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08 Mar 08 - 01:23 PM (#2283004) Subject: BS: Is this a hanging offence? From: Zany Mouse Mick forgot my birthday today. Is this a hanging offence or doesn't it matter? Rhiannon |
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08 Mar 08 - 01:24 PM (#2283005) Subject: RE: BS: Is this a hanging offence? From: Emma B Give the man enough rope! ........ :) Many Happy Returns Rhiannon |
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08 Mar 08 - 01:30 PM (#2283010) Subject: RE: BS: Is this a hanging offence? From: gnu Hang 'im high! After you get your present. Happy Bday! |
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08 Mar 08 - 01:30 PM (#2283011) Subject: RE: BS: Is this a hanging offence? From: Barry Finn Happy Birthday Zanny Don't hang Mick, we don't have enough rope on hand, shoot 'em, we can afford the bullet. Barry |
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08 Mar 08 - 01:32 PM (#2283013) Subject: RE: BS: Is this a hanging offence? From: freightdawg In the good old days they just left a sword in the cell and walked out... Freightdawg |
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08 Mar 08 - 01:36 PM (#2283017) Subject: RE: BS: Is this a hanging offence? From: John MacKenzie MCP! What else can one say Rhiannon? Many happy returns of the day. Giok |
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08 Mar 08 - 01:36 PM (#2283019) Subject: RE: BS: Is this a hanging offence? From: Peace "Is this a hanging offence?" Afraid so: 'pour encourager les autres'. Happy Birthday to you. |
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08 Mar 08 - 01:44 PM (#2283022) Subject: RE: BS: Is this a hanging offence? From: Scooby Doo Happy Birthday Zany Mouse. Love Scooby. |
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08 Mar 08 - 01:47 PM (#2283029) Subject: RE: BS: Is this a hanging offence? From: Megan L Of course not he is a man. Did you actually say to him yesterday "Tommorrow is my birthday and I want a card and a gift" Of course you didn't and then you expect the poor wee soul to remember all on his own. Shame on ye lassie forgetting they are on the whole simple creatures who need direct instructions. Meg who is now heading for the door before any of the lads come in. Bye the bye Have a good one lass. awra best frae Dauvitt and his Meg |
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08 Mar 08 - 01:54 PM (#2283035) Subject: RE: BS: Is this a hanging offence? From: Jean(eanjay) My husband and I haven't bought each other cards or presents for years .......... but there would be trouble if he forgot the cup of tea in bed! Have a really happy birthday, Jean |
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08 Mar 08 - 02:42 PM (#2283089) Subject: RE: BS: Is this a hanging offence? From: fat B****rd Happy Birthday from fB. |
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08 Mar 08 - 02:42 PM (#2283090) Subject: RE: BS: Is this a hanging offence? From: jacqui.c Maybe not a hanging offence - that would be too merciful. Think creative - I'm sure you'll come up with something better. Many happy returns- live long, die happy. |
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08 Mar 08 - 02:48 PM (#2283100) Subject: RE: BS: Is this a hanging offence? From: Little Hawk As Megan said, men "are simple creatures who need direct instructions". Have mercy on the poor fellow. After all, no animal in nature has ever remembered anyone's birthday, because animals don't bother with stuff that involves numbers and dates. It isn't real to them. Why expect men to be any different? |
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08 Mar 08 - 02:55 PM (#2283104) Subject: RE: BS: Is this a hanging offence? From: MudGuard Happy Birthday! About the hanging offence: You could try to cure it with viagra ;-) |
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08 Mar 08 - 03:10 PM (#2283110) Subject: RE: BS: Is this a hanging offence? From: Jeri Work the guilt angle, girl! This ought to be worth at least a nice dinner, maybe jewelry if there are tears. (He's not reading this, is he?) Happy birthday, Rhiannon. |
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08 Mar 08 - 03:25 PM (#2283115) Subject: RE: BS: Is this a hanging offence? From: Rapparee Teach 'em a lesson. Jaywalkers, murderers, birthday forgetters, speeders, scofflaws of all sorts -- just git a rope. Tie one end to a fence picket or something and make 'em skip rope! If they're guilty of something really serious, use two ropes and make 'em skip Double Dutch. No more of this coddling of criminals! |
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08 Mar 08 - 03:46 PM (#2283129) Subject: RE: BS: Is this a hanging offence? From: Irish sergeant Happy Birthday Rhiannon! (Must get the IMPORTANT stuff out of the way) Is it a hanging offence? DEpends on whether you want to be quick about it or really make him suffer. I can't say. I'm blessed with a rather good memory and have not forgotten my wife's birthday or our anniversary. I guess it dwepends on how sufficiently "Penitant" he is. Neil |
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08 Mar 08 - 03:48 PM (#2283131) Subject: RE: BS: Is this a hanging offence? From: Megan L Irish sergeant don't you mean KNEEL ;) |
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08 Mar 08 - 05:05 PM (#2283193) Subject: RE: BS: Is this a hanging offence? From: Rog Peek There's a pistol in the library Mick, you know what to do! Rog |
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08 Mar 08 - 08:14 PM (#2283304) Subject: RE: BS: Is this a hanging offence? From: Richard Bridge Dunno. When did he last get a blowjob? |
