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BS: Alcohol shrinks your brain

14 Oct 08 - 11:29 AM (#2465341)
Subject: BS: Alcohol shrinks your brain
From: Wesley S

And it says so right here. CNN Story

So what should happen to the leftover space? Rent it out? Use it for storage?


14 Oct 08 - 11:31 AM (#2465343)
Subject: RE: BS: Alcohol shrinks your brain
From: Joseph P

If it shrinks then the bits will all be closer together = more efficient brain?


14 Oct 08 - 11:40 AM (#2465353)
Subject: RE: BS: Alcohol shrinks your brain
From: Alice

Alcohol dementia. When I was young, a doctor told me about alcohol dementia and how prolonged use of alcohol creates brain damage. I never cared for drinking alcohol, and I was glad to have that info to protect my brain cells. I need all the brain cells I can keep.


14 Oct 08 - 12:02 PM (#2465374)
Subject: RE: BS: Alcohol shrinks your brain
From: Rapparee

I'm using all of the extra space to store insults, diatribes, curses, rants, and flames. Then in the next election I'll rent them out to the candidates and I'll retire rich.


14 Oct 08 - 12:23 PM (#2465396)
Subject: RE: BS: Alcohol shrinks your brain
From: GUEST,bankley

it's called 'thinning the herd'... where the weak and slow brain cells are knocked off first...

that's why after a few beers, I always feel smarter


14 Oct 08 - 12:24 PM (#2465400)
Subject: RE: BS: Alcohol shrinks your brain
From: John MacKenzie

Shrinks other things too. Or so I've heard.

XG


14 Oct 08 - 01:28 PM (#2465462)
Subject: RE: BS: Alcohol shrinks your brain
From: Bobert

Guess that expalins that rattling sound in my head...

B;~(


14 Oct 08 - 01:54 PM (#2465480)
Subject: RE: BS: Alcohol shrinks your brain
From: heric

and why I always feel light-headed


14 Oct 08 - 02:17 PM (#2465509)
Subject: RE: BS: Alcohol shrinks your brain
From: gnu

I am just trying to n/dumb down to where I can abide the world. Of course, by then it may be too late.


14 Oct 08 - 02:23 PM (#2465516)
Subject: RE: BS: Alcohol shrinks your brain
From: Peace

I agree. A small drink to wake up, perhaps a glass of champagne with breakfast, a few shots before the noon meal, a pick-me-up before tea time, a few belts of vodka before supper, some wine with the evening mean and a case of Guinness after the football game and perhaps a nightcap or two--hey, that's life. But serious drinking can certainly lead to health problems. Have to agree with that.

I understand that Bush will be renting out space for a 24-car garage.


14 Oct 08 - 02:30 PM (#2465526)
Subject: RE: BS: Alcohol shrinks your brain
From: Escapee

I enjoy the resonance the extra space generates when I sing. Who needs a reverb unit?


14 Oct 08 - 04:31 PM (#2465632)
Subject: RE: BS: Alcohol shrinks your brain
From: Sandy Mc Lean

Well I always thought that when a person sang with a hand closing one ear it was to let them hear that resonance. Now I know that it was to keep the brain from falling through the ear canal.


14 Oct 08 - 05:13 PM (#2465654)
Subject: RE: BS: Alcohol shrinks your brain
From: Peace

"through the ear canal."

I have to ask. Can that lead to water on the brain?


14 Oct 08 - 05:27 PM (#2465664)
Subject: RE: BS: Alcohol shrinks your brain
From: John MacKenzie

Nah it's Tympani Alley Bruce


14 Oct 08 - 05:38 PM (#2465674)
Subject: RE: BS: Alcohol shrinks your brain
From: gnu

What's that there, ah, Mariners Disease?


14 Oct 08 - 05:50 PM (#2465687)
Subject: RE: BS: Alcohol shrinks your brain
From: Peace

There ougta be a "National Elephant Day".


14 Oct 08 - 05:53 PM (#2465690)
Subject: RE: BS: Alcohol shrinks your brain
From: John MacKenzie

Trunk and disorderly?


Tusk tusk.


XG


14 Oct 08 - 05:55 PM (#2465692)
Subject: RE: BS: Alcohol shrinks your brain
From: Peace

We are but missing Severn.

Wesley, if you don't get back here quick . . . .


14 Oct 08 - 06:01 PM (#2465699)
Subject: RE: BS: Alcohol shrinks your brain
From: Little Hawk

Too much sex can have that effect too. Combine too much sex with too much alcohol and you are headed down the slippery slope to total moronhood by age 40.


14 Oct 08 - 06:07 PM (#2465702)
Subject: RE: BS: Alcohol shrinks your brain
From: Peace

Heard from Shane did you?


