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BS: 'Catter deployed in southwest Asia

17 May 08 - 11:41 AM (#2342911)
Subject: BS: 'Catter deployed in southwest Asia
From: Charmion

Because of a professional engagement abroad, our friend CET (Edmund) may not be visiting this forum as frequently or contributing as fully as has for lo, this long time. He will be as safe as an adult can be, spending most of his time in a large military installation, and I expect him back in early December.

He took a large iPod stuffed with all manner of songs, including a heck of a lot of sea shantys that he can listen to without having to put up with my wincing.

This deployment is a welcome opportunity, and he prepared himself with care and determination all through the winter. We had a pre-embarkation treat of a trip to New York City for the Metropolitan Opera and a Broadway show, followed by a weekend of music with folkie friends in New England. Then we came home, I got over my cold (no, it wasn't allergies) and he packed. On Friday -- yesterday, that is -- we had a nice, quiet three-hour drive to Trenton and I handed him over to the air movements people at 8 Wing. That's it until his mid-tour leave.

The house is remarkably empty of large items of military luggage and odd camouflage-patterned items lying around in inappropriate places -- note to file, all you military folks out there, the dining room table is not the place to leave your new holster, and your spouse will get very tired of stepping over and/or around the inevitable heap of boots.

So it's six months of coffee for one ...


17 May 08 - 12:00 PM (#2342921)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Catter deployed in southwest Asia
From: Jeri

They never let me take a gun home, but boots were a traffic hazard. I still have a pair of desert boots under the bed, but they're so far in the spiders would fight me for them.

There IS a song in this... sending lawyers to et cetera.   I hope he has time to post once in a while. We'll certainly be thinking of him, and of you.


17 May 08 - 12:04 PM (#2342924)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Catter deployed in southwest Asia
From: curmudgeon

It was great to see you both last weekend. I lfted a pint to Edmund's safe journey at last night's Press Room session, and we will send a shanty his way this afternoon -- Tom & Linn


17 May 08 - 01:10 PM (#2342954)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Catter deployed in southwest Asia
From: gnu

Godspeed Edmund. Take care. And, thanks.


17 May 08 - 05:14 PM (#2343093)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Catter deployed in southwest Asia
From: katlaughing

Same here. Take care and come home before ya know it, safely that is!

Charmion, surely you will have more than just coffee? *just teasing* Sounds as though you had a lovely weekend and are being quite sensible about things.

ATB,

kat


17 May 08 - 05:45 PM (#2343107)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Catter deployed in southwest Asia
From: Bill D

Well! Such an experience... I do hope he learns interesting stuff and comes home safely. Technology does allow folks to keep in contact during these forays. I trust YOU will hear regularly, and I hope WE will if possible.

So...is Getaway possible for you?


17 May 08 - 06:04 PM (#2343126)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Catter deployed in southwest Asia
From: Amos

Charmion,

I hope you don't have to fend off too many salivating Casanovas, and that you have plenty to do to keep your heart full and your smile in place until Edmund gets back.

Very best to both of you until reunion is...


A


17 May 08 - 07:02 PM (#2343173)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Catter deployed in southwest Asia
From: artbrooks

Knock wood, and all that stuff.


17 May 08 - 07:04 PM (#2343175)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Catter deployed in southwest Asia
From: ranger1

Stay safe, Edmund. Stay sane, Charmion.
Tami


17 May 08 - 07:05 PM (#2343176)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Catter deployed in southwest Asia
From: Peace

Ditto the above posts and sentiments.


17 May 08 - 09:34 PM (#2343267)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Catter deployed in southwest Asia
From: wysiwyg

Charmion, you and Edmund will be remembered daily, especially in Hardi's private prayers. If you get a chance for a visit, please come!

~Susan


18 May 08 - 07:25 PM (#2343969)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Catter deployed in southwest Asia
From: SINSULL

Charmion,
Sorry I can't say anything light and humorous. When I think of Edmund I think of him walking Seamus along Bonny Bank Terrace and that damn dog was marching in time with his head held high. That and Sam Hall.
I keep both of you in my prayers and hope we can celebrate New Years together safe and healthy,
Mary


18 May 08 - 10:22 PM (#2344039)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Catter deployed in southwest Asia
From: Escapee

My son's advice when he went to Baghdad was " Don't watch the news." Thanks for serving, Edmond, and God keep you both.
SKP


18 May 08 - 10:50 PM (#2344050)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Catter deployed in southwest Asia
From: Beer

Charmion, you are certainly welcomed back to our new festival (www.applehollowmusicfest.org)as it was a pleasure meeting both of you last year. Give my best to Edmund for me. Sorry I didn't get the chance to sit down and have a long chat with you both but as an organizer I hope you understand.
Adrien


19 May 08 - 01:57 PM (#2344491)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Catter deployed in southwest Asia
From: wysiwyg

Charmion,

Time to start another new instrument, my girl. Or start and volunteer to maintain a permathread in some area of musical interest-- they're a lot of fun. I offer the Spirituals permathread as one model.

