sayings of George Bush."


13 Mar 08 - 04:22 PM (#2287667)
Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Gurney

I thought of coming in from a different computer, as Guest Bill Shakespeare, and asking "To be, or not to be?"

I didn't. Anyone know why?

2B or nt 2B for texters.


Anyway, who put the bop in the bop she-bop-shebop?


13 Mar 08 - 04:27 PM (#2287672)
Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Little Hawk

When will it all end?


13 Mar 08 - 05:30 PM (#2287731)
Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: gnu

Um... when and how did this thread get changed from the original intention? I tried to "do it" the right way and it donna work no more??? Reading back and to try to discern if I was fucked up, I found posts that made sense just don't no more. Especially mine on accounta, that ain't what I posted. What gives?


13 Mar 08 - 05:37 PM (#2287735)
Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Peace

Spitzer. He gives.


13 Mar 08 - 05:47 PM (#2287747)
Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: gnu

Well, fuck him?


13 Mar 08 - 05:50 PM (#2287749)
Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Peace

OK. At long bloody last. We're back on topic.

The topic is

































spatulas.


13 Mar 08 - 05:51 PM (#2287752)
Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Peace

Please note that this was the first post. NOW, we have come FULL CIRCLE!

"Subject: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Peace - PM
Date: 19 Feb 08 - 01:08 PM

You think we should have one of these?"


13 Mar 08 - 05:51 PM (#2287753)
Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: gnu

I have a lot.


13 Mar 08 - 05:52 PM (#2287754)
Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Peace

That's real estate.

Keriste, here we go again. YOU are causing severe thread drift here, gnu. No offense.


13 Mar 08 - 05:53 PM (#2287755)
Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: gnu

But.... If I had a rocket spatula..........


13 Mar 08 - 05:55 PM (#2287756)
Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Peace

OK. I take that back. We're back on topic again. Gnu I could count on you, Knew.


13 Mar 08 - 06:41 PM (#2287786)
Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: John Hardly

Isn't this how Jeopardy! is played?

I'll take anal bum cover for $200, Alex?

I'll take the rapist for $400, Alex?


13 Mar 08 - 07:21 PM (#2287816)
Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Peace

Hey, John, good to see you. Nice to have someone here who makes sense.


13 Mar 08 - 07:24 PM (#2287818)
Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Peace

Uh, John, I'll have to take back that thing about making sense.


13 Mar 08 - 08:22 PM (#2287859)
Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: John Hardly

WAIT!


13 Mar 08 - 08:23 PM (#2287860)
Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: John Hardly

...take it back when I START making sense. It will leave a question lingering in the air like, like, ....like something that lingers in the air.


13 Mar 08 - 08:26 PM (#2287863)
Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Peace

Air Lingus?


13 Mar 08 - 08:38 PM (#2287869)
Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Bill D

"Is you is or is you ain't"?


13 Mar 08 - 08:46 PM (#2287874)
Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Peace

Well, I shall correct one small piece of statistical misinformation from that article. Hillary is NOT from a minority group. There are more females than males in the USA. And as proof I offer the following song from


JAN AND DEAN lyrics - Surf City

Two girls for every boy

I bought a '30 Ford wagon and we call it a woody
(Surf City, here we come)
You know it's not very cherry, it's an oldie but a goody
(Surf City, here we come)
Well, it ain't got a back seat or a rear window
But it still gets me where I wanna go

And we're goin' to Surf City, 'cause it's two to one
You know we're goin' to Surf City, gonna have some fun
Ya, we're goin' to Surf City, 'cause it's two to one
You know we're goin' to Surf City, gonna have some fun, now
Two girls for every boy

You see they never roll the streets up 'cause there's always somethin' goin'
(Surf City, here we come)
You know they're either out surfin' or they got a party growin'
(Surf City, here we come)
Well, with two swingin' honeys for every guy
And all you gotta do is just wink your eye

Ya, we're goin' to Surf City, 'cause it's two to one
You know we're goin' to Surf City, gonna have some fun
Ya, we're goin' to Surf City, 'cause it's two to one
Ya, we're goin' to Surf City, gonna have some fun, now
Two girls for every boy

And if my woody breaks down on me somewhere on the surf route
(Surf City, here we come)
I'll strap my board to my back and hitch a ride in my wetsuit
(Surf City, here we come)
And when I get to Surf City I'll be shootin' the curl
And checkin' out the parties for a surfer girl

And we're goin' to Surf City, 'cause it's two to one
You know we're goin' to Surf City, gonna have some fun
Ya, we're goin' to Surf City, 'cause it's two to one
Ya, we're goin' to Surf City, gonna have some fun, now
Two girls for every
Two girls for every boy


13 Mar 08 - 08:49 PM (#2287876)
Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Peace

HA!


