21 Aug 08 - 01:32 PM (#2419579) Subject: BS: Intended to offend everyone From: Donuel Emboldened by a sketch by S. Dali entitled 'Hitler masturbating' I am undertaking a series of digital paintings of today's meglomaniacs in a similar light. For art to go where you wouldn't be caught dead but might want to voyeur secretly, is but one function of art. Beauty and light is yet another function. Circle of Jerks: Includes Jerry Falwell going at it with a fold out of Tinky Winky, George Bush choking the chicken to a picture of Merkle. bin Laden whacking off to Pamela Anderson, Ted Haggard splugging to a pic of George Bush, John McCain writhes to a kinograph of Mae West, and many more. |
21 Aug 08 - 01:44 PM (#2419590) Subject: RE: BS: Intended to offend everyone From: Little Hawk Well, I must say that I am deeply offended. So what happens next? |
21 Aug 08 - 02:11 PM (#2419604) Subject: RE: BS: Intended to offend everyone From: bobad Off with his head! |
21 Aug 08 - 02:25 PM (#2419614) Subject: RE: BS: Intended to offend everyone From: SINSULL Where do I go to see these offensive drawings? How can I be offended until I see them? |
21 Aug 08 - 02:31 PM (#2419621) Subject: RE: BS: Intended to offend everyone From: john f weldon Yes, you'll have to post a link to the pix! I haven't had a really good bout of offendedness in ages! |
21 Aug 08 - 03:41 PM (#2419659) Subject: RE: BS: Intended to offend everyone From: heric We LOVE being offended! (Mae West - good one.) |
21 Aug 08 - 03:54 PM (#2419668) Subject: RE: BS: Intended to offend everyone From: Rapparee Reminds me of the "Disneyland Orgy". And I am deeply, deeply, deeply offended. And I represent Everyone. In fact, I recently changed my name to Everyone. |
21 Aug 08 - 03:57 PM (#2419672) Subject: RE: BS: Intended to offend everyone From: GUEST,lox Disgusting. I will not be posting to this thread. |
21 Aug 08 - 03:57 PM (#2419673) Subject: RE: BS: Intended to offend everyone From: GUEST,lox You can't make me! |
21 Aug 08 - 03:58 PM (#2419674) Subject: RE: BS: Intended to offend everyone From: GUEST,lox Nope ... not me ... ... you're wasting your time ... |
21 Aug 08 - 05:37 PM (#2419751) Subject: RE: BS: Intended to offend everyone From: Bee-dubya-ell I don't find masturbation offensive, particularly masturbatory acts performed by politicians and other people in positions of power. The more time they spend beatin' off, the less time they have to fuck the rest of us. |
21 Aug 08 - 06:05 PM (#2419763) Subject: RE: BS: Intended to offend everyone From: olddude I am dashed, I not posting either. ahhh did he say where we can see this art ... purely for academic purposes mind you |
21 Aug 08 - 06:19 PM (#2419772) Subject: RE: BS: Intended to offend everyone From: Donuel Since Scary Movie 4 and There's somthing about Mary it does seem to be offensive lite. |
21 Aug 08 - 07:21 PM (#2419797) Subject: RE: BS: Intended to offend everyone From: gnu Jack me in... er... up. Link please? |
21 Aug 08 - 08:36 PM (#2419841) Subject: RE: BS: Intended to offend everyone From: GUEST,p you forgot 'roughing up the suspect', |
21 Aug 08 - 08:53 PM (#2419852) Subject: RE: BS: Intended to offend everyone From: Donuel Flogging the bishop Whacking Willy the one eyed wonder worm. Oiling up Mr. Universe. Snatch and Jerk Holding the sausage hostage. |
21 Aug 08 - 10:23 PM (#2419874) Subject: RE: BS: Intended to offend everyone From: Charley Noble Maybe it's all best left to the imagination. Cheerily, Charley Noble PS Banner ads read "Helping Relieve Poverty Through the Provision of Solar Energy." Figure that connection out! |
22 Aug 08 - 12:21 AM (#2419896) Subject: RE: BS: Intended to offend everyone From: GUEST,heric hey wait a minute even Donuel won't risk Obama jokes? what have we come to? |