Edmund will want to come back to find you sane and happy. Use Mudcat as you like to be sure of it, OK? And stay close.

~Susan


19 May 08 - 09:58 PM (#2344819)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Catter deployed in southwest Asia
From: GUEST,Seiri Omaar

Best to you both. I'll be thinking of you, especially once Goderich Celtic Fest rolls around...
~Sarah Crocker


19 May 08 - 10:25 PM (#2344835)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Catter deployed in southwest Asia
From: Charmion

Hey, Sarah -- I'm planning to go to Goderich this year, and if Edmund can get his mid-tour leave that early he will come too. I'll see you there.


19 May 08 - 10:53 PM (#2344843)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Catter deployed in southwest Asia
From: catspaw49

Be back to us safe and sound and as others have said, keep us as informed as possible.

Spaw


19 May 08 - 11:18 PM (#2344854)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Catter deployed in southwest Asia
From: Stilly River Sage

That's one helluva way to de-clutter, Charmion. We were talking about stuff, not folks. . . ;-)

My best to the both of you and the various ways you find to communicate during this separation.

SRS


23 May 08 - 12:47 PM (#2347723)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Catter deployed in southwest Asia
From: GUEST,Charmion's brother Andrew

Don't worry, Charmion, your baby brother will look out for you.


27 May 08 - 09:59 PM (#2350646)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Catter deployed in southwest Asia
From: CET

Folks:

Thank you all for your kind messages. I am on the ground, and thanks to the U.S. Army's morale and welfare organization, able to log on to Mudcat via the Internet Cafe. I have a good crew of American JAG officers to work with. My immediate boss is a guitar playing Marine JAG lieutenant-colonel, who seems to take an interest in my peculiar musical predilections. I expect there will be some good conversations in the office. Unfortunately, he doesn't have his guitar with him.

Cheers.

Edmund


27 May 08 - 10:21 PM (#2350650)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Catter deployed in southwest Asia
From: katlaughing

Wow, thanks for connecting with us, Edmund! Stay safe and happy pickin'!


27 May 08 - 11:20 PM (#2350665)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Catter deployed in southwest Asia
From: wysiwyg

Air guitar!

~S~


02 Jun 08 - 11:09 PM (#2355825)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Catter deployed in southwest Asia
From: CET

I have just enjoyed a little bit of cultural cognitive dissonance. A TV on the camp was tuned to a local Afghan station and a rather sappy video of people walking around in a park was showing. The background music was ... the pride of Stratford, Ontario, Loreena McKennit.

The Canadian I have replaced here gave me a Stan Rogers CD, Home in Halifax, before he left. I was looking forward to listening to it, but since I have a copy of my own back home I gave it to our interpreter.

What's next on the Canadian cultural campaign in Afghanistan? Stompin' Tom Connors? The Red Green Show? Trailer Park Boys?

Edmund


03 Jun 08 - 08:10 AM (#2356071)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Catter deployed in southwest Asia
From: SINSULL

More likely, Shatner and Terrence and Phil.


03 Jun 08 - 08:14 AM (#2356076)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Catter deployed in southwest Asia
From: gnu

Good to hear from you! Read the news today about the wounded... stay safe eh!


03 Jun 08 - 10:06 PM (#2356800)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Catter deployed in southwest Asia
From: Rapparee

Keep your head down, don't volunteer, and if they tell you to go outside the wire tell them that JAGs simply don't do that sort of thing. If they insist, tell them that specifically YOU don't do that sort of thing.


03 Jun 08 - 10:26 PM (#2356812)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Catter deployed in southwest Asia
From: wysiwyg

Oh Edmund!-- hello-for-next time! :~)

Atticus wants to go out and play; the birdies are calling him. Since the trees out front blew down, the back bushes are FULL of nests right outside the south window. He escapes.

I'm thinking of getting him a cage so he can see them up close, or maybe we'll just open the window and make sure the screen fastened in is nice and tight. (Gotta keep him off that road you know.)

~S~


04 Jun 08 - 06:42 AM (#2357005)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Catter deployed in southwest Asia
From: GUEST,Dani

Best wishes to you both!

Someone get that man a guitar, willya?

As a former (long-ago) Navy wife, I get the 6-month thing. A little better now that you can stay in touch? I remember waiting for ships to pull into docks to tie up to phone lines, and for the number to spread among the wives... funny story there, I'll come back and tell it later...

Anyway. Stretch out, luxuriate in taking up the WHOLE bed, and keep in touch.

Dani


04 Jun 08 - 07:07 AM (#2357011)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Catter deployed in southwest Asia
From: Charmion

No chance of taking up the WHOLE bed, not with Bill the 18-pound tomcat in residence. In fact, I have trouble retaining sovereignty over my pillow.


04 Jun 08 - 09:44 PM (#2357785)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Catter deployed in southwest Asia
From: Greg B

Damned war.


