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BS: Swimming The Channel

01 Sep 08 - 11:54 PM (#2428322)
Subject: BS: Jen's Swimming The Channel
From: Cats

For those of you that haven't heard, Jennifer Best, Bavis' daughter, is going to be swimming the English Channel this week. She will be the first person with a stoma to swim it. Messages of support will be very much appreciated, [as well as swimming songs!].... and your money as well!!!! I have just had an e mail which says the swim is on for this Thursday.

All the very best, Jen.

Last summer I went swimming......


02 Sep 08 - 02:35 AM (#2428386)
Subject: RE: BS: Swimming The Channel
From: Herga Kitty

More info about Jenny's swim and why she's doing it on her sponsorship page, here. All the best for Thursday - you've already done fastastically getting this far!

Kitty
xxx


02 Sep 08 - 03:17 AM (#2428414)
Subject: RE: BS: Swimming The Channel
From: Paul Burke

A little encouragement from a predecessor. Please ask her NOT to try Niagara.

A Shropshire Lad
(Sir John Betjeman)

The gas was on in the Institute,
The flare was up in the gym,
A man was running a mineral line,
A lass was singing a hymn,
When Captain Webb the Dawley man,
Captain Webb from Dawley,
Came swimming along the old canal
That carried the bricks to Lawley,

Swimming along, swimming along,
Swimming along from Severn,
And paying a call at Dawley Bank
While swimming along to Heaven.

The sun shone low on the railway line
And over the bricks and stacks,
And in at the upstairs windows
Of the Dawley houses' backs,
When we saw the ghost of Captain Webb,
Webb in a water sheeting,
Come dripping along in a bathing dress
To the Saturday evening meeting.

Dripping along, dripping along,
To the Congregational Hall;
Dripping and still he rose over the sill
And faded away in a wall.

There wasn't a man in Oakengates
That hadn't got hold of the tale,
And over the valley in Ironbridge,
And round by Coalbrookdale,
How Captain Webb the Dawley man,
Captain Webb from Dawley,
Rose rigid and dead from the old canal
That carried the bricks to Lawley,

Rigid and dead, rigid and dead,
To the Saturday congregation,
And paying a call at Dawley Bank
On his way to his destination.


02 Sep 08 - 03:34 AM (#2428418)
Subject: RE: BS: Swimming The Channel
From: skarpi

Hope ir will come true , an Icelander did this July I think .....


kv skarpi


02 Sep 08 - 09:46 AM (#2428694)
Subject: RE: BS: Swimming The Channel
From: SussexCarole

Good Luck Jenny - we'll be thinking of you on Thursday

Carole & Andrew x


02 Sep 08 - 11:00 AM (#2428777)
Subject: RE: BS: Swimming The Channel
From: GUEST,bavis

for those who haven't heard or read this before.
And by the way we are off to Dover on Thursday but the swim dates start on Friday and are dependant on the weather so we will keep Cats posted and she will let you know please Cats.

Mavis and I swim the channel

OK, so this is a short piece about 'The madcap plan' as my mother refers to it. She then adds that I'm not her daughter but the milk mans! I am going to swim the channel. In September of this year. Why? I hear you ask. Well, for several reasons really. One of the most important being, I want to see if I can. Equally as important is that in September 2006 I acquired a brand new stoma, name of Mavis, which meant that I was finally free of the colitis and had my life back. There were, and still are occasionally, adjustment issues to this new state of affairs and those issues, traumas and crisis were ably handled with the unstinting support of the IA and its members. So I wanted to give something back to the IA and swimming the channel seemed a good way to do it. I also want to show others in my position that having a stoma can be the start of something new. If I can swim the channel then they can get in the pool and swim.

I'm not the fastest swimmer and I'm not trying to break any records so I'm expecting to be in the water for about 20 hours. I'm swimming from Shakespeare beach in Dover to Cap Gris-Nez in France. I'm also useless at crawl so I'm swimming breast stroke. My training schedule consists of a mixture of pool swimming, running, cycling and sea swimming, with one day off each week. I belly dance on my day off (and frequently on my training days as well) and do yoga, which helps my breathing. The most difficult thing is proving to be finding someone to walk the shore with me while I train in the sea. Luckily I have a very supportive family watch me train as often as they can. My Mum in particular has spent many hours on the beach at Highcliffe keeping an eye on me and babysitting my son at the same time. Her house is now full of shells and interesting bits of driftwood as a result.

