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18 Jun 08 - 02:46 AM (#2368472) Subject: BS: Let's be nice to people today! From: Liz the Squeak I've had a headache all week... I think it started when I read the now closed 'more session rudeness' thread. How about we take today to be nice to someone eh? Perform a random act of kindness, hold a door open for the person behind you, wait patiently in the queue at the store, smile at a stranger or offer someone your seat on the train, that sort of thing. Someone must have paid you a compliment or done you a favour in the last 4 weeks, use today to pay it forward. LTS |
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18 Jun 08 - 02:50 AM (#2368475) Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today! From: Amos Loverly thought, Ms Liz! Ta. A |
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18 Jun 08 - 03:47 AM (#2368493) Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today! From: The Fooles Troupe Yes, but Liz, do you think it'll catch on? :-P |
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18 Jun 08 - 04:02 AM (#2368501) Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today! From: Megan L Hey the girl has dreams. You never know |
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18 Jun 08 - 04:04 AM (#2368504) Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today! From: gnu I do "that sort of thing all the time", except smile at strangers. |
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18 Jun 08 - 04:06 AM (#2368507) Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today! From: Megan L aye kinda dangerous that one lad especially wie your olympian looks, they might faint clean away. |
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18 Jun 08 - 04:22 AM (#2368519) Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today! From: Liz the Squeak Olympian looks? You mean he's got a craggy exterior with snow on the top? LTS |
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18 Jun 08 - 04:24 AM (#2368520) Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today! From: Megan L he he he What was that about being nice sqeeky. :) difficult aint it LOL |
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18 Jun 08 - 06:24 AM (#2368587) Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today! From: maeve "It's a fine time to be kind to folks With bad-tempered biddies who get in your face, And mud-slinging posters and bread-burning toasters, And 'Where have I left my car keys?' It's a fine time to be kind to folks." ;) |
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18 Jun 08 - 06:30 AM (#2368593) Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today! From: Houston_Diamond Liz... I'm a Diamond, how nice do you need me to be? ;) lol |
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18 Jun 08 - 07:44 AM (#2368644) Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today! From: Houston_Diamond Hang on... did I say that... I meant to say; Liz... I'm a Diamond and you know us... we're always nice ;p lol |
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18 Jun 08 - 08:38 AM (#2368710) Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today! From: Bobert Why not be nice to people tomorrow, as well... And the day after tomorrow and, and... |
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18 Jun 08 - 08:44 AM (#2368714) Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today! From: Houston_Diamond Good plan Bobert :D As I said, us Diamond's are always nice :D |
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18 Jun 08 - 08:52 AM (#2368727) Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today! From: Wesley S I saw a T-shirt recently that said "Whoever smiles first - wins." |
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18 Jun 08 - 10:23 AM (#2368803) Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today! From: Amos GReat line! A |
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18 Jun 08 - 10:38 AM (#2368813) Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today! From: Houston_Diamond :D hehehe I win ;) |
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18 Jun 08 - 10:42 AM (#2368819) Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today! From: Megan L My tshirts only ever get me intae bother ;) |
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18 Jun 08 - 10:53 AM (#2368829) Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today! From: Peace Be nice me arse. Damned woman with her tits. Bloody things kept me awake nights. And I've never even met her. |
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18 Jun 08 - 11:01 AM (#2368838) Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today! From: Georgiansilver At least Lizs tits are famous...how did they keep you awake Peace? |
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18 Jun 08 - 11:05 AM (#2368843) Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today! From: lady penelope She can get under your skin that way Peace... *G* I used to have a badge that said "Smile if you're not wearing knickers!" I used to love the confused response that got... On the way to a party on Saturday I was mistaken for an opera singer (!?!?) but complimented on being nicely turned out, by a complete stranger at a bus station in Finsbury Park.... Well it cheered me up anyway... |