04 Jun 08 - 10:52 PM (#2357826)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Catter deployed in southwest Asia
From: katlaughing

Good to *see* you here at the Mudcat. Stay safe!

kat


05 Jun 08 - 10:26 AM (#2358259)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Catter deployed in southwest Asia
From: GUEST,Dani

Back in the day (before cell phones, internet, etc) there were letters, and if you were really lucky, expensive phone calls in port.

So, there was always this race to spread the phone number around when a ship tied up to the pier overseas, so everyone could call their guy.

Once (I think they were somewhere in Italy? Med, anyway) someone got the phone number wrong, and drove some poor woman buggy. Her phone rang day and night with lonely women trying to track down their men. She got tired of trying to fix the unfixable, and took to answering them: "no, he can't come to the phone right now. He's got my #$&@ in his mouth."

Dani


11 Jun 08 - 12:51 PM (#2363346)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Catter deployed in southwest Asia
From: CET

Thanks to the combined efficency of Charmion and the U.S. Postal Service I got a very nice care package today, mailed from Michigan where Charmion attended banjo camp last weekend.

I have met some very good guitar players. We also have a well attended karaoke night once a week (this is pretty spartan, but it's no forward operating base). The playlist is rather short on Child ballads and sea shantys, but it does have Pancho and Lefty, complete with a video.

I am learning to speak U.S. Army American: "working the (fill in the blank) piece", "that's not in my lane", "going to chow". Working for a Marine is an experience in itself. I find that I definitely like working with Americans in uniform, although the bureaucracy is even more rigid than ours.

I also find that I appreciate Mudcat more than ever. It's a real life line.

Edmund


11 Jun 08 - 01:51 PM (#2363404)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Catter deployed in southwest Asia
From: gnu

It's great to read your posts. Take care.


11 Jun 08 - 04:04 PM (#2363559)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Catter deployed in southwest Asia
From: Amos

Edmund:

So glad to hear from you, pal. The Marines need the bright fresh breath of up-country attitude around there; you should get a service medal for providing it.

Come home soon, come home safe.

Write to the Martin Company, and the Taylor boys and L'Arriveeistas, and ask them to each donate ten decent guitars to the war effort. Offer to act as a neutral distributor.

We'll be hooting all night long in no timer!


A


11 Jun 08 - 08:54 PM (#2363847)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Catter deployed in southwest Asia
From: Susan A-R

Charmion and Edmund, I promise that I shall salt, sand, shovel and do all other such S things to my driveway at the tail end of next Decmeber. Just be there, both of you.

Charmion,I know about those cats. How is it that someone who I outweigh easily 10 to 1 manages to get the middle/diagonal of the bed.

Take care, both of you.

Susan


19 Jun 08 - 08:02 AM (#2369708)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Catter deployed in southwest Asia
From: SINSULL

Edmund,
Is there anything you and your buddies would like from Maine? I promise to stay out if the Christmas tree Shop.
Mary


19 Jun 08 - 12:32 PM (#2369930)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Catter deployed in southwest Asia
From: CET

Well, some good local Maine beer would be nice, but illegal, and not practical to ship anyway.

I could do without any tiny nun dolls, just in case you were considering sending me some.

It's always a treat to get mail, but I can't think of any specific thing that I want. Maybe some pictures from your next song circle.

Cheers

Edmund


19 Jun 08 - 04:25 PM (#2370198)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Catter deployed in southwest Asia
From: Micca

Hi Edmund,and Charmion, Greetings from The London(not that hole in Ontario) hope things are Ok, and not too SNAFUed, keep well, hope to see you sometime soon, remember only the military can really do a FUBAR well
Micca


19 Jun 08 - 04:38 PM (#2370207)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Catter deployed in southwest Asia
From: katlaughing

But then you can always look at those as AFGOs ala Bat Goddess (I think it was told me about them:) Another F***ing Growth Opportunity!


19 Jun 08 - 07:15 PM (#2370291)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Catter deployed in southwest Asia
From: ranger1

OK, so tiny little nuns are out. How about glow-in-the-dark plastic Marys? Inflatable moose heads? Anything at all? Best make a serious request before we get bored and decide your living quarters need redecorating...


19 Jun 08 - 07:29 PM (#2370304)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Catter deployed in southwest Asia
From: SINSULL

heh heh
Be afraid. Be very afraid.


19 Jun 08 - 07:36 PM (#2370310)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Catter deployed in southwest Asia
From: Micca

what do I care if it rains or freezes
as long as I've got my plastic Jesus
riding on the dash of my SUV
I dont care if Mohammeds about
Jesus He has much more clout
he'll surround me with divinity


20 Jun 08 - 08:28 AM (#2370613)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Catter deployed in southwest Asia
From: Bat Goddess

Right...AFGO came from me. Handy bit of terminology. I stole it from Jeff Lind, great bass and tuba player and maker of fine furniture.

Linn


20 Jun 08 - 08:29 AM (#2370614)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Catter deployed in southwest Asia
From: Bat Goddess

So, Edmund, what's the beer like there? Or are you stuck with American swill?

