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Do eggs have a place in a band?

26 Feb 08 - 07:00 AM (#2272591)
Subject: Do eggs have a place in a band?
From: Mo the caller

I was calling last night at our club and we had a band. When I asked for a 48 bar jeel or rig the band played a normal one AABBAB and the egg player shook for the last 16 bars, so the other players kept track.
I know lots of people here are scathing about eggs, but this seemed a good idea.


26 Feb 08 - 07:23 AM (#2272608)
Subject: RE: Do eggs have a place in a band?
From: Ernest

They have if they bring the chicks....

Getting my coat
Ernest


26 Feb 08 - 07:26 AM (#2272609)
Subject: RE: Do eggs have a place in a band?
From: George Papavgeris

Percussion is percussion. Good for some things, not for others. Nothing wrong with eggs, tambourines, bodhrans, sppons, bones etc, in the right place and played well.


26 Feb 08 - 07:38 AM (#2272613)
Subject: RE: Do eggs have a place in a band?
From: Leadfingers

As with MOST things , fine in moderation !


26 Feb 08 - 08:01 AM (#2272623)
Subject: RE: Do eggs have a place in a band?
From: MMario

they have a place; when appropriate.


26 Feb 08 - 08:07 AM (#2272630)
Subject: RE: Do eggs have a place in a band?
From: RTim

Wild Willie Barrett used to play his guitar with an egg (a REAL egg), and then throw it at the audience!

Tim Radford


26 Feb 08 - 08:09 AM (#2272634)
Subject: RE: Do eggs have a place in a band?
From: George Papavgeris

That must have been his little yolk.
I'll get me coat...


26 Feb 08 - 08:19 AM (#2272639)
Subject: RE: Do eggs have a place in a band?
From: Charley Noble

I'll have mine over easy, with fries and sausage on the side.

Charley EggNoble


26 Feb 08 - 08:19 AM (#2272640)
Subject: RE: Do eggs have a place in a band?
From: Liz the Squeak

If they can have a shaky egg in the quintet that was playing in St Marks' Square, Venice, a couple of years ago, they can have 'em anywhere!

Most expensive place in the world, mobbed by pigeons and serenaded by the shaky egg.... how romantic was that supposed to be?!

LTS


26 Feb 08 - 09:46 AM (#2272693)
Subject: RE: Do eggs have a place in a band?
From: Roger the Skiffler

...we went to see Elkie Brooks on Sunday- her 2nd keyboardplayer/songwriter/backing singer/extra percussion guy played eggs on a couple of songs...OK not folk but a bit bluesy (Robert Johnson and Muddy Waters both featured). I prefer her blues work, we saw her first with Humph way back when... Herself prefers the "Pearls" era EB!

RtS


26 Feb 08 - 10:45 AM (#2272737)
Subject: RE: Do eggs have a place in a band?
From: GUEST,martin ellison

Well there's Ashley Hatchings "Albumen Band"; The Gloworms CD "Runny Yolk".
I'm sure there's more.
Ova to you.


26 Feb 08 - 10:56 AM (#2272746)
Subject: RE: Do eggs have a place in a band?
From: LesB

In a sandwich.
Cheers
Les


26 Feb 08 - 10:57 AM (#2272748)
Subject: RE: Do eggs have a place in a band?
From: Geoff the Duck

In general, a percussion instrument played properly by someone who understands rhythm in music is fine.
Played by someone without a sense of rhythm or timing is usually a disaster.
Said advice goes for drums, tambourines, bodhrans, shaky eggs, sticks with bottle tops nailed on, cow bells, triangles, washboards etc...

Unfortunately, too many people in the folk scene think above instruments are something you give to the "spouse" so they can feel part of the session despite the fact they have absolutely no musical talent.

Quack!
Geoff the Duck. (we know about eggs)


26 Feb 08 - 12:01 PM (#2272794)
Subject: RE: Do eggs have a place in a band?
From: GUEST,The Mole Catcher's unplugged Apprentice

Is there an Albumen Easter Band?

Charlotte (looks in the piano stool for some sheet music)


26 Feb 08 - 01:33 PM (#2272861)
Subject: RE: Do eggs have a place in a band?
From: GUEST,Chicken Charlie

In his cookbook (yes, he wrote one), Alexandre Dumas began by saying, "To the uninitiated, an egg is an egg."

I had an eggist in my group for a while; the egg was simply an alternative to the spoons or bones, since we were doing "minstrel" stuff.

The open mic I frequent now has a "rule"--no poetry recitations, the reason being that there are musicians galore hoping for a chance to play, and it is about music, so, sorry, bards; try next door. A couple shows ago, a lady circumvented that by reciting her poetry to her own egg accompaniment. My opinion of this dodge: "Don't fire until you see the whites of their eggs."

Chicken Charlie


26 Feb 08 - 01:49 PM (#2272878)
Subject: RE: Do eggs have a place in a band?
From: GUEST,martin ellison

Chicken Charlie - are you sure that Dumas didn't say "an oeuf is an oeuf".
And that's an oeuf from me.