22 Aug 08 - 03:40 AM (#2419923) Subject: RE: BS: Intended to offend everyone From: The Fooles Troupe "Intended to offend everyone" so of course all the usual suspects have posted here.... :-P "Banner ads read "Helping Relieve Poverty Through the Provision of Solar Energy." Figure that connection out!" I'd say that proves the anti-solar NeoCons are hinting that Solar is just mastabatory fantasy and have seized control of Google Advertising! |
22 Aug 08 - 03:41 AM (#2419924) Subject: RE: BS: Intended to offend everyone From: The Fooles Troupe Another one just seen in the thread list "Blowing my own trumpet" :-) |
22 Aug 08 - 04:13 AM (#2419930) Subject: RE: BS: Intended to offend everyone From: Bryn Pugh What a bunch of w*nkers. I am not offended in the least - am I still allowed to post ? |
22 Aug 08 - 04:31 AM (#2419939) Subject: RE: BS: Intended to offend everyone From: Jack Blandiver The slang of choice right now would appear to be to Crack One Off; features a lot in BBC alt-quiz shows. Recently reacquainted with Greaves & Blegvad's Kew. Rhone. album (thanks again, Pip!) after a 25 year hiatus, I can report on a song thereupon entitled Three Tenses Onanism which begins: Frank sang a song began Some guy clobbering a gong And further - J Arthur Rank Slang for wank - Jack off. Again we encounter the general contempt in which male masturbation is held, as oppose to female, which is glorified, exalted & encouraged. The male masturbator is an outcast, sad & solitary, reduced to pleasuring himself because can't get laid; he is the compulsive wanker who falls down the stairs and smashes his pyjamas. The female, on the other hand, is at one with the sexual mysteries of her body, communing with the beauteous glories of venereal understanding, she casts her orgasm as a spell of sparkling diamonds. There exists an Australian website (Abby Winters) in which everyday young Australian women openly masturbate before their video cameras; no models, and no fakery. I wonder, does an equivalent site exist where young men do likewise? |
22 Aug 08 - 05:24 AM (#2419951) Subject: RE: BS: Intended to offend everyone From: GUEST,lox Now look! You've gone and spoiled Charleys fantasy! You see that's why I refuse to post! |
22 Aug 08 - 07:09 AM (#2419976) Subject: RE: BS: Intended to offend everyone From: The Fooles Troupe I think you're in the wrong thread, lox.... |
22 Aug 08 - 07:17 AM (#2419977) Subject: RE: BS: Intended to offend everyone From: Ernest What a totally useless effort if you could have simply logged yourself in as "Martin Gibson".... ;0) Ernest |
22 Aug 08 - 08:50 AM (#2420015) Subject: RE: BS: Intended to offend everyone From: Donuel My reaction to my Obama cartoon was poor Obama is a presumed quarterback with the # 08 He gets the snap at the 2 and goal to go and runs backwards to the 50 yard line while the coach says "He's carrying this centrist thing too far". |
22 Aug 08 - 09:03 AM (#2420021) Subject: RE: BS: Intended to offend everyone From: Rapparee Okaaaaaaaaaay.... I thought Lox had posted "You've gone and spoiled Cheney's fantasy!" |
22 Aug 08 - 09:18 AM (#2420029) Subject: RE: BS: Intended to offend everyone From: GUEST,lox Foolestroupe, I'm already avoiding that thread, I'm refusing to post to this one. tsk ... |
22 Aug 08 - 09:20 AM (#2420030) Subject: RE: BS: Intended to offend everyone From: Donuel Obama in Handcuffs by the Straight Talk Express Bus: HLS policeman says "He threw McCain under the bus" 2 tiny feet are seen under a flat tire. ______________________________________ Linda Trip holding a dress with an Obama campaign button, while on the phone... "I have a stained dress with Obama's name all over it!!" |