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11 Jun 08 - 12:22 PM (#2363319) Subject: Is Morris dancing bettr than having sex From: Rasener Well is it? |
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11 Jun 08 - 12:23 PM (#2363321) Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing bettr than having sex From: Rasener bettr should be better |
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11 Jun 08 - 12:26 PM (#2363324) Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing bettr than having sex From: Ebbie Is there any reason you can't have both? "bettr" and "better", of course. |
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11 Jun 08 - 12:27 PM (#2363325) Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing bettr than having sex From: Les in Chorlton I rather suspect you have given the game away (Freud, Freud). I managed only 5 spelling (no 6) errors in that first sentence! Now, where are my clogs? |
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11 Jun 08 - 12:27 PM (#2363326) Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing bettr than having sex From: Rasener Do you mean whilst you are Morris Dancing? |
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11 Jun 08 - 12:27 PM (#2363327) Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing bettr than having sex From: Les in Chorlton "bettr" and "better" .................... yes please |
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11 Jun 08 - 12:29 PM (#2363330) Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing bettr than having sex From: Ruth Archer depends on the partner. and the morris side. |
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11 Jun 08 - 12:33 PM (#2363333) Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing bettr than having sex From: Rasener Ruth you little devil :-) Maybe instead of handkerchiefs it could be Leap up and down and wave your knickers in the air! |
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11 Jun 08 - 12:44 PM (#2363340) Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing bettr than having sex From: Leadfingers Well I have seen a few (Lady) morris dancers that I would seriously consider as partners , either for dancing , or anything else ! |
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11 Jun 08 - 12:57 PM (#2363349) Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing bettr than having sex From: mrmoe no |
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11 Jun 08 - 01:00 PM (#2363352) Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing bettr than having sex From: Wesley S Wouldn't it depend on how bad you are at sex? Or is that the definition of a Morris dancer? |
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11 Jun 08 - 01:03 PM (#2363359) Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing bettr than having sex From: Acorn4 Can't really imagine performing well with someone playing a melodeon in the background! |
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11 Jun 08 - 01:04 PM (#2363361) Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing bettr than having sex From: Nick Isn't Morris Dancing to do with symbolically waving your private parts at someone else which means it at least has some similarities. Better though I think not. |
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11 Jun 08 - 01:20 PM (#2363365) Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing bettr than having sex From: Acorn4 In which case, I suppose we ought to be aware of the dangers of 'unprotected' Morris dancing. |
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11 Jun 08 - 01:21 PM (#2363367) Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing bettr than having sex From: Ernest Q: "What is better: Morris dancing or sex?" A: "Morris dancing!" Q: "Why?" A: "It`s more often...." |
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11 Jun 08 - 01:23 PM (#2363368) Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing bettr than having sex From: Bee-dubya-ell No. There may be something better than sex but, if so, it's something God kept for Himself. |
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11 Jun 08 - 01:24 PM (#2363370) Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing bettr than having sex From: Peace Thought this was a continuation of the llama thread . . . . |
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11 Jun 08 - 01:25 PM (#2363371) Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing bettr than having sex From: Les in Chorlton more sex? Less Morris Dancing? |
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11 Jun 08 - 01:30 PM (#2363377) Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing bettr than having sex From: JohnB No! Morris dancing is the most fun you can have in public with your clothes on. The only similarity would be that you end up all hot and sweaty at the end of both sports. JohnB |
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11 Jun 08 - 01:32 PM (#2363380) Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing bettr than having sex From: lady penelope Naaaw... Ernest.... you have my sympathies... Mind you there are those who combine elements of sex with morris dancing... The Prince Alberts for instance.... |
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11 Jun 08 - 01:36 PM (#2363385) Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing bettr than having sex From: Ernest and I am not even a dancer, Lady Penelope.... ;0) Ernest |
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11 Jun 08 - 02:15 PM (#2363432) Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing bettr than having sex From: Rasener >>creamed spinach<< Its lovely. |
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11 Jun 08 - 02:26 PM (#2363443) Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing bettr than having sex From: GUEST It depends on the goat . . . |
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11 Jun 08 - 02:36 PM (#2363453) Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing bettr than having sex From: Peace Goat ???? |
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11 Jun 08 - 02:40 PM (#2363463) Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing bettr than having sex From: Les in Chorlton Sheep surely but not goats? |
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11 Jun 08 - 02:41 PM (#2363465) Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing bettr than having sex From: Dave Earl NO |
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11 Jun 08 - 02:51 PM (#2363477) Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing bettr than having sex From: Irene M Yes. |
