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BS: Score one for Paris Hilton

05 Aug 08 - 09:07 PM (#2406170)
Subject: BS: Score one for Paris Hilton
From: frogprince

She may still be a mess, but I love this


05 Aug 08 - 09:11 PM (#2406172)
Subject: RE: BS: Score one for Paris Hilton
From: Alice

That was very hot. Thanks. Totally.


05 Aug 08 - 09:13 PM (#2406174)
Subject: RE: BS: Score one for Paris Hilton
From: Peace

Have to admit, her presidential attire is much more colourful than McCain's.


05 Aug 08 - 10:47 PM (#2406222)
Subject: RE: BS: Score one for Paris Hilton
From: JohnInKansas

I think we have to give McCain credit for his tactful restraint.

I certainly don't want to see that much of his wrinkly bod.

(But no complaint about hers.)

John


05 Aug 08 - 11:14 PM (#2406227)
Subject: RE: BS: Score one for Paris Hilton
From: Stilly River Sage

It looked like one take. She did that pretty well.


05 Aug 08 - 11:15 PM (#2406231)
Subject: RE: BS: Score one for Paris Hilton
From: GUEST,number 6

it's stupid.

biLL


05 Aug 08 - 11:15 PM (#2406232)
Subject: RE: BS: Score one for Paris Hilton
From: Peace

IN DEED!


05 Aug 08 - 11:17 PM (#2406233)
Subject: RE: BS: Score one for Paris Hilton
From: katlaughing

That's hilarious and gives her a level of intelligence I'd not known about!


05 Aug 08 - 11:18 PM (#2406235)
Subject: RE: BS: Score one for Paris Hilton
From: Peace

One question: and it's serious: is that really Paris Hilton? I have no TV and I last went to a movie ten years ago. She's an actress? (She's a blonde, I saw THAT!)


SERIOUS ANSWERS ONLY NEED REPLY.


05 Aug 08 - 11:20 PM (#2406237)
Subject: RE: BS: Score one for Paris Hilton
From: frogprince

Very definitely the one and only Paris Hilton.


05 Aug 08 - 11:30 PM (#2406241)
Subject: RE: BS: Score one for Paris Hilton
From: Big Mick

Loved it.

Mick


05 Aug 08 - 11:40 PM (#2406244)
Subject: RE: BS: Score one for Paris Hilton
From: GUEST,Jack the Sailor

She speaks better than McCain did at Strugis.

Classier than McCain too

And she didn't read it off a music stand either.


05 Aug 08 - 11:41 PM (#2406246)
Subject: RE: BS: Score one for Paris Hilton
From: Peace

I humbly admit that two years ago I pubickly stated on this very Mudcat--maybe it was pubicly stated--I have had a past experience with lice and it may have deleteriously affected my mind--that Paris Hilton--or maybe it was -- excuse me, but doesn't the word 'publickly' appear strange?


06 Aug 08 - 12:02 AM (#2406252)
Subject: RE: BS: Score one for Paris Hilton
From: Lonesome EJ

Well, I think she could wrap Amadinejad around her pinky. "Yes, no nukes for us, hot lady! Now come up to my suite and we can watch my 'Girls Gone Wild: Spring Break 08' video together and split some baba ghanoush!"


06 Aug 08 - 12:14 AM (#2406256)
Subject: RE: BS: Score one for Paris Hilton
From: Little Hawk

Holy shit. This is the first thing I've seen that could seriously threaten Chongo's otherwise unstoppable march to the presidency. We have definitely not seen the last of Paris Hilton.


06 Aug 08 - 12:22 AM (#2406257)
Subject: RE: BS: Score one for Paris Hilton
From: GUEST,Jack the Sailor

Think of it as an opportunity. She's single and looking for a running MATE!

I know Chongo isn't built for running, but she seems like the type he might run for.


06 Aug 08 - 12:26 AM (#2406259)
Subject: RE: BS: Score one for Paris Hilton
From: Peace

"We have definitely not seen the last of Paris Hilton."

Son, I ain't seen the first of her. But I am young, yet!


06 Aug 08 - 12:34 AM (#2406263)
Subject: RE: BS: Score one for Paris Hilton
From: Beer

Hay Jack!, I think Clinton would consider her.
Beer (adrien)


06 Aug 08 - 01:01 AM (#2406269)
Subject: RE: BS: Score one for Paris Hilton
From: Stilly River Sage

It really was quite funny, and though I think they speeded up her mouth (ala Huffington) to cover the points about offshore drilling merging with eco energy sources, she made a point. She's savvy with the Internet, it went out low-key but will be seen by millions before she is done poking fun at McCain.

Dumb blondes area dime a dozen. Wouldn't it be a hoot if Paris actually turns out to be smart? (Lucky for her, if this is the case. Maybe she's finally growing up.)