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08 Mar 08 - 08:22 PM (#2283316) Subject: RE: BS: Is this a hanging offence? From: McGrath of Harlow Wedding anniversaries, well they can sneak up on you unawares at times. But birthdays really should stick in the memory. The thing top do is always buy the odd present when you come across them, and stick em in a drawer. Then they are handy when something like this crops up. "You didn't really think I'd forgotten - here's my present for you." |
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08 Mar 08 - 08:42 PM (#2283328) Subject: RE: BS: Is this a hanging offence? From: Peace NICE one. |
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08 Mar 08 - 08:51 PM (#2283335) Subject: RE: BS: Is this a hanging offence? From: GUEST,Guest Nothing ages a woman so rapidly as having married the general rule. |
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08 Mar 08 - 10:15 PM (#2283381) Subject: RE: BS: Is this a hanging offence? From: Zany Mouse Hanging is too good for him now. He blames ME for not reminding him. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Rhiannon |
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08 Mar 08 - 10:22 PM (#2283387) Subject: RE: BS: Is this a hanging offence? From: Sandra in Sydney trade him in for a model with a better memory sandra ps. birfday greetings! |
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09 Mar 08 - 07:35 AM (#2283531) Subject: RE: BS: Is this a hanging offence? From: Backwoodsman Happy Birfday Rhiannon. The First Sans Gallbladder! :-) S:0) |
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09 Mar 08 - 10:05 AM (#2283579) Subject: RE: BS: Is this a hanging offence? From: Georgiansilver Happy Birthday Rhiannon. Best wishes to you and Mick. |
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09 Mar 08 - 10:13 AM (#2283583) Subject: RE: BS: Is this a hanging offence? From: Megan L I telt ye it wis your fault lassie :) |
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09 Mar 08 - 10:17 AM (#2283586) Subject: RE: BS: Is this a hanging offence? From: Mr Red hanging? depends how you celebrate! |
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09 Mar 08 - 10:22 AM (#2283592) Subject: RE: BS: Is this a hanging offence? From: autolycus Without reading a word of this esteemed thread, I say that nothing is a hanging offence. Hanging has no virtue except to satisfy extremely temporarily, some people's wish for revenge. Or to punish a stranger. Revenge is MINE said the Lord. i.e. NOT ours Ivor |
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09 Mar 08 - 10:33 AM (#2283600) Subject: RE: BS: Is this a hanging offence? From: Jeri Ivor, that was a great parody of people who post without knowing what the thread's about. Rhiannon, I hope you got something nice out of it. |
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09 Mar 08 - 10:34 AM (#2283602) Subject: RE: BS: Is this a hanging offence? From: Megan L Ivor do yer brains a favour and sit doon:p |
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09 Mar 08 - 11:08 AM (#2283622) Subject: RE: BS: Is this a hanging offence? From: Zany Mouse Thanks for the great comments everyone (well ALMOST everyone). Yes, I did get some fun out of it - a bright spot in a miserable day. Hugs to all Rhiannon |
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09 Mar 08 - 02:44 PM (#2283756) Subject: RE: BS: Is this a hanging offence? From: Rasener >>Dunno. When did he last get a blowjob? << Richard Bridge, may your head hang in shame. Mick Pearce, you should be ashamed of yourself. I was half expecting to see you and Rhiannon at Farnsfield Accoustic to see Steve Tilston last night on Rhiannon's birthday. He was on great form. Anyway a happy birthday to you Rhiannon. My missus would castrate me if I forgot her birthday. Les |
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09 Mar 08 - 02:48 PM (#2283760) Subject: RE: BS: Is this a hanging offence? From: Megan L Noo theres an option we didny consider lass :) |
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09 Mar 08 - 03:00 PM (#2283765) Subject: RE: BS: Is this a hanging offence? From: meself It depends on which birthday it is. Let me guess - 11th? 12th? |
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09 Mar 08 - 09:27 PM (#2284018) Subject: RE: BS: Is this a hanging offence? From: Sorcha Nah...everybody forgets mine, and that's just fine with me. |
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10 Mar 08 - 05:30 AM (#2284152) Subject: RE: BS: Is this a hanging offence? From: Catherine Jayne Don't let him get in the habit of forgetting!! Hope you had a lovely birthday weekend. Love Khatt x |
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10 Mar 08 - 09:49 AM (#2284266) Subject: RE: BS: Is this a hanging offence? From: jacqui.c My missus would castrate me if I forgot her birthday. Les - that would come under the heading of cutting off one's nose to spite one's face, I think. |
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10 Mar 08 - 09:59 AM (#2284274) Subject: RE: BS: Is this a hanging offence? From: Peace That is the mixest metaphor my eyes have ever set foot on. |
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10 Mar 08 - 10:00 AM (#2284276) Subject: RE: BS: Is this a hanging offence? From: Rasener LOL |
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10 Mar 08 - 05:47 PM (#2284728) Subject: RE: BS: Is this a hanging offence? From: Liz the Squeak I'm not entirely sure if I'd rather he forgot to get me a present or gave me a present that he'd thought I'd like, rather than something I've actually expressed an interest in acquiring. LTS |