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06 Jun 08 - 01:19 PM (#2359487) Subject: Lyr/Tune Add: THE OPEN ROAD (Steve Parkes) From: Steve Parkes 1st song ... Inspired by friends Mo & Stan who, quite separately, do this kind of thing. X:1 T:The Open Road C: L:1/8 Q:360 M:4/4 K:G "By Steve Parkes""Generated by Noteworthy Composer"G2 G2 B2 B2 | A2 G2 D4 | G2 G2 B2 d2 | e2 c2 d3d | \ e2 d2 g2 B2 | A2 G2 D3D | G2 G2 B2 B2 | A2 A2 D2 DD | G4 d2 dc | B2 A2 G4 | A2 A2 A3A | \ d2 e2 f3d | g2 f2 g2 e2 | d2 B2 A3F | G2 dB A2 A2 | G8 | \ K:C W:Created with TablEdit http://www.tabledit.com/ The Open Road (Steve Parkes) I could never be tied down In the country or the town, And though my friends might bid me stay It's pack my bags and on my way. (chorus:) Then it's hey-ho for the open road, Not for me a fixed abode. I'll play my tunes and sing my songs Hey-ho for the open road! I'll come and stay a little while, I'll tease the girls and make them smile; But when it's time for me to part Don't grow too fond, I'll break your heart! If there's a festival or fair It's ten to one you'll find me there, Whenever folks are gathering To tell a tale or play or sing. As I move on from place to place There's many an old familiar face; And ev'ry stranger that I've met Was just a friend I didn't know yet. Goodbye to care, goodbye to sorrow, I'm here today and gone tomorrow. I'll play a tune and sing a song And then I must be moving on. |
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06 Jun 08 - 01:29 PM (#2359492) Subject: ADD: The Broken Promise (Steve Parkes) From: Steve Parkes 2nd song. WARNING -- put your coffee down before you read on! (Oh, and for non-UK 'catters, B&Q is a home improvement store) X:1 T:The Broken Promise C: L:1/8 Q:360 M:2/4 K:D "By Steve Parkes""Generated by Noteworthy Composer"DD DF | AA AA | B2 B2 | AF2E | D2 DF | AF DF | \ E2 E2 | E4 | D2 DF | A2 A2 | Bc dB | A2 F2 | Bc dB | AF DF | E2 CE | D4 | z4 | \ K:C W:Created with TablEdit http://www.tabledit.com/ The Broken Promise (Steve Parkes) Margaret and David were a nice young couple They both went to chapel over Netherton way, Sharing a hymn-book every Sunday morning, Holding hands in secret as they knelt down to pray. Well, being so in love they decided to get married, So they went to the minister to ask his advice. Now, the minister was noted for severity and stricture; This is what he told them, and it wasn't very nice: "Young people nowadays have no sense of decency, They flout God's commandments and they have no shame. There's no room in the Lord's house for people of that kidney— They are bound for the torment of the everlasting flame! "So pay close attention to the words that I say to you If in this congregation you wish to remain: For the space of one month from the day of your wedding From carnal hanky-panky you must promise to abstain." And so it came to pass that Margaret and David In the sacrament of marriage at the altar were united; Determined to preserve their promise inviolate, Their love for each other pro tem unrequited. For the first few days they didn't have much trouble— The odd sharp word and the occasional tiff; But by the end of the week, the pressure was a-building, And David's upper lip was getting very stiff. David said, "Mags, I'm really getting desperate, If we don't do something soon, I can't see us lasting To the end of the month – after all, we're only human: Let's seek the Lord's help through prayer and fasting." All went well for the space of a day or two, Their promise to be virtuous remained unmarred; But once more the problem reared its ugly head, They were forced to admit that things were getting very hard. Then Margaret said, "Dave, a displacement activity's The thing to do the trick – let's just go out and shop: We'll buy paint and paper and we'll measure for new curtains— We'll decorate our dwelling from the bottom to the top! But the best-laid plans of mice and men and newly-weds Will often go agley, as Burns once said: The very next day they went back to the minister, And David told the story as in shame he hung his head. "It all went well till Margaret bent over for a paint-pot— I was overwhelmed by love and did what any man would do." "I'm sorry," said the minister, "but you're no longer welcome here." David answered, "That's what they said in B & Q!" Both this song and the previous one are copyright 2008 to Steve Parkes |
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06 Jun 08 - 01:41 PM (#2359502) Subject: RE: Two new songs From: ClaireBear Tee-hee! For the last line, in the USA, you'd have to sing: David replied, "They told us that at the Home Depot, too!" |
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06 Jun 08 - 01:58 PM (#2359516) Subject: RE: Two new songs From: Amos A nice adaptation. LOL!! A |
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06 Jun 08 - 08:49 PM (#2359770) Subject: RE: Two new songs From: Charley Noble Claire- Thanks for the translation of B & Q. Charley Noble |
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07 Jun 08 - 06:17 AM (#2359954) Subject: RE: Two new songs (by Steve Parkes) From: Roger the Skiffler Nice one (two!), Steve. Rts |
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07 Jun 08 - 05:00 PM (#2360260) Subject: RE: Two new songs (by Steve Parkes) From: Peace Ditto. You are one fine writer, Steve. Thanks for sharing these. |
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08 Jun 08 - 05:03 PM (#2360930) Subject: RE: Two new songs (by Steve Parkes) From: Peace Refresh. |
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09 Jun 08 - 04:14 PM (#2361718) Subject: RE: Two new songs (by Steve Parkes) From: Steve Parkes Thank you for the complimebnts (blush!) I'm not sure you should encourage me; there are one or two more in the pipeline |
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09 Jun 08 - 04:26 PM (#2361722) Subject: RE: Two new songs (by Steve Parkes) From: Peace I very much look forward to seeing them, Steve. |
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14 Jun 08 - 05:18 AM (#2365692) Subject: RE: Two new songs (by Steve Parkes) From: a gud ole bwoy If your back song writing again it must mean that the house, garden, and garage are finally sorted after the last move. Well done. Englands loss is the Isle of Wights gain |
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14 Jun 08 - 05:31 PM (#2366037) Subject: RE: Two new songs (by Steve Parkes) From: Steve Parkes The house, garden, and garage? Oh bugger! |