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11 Jun 08 - 03:10 PM (#2363489) Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing bettr than having sex From: GUEST,OLD - TIMER Whitch or who comes first or does it depend on a photo finish ? |
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11 Jun 08 - 03:13 PM (#2363493) Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing bettr than having sex From: John on the Sunset Coast At my age...yes, but what is Morris dancing? I assume it doesn't refer to my Cousin cutting a rug. |
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11 Jun 08 - 03:25 PM (#2363508) Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing bettr than having sex From: Peace "what is Morris dancing?" Oy! Talk about opening the floodgate . . . . |
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11 Jun 08 - 03:31 PM (#2363516) Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing bettr than having sex From: gnomad It has been known to last longer (and to be more frequent) but no, BWL has the right of it. |
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11 Jun 08 - 03:33 PM (#2363518) Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing bettr than having sex From: Waddon Pete ....first find a Morris Minor Motor Car.... |
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11 Jun 08 - 03:45 PM (#2363539) Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing bettr than having sex From: Amos With Whom? A |
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11 Jun 08 - 03:45 PM (#2363540) Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing bettr than having sex From: TheSnail Breton Cap Don't confuse Dwyle Funking with Morris Dancing; totally different experience. |
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11 Jun 08 - 04:05 PM (#2363562) Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing bettr than having sex From: Gurney Having practised both a little, no, I don't think so, generally. Mind you, it does depend. In prison, for instance, yes, it would be, for me. |
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11 Jun 08 - 04:11 PM (#2363566) Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing bettr than having sex From: Peace You expect there will be a guy named Morris in prison? |
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11 Jun 08 - 04:13 PM (#2363568) Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing bettr than having sex From: trevek Bizarre clothes, men with painted faces, bells, sticks, music, lot's of people doing it togther... The only difference is in Morris you stand up, isn't it? |
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11 Jun 08 - 04:36 PM (#2363618) Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing bettr than having sex From: GUEST,MikeS. Darwin put it a lot better than I ever could, but doesn't all this have something to do with natural selection? |
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11 Jun 08 - 04:55 PM (#2363633) Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing bettr than having sex From: Rasener >>The only difference is in Morris you stand up, isn't it? << Would that be the knee trembling Morris Dancers then? |
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11 Jun 08 - 04:55 PM (#2363634) Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing bettr than having sex From: Betsy There was some famous author - who said you should try everything in life except Morris dancing and homosexuality. |
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11 Jun 08 - 04:58 PM (#2363637) Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing bettr than having sex From: GUEST,Chief Chaos Only if the sex is with the funny looking men that you're dancing with. |
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11 Jun 08 - 05:06 PM (#2363642) Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing bettr than having sex From: Acorn4 I think the quote was from the orchestral conductor Sir Thomas Beecham who said you should experience everything except incest and Morris dancing. |
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11 Jun 08 - 05:10 PM (#2363646) Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing bettr than having sex From: GUEST,MikeS. "Folk dancing and incest" - but who am I to split heirs? |
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11 Jun 08 - 05:31 PM (#2363675) Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing bettr than having sex From: Jeri If it is, you're doing both wrong. |
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11 Jun 08 - 05:41 PM (#2363690) Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing bettr than having sex From: Def Shepard "Would that be the knee trembling Morris Dancers then?" The Knees Tremblers Morris? :-D |
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11 Jun 08 - 05:41 PM (#2363691) Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing bettr than having sex From: Polite Guest In Southern Ontario, maybe: Sure brings a smile |
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11 Jun 08 - 06:45 PM (#2363759) Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing bettr than having sex From: Acorn4 mmmm! I think this perhaps confirms my theory about a link between Morris dancing and the male menopause! |
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11 Jun 08 - 07:17 PM (#2363797) Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing bettr than having sex From: Folkiedave Ruth Archer wrote depends on the partner, and the morris side. I would like to simply point out that such a statement is open to misinterpretation!! Or maybe she meant......no, surely not........ |
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11 Jun 08 - 08:01 PM (#2363819) Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing bettr than having sex From: Soldier boy Silly question put by a person with obvious 'morrisphobia'. .....However many morris dancers are really 'FIT' and have lots of stamina and staying power...............with bells on! |
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11 Jun 08 - 08:19 PM (#2363834) Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing bettr than having sex From: Uncle Phil For Morris dancers or for straight guys? |
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11 Jun 08 - 08:39 PM (#2363842) Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing bettr than having sex From: Bee-dubya-ell Looks like these blokes are trying to have the best of both worlds. |