14 Mar 08 - 05:09 AM (#2288064)
Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: gnu

Ah?


14 Mar 08 - 06:13 AM (#2288090)
Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Bryn Pugh

Wasn't it the man who put the ram in the ramalamadingdong the same one who out the bop in the bop-she-bop ?

Why do I bother ?

What is the cube root of nine-tenths of four-fifths of fuck-all multiplied by the average diameter of a pubic hair ?


14 Mar 08 - 12:30 PM (#2288363)
Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: gnu

A symtotic?


14 Mar 08 - 01:36 PM (#2288414)
Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Peace

The diff    ty he   is hat p ple kee dr   ing ff to c.


14 Mar 08 - 04:20 PM (#2288550)
Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Bill D

icul   re t eo     p   ift opi


14 Mar 08 - 04:30 PM (#2288555)
Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: gnu

Could you repeat the question please?


15 Mar 08 - 04:23 PM (#2289226)
Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T

WHAT ABOUT THE CHINESE QUESTION?

Enquiring minds want to know.........Hu Flung Dung?

Don T.


15 Mar 08 - 05:30 PM (#2289269)
Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: GUEST,Appaloosa Lady

"Two girls for every boy"

Those boys sure are lucky, aren't they?


16 Mar 08 - 01:07 PM (#2289804)
Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Little Hawk

Who killed Davey Moore?


16 Mar 08 - 03:03 PM (#2289923)
Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Bert

<%)))>(

Was it something like this?


16 Mar 08 - 03:09 PM (#2289928)
Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Peace

From the Gospel of Bob.

Who killed Davey Moore,
Why an' what's the reason for?

"Not I," says the referee,
"Don't point your finger at me.
I could've stopped it in the eighth
An' maybe kept him from his fate,
But the crowd would've booed, I'm sure,
At not gettin' their money's worth.
It's too bad he had to go,
But there was a pressure on me too, you know.
It wasn't me that made him fall.
No, you can't blame me at all."

Who killed Davey Moore,
Why an' what's the reason for?

"Not us," says the angry crowd,
Whose screams filled the arena loud.
"It's too bad he died that night
But we just like to see a fight.
We didn't mean for him t' meet his death,
We just meant to see some sweat,
There ain't nothing wrong in that.
It wasn't us that made him fall.
No, you can't blame us at all."

Who killed Davey Moore,
Why an' what's the reason for?

"Not me," says his manager,
Puffing on a big cigar.
"It's hard to say, it's hard to tell,
I always thought that he was well.
It's too bad for his wife an' kids he's dead,
But if he was sick, he should've said.
It wasn't me that made him fall.
No, you can't blame me at all."

Who killed Davey Moore,
Why an' what's the reason for?


"Not me," says the gambling man,
With his ticket stub still in his hand.
"It wasn't me that knocked him down,
My hands never touched him none.
I didn't commit no ugly sin,
Anyway, I put money on him to win.
It wasn't me that made him fall.
No, you can't blame me at all."

Who killed Davey Moore,
Why an' what's the reason for?

"Not me," says the boxing writer,
Pounding print on his old typewriter,
Sayin', "Boxing ain't to blame,
There's just as much danger in a football game."
Sayin', "Fist fighting is here to stay,
It's just the old American way.
It wasn't me that made him fall.
No, you can't blame me at all."

Who killed Davey Moore,
Why an' what's the reason for?

"Not me," says the man whose fists
Laid him low in a cloud of mist,
Who came here from Cuba's door
Where boxing ain't allowed no more.
"I hit him, yes, it's true,
But that's what I am paid to do.
Don't say 'murder,' don't say 'kill.'
It was destiny, it was God's will."

Who killed Davey Moore,
Why an' what's the reason for?


16 Mar 08 - 06:52 PM (#2290102)
Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: GUEST,Bob Ryszkiewicz

From the outskirts of Infinity - Jimi Hendrix
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZ_SFqZYy_g
The ? floats across The Methane Sea...

Happy St. Patrick's Day...
May The Great Leprechaun be kind to ya...
bob


17 Mar 08 - 05:25 AM (#2290367)
Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Bryn Pugh

Who kiled Davey Moore ?

I, said the sparrow . . .


23 Mar 08 - 11:03 PM (#2296263)
Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: GUEST,GD

Not Sure How This Is Going To Work Out But, This Message Is For "Peace", In Reference To The Super Grease Revue. I'd Like To Know More. I'm Not A Member Here, Just Stumbled In, So I'll Risk It And Leave This Email Addy, Backstage@DavisDeluxeMusic.Com


24 Mar 08 - 09:10 PM (#2296930)
Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T

WHAAAAAT?

DT


25 Mar 08 - 04:05 AM (#2297046)
Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: gnu

Why, do you ask? If so, why do you ask?