26 Feb 08 - 01:57 PM (#2272886)
Subject: RE: Do eggs have a place in a band?
From: Ross Campbell

Martin, as far as le grand fromage is concerned, there can never be an oeuf.

Ross


26 Feb 08 - 02:09 PM (#2272898)
Subject: RE: Do eggs have a place in a band?
From: GUEST,The Mole Catcher's le frommage grandes Appr

an all singing, all dancing, albumen variety show...

Charlotte (an oeuf is an ouef)


26 Feb 08 - 02:23 PM (#2272907)
Subject: RE: Do eggs have a place in a band?
From: Mo the caller

You can over-egg the pudding, certainly.


26 Feb 08 - 02:23 PM (#2272908)
Subject: RE: Do eggs have a place in a band?
From: Joe Offer

Who's throwing eggs at which band??


26 Feb 08 - 02:55 PM (#2272930)
Subject: RE: Do eggs have a place in a band?
From: Ernest

...waiting for someone to raise the question....










































...what is yolk music?


26 Feb 08 - 02:55 PM (#2272931)
Subject: RE: Do eggs have a place in a band?
From: Jim Carroll

"Do eggs have a place in a band?"
Only is you're hoping for an ovation
Jim Carroll


26 Feb 08 - 03:01 PM (#2272936)
Subject: RE: Do eggs have a place in a band?
From: GUEST,The Mole Catcher's unplugged Apprentice

"You can over-egg the pudding, certainly."

an eggsageration surely?

Charlotte (Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-That's all, yolks)


26 Feb 08 - 03:07 PM (#2272945)
Subject: RE: Do eggs have a place in a band?
From: Artful Codger

Isn't there an egg solo in "Au glair de la lune"?


26 Feb 08 - 03:10 PM (#2272947)
Subject: RE: Do eggs have a place in a band?
From: Ernest

...if you can blow them out of the oval office...

(where`s your piano stool, Charlotte?)


26 Feb 08 - 03:12 PM (#2272951)
Subject: RE: Do eggs have a place in a band?
From: GUEST,The Mole Catcher's unplugged Apprentice

Cream may have used an egg in

Desserted Cities of the Heart......

Charlotte (cooking again)


26 Feb 08 - 03:47 PM (#2272978)
Subject: RE: Do eggs have a place in a band?
From: gnomad

Ovations are for the sheepish, and Ernest...





















Nicely done, that was unexpected, I actually did LOL.

I don't mind eggs when whelp-laid, they can addle something to the mix. Eggs just as eggs (whether hens- or musical-) are not generally to my taste, I find they need to be part of something bigger.


26 Feb 08 - 03:58 PM (#2272990)
Subject: RE: Do eggs have a place in a band?
From: Charley Noble

The answer would be "yes" if the band were an omlette.

Charley Noble


26 Feb 08 - 04:15 PM (#2273009)
Subject: RE: Do eggs have a place in a band?
From: greg stephens

I think they used one in the Average White Band.


26 Feb 08 - 04:17 PM (#2273010)
Subject: RE: Do eggs have a place in a band?
From: greg stephens

We always use one in "When Gamekeepers Lie Sleeping". They seem somehow appropriate for poaching songs.


26 Feb 08 - 04:31 PM (#2273016)
Subject: RE: Do eggs have a place in a band?
From: Sorcha

I was in a pick up session one night....The Goon was 'on the egg'. He finally dropped it...we were quite pleased, but lordy what a mess! LOL


26 Feb 08 - 04:34 PM (#2273021)
Subject: RE: Do eggs have a place in a band?
From: GUEST,The Mole Catcher's unplugged Apprentice

now there's a name for a cooking show, The Bold Poacher (very specialised)

Charlotte (looking at the family photograph albumen)


26 Feb 08 - 06:20 PM (#2273122)
Subject: RE: Do eggs have a place in a band?
From: GUEST,Chicken Charlie, Redux

Well, yes, there is another problem. This open mic has a five minute time limit, and if you let an egg go for more than three, ....

Gnomad--what do you get when you take one of those fiberglass bodied, plugged-unplugged guitars and put it in a vertical instrument holder?



A standing Ovation.


CC


26 Feb 08 - 06:31 PM (#2273131)
Subject: RE: Do eggs have a place in a band?
From: Surreysinger

That was rather eggscruciating Charlie ... should have been ovoid - ed I think!


26 Feb 08 - 06:37 PM (#2273142)
Subject: RE: Do eggs have a place in a band?
From: Folkiedave

Nobody's mentioned "Scrambleaway".

Yes doctor I am coming...........


26 Feb 08 - 10:53 PM (#2273323)
Subject: RE: Do eggs have a place in a band?
From: Ross Campbell

An oeuf's as good as a feast.

Ross


26 Feb 08 - 11:13 PM (#2273329)
Subject: RE: Do eggs have a place in a band?
From: Joe Offer

So, Mo, are you sorry you asked?


26 Feb 08 - 11:50 PM (#2273345)
Subject: RE: Do eggs have a place in a band?
From: The Fooles Troupe

"Unfortunately, too many people in the folk scene think above instruments are something you give to the "spouse" so they can feel part of the session despite the fact they have absolutely no musical talent."

