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BS: Happy Birthday Limpit!

25 Mar 08 - 07:47 PM (#2297635)
Subject: BS: Happy Birthday Limpit!
From: Liz the Squeak

Have a happy birthday dear, only one more year before you become a teenager... Enjoy the day and do some piano practice!

LTS - AKA Mum


25 Mar 08 - 07:58 PM (#2297640)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Limpit!
From: Beer

A very happy birthday from the frozen north(Quebec).
Adrien


25 Mar 08 - 08:31 PM (#2297661)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Limpit!
From: Herga Kitty

Many happy returns!

Kitty


25 Mar 08 - 09:15 PM (#2297683)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Limpit!
From: Rapparee

Did your mum buy you that vintage XKE she promised? If not you should nag her for it. Soon you'll be able to drive and you'll want a cool car, won't you? And wouldn't this make a really nice birthday present? Much nicer than old piano lessons....


25 Mar 08 - 10:24 PM (#2297726)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Limpit!
From: artbrooks

Make her give you chocolate.


25 Mar 08 - 11:35 PM (#2297744)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Limpit!
From: katlaughing

Happy Birthday from another Aries!


26 Mar 08 - 02:17 AM (#2297782)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Limpit!
From: JennieG

And happy birthday from the sunny antipodes!

Cheers
JennieG


26 Mar 08 - 03:27 AM (#2297793)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Limpit!
From: skarpi

Happy birthday my dear , and watch out , fasten all the screws on the
new bed :>) willyou , your mom may have forgot one or two :>) "Grin"

enjoy your day


All the best Skarpi Iceland


26 Mar 08 - 04:15 AM (#2297802)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Limpit!
From: Liz the Squeak

If the bed falls apart Skarpi, we'll blame IKEA - that's where it came from!

LTS


26 Mar 08 - 04:16 AM (#2297804)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Limpit!
From: Catherine Jayne

Happy Birthday Phoebe!!

Have a wonderful day

Lots of Love Khatt, Paul and Harry xxx


26 Mar 08 - 04:16 AM (#2297805)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Limpit!
From: fat B****rd

Happy Birthday, Limpit, from Uncle Charlie.


26 Mar 08 - 04:41 AM (#2297819)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Limpit!
From: Megan L

Have a lovely day lass and dont let yer mum drive ye anywhere:) ye might end up back in Scotland the way she navigates.

AWRA BEST Dauvitt and his Meg


26 Mar 08 - 05:20 AM (#2297828)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Limpit!
From: bfdk

Have a cracking birthday, my little Santa-Santee!

Beware of that IKEA, furniture and people alike, they often have a screw loose ;-))

Enjoy the day, take the opportunity to boss your old mother around, eat all her chocolates, beat the cr** out of a few boys, if you like, and generally do as you please on this very special day!

Best wishes,

Bente


26 Mar 08 - 05:34 AM (#2297835)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Limpit!
From: Bryn Pugh

Penblwydd yn hapus, Limpit -

Many happies.

Erica and Bryn.


26 Mar 08 - 05:38 AM (#2297837)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Limpit!
From: gnu

Ya know... iffin ya practice that thar pIannie real good, someday ya might just be able to buy one a them thar fancy rides like what Rapaire posted.

Acourse, it's YOUR Bday, so have fun and don't worry about the lessons too much... or the car... there's lots of time for both... Happy Birthday!!!


26 Mar 08 - 06:22 AM (#2297850)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Limpit!
From: John MacKenzie

A dozen short years already!

Well I hope you have a great day Phoebe, and enjoy your new bed, and you new camera, and any other goodies that come your way.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PHOEBE

Giok


26 Mar 08 - 08:54 AM (#2297902)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Limpit!
From: Mrs.Duck

Have a very happy birthday, Phoebe. Maybe we'll get to see yo again soon.
Love Jane Geoff and the Ducklings and Maddie!


26 Mar 08 - 09:03 AM (#2297909)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Limpit!
From: maeve

Happy Birthday from snowy Maine! Be kind to your mum; she seems to think highly of you! Enjoy your day, sleep well in the new bed, and have some fun with the piano.


26 Mar 08 - 09:07 AM (#2297912)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Limpit!
From: GUEST,PMB

Beer, write out one hundred times:

I must not teach bad geography to impressionable young ladies on their birthdays.

Quebec is almost 3 degrees SOUTH of London.

Happy birthday to the relevant person anyway.


26 Mar 08 - 09:10 AM (#2297918)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Limpit!
From: Rapparee

Well, you should become really good on the piano. Then maybe you can make lots of money playing it in a pub or something.


26 Mar 08 - 09:19 AM (#2297925)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Limpit!
From: MMario

There is NO WAY Limpit can be that old. No. Way.

So when you gonna talk someone into bringing you to the Getaway?


26 Mar 08 - 09:56 AM (#2297953)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Limpit!
From: jacqui.c

Many happy returns Phoebe. Enjoy your day.

Live long, die happy.


26 Mar 08 - 10:20 AM (#2297966)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Limpit!
From: ranger1

Happy birthday, Limpit! And remember not to grow up too fast, being an adult is not all it's cracked up to be, trust me. As far as I can tell, the only advantage is that you can eat dessert first.


