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BS: An arzay:entered my mind.

08 Sep 08 - 12:47 AM (#2433807)
Subject: BS: An arzay:entered my mind.
From: Peace

It happened like this.


I was looking for a more polite way to say, "I don't give a rat's ass . . . ".

Then I figured that saying 'I don't give an R's A' would work as well but it was difficult to type.

So, in short, I have arriced at "I don't give an arzay that . . .".

Cool, huh?















If there's any predictive power to history, then I can guess the next post.


08 Sep 08 - 12:58 AM (#2433813)
Subject: RE: BS: An arzay:entered my mind.
From: CarolC

Oops. Posted to the wrong thread.


08 Sep 08 - 01:00 AM (#2433816)
Subject: RE: BS: An arzay:entered my mind.
From: Peace

LOLOLOL

That wasn't it. Good one.


08 Sep 08 - 01:23 AM (#2433819)
Subject: RE: BS: An arzay:entered my mind.
From: maeve

Wicked cool. Why are we still awake?


08 Sep 08 - 01:41 AM (#2433821)
Subject: RE: BS: An arzay:entered my mind.
From: Peace

Because we don't give an arzay about sleep patterns?


08 Sep 08 - 05:47 AM (#2433880)
Subject: RE: BS: An arzay:entered my mind.
From: Jean(eanjay)

Actually, we'd all be a lot happier if we didn't give an arzay about things. I may make that my next New Year's resolution.


08 Sep 08 - 05:49 AM (#2433883)
Subject: RE: BS: An arzay:entered my mind.
From: Jean(eanjay)

PS:
I used to keep pet rats so it's appropriate for me.


08 Sep 08 - 05:56 AM (#2433889)
Subject: RE: BS: An arzay:entered my mind.
From: Emma B

The greater yellow arzay


08 Sep 08 - 06:05 AM (#2433894)
Subject: RE: BS: An arzay:entered my mind.
From: Jean(eanjay)

Brilliant.


08 Sep 08 - 06:06 AM (#2433896)
Subject: RE: BS: An arzay:entered my mind.
From: Emma B

Damn! now I can't get it out of my mind :)


08 Sep 08 - 07:29 AM (#2433936)
Subject: RE: BS: An arzay:entered my mind.
From: GUEST,LTS pretending to work

In our house it's 'LFRA'.. short for 'little furry rat's arse' as in "I don't give a little furry rats' arse". All you have to say to Limpit is those four letters and she knows it's a lost cause trying to engage my attention/enthusiasm.

But I suspect Arzay is going to enter into the lingo sooner or later.

LTS


08 Sep 08 - 08:42 AM (#2434000)
Subject: RE: BS: An arzay:entered my mind.
From: Jeri

That'd be an elefarzay.

What's an 'elefarzay'? Elifino!


08 Sep 08 - 09:04 AM (#2434019)
Subject: RE: BS: An arzay:entered my mind.
From: Bee

The rats report being quite grateful for this effort, as they prefer to keep their arses for themselves, and don't care to have other creatures just giving them away, TYVM!


08 Sep 08 - 09:11 AM (#2434023)
Subject: RE: BS: An arzay:entered my mind.
From: Little Hawk

If one were to give an arzay, who would take it?


08 Sep 08 - 09:15 AM (#2434025)
Subject: RE: BS: An arzay:entered my mind.
From: rumanci

of course you could all just move here and be surrounded by them


08 Sep 08 - 09:48 AM (#2434039)
Subject: RE: BS: An arzay:entered my mind.
From: maeve

Too funny, rum. This has cross-cultural implications!

To take the rat by the tail, one could also purchase a supply of La Ratte potatoes and simply hand them out when one wishes to express the delicately described sentiment with which Peace has been struggling.

Yes, we have them here at the farm. La Ratte pomme de terre that is, not the arzay.


09 Sep 08 - 03:33 AM (#2434893)
Subject: RE: BS: An arzay:entered my mind.
From: Liz the Squeak

You have a farm, ergo you will have rodents... whether you know it or not.

I quite like rats. They're a lot nicer than pigeons who crap on your head and carry even more nasty diseases.

LTS


09 Sep 08 - 04:05 AM (#2434912)
Subject: RE: BS: An arzay:entered my mind.
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity

From: Peace
Date: 08 Sep 08 - 12:47 AM

It happened like this.


I was looking for a more polite way to say, "I don't give a rat's ass . . . ".

Then I figured that saying 'I don't give an R's A' would work as well but it was difficult to type.

So, in short, I have arriced at "I don't give an arzay that . . .".

Cool, huh?

How about , 'Couldn't give an R R' (Rodent's Rectum)


09 Sep 08 - 07:55 AM (#2435056)
Subject: RE: BS: An arzay:entered my mind.
From: Liz the Squeak

Le Cul de Raton.

but that only works if it's a baby rat.

LTS


09 Sep 08 - 08:33 AM (#2435088)
Subject: RE: BS: An arzay:entered my mind.
From: Georgiansilver

Some folk around here already use "I don't give an R.A" which in actual fact doesn't make grammatical sense... and neither does .. 'AN' Arzay unfortunately.   It is of course 'A' rat's hindparts not 'AN'... so perhaps we better think again..... Also .... it is probably just as quick to say   " I don't give a rats arse" as it is to say "I don't give an Arzay"... sorry Bruce but a rats arse is a rats arse!!!!! however you look at it.... that's of course assuming you want to look at it!!! LOL
Best wishes, Mike.


10 Sep 08 - 06:07 AM (#2435995)
Subject: RE: BS: An arzay:entered my mind.
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity

Actually, instead of saying 'Rat's ass'..you can just say 'DemocRATS'