Linn


20 Jun 08 - 10:52 AM (#2370727)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Catter deployed in southwest Asia
From: CET

The "beer" is de-alcoholized Becks. How to describe it? Try to imagine marinating unwashed turnips in Kool-Aid and then boiling the juice for a few days. The U.S. Army, alas, is dry wherever it deploys, unlike the Europeans down the road at ISAF Headquarters.

Edmund


02 Jul 08 - 09:24 PM (#2379643)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Catter deployed in southwest Asia
From: Barry Finn

Just saw this thread for he 1st time. Hope all is well with you. So I guess this means that you won't make the Portsmouth Maritime festival either, you'll have to just make up for lost time when you get back. Good luck & God speed


All my best
Barry


This is the 4th time I've tried to reply & post this with no luck. What's up with that?


02 Jul 08 - 09:47 PM (#2379655)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Catter deployed in southwest Asia
From: katlaughing

You're just giving double lucks and God speeds, Barry!

Edmund, that is a very imaginative description and it sounds AWFUL!:-)


02 Jul 08 - 09:57 PM (#2379662)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Catter deployed in southwest Asia
From: GUEST

A reminder of a wonderfully fun song from our own Alaska Mike:

(with love from Dani as I throw back a Saranac ale in your name)


Back In The Clydesdale
by Mike Campbell 2004

I went to the bar after working all day,
And ordered a dark Guinness Beer.
But the Yuppies were chatting so thick on their cell phones,
I guess the barman did not hear.
He brought me a glass and a tall boy of Bud,
And set them down in front of me,
Well I coughed and I sputtered in pure disbelief,
And sang out this chorus with glee.

OOOOO
Put that Budweiser back in the Clydesdale,
Its not the right flavor for me.
The color's all wrong and there's not enough foam,
And its got all the kick of weak tea.
Now pour me a pint of that good Guinness Stout,
With color you cannot see through.
Put that Budweiser back in the Clydesdale, boys,
And pour me a beer that is true.

Then the waitress came by when I'd finished my first one,
An angry young woman named Jill,
She snatched up my empty without even looking,
And went off to find a refill.
Then she brought back a glass of some pale liquid garbage,
And said, "Here's the Bud you asked for."
Well I gave her a glare that would knock down a horse,
And sang out this chorus once more.

Chorus

So if ever you're seeking a beer with good flavor,
To finish your day or your meal.
If they serve you a Millers, a Coors or a Bud,
Or some other brand that ain't real,
If the "King of Beers" is the only selection,
I hope that you'll answer like this,
Put that Budweiser back in the Clydesdale, boys,
I won't drink twelve ounces of that lousy beer.

Chorus


02 Jul 08 - 10:54 PM (#2379692)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Catter deployed in southwest Asia
From: Big Mick

I hope you got to bring along that bottle I gave you at Indian Neck, my friend.   I think of you often, sound a note on the old Low D in your name, and pray for a safe return to Charmion for you. I look forward to sharing some brew pub ales at our next meet.

All the best,

Mick


03 Jul 08 - 11:11 AM (#2380123)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Catter deployed in southwest Asia
From: Nancy King

Yikes! I'd missed this thread entirely until Jeri pointed me to it when I wondered why Edmund wouldn't be at the Getaway.

Well, Jeez, Edmund, I guess "Have a good time" is probably not the most realistic of wishes, so I'll just say "Stay safe! We'll be thinking of you! Come back as soon as you can!"

Nancy


03 Jul 08 - 01:26 PM (#2380260)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Catter deployed in southwest Asia
From: Charmion

Sorry, Mick; that bottle of Laph is sitting on the shelf in our kitchen in Ottawa waiting for better days.


03 Jul 08 - 01:38 PM (#2380264)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Catter deployed in southwest Asia
From: John MacKenzie

Well poop, I only just found out that this thread referred to Edmund.
Have a good tour of duty my friend, hide the kilt, the Scots have a fearsome reputation out there, and you may be mistaken for one of us. Better than being mistaken for one of those I suppose ;)
Charmion, mind out for the caffeine.

G


03 Jul 08 - 08:01 PM (#2380576)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Catter deployed in southwest Asia
From: Bat Goddess

Geez, Charmion, I'll be right up!

(Then again, considering the swill masquerading as beer that Edmund is stuck with, perhaps it's best to save the Laphroaig intact for his return!)

Linn


03 Jul 08 - 11:53 PM (#2380678)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Catter deployed in southwest Asia
From: CET

The PX sells de-alcoholized Lowenbrau, which is not as bad as the Becks.

No chance of me wearing my kilt, Giok. The Americans already think I'm eccentric. God knows what conclusions they would come to if I started wearing a kilt, particularly since I wear one of the Welsh tartans, Thomas of Wales, which is bright enough to keep small birds away from your crops. My long mustache is enough to make me stand out in the crowd.

Thanks for all the good thoughts and wishes. I look forward to singing with you all next year, inshallah.