SRS


06 Aug 08 - 08:15 AM (#2406419)
Subject: RE: BS: Score one for Paris Hilton
From: GUEST,DV

I don't think we are in any danger of Paris Hilton turning out to be smart. She doesn't need to be--that's why she has money!

I find it impossible to get upset about anyone exploiting Paris Hilton, when she has made a career of exploiting herself.

And as to her parents donating to McCain--I figure anyone donating money to presidential candidates gets their just deserts for it. Sorry they didn't get what they paid for?

Nah.


06 Aug 08 - 08:43 AM (#2406433)
Subject: RE: BS: Score one for Paris Hilton
From: jacqui.c

She's gone up some in my estimation - that made me laugh.


06 Aug 08 - 09:32 AM (#2406467)
Subject: RE: BS: Score one for Paris Hilton
From: Charley Noble

She does demonstrate a sense of humor.

Poor McCain.

I wonder if Brittany Spears has got it together to make an equally challenging response? I doubt it but than I've just been surprised by Paris Hilton and her PR team.

Charley Noble


06 Aug 08 - 10:01 AM (#2406488)
Subject: RE: BS: Score one for Paris Hilton
From: Peter T.

Imagine trying to mess with the media princess on her home turf! Can we really trust this man to go after the Taliban?

yours,

Peter T.


06 Aug 08 - 10:05 AM (#2406491)
Subject: RE: BS: Score one for Paris Hilton
From: Peace

LOLOL

Great observation, Peter.


06 Aug 08 - 10:09 AM (#2406493)
Subject: RE: BS: Score one for Paris Hilton
From: Little Hawk

Jack, the running mate idea for Chongo is an inspired one...not to mention the possibility of wedding bells. Chongo likes really long legs on women, as I think you know, and Paris is definitely in that category. Watch for some strategic political moves by the APP in the near future on this one.

I think Paris has done a superb job on this video. I'm impressed.


06 Aug 08 - 10:10 AM (#2406494)
Subject: RE: BS: Score one for Paris Hilton
From: Stilly River Sage

"Don't get mad, get even" seems to be working here.


06 Aug 08 - 10:12 AM (#2406499)
Subject: RE: BS: Score one for Paris Hilton
From: gnu

Ahhh... she's got enough clues to be making a pile a $$$.


06 Aug 08 - 10:33 AM (#2406520)
Subject: RE: BS: Score one for Paris Hilton
From: Deckman

I would have loved to have been a "mouse in the corner" the first time John M saw that ad! I wonder if someone on his campaign is 'gonna get fired? Bob(deckman)Nelson


06 Aug 08 - 10:44 AM (#2406531)
Subject: RE: BS: Score one for Paris Hilton
From: GUEST,Jack the Sailor

She's no Rachel Maddow, but she is smart enough. On the Republican scale, I'd put her way ahead of Bush, somewhere between McCain and Chaney.


06 Aug 08 - 10:51 AM (#2406543)
Subject: RE: BS: Score one for Paris Hilton
From: GUEST,DV

She pays handlers to be smart. She also pays a lot of high paid professionals to make her look like that.

Au naturale? Not exactly. The best fake beauty money can buy.

I'm all for making McCain look bad, I'm just not convinced Paris Hilton is the one to do it.

Think about it, folks. How funny is the Paris Hilton ad, really? If you don't hate McCain and/or care about the election, this ad is lame from a comedic standpoint.

I dread to think how awful the candidates will be on Last Comic Standing tomorrow night.

Which candidate has the worst sense of humor?


06 Aug 08 - 10:55 AM (#2406548)
Subject: RE: BS: Score one for Paris Hilton
From: maire-aine

I loved it. She played it just right. Maybe she's sharper than we gave her credit for.

M


06 Aug 08 - 10:57 AM (#2406554)
Subject: RE: BS: Score one for Paris Hilton
From: GUEST,DV

Yeah, I'm sure Paris Hilton is a genius.

And she is sooooo funny, she'll probably get Jon Stewart's job when his contract expires.


06 Aug 08 - 10:58 AM (#2406556)
Subject: RE: BS: Score one for Paris Hilton
From: Little Hawk

"Which candidate has the worst sense of humor?"

I'm guessing McCain.

Or maybe Hillary?

Well, it would be a tight race, wouldn't it?


06 Aug 08 - 10:59 AM (#2406557)
Subject: RE: BS: Score one for Paris Hilton
From: Stilly River Sage

GUEST, DV, apparently you don't like it. But don't lecture the rest of us on what we should find amusing. If we're pleasantly surprised that she pulled it off, sobeit.

