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25 Sep 08 - 09:01 PM (#2450452) Subject: BS: Drunk farts-Cop Charges Him w/Battery From: Janie Mom e-mailed me with this story today, which she says the local news is having great fun with. A South Charleston cop pulled over a drunk driver and took him into the station for booking. While being fingerprinted, the guy moved over real close to the cop and let rip a prize winner. The police man added Battery to an Officer to the DUI charge! My Dad's comment was this, "It's the police officer's fault. He was pulling the guy's finger." More here. The video is worth watching. (The good people of WV have a bit more sense than does one law officer.) |
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25 Sep 08 - 09:12 PM (#2450455) Subject: RE: BS: Drunk farts-Cop Charges Him w/Battery From: gnu When I was a boy, if the police pulled you in to the jail for breaking the law and you were disrispectful (not the gas, the disrespect... watch and read), you did not get charged... you got two days of staying awake with buckets of hot and cold water chucked on you. That pussy needs the shit kicked out of him. |
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25 Sep 08 - 09:29 PM (#2450465) Subject: RE: BS: Drunk farts-Cop Charges Him w/Battery From: The Fooles Troupe "you did not get charged... you got two days of staying awake with buckets of hot and cold water chucked on you" Ah! the Golden Oldie Days of Police Beatings and Torture and being denied Habeas Corpus! "That pussy needs the shit kicked out of him." That's why the crooks now carry guns... |
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25 Sep 08 - 10:03 PM (#2450490) Subject: RE: BS: Drunk farts-Cop Charges Him w/Battery From: Rapparee They dropped the battery charge the cop filed. We were always respectful towards cops. They knew our parents, and the cops knew that our parents would beat the shit out of us and save the cops the trouble. Besides, we were related to a lot of the cops -- definitely not smart to mouth off to your Uncle or Aunt! |
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25 Sep 08 - 10:34 PM (#2450503) Subject: RE: BS: Drunk farts-Cop Charges Him w/Battery From: Janie There's no question the drunk was disorderly and beyond obnoxious. I can understand the anger and digust the officer probably felt, but he let those feelings interfer with better judgement in charging the SOB with battery. Actually, I was wondering if Mr. Cruz was either a Legionaire, or had taken private lessons from Shane:>) |
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26 Sep 08 - 01:07 AM (#2450567) Subject: RE: BS: Drunk farts-Cop Charges Him w/Battery From: Little Hawk I should probably advise Shane that there is money to be made as an instructor in this technique. He's always in need of money, and here's a quick and easy way to earn some. |
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26 Sep 08 - 02:42 AM (#2450585) Subject: RE: BS: Drunk farts-Cop Charges Him w/Battery From: Georgiansilver I'm not surprised they dropped the charge... just another lot of hot air!!!!! |
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26 Sep 08 - 03:39 AM (#2450604) Subject: RE: BS: Drunk farts-Cop Charges Him w/Battery From: Mr Red Let the punishment fir the crime. Throw stink bombs at him. |
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26 Sep 08 - 04:07 AM (#2450614) Subject: RE: BS: Drunk farts-Cop Charges Him w/Battery From: Gurney Shame that the officer wasn't just lighting a cigarette. |
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26 Sep 08 - 04:50 AM (#2450637) Subject: RE: BS: Drunk farts-Cop Charges Him w/Battery From: John MacKenzie Spaw, ya got compeetition ma fren. I'm thing of adding Cruz to LFP&S XG |
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26 Sep 08 - 04:55 AM (#2450641) Subject: RE: BS: Drunk farts-Cop Charges Him w/Battery From: goatfell I didn't know a FART could get drunk, you that wee noise your bum makes |
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26 Sep 08 - 05:04 AM (#2450643) Subject: RE: BS: Drunk farts-Cop Charges Him w/Battery From: John MacKenzie Never heard of 'Pissed as a fart in a bottle, Tom?' :) XG |
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26 Sep 08 - 09:02 AM (#2450769) Subject: RE: BS: Drunk farts-Cop Charges Him w/Battery From: Donuel The cop is gonna get an aids test now |
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26 Sep 08 - 09:11 AM (#2450780) Subject: RE: BS: Drunk farts-Cop Charges Him w/Battery From: Rapparee The farter has been instructed by the courts that he must now "at all times prominently display" a hazmat warning sign. |
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26 Sep 08 - 09:12 AM (#2450781) Subject: RE: BS: Drunk farts-Cop Charges Him w/Battery From: The Fooles Troupe Maybe even a hearing aids test, if he was real close... |
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27 Sep 08 - 02:21 AM (#2451390) Subject: RE: BS: Drunk farts-Cop Charges Him w/Battery From: Mr Red Feed him Low Fart Yoghurt. |
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27 Sep 08 - 07:46 AM (#2451469) Subject: RE: BS: Drunk farts-Cop Charges Him w/Battery From: strad Perhaps the battery is fully charged, anyway. |
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27 Sep 08 - 08:43 AM (#2451488) Subject: RE: BS: Drunk farts-Cop Charges Him w/Battery From: goatfell but what i'm thinking is how can a noise wich is made by you bottom get drunk. |
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27 Sep 08 - 09:01 AM (#2451503) Subject: RE: BS: Drunk farts-Cop Charges Him w/Battery From: Liz the Squeak Oh Purleeeesse!!! A drunken fart can happen to anyone... even more likely than a sober fart - of which I have experience.... whilst shopping yesterday, there were some real problems with two-tones - you know, when you can feel it and clench to try and prevent but it sneaks out in that little far-perp way.... I had to keep pretending to smack my lips or make popping noises all the way through the cold meat section. I blame the pizza we had Thursday evening. LTS |
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27 Sep 08 - 09:39 AM (#2451533) Subject: RE: BS: Drunk farts-Cop Charges Him w/Battery From: wysiwyg Having a hard time seeing how a smell can be a battery. Assault, maybe, but I thought battery required body contact? ~S~ |
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27 Sep 08 - 11:21 AM (#2451612) Subject: RE: BS: Drunk farts-Cop Charges Him w/Battery From: John MacKenzie Battery charge, because it was re-VOLT-ing, possibly? XG |