Edmund


04 Jul 08 - 12:25 AM (#2380691)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Catter deployed in southwest Asia
From: katlaughing

Like THIS?. Bright, but at least it doesn't have yellow and green in it; those can get really garish er...bright!:-)


04 Jul 08 - 04:36 AM (#2380779)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Catter deployed in southwest Asia
From: Micca

kat, it is EXACTLY like that!!!!, Edmund, stay saaafe, and we will enjoy a sherbet or two (of your choice)nxt time we meet, I'm buying, I have some 18 yo Highland Park, suitable? or maybe we should break out the Penderyn?(introduced to me by another Canadian, now living in Wales)


04 Jul 08 - 04:40 AM (#2380782)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Catter deployed in southwest Asia
From: Megan L

Lassie jist whits wrang wie Yellow in a tartan us Barclays are proud oh oor custard


04 Jul 08 - 04:57 AM (#2380795)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Catter deployed in southwest Asia
From: gnu

"Available in Welsh Tartan Fabric"??? I should THINK so!


04 Jul 08 - 08:29 AM (#2380893)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Catter deployed in southwest Asia
From: katlaughing

Ah, Megandarlin'...custard might be okay..it's when it get mixed with jello lime green with all kinds of broad and skinny lines running through it that it tends to be a bit bilious!**bg**

My tastes run to the more subdued hues of the Hudsons or Crawfords.:-)


04 Jul 08 - 09:06 AM (#2380920)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Catter deployed in southwest Asia
From: Micca

If you follow this link and scroll down to the McDuck (Yes,Donald Ducks uuUncle Scrooge McDuck and it is a real Tartan registered by Disney with the correct tartan register in Scotland) and put your sunglasses on!!!, I think Geoff would look.......Great???? eccentric???? weird?... or maybe just Ducky in this.


04 Jul 08 - 09:36 AM (#2380944)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Catter deployed in southwest Asia
From: CET

18 year old Highland Park suitable? You bet! But why would you put it in sherbet?

I am trying to imagine Geoff in a kilt. I think I need to go to a dark room and lie down for a while with a wet cloth on my head.


04 Jul 08 - 11:13 AM (#2381006)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Catter deployed in southwest Asia
From: wysiwyg

Hallo Edmund! We're off on vacation in a few short weeks.

Your Sens stole our favorite player-- Jarkko Ruutu! :~(


Still praying,

~Susan & Greg


04 Jul 08 - 12:48 PM (#2381067)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Catter deployed in southwest Asia
From: Micca

So, Edmund, I will see what I can do about "saving" you some, so was RK Right? about the thirst?
Ship me somewhere's east of Suez, where the best is like the worst,
Where there aren't no Ten Commandments an' a man can raise a thirst;


05 Jul 08 - 09:33 AM (#2381608)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Catter deployed in southwest Asia
From: CET

It's definitely thirsty country here, but I think RK was thinking of a place where a man could have as many beers as he wanted without fear of social pressure, which is definitely not Kabul.

I had an interesting experience today, trying to explain Canadian cuisine to an Afghan general, one of the people our office mentors. We were having a working lunch, and he asked me what was the typical food of Canada, and I was caught at a loss. Then I tried to explain poutine. I first encountered poutine in 1985, when I was studying in Quebec, and I had a hard time believing that such a thing existed, so imagine me trying to convey the concept through a translator into Dari.


05 Jul 08 - 12:12 PM (#2381721)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Catter deployed in southwest Asia
From: Micca

Edmund, I have had someone try to explain it in English, and I still do not really understand,
1 what it is
2 Why it is
3 why anyone who is not VERY hungry would eat it!!


05 Jul 08 - 03:16 PM (#2381870)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Catter deployed in southwest Asia
From: Peace

May I answer that last statement from personal experience?
















NO!


05 Jul 08 - 04:31 PM (#2381921)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Catter deployed in southwest Asia
From: Jeri

Once when I went to Toronto, I crossed the border and somewhere just south of Monreal, stopped at a McDonald's. I bought McPoutine there. It tasted pretty good but was full of fat, drippy and hard to eat while driving, much like their other foods.

I was very hungry.


05 Jul 08 - 06:33 PM (#2381973)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Catter deployed in southwest Asia
From: Charmion

Despite having resided in Ottawa without interruption since 1984, I have yet to eat poutine. I'm trying for the record: most poutine-free years lived within spitting distance of Quebec.


05 Jul 08 - 08:12 PM (#2382051)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Catter deployed in southwest Asia
From: gnu

Jeri... "I bought McPoutine there. It tasted pretty good but was full of fat, drippy and hard to eat while driving, much like their other foods."

Hehehehehe... good thing they didn't have Poutine Rappe. Now, driving and eating real poutine would be a trick! That there Quebec poutine is just not poutine.

Real poutine.