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11 Jun 08 - 08:47 PM (#2363845) Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing bettr than having sex From: GUEST,Greycap No, it isn't. |
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11 Jun 08 - 09:42 PM (#2363857) Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing bettr than having sex From: GUEST,Nick, cookie lost I suppose it matters very much with whom one Moriss Dances! |
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12 Jun 08 - 12:40 AM (#2363938) Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing bettr than having sex From: Michael "Getting Upstairs" followed by "Ladies Pleasure" (A very old joke from my dancing days, if I remember it correctly.) Mike. |
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12 Jun 08 - 01:08 AM (#2363949) Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing bettr than having sex From: Barry Finn What's he doing to that nobby horse? Nobby? Barry |
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12 Jun 08 - 02:29 AM (#2363963) Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing bettr than having sex From: Herga Kitty Michael - followed by Blue-Eyed Stranger, and Haste to the Wedding, IIRC.... Kitty |
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12 Jun 08 - 04:13 AM (#2363996) Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing bettr than having sex From: GUEST My advice to Les, who started this thread, is you really should try both and decide for yourself. Then you wouldn't have to ask. |
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12 Jun 08 - 04:15 AM (#2363998) Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing bettr than having sex From: Rasener >>What's he doing to that nobby horse?<< It does look a bit suspicious. |
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12 Jun 08 - 04:20 AM (#2363999) Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing bettr than having sex From: GUEST,Trev Sex between morris dancers is great... if you get between the right morris dancers. |
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12 Jun 08 - 04:29 AM (#2364002) Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing bettr than having sex From: Polite Guest Good heavens! |
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12 Jun 08 - 04:33 AM (#2364003) Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing bettr than having sex From: theleveller Are we talking about participating or watching here? |
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12 Jun 08 - 05:35 AM (#2364023) Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing bettr than having sex From: Michael Not if it's a solo jig. (Bacca Pipes?) Mike |
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12 Jun 08 - 07:04 AM (#2364076) Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing bettr than having sex From: Acorn4 Bee-dubya-ell :- Like the pic -brings new meaning to that old song "Dancing Cheek to Cheek", doesn't it? |
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12 Jun 08 - 09:17 AM (#2364158) Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing bettr than having sex From: JohnInKansas In the words of the esteemed philosopher: "It depends on how you define sex." or something like that - I'd think. (While it might be argued that it also depends on how you define Morris dancing, PLEASE don't anyone try to define Morris dancing for me. I don't believe I'd like being exposed to the details of deviant behavio(u)r of that extreme a sort.) John |
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12 Jun 08 - 09:36 AM (#2364173) Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing bettr than having sex From: Bill S from Adelaide These days, when I've been dancing I feel thoroughly f****d, must be the upright capers |
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12 Jun 08 - 09:57 AM (#2364189) Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing bettr than having sex From: GUEST,Neil D That depends. Is there a fool involved? |
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12 Jun 08 - 01:21 PM (#2364335) Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing bettr than having sex From: rock chick Never tried the Morris dancing, but as for the other...too much information........ rc |
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12 Jun 08 - 05:49 PM (#2364586) Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing bettr than having sex From: GUEST,North/South Annie RE Picture - Call themselves Morris Dancers - theres not one stick in sight! |
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12 Jun 08 - 05:51 PM (#2364588) Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing bettr than having sex From: GUEST,North/South Annie Speaking as an ex-Morris dancer, I've never ended up on crutches after sex! |
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12 Jun 08 - 09:13 PM (#2364703) Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing bettr than having sex From: GUEST,Bill the sound It certainly is if you are doing it with other men. |
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13 Jun 08 - 12:24 AM (#2364770) Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing bettr than having sex From: JohnB "I definitely did not have sex with that woman" Now Morris dancing with a mixed side is another thing. JohnB |
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13 Jun 08 - 05:29 AM (#2364854) Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing better than having sex From: Rasener Definition of Morris Dancing The most common image of a Morris Dancer is that of a bearded, middle-aged man who likes the odd pint of ale or three before skipping around in white clothes and banging |
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13 Jun 08 - 05:30 AM (#2364855) Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing better than having sex From: Rasener oops forgoat to paste the rest of it :-) sticks together with other similar men; while this image may appear to be true in many cases, there is an awful lot of skill that goes into Morris Dancing routines, often accompanied by musical instruments that are difficult to play, such as the accordion, pipe and tabor. |
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13 Jun 08 - 05:52 AM (#2364865) Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing better than having sex From: Hawker The question states....... is Morris dancing better than having sex?.....I have never seen Morris dance so couldn't possibly comment. However, I saw Roger, Vic and several others (Trigg Morris and Tarka Morris) dance at Boscastle last night, If we are comparing the 2 passtimes, is watching dance on a par with voyeurism? Lucy |