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18 Jun 08 - 11:06 AM (#2368845) Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today! From: Houston_Diamond lol... I can't look at LTS in the same way, I mean, I have to look down to her anyway now I'm gonna have to look lower ;) lol It's those Basques she wears at Towersey that's gonna be most difficult now ;p lol They look nice though ;) (me being nice Liz hehehe) |
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18 Jun 08 - 11:08 AM (#2368848) Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today! From: Megan L Tere are a few folk around here going to get on the wrong side o Granny in a minute. Peace are you tryin tae earn yer very ain SKELP |
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18 Jun 08 - 11:14 AM (#2368855) Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today! From: lady penelope It's not so much the corsets Liz wears, more the way she plays tympany on the hips flasks she hides in them at bust height..... |
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18 Jun 08 - 11:16 AM (#2368858) Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today! From: Megan L The stuff of nightmares lassie |
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18 Jun 08 - 11:23 AM (#2368866) Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today! From: Houston_Diamond oh yeah... and the drink is sooo nice and warming plus always tasting wonderful :) |
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18 Jun 08 - 11:26 AM (#2368871) Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today! From: lady penelope Please HD, Please, no more, I really can't be entertaining the idea of warm liquids from Liz's chest region without staring madness in the face.....!!! Oh ma fwagile widdle mind...... |
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18 Jun 08 - 11:27 AM (#2368872) Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today! From: Megan L Lady P we are now having tae rescusitae Dauvitt thank you very much :p |
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18 Jun 08 - 11:27 AM (#2368873) Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today! From: Peace How did they keep me awake nights? I had dreams of them flying. It was like Alfred Hitchcock meets the Audubon Society. Very strange, and very disturbing. I had mid-day visions of flying tits with feathers. THAT WOMAN is a MENACE. Please don't start with that skelping thing AGAIN. That too keeps me awake nights. |
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18 Jun 08 - 11:36 AM (#2368880) Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today! From: Zen NO! ... Oh... alright then! Zen |
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18 Jun 08 - 11:38 AM (#2368883) Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today! From: lady penelope Think happy thoughts, think happy thoughts..... I know GIN! |
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18 Jun 08 - 11:42 AM (#2368886) Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today! From: Peace Gin gives me a buzz. Makes my brain feel feathery. Then I think of . . . . |
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18 Jun 08 - 11:43 AM (#2368889) Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today! From: Megan L DO NOT SAY IT |
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18 Jun 08 - 11:48 AM (#2368893) Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today! From: lady penelope ROTFLMAO! Actually, now I've got this kinda Tenacious D type animation going on in my head..... *G* |
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18 Jun 08 - 11:48 AM (#2368894) Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today! From: Bert What a great idea Squeaksmeluv! Kind thoughts and best wishes to all at Mudcat. |
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18 Jun 08 - 12:50 PM (#2368961) Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today! From: bfdk Megan, don't get him started, he'll be insomniac forever :o) |
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18 Jun 08 - 01:39 PM (#2369024) Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today! From: Morticia I'm always bloody nice. |
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18 Jun 08 - 01:46 PM (#2369034) Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today! From: Bill D I wish I loved the Human Race I wish I loved the Human Race; I wish I loved its silly face; I wish I liked the way it walks; I wish I liked the way it talks; And when I'm introduced to one, I wish I thought "What Jolly Fun!" Sir Walter A Raleigh |
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18 Jun 08 - 01:47 PM (#2369035) Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today! From: Def Shepard Be nice to someone today, just to annoy them :-D |
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18 Jun 08 - 01:52 PM (#2369037) Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today! From: maeve So Liz- Is this helping your headache go away? |
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18 Jun 08 - 01:55 PM (#2369042) Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today! From: Houston_Diamond I love you all :D |