I love being in the sea, and always have. I cope with all those long boring hours spent swimming up and down the pool by knowing that each stroke gets me one 'step' closer to France. And hopefully my swim can give someone else the hope that they can have a normal life with their new stomas. If you would like to sponsor me please go to www.justgiving.com/jenniferbest.

P.S. I know there are ships that cross the channel but this way has to be more fun!!!


02 Sep 08 - 01:02 PM (#2428914)
Subject: RE: BS: Swimming The Channel
From: Cats

What we all want to know is where she is going to keep her passport!!!


02 Sep 08 - 05:17 PM (#2429206)
Subject: RE: BS: Swimming The Channel
From: Hawker

Good luck Jenny, and Sarah, and mavis! ROOTING FOR YOU HERE, will send good positive thoughts Friday, RESPECT!
Lucy


02 Sep 08 - 06:13 PM (#2429247)
Subject: RE: BS: Swimming The Channel
From: GUEST,bavis

Think mines run out!!!!!!!
opps good job you don't need one to step ashore and then leave. (I hope)


02 Sep 08 - 06:18 PM (#2429255)
Subject: RE: BS: Swimming The Channel
From: Bill D

did Gerturde Ederle have to show a passport?


02 Sep 08 - 06:21 PM (#2429257)
Subject: RE: BS: Swimming The Channel
From: Bill D

well! It seems she did!

"Ederle walked up the beach at Dover, England after 14 hours and 39 minutes. The first person to greet her was a British immigration officer who requested a passport from "the bleary-eyed, waterlogged teenager."


03 Sep 08 - 04:13 PM (#2430189)
Subject: RE: BS: Swimming The Channel
From: SussexCarole

Up she goes...


04 Sep 08 - 05:06 AM (#2430624)
Subject: RE: BS: Swimming The Channel
From: GUEST,Cats

Jen should be there today. Let's hope the predicted storms don't come in...


04 Sep 08 - 11:01 AM (#2430862)
Subject: RE: BS: Swimming The Channel
From: GUEST,bavis

leaving for Dover around six. Hope the weather is not as bad but they will not let her go unless good conditions so it might nit be until Monday or later. Have baby laptop to keep up to date with.


04 Sep 08 - 12:22 PM (#2430925)
Subject: RE: BS: Swimming The Channel
From: GUEST,jenny

Have just seen the video. You're all very silly, but it did make me chuckle. Badly needed at the moment. What was I thinking!! I blame the parents myself!!!

Thanks for all the support. Pray for good weather. See you on the other side!!!!!!!!!!

Love Jen


04 Sep 08 - 12:36 PM (#2430940)
Subject: RE: BS: Swimming The Channel
From: Peace

Best wishes to you.








Uh, are you aware you'd be lots dryer if you took the ferry or the tunnel?


05 Sep 08 - 04:39 AM (#2431590)
Subject: RE: BS: Swimming The Channel
From: Herga Kitty

Time for this thread to rise again.... (glad the video made you laugh, Jen, cos we had great fun swimming through the Mary Ellen Carter!) I'm off to Swanage shortly, so will catch up when I get home on Sunday.

Kitty


05 Sep 08 - 05:25 AM (#2431614)
Subject: RE: BS: Swimming The Channel
From: Cats

Keep swimming....


05 Sep 08 - 09:30 AM (#2431770)
Subject: RE: BS: Swimming The Channel
From: Mr Happy

http://www.manchestershipcanalswim.co.uk/


05 Sep 08 - 05:16 PM (#2432200)
Subject: RE: BS: Swimming The Channel
From: bavis

Late last night just before going to bed we get a phone call from the boat pilot to say worst weather front in ages go home. So we are back and will go Wednesday or Thursday next week. Took photos of the Channel while there and will post on Facebook.


06 Sep 08 - 05:34 AM (#2432463)
Subject: RE: BS: Swimming The Channel
From: Cats

Better safe and tucked up in bed than battling against a nasty weather front would could be seriosly dangerous for all involved. Keep swimming.... Anyway, it will give you more time to practice for when you swim into France with her.