As we come into the political season, we also come into the holiday film release season, and I'm working to finish a book before the next film comes out. Professor Dumbledore in Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince told Harry that Voldemort named or selected Harry as his enemy, but that Harry could walk away from it if he chose. McCain has inadvertently selected Paris Hilton his enemy, and she chose not to walk away from it. Her response was measured, funny, and public. Her call.

SRS


06 Aug 08 - 11:00 AM (#2406561)
Subject: RE: BS: Score one for Paris Hilton
From: GUEST,DV

Nah, this has to be me, and it's time for vacation.

When the Anybody But Bushies start to say Paris Hilton is funny & smart, and are angry she was "exploited" by politicians, it really is time to head to the woods.

Don't have time to do a forum search on Paris Hilton and Brittney Spears, but if I did, I'm gonna make a wild guess here and say the things people said about them before the McCain ad appeared likely wasn't that she was funny and smart, and we should have great empathy and compassion for her and her parents, because they are treated so unjustly.

Yeah, I'm sure that is what the prevailing opinion about those women has been here before last week.


06 Aug 08 - 11:01 AM (#2406564)
Subject: RE: BS: Score one for Paris Hilton
From: Peace

Paris Hilton has all the brains money can buy. McCain on the other hand . . . .


06 Aug 08 - 11:05 AM (#2406567)
Subject: RE: BS: Score one for Paris Hilton
From: bankley

"Is Paris burning ?"


06 Aug 08 - 11:05 AM (#2406568)
Subject: RE: BS: Score one for Paris Hilton
From: GUEST,Jack the Sailor

Did anyone look at the other link I posted? Where McCain talked about offering up his wife to parade seminude in front of 50 thousand Harley riders?

Hilton is smarter than him.


06 Aug 08 - 11:16 AM (#2406582)
Subject: RE: BS: Score one for Paris Hilton
From: dick greenhaus

In any case, she presents a better energy policy than McCain


06 Aug 08 - 11:16 AM (#2406587)
Subject: RE: BS: Score one for Paris Hilton
From: jacqui.c

You have to remember that there are a lot of people out there who will be interested in what Ms Hilton says and does, otherwise her recent exploits would not have warranted a place on the serious news programmes. She's also one of those whose face can sell a goodly number of those checkout magazines, which means that there is probably more interest, amongst a certain section of the population, as there is in any politician.

That section of the population generally have the VOTE. If they see one of their icons up there and mixing it with a political candidate what's the betting that they might decide to use that vote against the person who used their idol, in what could be seen as a derogatory manner, in his advert?

I don't have any time for the lady, but I do think that she showed a sense of humour in hitting back at dear old John.


06 Aug 08 - 11:23 AM (#2406594)
Subject: RE: BS: Score one for Paris Hilton
From: GUEST,Jack the Sailor

John?

You mean the wrinkly white haired dude?


06 Aug 08 - 11:26 AM (#2406598)
Subject: RE: BS: Score one for Paris Hilton
From: jacqui.c

that's the one - what a good description.


06 Aug 08 - 11:38 AM (#2406606)
Subject: RE: BS: Score one for Paris Hilton
From: Stilly River Sage

This isn't about "anyone but Bush." That's your characterization and it's you pushing your political agenda into the discussion.

This is about an individual pulled unwittingly into a field of discourse that she doesn't normally inhabit, and actually coming up with a suitable and measured response. Are we surprised? Yes. Should we be? Since most of us don't pay much attention to her either way, but some have discussed her and the brief jail sentence she served (where she was being a complete air head) then I think it is another "yes," we were surprised she could offer a well-balanced counter punch.

Her response doesn't tell us who she will vote for, it isn't an endorsement, it is a "what if I entered this political venue" response. Good for her, she's growing up. She's not old enough to run for President so it is all good-spirited banter.

SRS


06 Aug 08 - 11:38 AM (#2406609)
Subject: RE: BS: Score one for Paris Hilton
From: frogprince

I can't even imagine that anyone here was thinking, "Poor Paris, McClain exploited her". I'd be a little surprised if Paris even took it seriously at that level herself. It didn't take a genius to script this, but it's as funny as it is because it's precisely the parody that McCain's half-baked ad was begging for.


06 Aug 08 - 11:43 AM (#2406613)
Subject: RE: BS: Score one for Paris Hilton
From: GUEST,Jack the Sailor

"Poor Paris, McClain exploited her".

I was more thinking, "Airhead is as airhead does." ;-)


06 Aug 08 - 11:44 AM (#2406614)
Subject: RE: BS: Score one for Paris Hilton
From: GUEST,number 6

"You mean the wrinkly white haired dude?"