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18 Jun 08 - 02:03 PM (#2369051) Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today! From: Peace In Google images, I searched tits in mountains. This came up. FYI |
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18 Jun 08 - 02:07 PM (#2369056) Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today! From: GUEST http://www.rspb.org.uk/wildlife/birdguide/name/b/bluetit/index.asp :-D |
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18 Jun 08 - 02:13 PM (#2369064) Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today! From: Def Shepard oops sorrt the 'Guest' was me, forgot to log in :-D |
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18 Jun 08 - 02:18 PM (#2369072) Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today! From: Peace Where is Liz? LIZ, thanks for starting this thread. Tits a relief to partitipate in something fun for a change. Took my mind off of quantum physics and Boolean math, neither of which I will ever think of again without thinking of feathers, skelping and that word. |
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18 Jun 08 - 02:32 PM (#2369089) Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today! From: Def Shepard quantum physics and nice tits.....answers on a post card to the RSPB, they might not be able to answer your question, but they do enjoy getting letters :-D |
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18 Jun 08 - 02:34 PM (#2369092) Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today! From: Peace LOL |
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18 Jun 08 - 02:38 PM (#2369097) Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today! From: bfdk I suppose they'll get the titters when they read it. |
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18 Jun 08 - 02:41 PM (#2369105) Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today! From: Def Shepard well it keeps them abreast of what's going on up and down the country, around the world and up their street, so to speak :-D |
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18 Jun 08 - 02:46 PM (#2369113) Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today! From: Bee-dubya-ell Be nice to people? Okay, you're a half-wit, but it's the really good half. How's that? |
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18 Jun 08 - 02:48 PM (#2369117) Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today! From: Megan L nice try bee-dubya-ell if ye had anither brain cell ye wid be in danger o concussion |
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18 Jun 08 - 02:49 PM (#2369119) Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today! From: Megan L OOOPs sorry wrong thread m'dear |
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18 Jun 08 - 02:51 PM (#2369124) Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today! From: Houston_Diamond 2 guys walking down a street, one says to the other "What would you do if a bird did a shit on your head" the other one says "I wouldn't go out with her any more!" The old jokes are the worst ;) |
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18 Jun 08 - 02:54 PM (#2369127) Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today! From: Def Shepard Like me mother always said, it's always one thing or another, so tell us, Bee-dubya-ell, which thing are you? :-D |
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18 Jun 08 - 02:58 PM (#2369134) Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today! From: Rapparee Yeah. I'll be nice to my staff. I won't fire all of 'em today. I'll wait until Christmas time and THEN fire 'em. Give 'em more time with their families. Sometimes I'm so nice that I have to stop and admire myself. |
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18 Jun 08 - 02:59 PM (#2369136) Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today! From: Don(Wyziwyg)T Naah! Let's be nice to everybody, every day. All the people you would LIKE to be nice to will love you for it. The rest? Well it'll drive THEM out of their minds. Win/Win innit? Don T. |
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18 Jun 08 - 03:10 PM (#2369152) Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today! From: Houston_Diamond should that not end win.ini ;) Didn't I meet you somewhere Don(wyziwyg)? Herga? |
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18 Jun 08 - 03:23 PM (#2369166) Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today! From: Rapparee I have been nice so far today. I haven't yet called anyone a scum-sucking, louse-infested, brainless, short-sighted, poopy-pants. |
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18 Jun 08 - 04:42 PM (#2369259) Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today! From: Bill D I have been kind to my web-footed friends.....but not to all my web-enabled friends. |
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18 Jun 08 - 04:47 PM (#2369264) Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today! From: Houston_Diamond LTS where are you? I hope you're ok... you started this thread but maybe it was too late?!? Don't do anything silly Liz... What am I saying? that's like asking a fish not to swim!!! Don't do anything rash... you'll regret... um... I cant think!!! Don't start going to girls aloud concerts Liz!!! no offence Girls Aloud (like your gonna read this lol) |