Sorry, gnu, couldn't get the diacritical marks in "rappe" to work.
el joe clone


06 Jul 08 - 12:32 PM (#2382409)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Catter deployed in southwest Asia
From: CET

Micca:

You express astonishment at the concept of poutine, but let me tell you that not all your fellow countrymen agree. When I was serving in Bosnia in late 1996 a party of British soldiers was on our camp for some reason or other. I was attached to 5th Brigade HQ, a francophone formation from Valcartier, Quebec so poutine was often on the menu. I vividly remember the Brits going through the food line and hearing one soldier say to another "Oh, chips and cheese" with apparent delight.

Properly made poutine is actually a great comfort food, but has the caloric value of a full English breakfast. I haven't eaten it in years.


06 Jul 08 - 04:38 PM (#2382558)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Catter deployed in southwest Asia
From: Carly

It took me this long to stumble over this thread.... but we have been sending good thoughts out to you, Edmund and Charmion, since we saw you last and discovered Edmund was about to ship out. I hope the availibilty of emails makes this time easier for you both, ( I remember writing letters in the Viet Nam era and waiting, and waiting...) as well as knowing that so many people wish you safe and well.

Carly

PS I'd be careful of accepting packages from Mary and Jacqui if I were you, unless you are decorating for the holidays (any holidays!)


07 Jul 08 - 03:45 AM (#2382781)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Catter deployed in southwest Asia
From: CET

Things have changed since my last deployment 11 years ago. No emails then, and no easy access to the Internet.

It is a great blessing to be able to connect to Mudcat and hear from my friends.

Thanks again.

Edmund


07 Jul 08 - 04:35 AM (#2382788)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Catter deployed in southwest Asia
From: gnu

For us too, Edmund.


07 Jul 08 - 07:18 AM (#2382847)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Catter deployed in southwest Asia
From: Charmion

Hi, Gnu -- I just checked your link for poutine rapée ... A boiled dumpling stuffed with potato and pork, slathered with maple syrup? Definitely not provender for city folk.


07 Jul 08 - 08:36 AM (#2382886)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Catter deployed in southwest Asia
From: SINSULL

Carly - I have a diamond studded computer mouse which suggests you are the "pot calling the kettle black." Many thanks - belated, I know.
Package is ready to go with only one bit of "crappe" which oddly enough was requested by Edmund although he doesn't know it.
heh heh


07 Jul 08 - 08:37 AM (#2382888)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Catter deployed in southwest Asia
From: SINSULL

Wonder what condition the chocolate will be in? Chocolate Soup, maybe/


07 Jul 08 - 09:58 AM (#2382954)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Catter deployed in southwest Asia
From: CET

Any chocolate mailed to Afghanistan ends as a package of soup. However, as long as it's well wrapped to prevent leaks, an hour or so in the fridge repairs the damage.

So now I'm racking my brain, trying to what I might have "requested" without knowing it. How will I be able to concentrate on my little part of establishing the rule of law in Afghanistan?


07 Jul 08 - 10:10 AM (#2382963)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Catter deployed in southwest Asia
From: gnu

Charmion... don't believe everything yo read. We put brown (or white) sugar on them. Never heard of anyone wasting Maple Slurpup on them.

At La Frolique, Edgar (Edgorre) has the best poutine (poo-tin). The $20 dollar ones do not have salt pork in the middle.


28 Jul 08 - 06:11 PM (#2399846)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Catter deployed in southwest Asia
From: CET

I am now back in the True North Strong and Free for my mid-tour leave. I think it's Sunday, but I'm not 100% sure, having slept about eight hours in the last seventy-two. It's raining, but a wet Ottawa summer is a welcome change after the dust of Afghanistan.

I am looking forward to a meal that doesn't include meat cooked to ratshit and covered with barbecue sauce.

A few days to get over the jet lag and then it's off to Goderich, Ontario for the annual Celtic College and Festival.

Edmund


28 Jul 08 - 11:14 PM (#2400034)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Catter deployed in southwest Asia
From: Amos

Edmund!! Welcome home!! Does this mean you'll be making the Getaway??


A


29 Jul 08 - 12:27 AM (#2400067)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Catter deployed in southwest Asia
From: Micca

Hi Edmund, have a good leave, hope to see you somewhere soon


29 Jul 08 - 04:46 AM (#2400116)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Catter deployed in southwest Asia
From: gnu

Enjoy your leave, lad!!


29 Jul 08 - 05:10 AM (#2400123)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Catter deployed in southwest Asia
From: CET

I must have been really jet lagged. I obviously sent that message on Monday, not Sunday.

No Getaway for me, I'm afraid. My leave ends the third week of August. I hope somebody does some hanging or beheading songs on my behalf.


29 Jul 08 - 12:16 PM (#2400405)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Catter deployed in southwest Asia
From: SINSULL

Come to Maine this weekend. We are having a MAritime festival.
Glad you are safe.
Mary


29 Jul 08 - 12:34 PM (#2400421)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Catter deployed in southwest Asia
From: curmudgeon

Make sure to drink lots of good beer to make up for the deprivation - Tom


16 Aug 08 - 09:07 PM (#2415749)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Catter deployed in southwest Asia
From: Charmion

I dropped Edmund at the airport a little after four o'clock this afternoon, and he's now heading back to Kabul. Three and a half months to go ...