That pretty well describes all of us here on the mudcat. :)

biLL


06 Aug 08 - 11:44 AM (#2406616)
Subject: RE: BS: Score one for Paris Hilton
From: frogprince

And if Obama puts out an ad that's a cockeyed as that McCain ad, I won't blame anyone who messes with it.


06 Aug 08 - 11:46 AM (#2406619)
Subject: RE: BS: Score one for Paris Hilton
From: Little Hawk

DV has one good point. Paris has finally won some respect on Mudcat Cafe. She has won it because she made fun of John McCain. ;-)

If she had made fun of Barack Obama instead, you'd be hearing a very different tune.


06 Aug 08 - 11:48 AM (#2406624)
Subject: RE: BS: Score one for Paris Hilton
From: Big Mick

If Obama was riding the cheap shot express, and making irrelevant ads, and trying to draw ridiculous analogies, I suspect we wouldn't have much to say, Hawk.

All the best,

Mick


06 Aug 08 - 11:52 AM (#2406630)
Subject: RE: BS: Score one for Paris Hilton
From: Little Hawk

Yeah, for sure, Mick. ;-) But remember, perception is always in the eye of the beholder. Riginslinger, for instance, seems to find something wrong with everything Obama says and does for some reason...

As for Paris Hilton, she's been an object of derision and scorn around here for as long as I can remember.

Now she has exonerated herself, though! Chongo is very, very impressed. So am I. I can't wait to see what happens next. (laughing)


06 Aug 08 - 11:52 AM (#2406631)
Subject: RE: BS: Score one for Paris Hilton
From: Peace

Obama didn't ridicule her. Had he, I'd have enjoyed a similar thing about him. People can decide when something starts. Others will decide where it stops. Bucks to doughnuts there'll be no more of that kinda shot from McCain's camp.


06 Aug 08 - 11:55 AM (#2406633)
Subject: RE: BS: Score one for Paris Hilton
From: GUEST,number 6

This whole election thing reminds me of that song by the Band ....

(excerpt)
The street is a sideshow from the peddler to the corner girl
Life is a carnival--its in the book
Life is a carnival--take another look
Life is a carnival--two bits a shot

biLL


06 Aug 08 - 12:21 PM (#2406656)
Subject: RE: BS: Score one for Paris Hilton
From: GUEST,Jack the Sailor

>>But remember, perception is always in the eye of the beholder. Riginslinger, for instance, seems to find something wrong with everything Obama says and does for some reason.


Yeah, true. But I'm not sure that counts. I think the reason is to bug Amos. ;-)


06 Aug 08 - 01:07 PM (#2406700)
Subject: RE: BS: Score one for Paris Hilton
From: beardedbruce

"Hey America, I'm Paris Hilton and I'm a celebrity, too. Only I'm not from the olden days and I'm not promising change like that other guy. I'm just hot," Hilton said, speaking as she reclined in a pool chair in a revealing bathing suit and a pair of pumps. "But then that wrinkly, white-haired guy used me in his campaign ad, which I guess means I'm running for president. So thanks for the endorsement white-haired dude."

"I want America to know that I'm, like, totally ready to lead," she said.

She then discusses energy policy, and suggests a hybrid of McCain's offshore oil drilling plan and Obama's incentives for new energy technology.

"Energy crisis solved! I'll see you at the debates," she said,

McCain campaign spokesman Tucker Bounds said Hilton appears to support his candidate's "all of the above" energy solution.

"Paris Hilton might not be as big a celebrity as Barack Obama, but she obviously has a better energy plan," Bounds said.


06 Aug 08 - 01:11 PM (#2406707)
Subject: RE: BS: Score one for Paris Hilton
From: GUEST,Jack the Sailor

Tucker Bounds makes Paris Hilton look like Isaac Newton.


06 Aug 08 - 01:14 PM (#2406709)
Subject: RE: BS: Score one for Paris Hilton
From: beardedbruce

JtS,

Calling someone stupid because you disagree with them is not really a valid arguement, no matter how many times you try to use it.




Are you saying that Hilton IS a bigger celebraty than Obama?

What ARE you saying?????


06 Aug 08 - 01:15 PM (#2406711)
Subject: RE: BS: Score one for Paris Hilton
From: pdq

Perhaps you meant Fig Newton?


06 Aug 08 - 01:21 PM (#2406716)
Subject: RE: BS: Score one for Paris Hilton
From: Little Hawk

"Calling someone stupid because you disagree with them is not really a valid arguement, no matter how many times you try to use it."

That's true, and people should stop dismissing Shane in that fashion. He has feelings too, you know.

Tucker Bounds is a really amusing sounding name. I'd have thought it was a made-up name if I didn't know better.


