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BS: New breakthrough in technology

17 Jul 08 - 02:30 PM (#2391614)
Subject: BS: New breakthrough in technology
From: Peace

I received this via e-mail from a good friend:

"ANNOUNCEMENT

Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music.

The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size.

This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them."

Pretty cool, huh?


17 Jul 08 - 02:35 PM (#2391619)
Subject: RE: BS: New breakthrough in technology
From: Georgiansilver

Good to keep abreast of new technology.


17 Jul 08 - 02:37 PM (#2391621)
Subject: RE: BS: New breakthrough in technology
From: Wesley S

What kind of boobs do you think we are? I think you made that up.


17 Jul 08 - 02:38 PM (#2391623)
Subject: RE: BS: New breakthrough in technology
From: gnu

I like tits.


17 Jul 08 - 02:39 PM (#2391624)
Subject: RE: BS: New breakthrough in technology
From: Mrrzy

I like the bra they are designing for joggers, that will take the jiggle energy and power your Ipod. True news, that one!


17 Jul 08 - 02:41 PM (#2391628)
Subject: RE: BS: New breakthrough in technology
From: GUEST,Peace

Promise, I didn't write it. I received it in an e-mail. Just wanted to help make the world aware of this amazing discovery.


17 Jul 08 - 02:48 PM (#2391632)
Subject: RE: BS: New breakthrough in technology
From: gnu

I wonder what the fav tune will be?

Rock-a-bye baby, in the treetop
When the wind blows, the cradle will rock
When the bough breaks, the cradle will fall
And down will come baby, cradle and all

Baby is drowsing, cozy and fair
Mother sits near, in her rocking chair
Forward and back, the cradle she swings
And though baby sleeps, he hears what she sings

From the high rooftops, down to the sea
No one's as dear, as baby to me
Wee little fingers, eyes wide and bright
Now sound asleep, until morning light.


18 Jul 08 - 04:40 AM (#2391880)
Subject: RE: BS: New breakthrough in technology
From: Jean(eanjay)

It will be great for women joggers - no more earpieces and wires.


19 Jul 08 - 09:54 PM (#2393209)
Subject: RE: BS: New breakthrough in technology
From: Donuel

finally I can play with the knobs


Amos posted Directed self-assembly of ordered structures as a simple nanotechnology tool

it sounds like an elevator to the stars.


19 Jul 08 - 11:00 PM (#2393232)
Subject: RE: BS: New breakthrough in technology
From: GUEST,twonk

is it stereo ?


19 Jul 08 - 11:03 PM (#2393234)
Subject: RE: BS: New breakthrough in technology
From: GUEST,twonk

modern surround sound specifications
might involve some quite painfull
and long recovery
inplants
for the sub-bass speaker


20 Jul 08 - 08:55 PM (#2393760)
Subject: RE: BS: New breakthrough in technology
From: Ed T

Very titillating idea.

The MP3 merged with the 34B and a form fitting holster. Maybe the tuning dial would get bigger in cold weather? A real winter benefit in northern climes.