16 Aug 08 - 09:25 PM (#2415757)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Catter deployed in southwest Asia
From: katlaughing

Ah, we shall *see* him returned, safe and sound.


{{{{{{{HUGS}}}}}}} to you both.

kat


17 Aug 08 - 07:47 AM (#2415947)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Catter deployed in southwest Asia
From: gnu

Stay safe and thanks again lad.

Hang in there darlin.

Gary


19 Aug 08 - 01:28 PM (#2417864)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Catter deployed in southwest Asia
From: CET

I am now back on the ground after enjoying three weeks of music and good cooking. I can't say I'm glad to be back, but I am definitely looking forward to finishing the second half of this gig.

Thanks again to all my Mudcat friends.

Edmund


19 Aug 08 - 04:12 PM (#2417989)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Catter deployed in southwest Asia
From: SINSULL

Your package will be mailed Saturday AM. look for the box leaking chocolate.
SINS


20 Aug 08 - 12:30 PM (#2418706)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Catter deployed in southwest Asia
From: CET

I'm looking forward to it, Mary.

Charmion and I had a wonderful time at the Goderich Celtic College & Festival. It would be great to see some more Mudcatters there.


20 Aug 08 - 01:35 PM (#2418745)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Catter deployed in southwest Asia
From: Susan A-R

Glad you got a good musical break from Afghanistan. Looking forward to the usual New Years trip through on your way to Maine. Stay safe. Charmion, if you come through between now and then, there's a cat foot warmer waiting.

Susan


22 Aug 08 - 05:01 PM (#2420311)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Catter deployed in southwest Asia
From: Charmion

Ah, the wonderfully hospitable Hendrix! Let's hope the weather co-operates; last year getting there and back again was definitely not half the fun.


23 Aug 08 - 12:21 AM (#2420508)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Catter deployed in southwest Asia
From: katlaughing

Wish you could just tell them all to go by the "rule of thumb" and bug out of there, CET. Stay safe and we look forward to your safe and uneventful return.


03 Oct 08 - 06:14 AM (#2456226)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Catter deployed in southwest Asia
From: gnu

Yo Edmund.... saw a post from you on another thread. Just wondering how you are getting along.

Gary


03 Oct 08 - 12:23 PM (#2456502)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Catter deployed in southwest Asia
From: CET

I'm doing fine, Gary. Thanks for asking. I am also wishing I could be at the Getaway, which starts tonight. I will sit outside instead, smoking a cigar and listening to my Ipod, and be there in spirit.

Edmund


03 Oct 08 - 01:27 PM (#2456547)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Catter deployed in southwest Asia
From: wysiwyg

You're still on our list, Edmund. Go ahead and be in two places at once-- I'll get it cleared upstairs. :~)

~Susan


04 Oct 08 - 06:04 AM (#2456969)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Catter deployed in southwest Asia
From: GUEST,jh

hat?


04 Oct 08 - 07:37 AM (#2457001)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Catter deployed in southwest Asia
From: Teribus

All the best for a safe return CET, my son got back to UK a couple of weeks ago.


11 Nov 08 - 09:33 AM (#2490743)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Catter deployed in southwest Asia
From: Charmion

It's Remembrance Day, which is important enough but, even better, it's three weeks, at most, until Edmund comes home.

I just got an e-mail with photos of medals parade in Kabul. He looks great, if just a wee, little bit too thin. (That's gym.)


11 Nov 08 - 10:27 AM (#2490777)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Catter deployed in southwest Asia
From: wysiwyg

How come your updates always come just when I'm particularly thinking of you both?

GOOD NEWS!

Fly, time, fly.

~S~


11 Nov 08 - 11:32 AM (#2490818)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Catter deployed in southwest Asia
From: ClaireBear

Oh, wonderful news in the offing! May the day be hastened, Charmion.

I think of you often. Hoping to meet Edmund at the next Getaway, after you've plumped him up some of course.

ClaireBear


12 Nov 08 - 08:54 AM (#2491645)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Catter deployed in southwest Asia
From: kendall

A trainer for the SEALS said that the biggest cause of death in battle is panic. Edmund doesn't strike me as a panic prone person.


12 Nov 08 - 03:40 PM (#2492067)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Catter deployed in southwest Asia
From: SINSULL

Click your heels together and say three times "There's no place like home...There's no place like home...There's no place like home..."


12 Nov 08 - 04:35 PM (#2492120)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Catter deployed in southwest Asia
From: katlaughing

He'll be home before you know it, Charmion. How's the decluttering going?**bg**

Be safe, Be well, Be swiftly home and sound,

kat


12 Nov 08 - 04:39 PM (#2492122)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Catter deployed in southwest Asia
From: gnu

Three weeks! God Bless and Godspeed!

And, once again, thanks.


12 Nov 08 - 05:19 PM (#2492164)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Catter deployed in southwest Asia
From: Charmion

The flight is booked: the big day is ****Sunday, 23 November****.