06 Aug 08 - 01:23 PM (#2406718)
Subject: RE: BS: Score one for Paris Hilton
From: GUEST,number 6

Jeeezuz H. Christ ..... geeeeeesh.

biLL


06 Aug 08 - 01:25 PM (#2406723)
Subject: RE: BS: Score one for Paris Hilton
From: Stringsinger

Paris showed that she was somewhat informed whereas McCain has not shown that
he knows very much about anything.

1. Thinks Afghanistan is on the border of Iraq.
2. No difference between Shia and Sunni
3. Winning in Iraq is destroying the country (turning it into an oil-agarchy)
4. Is not knowledgeable, self-admittedly, about economics.
5. Has turned around on oil drilling.
6. Defeated bills which would have benefitted veterans.
7. Has no tangible plan for Iraq

What is he good for?

Frank


06 Aug 08 - 01:28 PM (#2406725)
Subject: RE: BS: Score one for Paris Hilton
From: Stilly River Sage

If Obama was riding the cheap shot express, and making irrelevant ads, and trying to draw ridiculous analogies, I suspect we wouldn't have much to say, Hawk.

Obama isn't getting a free ride from everyone here, Mick. As the candidates go, Obama won a popularity contest, because he is a much less seasoned and stable candidate than Hillary, who has been through the trenches and come out alive to tell the tale. McCain's ad was not a precision instrument, he delivered it with a shotgun blast and the fact that he nicked the corner of the Paris Hilton barn when he was aiming at Obama gave rise to her response. Obama is still on shaky ground.

SRS


06 Aug 08 - 01:29 PM (#2406726)
Subject: RE: BS: Score one for Paris Hilton
From: beardedbruce

"Hilton's spoof also intersperses images of McCain and Yoda from Star Wars and the cast of television's "The Golden Girls.""



OK, who will YOU vote for?


"Yoda" McCain or "Han Solo" Obama?


As portrayed by Barack Obama, Han Solo is a superb Senator with a wry wit, skepticism, a reckless disposition, and technological savvy who pilots the Democratic Party along with his Wookiee copilot (TBD). He is seen as representing the rogue and "a very practical guy, at least how he thought of himself, a materialist. But he was a compassionate human being at the same time and didn't know it. The adventure evoked a quality of his character that he didn't know he possessed"


06 Aug 08 - 01:31 PM (#2406728)
Subject: RE: BS: Score one for Paris Hilton
From: GUEST,Jack the Sailor

>>From: beardedbruce
Date: 06 Aug 08 - 01:14 PM

JtS,

Calling someone stupid because you disagree with them is not really a valid arguement, no matter how many times you try to use it.<<<

Bounds did not make a valid argument. He made a joke. He made a joke attempting to say that Obama is dumber than Paris Hilton.

I turned that joke around on Bounds.

You shouldn't post humour when you don't understand it.


06 Aug 08 - 01:33 PM (#2406731)
Subject: RE: BS: Score one for Paris Hilton
From: beardedbruce

"McCain campaign spokesman Tucker Bounds said Hilton appears to support his candidate's "all of the above" energy solution.

"Paris Hilton might not be as big a celebrity as Barack Obama, but she obviously has a better energy plan," Bounds said. "




NOT saying that Obama is dumb- it is saying that, since it is essentially the same plane as presented by NcCain, it is a better PLAN.


06 Aug 08 - 01:35 PM (#2406733)
Subject: RE: BS: Score one for Paris Hilton
From: GUEST,Jack the Sailor

Don't be silly Bruce.

Obama isn't Han Solo. He is this guy. Obama Alien

Don't you watch the Daily show?


06 Aug 08 - 01:39 PM (#2406736)
Subject: RE: BS: Score one for Paris Hilton
From: GUEST,number 6

.... life is a carnival, believe it or not .... life is a carnival, two bits a shot .... da, da, di, di, dum, dum ....

whew ... this is gettin a bit too heavy for for this wrinkly old white haired guy !!

biLL


06 Aug 08 - 01:40 PM (#2406737)
Subject: RE: BS: Score one for Paris Hilton
From: beardedbruce


06 Aug 08 - 01:40 PM (#2406738)
Subject: RE: BS: Score one for Paris Hilton
From: Peace

Imagine that guy with a headache.


06 Aug 08 - 01:49 PM (#2406745)
Subject: RE: BS: Score one for Paris Hilton
From: GUEST,DV

All of this is quite amusing. Especially this:

"Where McCain talked about offering up his wife to parade seminude in front of 50 thousand Harley riders?"

See, I didn't even need to click on the link to know the context of this, because I'm not a celebrity worshipping arugula eater!

Clearly, someone has never been to Sturgis!

And if you don't know what I'm talking about, then yeah, I bet you are voting for Obama!


