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BS: St George's day jokes

23 Apr 08 - 05:19 AM (#2323408)
Subject: BS: St George's day jokes
From: JulieF

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I had quick browse around this morning to try and find some jokes to wish my collegues a happy St George's day and drew a complete blank.

Anyone know any good English jokes !

J


23 Apr 08 - 07:49 AM (#2323511)
Subject: RE: BS: St George's day jokes
From: Dave the Gnome

That the prime minister and lots of his cabinet are Scottish?

Makes me laugh anyway.

:-D


23 Apr 08 - 04:13 PM (#2323523)
Subject: RE: BS: St George's day jokes
From: Rapparee

English jokes? Like

"I say, did you know that old George is living in a tree with an orangatuan?"

"Male or female"

"Female, of course! Nothing queer about old George!"


23 Apr 08 - 04:17 PM (#2323528)
Subject: RE: BS: St George's day jokes
From: Dave the Gnome

Not English jokes as such but maybe a few Oscar Wilde quotes would do the trick.

:D


23 Apr 08 - 05:11 PM (#2323567)
Subject: RE: BS: St George's day jokes
From: Rapparee

Did you here the one about...nah, you probably did.


23 Apr 08 - 05:34 PM (#2323589)
Subject: RE: BS: St George's day jokes
From: Liz the Squeak

The biggest joke for St George's day?

Publican - Can I have an extended licence to celebrate our patron saint's day please?

LTS


23 Apr 08 - 05:42 PM (#2323603)
Subject: RE: BS: St George's day jokes
From: Bainbo

Here's one:

It's the work of the genius Wallace Tripp


24 Apr 08 - 03:14 AM (#2323938)
Subject: RE: BS: St George's day jokes
From: Mr Red

what is black and blue and floats in the Irish sea?

And Englishman who tells Irish (or Welsh or Scots) jokes


24 Apr 08 - 03:17 AM (#2323940)
Subject: RE: BS: St George's day jokes
From: Mr Red

That Oscar Wilde page is full of adware - which seems to know you have refused it and takes forever to load on broadband - I gave up on it.


25 Apr 08 - 03:18 AM (#2325019)
Subject: RE: BS: St George's day jokes
From: Dave the Gnome

Seems to work OK for me Mr Red - I have a pop-up blocker on - Do you?

Well worth reading some of Oscars gems:-)

Cheers

dave


25 Apr 08 - 10:05 AM (#2325352)
Subject: RE: BS: St George's day jokes
From: Mr Red

I declined the free weather link in my system tray (thankyou) and it has taken 2 minutes to not complete.



Played around with the site. Slow is not the word. 6 minutes on broadband.