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18 Jun 08 - 05:07 PM (#2369281) Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today! From: Bee-dubya-ell It is not nice to use the word "forthwith". It's bossy, and bossy isn't nice. If someone tells you to do something forthwith, tell them to go piss up a rope. But do it nicely. |
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18 Jun 08 - 05:14 PM (#2369286) Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today! From: Liz the Squeak I'm speechless..... Really, speechless! And the headache has gone. LTS |
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18 Jun 08 - 05:17 PM (#2369293) Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today! From: Peace No, I'm still here. BUT, you have a great sense of humour and it's one of many things I appreciate about you, Liz. |
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18 Jun 08 - 05:17 PM (#2369294) Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today! From: Megan L Now theres a first quick someone mark it on the calander |
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18 Jun 08 - 05:27 PM (#2369300) Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today! From: lady penelope Duely marked Megan. I may make a wee plaque to commemorate the event... *G* (I'll get me coat...) |
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18 Jun 08 - 05:30 PM (#2369302) Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today! From: Def Shepard forthwith piss up a rope? :-D |
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18 Jun 08 - 06:02 PM (#2369318) Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today! From: Liz the Squeak SKELP! LTS |
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18 Jun 08 - 06:02 PM (#2369320) Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today! From: Houston_Diamond Peace... I wouldn't call you a headache. Def Shepard... shouldn't that be - piss up a rope forthwith? ;p |
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18 Jun 08 - 10:19 PM (#2369517) Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today! From: Peace "piss up a rope forthwith" Only someone from England could say that and impress a Canadian. |
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19 Jun 08 - 02:37 AM (#2369589) Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today! From: Georgiansilver Reading threads which refer back, My knowledge here can nothing lack. I specially love those little bits, That talk about dear Lizs' tits! |
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19 Jun 08 - 06:34 AM (#2369675) Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today! From: Houston_Diamond lol... I wanted to refresh this thread cos of the lovely sentiment but I think it's more for the humour... lovely start to the day :D An old friend used to say to me as a cheering up thing:- "Dancing is a navel engagement without loss of seamen!" :D English... it's a funny ol' lingua ;) |
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19 Jun 08 - 08:40 AM (#2369729) Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today! From: Rapparee I hereby resolve that today I won't shoot anyone if they don't shoot at me first unless I really have to or unless they really deserve it. How's that for being nice, LtS? |
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19 Jun 08 - 08:41 AM (#2369732) Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today! From: Houston_Diamond Just refreshing the thread really so mundane questions follow. I wasn't going to ask but hey, may as well fill the space! ;) "It is not nice to use the word "forthwith". It's bossy, and bossy isn't nice. If someone tells you to do something forthwith, tell them to go piss up a rope. But do it nicely." I love the way Def Shepard avoided being ask by using a question mark... What is the nice way to say "go piss up a rope"? Can you go to the toilet on a rope please??? still sounds a bit... can't think of the word. lol |
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19 Jun 08 - 08:56 AM (#2369745) Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today! From: Rapparee "Mictruate up a hanging twist of hemp"? "Urinate up a line"? "Pass water vertically upon a straightened lariat"? |
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19 Jun 08 - 10:16 AM (#2369807) Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today! From: frogprince "Be nice to people today"..."Have a nice day"..."Today is the first day of the rest of your life"..."Make love, not war"..."If you love something, set it free"... Humph...Grumble...Silly hippy flower child; how many flowers did you stick in gun barrels back in the days... |
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19 Jun 08 - 10:39 AM (#2369823) Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today! From: Houston_Diamond "Mictruate up a hanging twist of hemp" the only thing is someone would smoke it and say it was good sh*t! how does that work?!? |
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19 Jun 08 - 10:45 AM (#2369827) Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today! From: Houston_Diamond would micturate up an electric cable be impolite? |