Actually, I have usually found that in most cases it is these very non-musical types who are the first to howl when a competent trained muso picks these items up...

After decades of searching, I have finally found a source of those brightly coloured plastic split eggs, and I have a bag of kitty litter ...


27 Feb 08 - 03:31 AM (#2273422)
Subject: RE: Do eggs have a place in a band?
From: Geoff the Duck

The main problem with plastic shaky eggs is that they don't make a noise at the start of the arm movement, the noise happens when the egg stopsand the contents suddenly hit the egg wall. Unless you understand this, and adjust the timing appropriately, you get an effect where every noise is at some indeterminate point AFTER the beat of the music.
On very effective use I saw in a concert, I can't recall who though, was to throw the egg from hand to hand, but making sure that the "catch" was exactly on the musical beat.
Quack!
GtD.


27 Feb 08 - 05:14 AM (#2273485)
Subject: RE: Do eggs have a place in a band?
From: Mo the caller

Not really sorry I asked, Joe. But no-one commented on the thing about using them to tell the other players where they were in the AABBAB sequence.
Are there any other tricks you use, or are you all so good you never get lost?


27 Feb 08 - 07:46 AM (#2273558)
Subject: RE: Do eggs have a place in a band?
From: GUEST,BobL

"the noise happens when the egg stops"

Arguably also true of drumsticks, though a different part of the chicken.


27 Feb 08 - 09:05 AM (#2273619)
Subject: RE: Do eggs have a place in a band?
From: deadfrett

Absolutely necessary when doing Napoleon's Chicken Marengo.


27 Feb 08 - 10:07 AM (#2273671)
Subject: RE: Do eggs have a place in a band?
From: GUEST,Chicken Charlie

Dear Mo the Caller--

Your last comment set off a big "Why didn't I ever think of that?" in my head. I usually don't get lost in the AABA sense, but late last year I met someone with absolutely no sense of it. This is in rehearsals, too, mind you, with words/music on the stand in front of him. No, Bill, you don't do B until you've done A twice. Didn't stick. I printed out lyrics that were color coded. I printed out the entire piece with repeated choruses and no 'repeat' signs, just so he wouldn't get lost. No impact. I suspect some manufacturing defect in the cerebrum. The man plays a helluva fiddle, but cannot count to TWO. Needless to say, Bill doesn't ride with us any more. I didn't think of trying to use another instrument to cue him. I'll have to remember that.

Where I do get lost is re. lyrics, especially as I do a lot of blues & a lot of traditional ballads, both of which are likely to have verses that start out with the same phrase. I can get away with it with the blues, but in a ballad it's a dead give-away--I've either repeated part of the story or skipped some of it, though some of my colleagues don't mind that, as they were raised on 30-sec sound bites and think these songs are way too long anyway.

Anyway, I appreciate the thought. Maybe it's the origin of the phrase, "egging someone on," but I doubt it.

Chicken Charlie

PS. "What came first, the chicken or the egg?" is really of deep, world-altering significance. Creationists must say "the chicken." Darwinists must say "the egg."


27 Feb 08 - 10:35 AM (#2273702)
Subject: RE: Do eggs have a place in a band?
From: bankley

or as Peace recently told me... " A chicken and an Egg were having sex... the chicken rolled over and lit up a cigarette and said.... 'Well, that answers THAT question' "






also....the world needs more Folkies with 'huevos grandes'


27 Feb 08 - 11:31 AM (#2273744)
Subject: RE: Do eggs have a place in a band?
From: Mr Happy

Must get one of these http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=wsIHyRyETKg for camping!


27 Feb 08 - 04:03 PM (#2274023)
Subject: RE: Do eggs have a place in a band?
From: Jack Blandiver

Hasn't this has been covered before? (Always wanted to say that - a Mudcat chestnut if ever there was one!)

thread.cfm?threadid=97918


27 Feb 08 - 04:24 PM (#2274040)
Subject: RE: Do eggs have a place in a band?
From: GUEST,The Mole Catcher's unplugged Apprentice

101 things to do with a shakey egg

Do eggs have a place in a band?

one thread is a list of suggestions, the other a question...there's enough of a difference to merit two threads, IMHO

Charlotte (the view from Ma and Pa's piano stool)


27 Feb 08 - 04:55 PM (#2274072)
Subject: RE: Do eggs have a place in a band?
From: Jack Blandiver

Eggs is eggs, Charlotte - curate's, or otherwise.


27 Feb 08 - 05:23 PM (#2274102)
Subject: RE: Do eggs have a place in a band?
From: GUEST,The Mole Catcher's unplugged Apprentice

I do wonder, sometimes, I really do....anyway...now where were we?

Charlotte (the view from Ma and Pa's piano stool)


28 Feb 08 - 04:32 AM (#2274494)
Subject: RE: Do eggs have a place in a band?
From: Jack Blandiver

Eggs notwithstanding (personally I prefer those little plastic skulls anyway) there's a choice selection of shaky things to be had at The Works at the moment: natural seed shakers and the like, for a good deal less than you'd pay for them elsewhere. They've also got a lovely carved wooden frog shaped friction whirler, the raucous racket of which would sound great in any session. And they all have a place in my band.