06 Sep 08 - 01:54 PM (#2432710)
Subject: RE: BS: Swimming The Channel
From: GUEST,bavis

Thanks for reminding me! I will run a bath of cold water now!


07 Sep 08 - 06:44 AM (#2433152)
Subject: RE: BS: Swimming The Channel
From: kendall

Excuse this ignorant Yank, but what the hell is a stoma?


07 Sep 08 - 07:08 AM (#2433161)
Subject: RE: BS: Swimming The Channel
From: Cats

A stoma is an artificial cavity in the body to collect waste faeces or urine. The best known artificial stoma is a colostomy, which is a surgically-created opening in the large intestine that allows the removal of faeces out of the body, bypassing the rectum, to drain into a pouch or other collection device.


07 Sep 08 - 03:55 PM (#2433501)
Subject: RE: BS: Swimming The Channel
From: Hovering Bob

Jenny calls her stoma bag 'Mavis.' Those of you who know her will know that Jenny is an amazing woman and I'm very proud to know her.
Mavis has already 'gone belly dancing,' and has 'walked the Ridgeway,' now with luck she'll 'swim the channel.' If the 'Mavis' series of books ever get written and published it tickles me that 'Mavis' won't feature in any of the photos!
Good luck Jenny, thinking of you and hoping all goes well.
BobH


08 Sep 08 - 12:35 AM (#2433805)
Subject: RE: BS: Swimming The Channel
From: open mike

i thought the stoma was an opening in the throat
that people use to breathe through. some even
smoke through it..heaven forbid!! this is for
patients who have a tracheotomy or tracheostomy.

sometimes it is due to mouth or nose passages
not functioning dure to injury, cancer, etc.

hey i thought this was about the Swimming channel
(on t.v.)


08 Sep 08 - 12:53 AM (#2433809)
Subject: RE: BS: Swimming The Channel
From: Peace

There are about ten areas of the body that can use them (stomas (stomata)).


08 Sep 08 - 02:06 PM (#2434331)
Subject: RE: BS: Swimming The Channel
From: open mike

stomata is also the name of the phenomenon of
bleeding wounds on the extremities...like Jesus'
puncture wounds...but appearing spontaneously..

isn't it?


08 Sep 08 - 02:53 PM (#2434373)
Subject: RE: BS: Swimming The Channel
From: bavis

That would be 'stig' mata as in 'top gear' I think! (I bet I regret saying that)

We are still here and waiting, the nod is still some time Tues or Weds and as we've not heard yet I guess Weds or maybe Thurs.
Thanks Bob i think she's pretty stunning as well but then I'm biased she is of course totally insane and mad as well but we won't go into that.
Will keep you posted.


08 Sep 08 - 11:31 PM (#2434817)
Subject: RE: BS: Swimming The Channel
From: Art Thieme

Alas, T.G.F.R. Thank God For Remotes...

Or else I'd never be able to surf the channels. ;-)

Art Thieme


09 Sep 08 - 01:19 PM (#2435350)
Subject: RE: BS: Swimming The Channel
From: Cats

I can just see Jen surfing into France, closely followed by Bavis! Would she be disqualified as it wouldn't be swimming?


11 Sep 08 - 12:51 PM (#2437491)
Subject: RE: BS: Swimming The Channel
From: bavis

Well peeps just had the thumbs up from the pilot for 7am tomorrow! Friday the 12th September.

Please pray for her or sing or drink or think good thoughts for her.
she is totally mad but she is one hell of a plucky lady and I am very proud to be her mum whatever the outcome. she'd better make it though as I bought a wetsuit to swim into France with her, very sexy!

Thank you everyone. Lots of love
I'm off to bed now night night.


11 Sep 08 - 01:31 PM (#2437526)
Subject: RE: BS: Swimming The Channel
From: bavis

Jokes and suggestions with regard to the implementation of operation stack will be judged at a later date! I can't believe it. Hope we don't get stowaways!


11 Sep 08 - 02:42 PM (#2437572)
Subject: RE: BS: Swimming The Channel
From: Herga Kitty

All best wishes from me and Derek - keeping everything crossed (me, not Derek, or he'd fall off his bike!)