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19 Jun 08 - 10:51 AM (#2369831) Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today! From: Liz the Squeak If 'the day' is 1969, then I was only 5, I couldn't reach gun barrels and my mum told me off for picking her flowers. I NEVER tell people to have a nice day... if they want a shitty miserable day, they are perfectly entitled to have one... I just thought it would be nice for a change, if people on Mudcat didn't slag each other off, pick on anyone or shove their opinions down others' throats. If you want to be miserable, then fine, go ahead and be miserable, but if someone holds a door open for you, lets you go first in the queue or just smiles at you, then let them. LTS |
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19 Jun 08 - 10:56 AM (#2369837) Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today! From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity When loving comes to giving...some people stop at nothing |
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19 Jun 08 - 11:02 AM (#2369842) Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today! From: GUEST,heric Hey this is two days in a row and I was nice yesterday. |
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19 Jun 08 - 11:11 AM (#2369850) Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today! From: Houston_Diamond Well said LTS, and well done all... I know how hard it is to be nice ;p lol |
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19 Jun 08 - 03:15 PM (#2370128) Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today! From: Bee-dubya-ell Thanks for starting this thread, Liz. I've been nice for over twenty-four hours now. In fact, I've been so nice I think I'm turning into a Care Bear. I can tell because I have pink hair growing from my ears and nostrils. It'll probably start affecting my pubic hair by nightfall. Oh, joys! Just what I've always wanted! An insipid personality and pink hair on my ass. Thanks again. |
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19 Jun 08 - 06:07 PM (#2370259) Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today! From: Liz the Squeak Hey, BeeDub, you only need worry if it starts coming out purple. LTS |
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19 Jun 08 - 06:55 PM (#2370284) Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today! From: Houston_Diamond What's wrong with purple hair? Was the purple hair care bear a nutter or something? I'm not to up on care bears and which colour was the villain!! Don't worry Bee-dubya, I'm sure you don't take on all the care bear's personality traits, just the nice ones... |
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19 Jun 08 - 07:20 PM (#2370295) Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today! From: Rapparee I knew a guy back in high school who was growing hairs in the palms of hands.... |
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19 Jun 08 - 11:10 PM (#2370415) Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today! From: GUEST,heric If I could grow purple hair on my ass by being nice I would certainly try it as a fun experiment but I don't trust any of you lot. |
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19 Jun 08 - 11:57 PM (#2370431) Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today! From: Naemanson I'm always nice. Today when the crew finished installing our new a/c Wakana and I gave them some soda and a $20 bill to cover their lunch. I try to give everyone a smile and a nice greeting when I go out. I wave at people from my car. Life is too good to waste being mean or indifferent. |
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20 Jun 08 - 04:25 AM (#2370497) Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today! From: Liz the Squeak Purple hair means you're turning into Barney the Dinosaur (yes I know dinosaurs don't have hair but neither is there evidence that they wore green waistcoats either) and then I'm afraid you'll have to be shot on sight. Be nice to people, but not purple dinosaurs. LTS |
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20 Jun 08 - 04:33 AM (#2370499) Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today! From: lady penelope I've decide to be nice to me today. Right, time for brekkie.... |
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20 Jun 08 - 06:15 AM (#2370554) Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today! From: Houston_Diamond I can see now LTS, that is definitely something to avoid especially since Barnie destroyed the tune of 'this old man' with the mamby pamby lyrics change!!! |
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20 Jun 08 - 06:32 AM (#2370558) Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today! From: Don(Wyziwyg)T "Didn't I meet you somewhere Don(wyziwyg)? Herga?" Might have been, though I've only been there once, about eighteen months - two years ago. Don T |
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20 Jun 08 - 06:36 AM (#2370560) Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today! From: Don(Wyziwyg)T But I was nice to everybody. DT |