Only eleven (count 'em, 11) days. Gee, I wonder ... Can I get the snow tires on the car by then?


12 Nov 08 - 10:30 PM (#2492409)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Catter deployed in southwest Asia
From: GUEST,Charmion's brother Andrew

If weather's an issue, give me a call, and we'll truck him home in the Pathfinder.


13 Nov 08 - 12:30 PM (#2492876)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Catter deployed in southwest Asia
From: CET

The only battles I'm fighting these days are with certain Canadian military bureaucrats. Never mind - that too will pass. My U.S. colleagues gave me a great send off tonight, and I start my travels home tomorrow. It takes a while to get out of Afghanistan and then I have a few days "decompression" leave before I actually get on a flight to Canada.

Thanks again to everyone who posted. It's been a long six months without singing (barring a little karaoke before I got tired of it) and I am looking forward to seeing you again.

Edmund


25 Nov 08 - 03:48 AM (#2500959)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Catter deployed in southwest Asia
From: CET

Well, I'm back. I arrived late in the afternoon on the 23rd, via Heathrow and the Middle East, after being up for almost 24 hours. My internal clock is still off, which is why I am posting at this ungodly hour. There is snow on the ground and I don't care. It's good to be home.


25 Nov 08 - 04:20 AM (#2500976)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Catter deployed in southwest Asia
From: Micca

Edmund, Welcome home mate!!!Relax, Jet Lag only lasts a week or two!!!Did you wave on your way through Heathrow?, I thought you would go by way of Brise Norton if you came through here!!
anyway glad to see you back
Micca


25 Nov 08 - 05:28 AM (#2501018)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Catter deployed in southwest Asia
From: gnu

WELCOME HOME!!!


25 Nov 08 - 08:10 AM (#2501090)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Catter deployed in southwest Asia
From: Liz the Squeak

(((Cet and Charmion))) although I suspect there's a lot of that going on anyway!

LTS


25 Nov 08 - 09:24 AM (#2501140)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Catter deployed in southwest Asia
From: Keith A of Hertford

Glad it's over for you.
keith.


25 Nov 08 - 09:31 AM (#2501144)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Catter deployed in southwest Asia
From: SINSULL

Welcome home, Edmund. Big sigh of relief. Glad our yanks treated you well.
Love,
Mary


25 Nov 08 - 09:40 AM (#2501150)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Catter deployed in southwest Asia
From: Amos

Good on ya, Edmund, for finding your way back!! We're all delighted to hear it!! Welcome, welcome, welcome!!



A


25 Nov 08 - 09:59 AM (#2501174)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Catter deployed in southwest Asia
From: wysiwyg

eDMUND, YOUR ARRIVAL WAS SUCH A BIG DEAL THAT THE cAT WENT DOWN A COUPLA DAYS oh sorry capslock

And just got back up in time for your post!


Didn't Charmion do a GREAT job of holding down the home front!!!!?

It's gonna take a little time to settle back in. We'll continue to keep you both in our thoughts and prayers.

~Susan & Greg


25 Nov 08 - 10:05 AM (#2501176)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Catter deployed in southwest Asia
From: katlaughing

YES!! Welcome back and thanks to the deity/or not of one's choice for your safe return!


25 Nov 08 - 01:44 PM (#2501390)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Catter deployed in southwest Asia
From: Bat Goddess

Good to have you back in this hemisphere, Edmund! Welcome home!

Linn


26 Nov 08 - 04:18 PM (#2502332)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Catter deployed in southwest Asia
From: CET

Yes, Charmion did a brilliant job of holding down the home front. She kept me supplied with decent coffee from our favourite roastery in Ottawa as well as Globe and Mail crosswords. She has also been practising the guitar assiduously, and we have a new song to work out. Bill the Cat is as big and bumptious as ever.

I have spent a lot of time in the departure lounge at Heathrow Terminal 3 over the last couple of years. The thrill is wearing off, even if I did come back with a bottle of Highland Park 21 year old.

Edmund


26 Nov 08 - 05:06 PM (#2502370)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Catter deployed in southwest Asia
From: gnu

Wassail!


26 Nov 08 - 05:18 PM (#2502391)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Catter deployed in southwest Asia
From: wysiwyg

Ah, he ventures out for a note to his mates. Back in the rack with you, Edmund!

:~)

~Susan


27 Nov 08 - 11:02 AM (#2502931)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Catter deployed in southwest Asia
From: GUEST,Charmion's brother Andrew

Deb and I are so glad you're home, and are looking forward to a delayed Thanksgiving dinner with you and Charmion on Saturday.


27 Nov 08 - 02:23 PM (#2503041)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Catter deployed in southwest Asia
From: wysiwyg

Yes, Charmion did a brilliant job of holding down the home front.

Strangely neat and tidy, too, I bet.

~S~


28 Nov 08 - 08:44 AM (#2503474)
Subject: RE: BS: 'Catter deployed in southwest Asia
From: Marion

That's great news, Charmion and Edmund. Welcome back.

Marion