Kitty


11 Sep 08 - 04:38 PM (#2437683)
Subject: RE: BS: Swimming The Channel
From: Liz the Squeak

Good luck all - when do we expect the video to appear on YouTube?

LTS


11 Sep 08 - 04:41 PM (#2437689)
Subject: RE: BS: Swimming The Channel
From: Hawker

Yay!
Go Girl! rooting for you here!
Cheers, Lucy


12 Sep 08 - 02:25 AM (#2438034)
Subject: RE: BS: Swimming The Channel
From: Cats

It's now 4 minutes past 7 in the morning, our time, and I have just come in from the garden where I have been singing Mary ellen Carter at the top of my voice1 The neighbours understand! Cows don't though. All the very best.
Rise again, rise again That her name not be lost to the knowledge of men..


12 Sep 08 - 02:31 AM (#2438036)
Subject: RE: BS: Swimming The Channel
From: SussexCarole

Good luck today Jenny

Carole & Andrew xx


12 Sep 08 - 02:39 AM (#2438040)
Subject: RE: BS: Swimming The Channel
From: Herga Kitty

Well, she should get there quicker than on Eurostar.....

Hope all going well.

Kitty


12 Sep 08 - 02:56 AM (#2438049)
Subject: RE: BS: Swimming The Channel
From: Sandra in Sydney

best wishes from someone who can barely swim

sandra


12 Sep 08 - 01:01 PM (#2438498)
Subject: RE: BS: Swimming The Channel
From: Cats

Jen, we are all so proud of you and feel for you. I have just had a call from Sarah to say that Jen was pulled out of the water with hypothermia just 8 miles short of France. She was in the water longer than the swimmer from Iceland and has swum further than all the recent attempts but the water was so cold she had to come out as she was in a major shipping lane. She didn't want to, but...

Congratulations, Jen [and Mavis]. Much love and hugs.


12 Sep 08 - 03:18 PM (#2438635)
Subject: RE: BS: Swimming The Channel
From: Herga Kitty

Didn't she (they)do well! Bloody brilliant, even if we don't get a pic of Sarah in her wet suit. Congratulations and hugs from me too!

Kitty


12 Sep 08 - 03:41 PM (#2438652)
Subject: RE: BS: Swimming The Channel
From: Ed T

With the Chunnel down, is it a reasonable option?


12 Sep 08 - 06:26 PM (#2438794)
Subject: RE: BS: Swimming The Channel
From: Hawker

Respect still here, have been thinking about you both all day! A brave and valiane attempt, you should be very proud of your achievement.
Cheers, Lucy


12 Sep 08 - 11:34 PM (#2438944)
Subject: RE: BS: Swimming The Channel
From: Sandra in Sydney

well done -

sandra


13 Sep 08 - 01:17 PM (#2439286)
Subject: RE: BS: Swimming The Channel
From: bavis

Hello from a very tired but very proud Mum. She did brilliantly and was fighting to stay in but as she had just swum accross the bow of the boat it became clear that she was in danger from hypothermia. The pilot decided she had to come out. She swam 8.5 miles in seven hours and that according to the Channel observer is a very great effort and far longer than a lot of people including as stated an icelandic guy who came out after 1.5 miles and one chap who did 6 hours. She did the equivalent of 2.5 relay swims.

Thank you all of you for your support and kind wishes. One thing is that she accheived what she set out to do, which was to show people who had fears and doubts that life can be what you want it to be even with a stoma. Well done my lovely, brave and madcap daughter you take my breath away. I love you and could not be prouder.


13 Sep 08 - 01:19 PM (#2439288)
Subject: RE: BS: Swimming The Channel
From: bavis

This is Jenny. Thank you all for you're unstinting support and kind wishes. Next swim is definitey going to be in the Med!!!!

Love Jen


14 Sep 08 - 10:56 AM (#2439975)
Subject: RE: BS: Swimming The Channel
From: Stilly River Sage

Wonderful to read this thread. Congratulations to Jen!

SRS


14 Sep 08 - 06:10 PM (#2440359)
Subject: RE: BS: Swimming The Channel
From: Andy Jackson

Well done indeed!

Andy
(a feeble ex-Londoner who's never even tried to swim! Too far to the sea, has always been my excuse)