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20 Jun 08 - 06:47 AM (#2370563) Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today! From: Rapparee I don't think I'll shoot anyone today, either -- no matter how much they might deserve it. |
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20 Jun 08 - 08:31 AM (#2370616) Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today! From: Bee-dubya-ell Oh boy! Another day to be nice! How wonderful! Turns out I'm not turning into a Care Bear or a fluffy dinosaur after all. What I thought was pink fur growing from my ears and nose turned out to be the miniscule appendages of an alien life form from someplace out near the Orion Nebula. They've come to take over our planet, but they've asked me to insure you that they'll be very nice about it. |
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20 Jun 08 - 08:51 AM (#2370631) Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today! From: lady penelope Glad to see they're polite..... |
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20 Jun 08 - 10:20 AM (#2370699) Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today! From: Bee-dubya-ell Yes, lady p., it's nice that they're polite. They've even apologized for the minor itching and irritation they've caused while gestating. They're much nicer than those other aliens from out Deneb way. Churlish boors with an inordinate fondness for anal probing, that lot. |
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20 Jun 08 - 10:27 AM (#2370704) Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today! From: lady penelope LOL! |
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20 Jun 08 - 10:49 AM (#2370722) Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today! From: Houston_Diamond Yep SSDD :D Only saying that cos your affliction Bee-dubya-ell sounds a bit like that dreamcatcher film but with niceness. You need a Duddits to get rid of them ;) |
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20 Jun 08 - 11:16 AM (#2370753) Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today! From: Def Shepard Actually I opened the door, for a male of the species, and he looked at me like I was some sort of alien life form :-D |
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20 Jun 08 - 12:26 PM (#2370832) Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today! From: Bee-dubya-ell Uh oh, Def Shepard. Whatever you opened the door for wasn't of the same species. They don't have males and females. They reproduce vegetatively, but only in the presence of excretions like ear wax or nasal mucous. I'd tell you more about it, but it's snot very nice, and this is the "be nice" thread. |
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20 Jun 08 - 12:33 PM (#2370835) Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today! From: Houston_Diamond Can we define 'today' cos I'm getting a headache from withdrawal symptoms I'm addicted to being slightly cruel!!! It's a balanced diet thing!!! Can I just be kind (and I don't mean any of that random acts of kindness rubbish - jeez that's enough to send people mad!!!) |
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20 Jun 08 - 01:36 PM (#2370880) Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today! From: Rapparee Because I'm nice and because it's Friday, the Holy Day of Pastafarianism, I've canceled all flogging and keelhauling of the staff. I hope that it doesn't make them too uppity. |
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20 Jun 08 - 02:57 PM (#2370941) Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today! From: Def Shepard Being a dessertarian myself, I celebrate Fridays in the only appropriate manner. Give me all your Black Forest chocolate cake and no one gets hurt.. :-D |
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20 Jun 08 - 03:33 PM (#2370968) Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today! From: Liz the Squeak Wanna try and get it off me? I may not be very nice then.... but it has been a long time since I had a BFG. And I'm not talking about the Roald Dahl creation. LTS |
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20 Jun 08 - 05:32 PM (#2371033) Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today! From: Don(Wyziwyg)T ""Wanna try and get it off me? I may not be very nice then...."" And you REALLY wouldn't like Liz when she's not being very nice. She can easily burst eardrums at twenty five yards, or knock the windscreen out of a Volvo at fifteen........Honest! Don T. |
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20 Jun 08 - 05:42 PM (#2371041) Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today! From: lady penelope Bats lose their way, woodworm drop out of furniture, dogs for miles around start barking and run in circles.... |
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20 Jun 08 - 05:48 PM (#2371045) Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today! From: Rapparee BFG = Big "effin'" Gun, right? |