06 Aug 08 - 01:56 PM (#2406755)
Subject: RE: BS: Score one for Paris Hilton
From: Little Hawk

50,000 Harley riders in one place would be quite a sight to see! Much more striking than Cindy McCain in the semi-nude, I should think.

I'll have to pass that idea on to Chongo. It's a good one. The 50,000 Harley riders, I mean.


06 Aug 08 - 02:01 PM (#2406758)
Subject: RE: BS: Score one for Paris Hilton
From: Peace

I have never been to Sturgis and I'm not voting for Obama!


06 Aug 08 - 02:02 PM (#2406759)
Subject: RE: BS: Score one for Paris Hilton
From: Peace

In fact, I'm not voting in this election. Period.


06 Aug 08 - 02:04 PM (#2406765)
Subject: RE: BS: Score one for Paris Hilton
From: GUEST,Jack the Sailor

I know about Sturgis. I know about the Miss Buffalo Chip contest.

I am not interested in what kind of lettuce a candidate eats.
I am supporting Obama because he is better suited to administer our government.

One of two things is true.

Either McCain doesn't know about the contest and is not as cool as he pretends to be or he talked about having his wife parading around semi-naked in front of thousands of drunk bikers. Either way, he ought never to bring up family values again.


06 Aug 08 - 02:11 PM (#2406774)
Subject: RE: BS: Score one for Paris Hilton
From: Little Hawk

Hell, who would pass up the chance to "parade around semi-naked in front of thousands of drunk bikers"?

Who, I ask you? ;-D


06 Aug 08 - 02:20 PM (#2406786)
Subject: RE: BS: Score one for Paris Hilton
From: GUEST,DV

Thanks, I'll stick with the bikers over McCain any day, and I don't give a sh*t who they vote for!


06 Aug 08 - 02:34 PM (#2406809)
Subject: RE: BS: Score one for Paris Hilton
From: frogprince

"who would pass up the chance to "parade around semi-naked in front of thousands of drunk bikers"?"

I sure as hell would, and I'm a card-carrying nudist; let me know wheb you plan to do it, L.H., so I can plan to not be there.

Now I'm going to look up "semi"; I think of it as meaning approximately half; if you look up "Miss Buffalo Chip", I think "semi-naked" is often an understatement. : )


06 Aug 08 - 02:37 PM (#2406813)
Subject: RE: BS: Score one for Paris Hilton
From: Little Hawk

Hey, I was being ironical, eh?

Shane knows girls who would do it for a few bucks.


06 Aug 08 - 02:45 PM (#2406829)
Subject: RE: BS: Score one for Paris Hilton
From: McGrath of Harlow

Chongo likes really long legs on women, as I think you know, and Paris is definitely in that category. But surely her arms are a bit on the short side for any chimp to go for?


06 Aug 08 - 02:59 PM (#2406844)
Subject: RE: BS: Score one for Paris Hilton
From: GUEST,Jack the Sailor

>>Now I'm going to look up "semi"; I think of it as meaning approximately half; if you look up "Miss Buffalo Chip", I think "semi-naked" is often an understatement.

Good point!

Please make that, "mostly naked."


06 Aug 08 - 03:10 PM (#2406855)
Subject: RE: BS: Score one for Paris Hilton
From: Bill D

well... *grin*... I have no idea who wrote that piece for Paris... or whether she actually did it herself. The point is, she delivered it perfectly and it not only made a point, it made sense.
I heard a couple days ago that Paris was 'upset' at being used in a McCain ad...she made exactly the right response, whether she created it or not.

I guess these dumb blonds may just be sandbagging about their real intelligence,,,why, even Britney has talents we seldom hear about!


06 Aug 08 - 03:19 PM (#2406870)
Subject: RE: BS: Score one for Paris Hilton
From: Stilly River Sage

You pegged it in one, Bill.

The Spears site is a hoot. :)

SRS


06 Aug 08 - 04:05 PM (#2406910)
Subject: RE: BS: Score one for Paris Hilton
From: Charley Noble

Bill-

Geez. I guess I was wrong about Britney as well.

My poor little pea brain is spinning.

Charley Noble


06 Aug 08 - 04:08 PM (#2406916)
Subject: RE: BS: Score one for Paris Hilton
From: beardedbruce

Behind the scenes of Hilton's mock ad

Wednesday, August 06, 2008 7:10:36 PM
By DERRIK J. LANG

Paris Hilton didn't need cue cards for her presidential campaign ad.

The 24-year-old heiress memorized her entire monologue, which included Hilton outlining her energy plan, in an online video spoof posted on Funny or Die, the comedy Web site's content director said.

Co-founder Adam McKay came up with the concept for a mock ad starring Hilton, which has received over 3 million views since it was posted Tuesday.