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13 Jun 08 - 06:07 AM (#2364870) Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing better than having sex From: Dick The Box I used to enjoy furry capers but there are too many brazilians these days....... |
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13 Jun 08 - 06:31 AM (#2364875) Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing better than having sex From: Big Al Whittle We know a song about that, don't we children...... http://bigalwhittle.co.uk/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderfiles/hairymary.mp3 |
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13 Jun 08 - 06:32 AM (#2364877) Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing better than having sex From: Big Al Whittle oops sorry! http://bigalwhittle.co.uk/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderfiles/hairymary.mp3 |
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13 Jun 08 - 07:26 AM (#2364901) Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing better than having sex From: Rasener Whats hair got to do with Brazilians Al? And as for Dick the Box, what sort of name is that then? Anyway getting back to dancing and sex, what has a brazilian got to do with it? I am itching for an answer |
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13 Jun 08 - 07:39 AM (#2364905) Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing better than having sex From: Hawker Villain, not wanting to split hairs, I think this may be the answer to your question................... From Wikipedia: Brazilian waxing refers to a removal of almost everything, front to back except for a thin strip of hair on the pubis.[1][4][5][6][8] An extreme form of bikini waxing, it involves a complete removal of hair from the buttocks and adjacent to the anus, perineum and vulva (labia majora and mons pubis).[9][10] Waxes that completely remove the pubic hair are known as a full Brazilian wax, full Bikini wax, Hollywood wax or the Sphinx.[1][5][6] While mainly associated with females, genital waxing also has a male clientèle.[11] The so called 'Full Brazilian waxing' is not particularly popular in Brazil, where it is sometimes considered extreme. For obvious reasons, there is no name or nickname for 'Brazilian waxing' in Brazil, since the English neologism was coined as a reference to the style or waxing technic used in the country. In Brazil 'waxing' is simply referred to as "depilacao", and has different names to distinguish both the area of the body where the waxing is performed as well as the amount of hair to be removed. The full Brazilian Wax is sometimes just refered as "complete groin".[9][12] The waxing style which leaves a small strip of hair is known in Brazil as cavado, a word that means "to miss peripheral material" and is also applied to small bikinis. In Portuguese, "to wax" is depilar, which means "to remove hair" regardless of the method.[13] OOooowwww! Now most of the Morris dancers I watched last night were bald......but that is probably a different issue!!!! LOL Brings a whole new meaning to waxing lyrical though! Lucy |
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13 Jun 08 - 07:53 AM (#2364911) Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing better than having sex From: Rasener ouch, so thats why Dick the Box is not happy :-) |
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13 Jun 08 - 07:59 AM (#2364914) Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing better than having sex From: Rasener Could that explain why Pele could never get an election. Its a bit rough for a brazilian me thinks. Just had a re listen to Al's Hairy Mary again and the lyrics make a lot more sense. You are truly a man of the world Al. I'll get me curlies |
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13 Jun 08 - 08:22 AM (#2364932) Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing better than having sex From: Dick The Box For those who are curious about my handle (titter ye not) my name is Richard and I play the melodeon QED. I would like to point out that although I miss my furry capers (too much donkey shaving?), upright capers are no problem even at my advanced age..... |
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13 Jun 08 - 08:52 AM (#2364948) Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing better than having sex From: Big Al Whittle My god, I wonder what Les thought it was about initially....... |
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13 Jun 08 - 09:00 AM (#2364956) Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing better than having sex From: Rasener Well I thought it was about that sheep you keep in the garden Al. The one that keeps your grass down for you. |
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13 Jun 08 - 09:17 AM (#2364967) Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing better than having sex From: skarpi never seen or been on a morris dancing , I cant imagine that its better than sex . ATB Skarpi |
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13 Jun 08 - 10:22 AM (#2365012) Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing better than having sex From: GUEST,Betsy at work I think maybe Villain never finished off the Original Thread Title and had intended to write "Is Morris dancing better than having sex with a hedgehog " |
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13 Jun 08 - 12:20 PM (#2365135) Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing better than having sex From: TheSnail Well is it? |
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13 Jun 08 - 01:11 PM (#2365198) Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing better than having sex From: Def Shepard Actually the finish of the title was while eating tomatoes |
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13 Jun 08 - 01:52 PM (#2365230) Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing better than having sex From: Rasener LOL |
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13 Jun 08 - 08:03 PM (#2365504) Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing better than having sex From: Greg B It's when she's calling for 'capers' while one is inclined to increase the tempo that it becomes a bit of a challenge... |
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14 Jun 08 - 05:53 AM (#2365703) Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing better than having sex From: Kara I suppose it depends who you are doing it with??? |