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20 Jun 08 - 10:45 PM (#2371186) Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today! From: Rapparee Well, now as I wend my weary way into the arms of Morpheus I can say that I have indeed been nice to people today. I have had no one flogged, drawn and quartered, keelhauled, hanged, electrocuted, shot, decapitated, burnt at the stake, boiled alive, staked out on an anthill, or otherwise forced to violently shuffle off this mortal coil. I haven't hit anyone with my feet, knees, forehead, elbows, hands, fingers or anything else. In fact, I bought candy for my staff and it wasn't even poisoned. I did not play either banjo or bodhran or even attempt the accordion. All in all, I was pretty nice today (except for that guy who turned left from the right hand lane -- HIM I wasn't nice to but he probably didn't hear what I called him). |
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21 Jun 08 - 12:59 AM (#2371230) Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today! From: The Fooles Troupe Ok Today is over, it's now tomorrow. I mean tomorrow was today yesterday, wait on, yesterday... was tomorrow, today... no, tomorrow was today yesterday... oh, what the hell... So can I stop being nice now? :-P |
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21 Jun 08 - 02:30 AM (#2371247) Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today! From: Liz the Squeak No, it's still today here. Today is yesterdays' tomorrow. I wasn't nice to a driver either, but as he was blithely reversing his car directly into my path, I think I was justified. Either I've turned into a vampire with no reflection or he was backing out without the benefit of a glance into the reflective items on the side of his BMW. I was nice to the cat though. LTS |
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21 Jun 08 - 08:45 AM (#2371351) Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today! From: Bee-dubya-ell The aliens from the general direction of the Orion Nebula are fully fledged now, have left their nests in my ears and nose, and are dancing on top of my computer. They're doing something that looks vaguely like a '60s dance called The Frug. Since I don't know what they're called, I'll call them Little Fruggers. |
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21 Jun 08 - 09:20 PM (#2371693) Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today! From: Rapparee A flyswatter will solve the problem of those Little Fruggers, but only if you do it nicely. By the way (and this is a serious question even though it doesn't sound like it): What does a gentleman wear to a tea? I don't have a nice little tea frock and would probably look...well, not good...in one. |
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22 Jun 08 - 04:48 AM (#2371777) Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today! From: SharonA Be nice, huh? I dunno... I've been feeling even more irritable and irascible than usual lately. I'm finding everyone and everything really annoying, and am reacting in kind. I wonder if it's physiological. Maybe a change in diet would help... Chamomile tea, anyone? |
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22 Jun 08 - 06:48 AM (#2371805) Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today! From: Bee-dubya-ell Nothing wrong with being irritable and irascible, just be sure to do it in a nice way. Rap, the Little Fruggers read your post and ate the flyswatter. Any more ideas? |
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22 Jun 08 - 07:05 AM (#2371811) Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today! From: lady penelope Rapaire, a gentlemen wears a pale coloured suit, with a white shirt and pale coloured tie. If desired, a panama hat or boater. But mostly he wears a smile... *G* |
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22 Jun 08 - 07:30 AM (#2371816) Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today! From: Liz the Squeak White linen trousers and a jacket striped like a Corporation deckchair is also acceptable tea or picnic wear for gentlemen. LTS |
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22 Jun 08 - 10:25 AM (#2371869) Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today! From: Houston_Diamond or you could be the modern day gentleman and wear leather trousers, boots with enough buckles to tie a superyacht down, piercing white shirt, leather sports jacket, tie your hair in a ponytail(if you have enough that is!) and a leather hat(not cap... a hat!!!). You could add jewellery if you wish but nothing too flamboyant ;) PS... not recommended if you're under 5'10" unless you are of a small build! :D |
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22 Jun 08 - 11:50 AM (#2371898) Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today! From: Rapparee Bee-Dubya, them Little Fruggers are just hungry. Why don't you feed them? Thanks for the satorial advice. It's a kick-off tea which will involve about 25 of the nicest, most polite, and toughest ladies in town -- the kind that simply get things that have to be done, done. The project is to raise about US $3.5 million for the Library and as Library Director I'll have to be there. Pale blue pants, white shirt, and a pastel tie it is then! I'll even wear shoes for a change -- shined shoes. |
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22 Jun 08 - 06:53 PM (#2372159) Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today! From: Rapparee And socks. I'm going to go all out for this one. |
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23 Jun 08 - 06:20 AM (#2372370) Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today! From: lady penelope LOL! |