"Adam thought it would be really funny to get Paris to respond to the John McCain ad that featured her," Funny or Die content director Amy Rhodes told The Associated Press on Wednesday. "Adam contacted Paris directly, and she agreed to do it. He wrote the sketch. And she really, really loved it."

In the online video, Hilton -- clad in a leopard-print swimsuit and heels while lounging poolside -- announces her candidacy for president and suggests an energy plan that combines elements of McCain's offshore oil drilling plan and Barack Obama's incentives for new energy technology. She also suggests a running mate: R&B singer Rihanna.

"I want America to know that I'm, like, totally ready to lead," she says in the video.

Rhodes said the video was directed by Jake Szymanski and produced by Chris Henchy of Gary Sanchez Productions. She said the video took a few hours to shoot at the house where Hilton was staying at in the Hamptons. Rhodes also said Hilton was not compensated for appearing in the video "because she decided she just wanted to do it for fun."

Jason Moore, Hilton's manager, would not comment to the AP about Hilton's appearance in the video.


06 Aug 08 - 04:20 PM (#2406929)
Subject: RE: BS: Score one for Paris Hilton
From: Peace

"Jason Moore, Hilton's manager, would not comment to the AP about Hilton's appearance in the video."

Well, lah dee dah. I'll comment. She looked very good.


06 Aug 08 - 04:55 PM (#2406973)
Subject: RE: BS: Score one for Paris Hilton
From: gnu

She looks okay. I wouldn't kick her out for eating crackers. But, the poor lass should eat a few more crackers. Anything that slight wouldn't last a winter up Kent County haulin wood for the stove. Some might say she could haul ashes, but that only keeps a man warm for a while.... even with the afterglow.


06 Aug 08 - 04:58 PM (#2406977)
Subject: RE: BS: Score one for Paris Hilton
From: Little Hawk

That girl will never need to haul wood.


06 Aug 08 - 05:02 PM (#2406981)
Subject: RE: BS: Score one for Paris Hilton
From: katlaughing

Frank asked
What is he good for?


To quote the 60s song: Absolutely nothin'!

Here's the website of a son of Bob Schaffer, a "Family Values" guy who is running for office in Colorado: click and scroll down - look on the left. Hasn't papa dne a good job of instilling that best of all family values: Hate?


06 Aug 08 - 05:03 PM (#2406982)
Subject: RE: BS: Score one for Paris Hilton
From: McGrath of Harlow

Jokes can get out of hand... Imagine waking up in November and hearing that Paris Hilton had been elected President. After all a nation that could elect Dubya is capable of anything.

Not as bad as it was waking up and hearing that Dubya had won, of course.


06 Aug 08 - 05:04 PM (#2406984)
Subject: RE: BS: Score one for Paris Hilton
From: GUEST,Jack the Sailor

She's an Amazon compared to Cindy McCain.

Now Mrs. Obama looks like she can fill a wood stove! She may be thin but she is wiry!


06 Aug 08 - 05:05 PM (#2406988)
Subject: RE: BS: Score one for Paris Hilton
From: gnu

That was the point I made earlier. She got birch bark up the ass. And all the little beavers on this thread trying ta gnaw at the butt of her tree. Her dam is full and she built it and she can swim free.

But, she is skinny as a maple sapling. Lass needs some flapjacks, maple slurpup and baked beans... put some meat on those bones before she shows of herself in public like that without proper clothes on. She's gonna catch cold, that waif.


06 Aug 08 - 05:08 PM (#2406990)
Subject: RE: BS: Score one for Paris Hilton
From: GUEST,Jack the Sailor

Maybe thats why she is going to Maui.

>>Jokes can get out of hand... Imagine waking up in November and hearing that Paris Hilton had been elected President. After all a nation that could elect Dubya is capable of anything.<<

Not to worry. I know that McCain endorsed her for President. But she is still too young.


06 Aug 08 - 05:16 PM (#2406994)
Subject: RE: BS: Score one for Paris Hilton
From: Little Hawk

It would be a hoot if Paris got elected president, but I think she would live to regret it...she doesn't deserve to go through the travails of that job, in my opinion.


06 Aug 08 - 05:18 PM (#2406997)
Subject: RE: BS: Score one for Paris Hilton
From: GUEST,Jack the Sailor

One spoiled, vacuous brat per century is enough.


06 Aug 08 - 05:28 PM (#2407004)
Subject: RE: BS: Score one for Paris Hilton
From: Joe Offer

Jack, Paris Hilton is Soooo 20th Century!!
Isn't it time for another spoiled, vacuous brat??

-Joe-


06 Aug 08 - 05:38 PM (#2407009)
Subject: RE: BS: Score one for Paris Hilton
From: GUEST,Jack the Sailor

lol

True enough Joe,

But I was thinking in terms of the Presidency.