26 Mar 08 - 10:31 AM (#2297974)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Limpit!
From: Roger the Skiffler

Another birthday? Does this child have 2 a year??? No, it's just I'm at the age when Time's Winged Chariot is going like the clappers. Happy Wossnames any way!

RtS
(64 and a third)


26 Mar 08 - 11:09 AM (#2297995)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Limpit!
From: Leadfingers

Happy Birthday Limpet !


26 Mar 08 - 01:27 PM (#2298075)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Limpit!
From: Megan L

Tami stop encouraging Limpit in bad eating habits! Is it no bad enough that her mither has her convinced that chocolate is one of the main food groups :)


26 Mar 08 - 03:10 PM (#2298169)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Limpit!
From: MudGuard

Happy Birthday Phoebe Limpit from Munich!

Andy/MudGuard


26 Mar 08 - 04:02 PM (#2298211)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Limpit!
From: Rapparee

You're right. The basic food groups are salt, sugar, grease and alcohol, and Limpit is too young (right now) for the last. However, bread dropped into the grease from streaky bacon and then sprinkled with sugar should meet the dietary requirements of the first three.


26 Mar 08 - 05:10 PM (#2298267)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Limpit!
From: Liz the Squeak

She prefers red wine....

LTS


26 Mar 08 - 05:20 PM (#2298276)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Limpit!
From: ranger1

Chocolate isn't one of the food groups?!


26 Mar 08 - 05:33 PM (#2298286)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Limpit!
From: artbrooks

Isn't caffeine one of the basic food groups? I was always taught that Irish coffee filled all of the daily requirements...


26 Mar 08 - 09:14 PM (#2298438)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Limpit!
From: Sandra in Sydney

more (& maybe belated) birfday greetings from the other side of the world

sandra


27 Mar 08 - 03:51 AM (#2298548)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Limpit!
From: Liz the Squeak

Limpit has learned from the Mistress... Chocolate is made from beans and beans are in the proscribed '5 a day' list for good eating.

That's our excuse and we're sticking to it!

LTS


27 Mar 08 - 05:58 AM (#2298590)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Limpit!
From: Pistachio

Love that 'beans' excuse. Can I borrow it.

Belated Best Wishes to Limpit who I first met at the Yorkshire Gathering?
It's such a good time of year for a Birthday!

Hazel.x.x.


27 Mar 08 - 06:49 AM (#2298606)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Limpit!
From: the lemonade lady

Many happy returns... may your house always be too small for all of your friends.

Sal


27 Mar 08 - 09:19 AM (#2298675)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Limpit!
From: Morticia

Phoebe, you have a really, really pants Godmother and I am very sorry. Could we have a deal that I will take you to Paris or European capitol of your choice on your 18th in lieu of having consistently forgotten for years?


27 Mar 08 - 12:09 PM (#2298813)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Limpit!
From: GUEST,LTS pretending to work

Morty - Don't think we won't take you up on that, but there's no need to wait until she's 18, she has her own passport and can be packed and ready to leave in less than 30 minutes - if someone else packs for her.

LTS


27 Mar 08 - 01:06 PM (#2298850)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Limpit!
From: Severn

Best wishes from the USA! Good to meet you last summer.


27 Mar 08 - 01:08 PM (#2298851)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Limpit!
From: John MacKenzie

Liz, put that suitcase away at once !!


27 Mar 08 - 02:26 PM (#2298908)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Limpit!
From: Morticia

I would prefer it if she were old enough to fight the boys off ( or not) by herself.


27 Mar 08 - 02:46 PM (#2298920)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Limpit!
From: Micca

As Has become almost an established tradition now, I will take you to the shops (book or otherwise) so you can choose your Birthday Gift(in the German sense of the word) on Saturday,
Micca


27 Mar 08 - 03:50 PM (#2298978)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Limpit!
From: MudGuard

for those not fluent in German: German "gift" is English "poison, toxic"


27 Mar 08 - 04:39 PM (#2299021)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Limpit!
From: Liz the Squeak

SHE IS NOT ALLOWED A CHEMISTRY SET OF ANY DESCRIPTION UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES!!!

LTS


27 Mar 08 - 04:40 PM (#2299023)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Limpit!
From: Liz the Squeak

Or other explosives...


LTS


27 Mar 08 - 04:52 PM (#2299039)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Limpit!
From: bfdk

If she tests the result on Micca...? Reconsider ;-)

Morty, I've heard say that she's fully capable of beating small boys (and even occasionally large ones, too) into submission.

Bente


27 Mar 08 - 04:57 PM (#2299043)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Limpit!
From: MudGuard

what are the chemical components of chocolate? Maybe you COULD find the right chemistry set after all ...


28 Mar 08 - 10:49 AM (#2299576)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Limpit!
From: katlaughing

Table of Elements:
C = carbon
Ho = holmium
Co = cobalt
La = lanthanum
Te = tellurium

I gave my micro-biologist niece a Tshirt which had this on it:

"CHoCoLaTe - Better living through chemistry!"

Since my b-day is finally here, today, I think I shall apply the sentiment and indulge!