06 Aug 08 - 05:46 PM (#2407015)
Subject: RE: BS: Score one for Paris Hilton
From: Big Mick

I got it right away, Jack.

Mick


06 Aug 08 - 05:59 PM (#2407029)
Subject: RE: BS: Score one for Paris Hilton
From: Little Hawk

Yeah, but Bush isn't, like, totally hot. He really isn't! He is, like, soooooo not hot! (No matter what Condoleeza says...)


06 Aug 08 - 06:05 PM (#2407037)
Subject: RE: BS: Score one for Paris Hilton
From: GUEST,Jack the Sailor

WARNING! READING THIS POST MAY CAUSE SEVERE HEADACHES AND DISTRESS!


OK,

Bear with me on this one.

Bush and Paris have a love child.

Somehow, it loses its trust fund.

You are its guidance counsellor.

What career do you advise?


06 Aug 08 - 07:58 PM (#2407137)
Subject: RE: BS: Score one for Paris Hilton
From: The Fooles Troupe

"In any case, she presents a better energy policy than McCain"

... which is far better than The Apathy Policies put before us for decades...

I'd say she's got balls, but somehow that just doesn't seem appropriate...


06 Aug 08 - 07:59 PM (#2407138)
Subject: RE: BS: Score one for Paris Hilton
From: Stilly River Sage

100


06 Aug 08 - 08:18 PM (#2407149)
Subject: RE: BS: Score one for Paris Hilton
From: Don Firth

Um . . . fungus?

Don Firth


06 Aug 08 - 09:03 PM (#2407165)
Subject: RE: BS: Score one for Paris Hilton
From: Little Hawk

I'm not even going to try to answer that question, Jack....


But here's something else that everyone should know about. I went to the Zellers store in Orillia tonight to buy a couple of things. The girl at one of the checkouts in that Zellers store looks just about EXACTLY like Paris Hilton at her very best. In fact, this young woman in Orillia not only looks like Paris Hilton, I think her facial features are just a tad better than Paris's, but almost a dead ringer in every way. Same hair, same eyes, same facial features, same long legs, same figure...everything. And she's probably about 17 or 18 years old, I'd say.

Downright scary.

So I got into a brief conversation with her about it while she's ringing through my stuff. She smiled and blushed and said, "Yeah, I get that all the time."

I bet she does.

I wish I could take a photo of this young woman and show you all. It's really an amazing resemblance.


06 Aug 08 - 09:36 PM (#2407180)
Subject: RE: BS: Score one for Paris Hilton
From: Bill D

In California, there's probably 9,427 girls who "get that all the time".

Remember too, Paris and Nicole Richie were in that silly TV thing a few years ago ...The Simple Life....Paris probably learned a LOT about energy living on a farm.


06 Aug 08 - 09:39 PM (#2407182)
Subject: RE: BS: Score one for Paris Hilton
From: Charley Noble

Bring on the clones!

But only the totally hot ones.

Anyone for toasted marshmellows?

Cheerily,
Charley Noble


06 Aug 08 - 10:04 PM (#2407207)
Subject: RE: BS: Score one for Paris Hilton
From: The Fooles Troupe

"Paris probably learned a LOT about energy living on a farm."

Probably learned a lot about BS too - should be a great politician...


06 Aug 08 - 11:40 PM (#2407249)
Subject: RE: BS: Score one for Paris Hilton
From: Little Hawk

Yes, Bill, but Orillia is a lot smaller than California. ;-) I have not seen any other girls in this town who look that much like Paris Hilton.


07 Aug 08 - 12:38 AM (#2407272)
Subject: RE: BS: Score one for Paris Hilton
From: GUEST,number 6

LH ... every 3rd female between the ages of 17 to 22 in this town are looking like Paris Hilton .... sad, really. Whatever happened to individualism?

biLL


07 Aug 08 - 02:02 PM (#2407751)
Subject: RE: BS: Score one for Paris Hilton
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity

Its amazing the reaction to this video!!...just goes to show you what can happen if you get a seductive celebrity with a calm face and a a script!......sorta reminds me of Obama!


07 Aug 08 - 04:12 PM (#2407845)
Subject: RE: BS: Score one for Paris Hilton
From: dick greenhaus

And McDimwit says he enjoyed it. Hmmm... Score one for the wrinkly old dude.


07 Aug 08 - 05:10 PM (#2407902)
Subject: RE: BS: Score one for Paris Hilton
From: GUEST,Jack the Sailor

If he gets a one for saying he enjoyed it what does Miss Hilton score for making the ad?


07 Aug 08 - 06:10 PM (#2407937)
Subject: RE: BS: Score one for Paris Hilton
From: Little Hawk

She gets at least a nine and a half, I'd say.