14 Oct 08 - 06:09 PM (#2465705)
Subject: RE: BS: Alcohol shrinks your brain
From: Little Hawk

Yes, Shane is a good example of where that can lead. He was (and still is) a total moron long before the age of 40, of course, but he's still a good example.


14 Oct 08 - 06:17 PM (#2465711)
Subject: RE: BS: Alcohol shrinks your brain
From: Peace

That boy is a good example of a bad example, that's for sure.


14 Oct 08 - 07:03 PM (#2465751)
Subject: RE: BS: Alcohol shrinks your brain
From: Bill D

I only drink to forget....now I can't remember what it was I'm trying to forget.


14 Oct 08 - 07:04 PM (#2465752)
Subject: RE: BS: Alcohol shrinks your brain
From: Peace

Have a drink. It'll come back to you.


14 Oct 08 - 08:29 PM (#2465830)
Subject: RE: BS: Alcohol shrinks your brain
From: Joe_F

The moral of this is quite plain:
Since the brain is the seat of all pain,
One need only drink
In order to shrink
The reign of the pain in the brain.


14 Oct 08 - 11:53 PM (#2465922)
Subject: RE: BS: Alcohol shrinks your brain
From: Peace

To add to the limerick by Joe
I thought I'd let everyone know
That if you get drunk
And your brain should get shrunk
You'll live to regret it by Jove.


15 Oct 08 - 09:12 AM (#2466212)
Subject: RE: BS: Alcohol shrinks your brain
From: Wesley S

I forgot - what's the question again?


15 Oct 08 - 11:29 PM (#2466903)
Subject: RE: BS: Alcohol shrinks your brain
From: Sandy Mc Lean

Can someone explain please why drinking gives you a big head if the brain is shrunk?


16 Oct 08 - 05:19 AM (#2467036)
Subject: RE: BS: Alcohol shrinks your brain
From: Dead Horse

So who wants a fat brain?
Pass the bottle.


16 Oct 08 - 07:19 AM (#2467089)
Subject: RE: BS: Alcohol shrinks your brain
From: Joy Bringer (troll alert contact max)

Alcohol also makes women look better, visions such as "Flesh coloured bra´s and PMS pants" vanish !


16 Oct 08 - 07:41 AM (#2467098)
Subject: RE: BS: Alcohol shrinks your brain
From: John MacKenzie

Beer Goggles

XG


16 Oct 08 - 07:47 AM (#2467104)
Subject: RE: BS: Alcohol shrinks your brain
From: Peace

There must be fifty ways to lose your liver. Hop on the bus, Gus . . . .


19 Oct 09 - 07:10 AM (#2747804)
Subject: RE: BS: Alcohol shrinks your brain
From: Richard Bridge

But a nice sudden and total heart attack or stroke - now that's good. Die happy!


19 Oct 09 - 01:14 PM (#2748023)
Subject: RE: BS: Alcohol shrinks your brain
From: Q (Frank Staplin)

Whoever posted "Drunk Last Night" to the DT can't spell 'glorious'.


19 Oct 09 - 04:02 PM (#2748176)
Subject: RE: BS: Alcohol shrinks your brain
From: Stringsinger

Funny Peace! It's a good 'un.

Drinking has been glamorized and used as humor.

It's just another drug of choice.

The problem is that in excess like any drug it leads to bad behavior.

It also is a physical wrecker because it can become addictive.

It's been unjustly called "The Irish curse" but fortunately there are Irish people who
will not fit the stereotype. The late Tommy Makem was a "Pioneer". Never drank.

I think drugs in general have a negative affect on the brain. Alcohol addles it.
Pot smokers in general are not very coherent in a generally intelligent conversation. (They are mostly boring).

I think alcohol may have even more damaging effects


19 Oct 09 - 04:09 PM (#2748183)
Subject: RE: BS: Alcohol shrinks your brain
From: Wesley S

"I think alcohol may have even more damaging effects"

Agreed - from personal experience.


19 Oct 09 - 04:10 PM (#2748185)
Subject: RE: BS: Alcohol shrinks your brain
From: gnu

Not to them, String. And, yes, alcohol is far more damaging than pot, just not as profitable for the rich that prey upon the poor.


19 Oct 09 - 07:49 PM (#2748372)
Subject: RE: BS: Alcohol shrinks your brain
From: Bill D

♫What's the joy & the curse of the whole working class?
Why, boozing, bloody well boozing!
What is it robs a poor man of his brass?
Why, boozing, bloody well boozing!
It ruins the liver, it addles the brain,
It inspires our singing again and again!
What gives such fair measure of pleasure & pain?
Why, boozing, bloody well boozing!♫


19 Oct 09 - 10:36 PM (#2748455)
Subject: RE: BS: Alcohol shrinks your brain
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River

This hole flippin' thread is a big lie! I been drinkin' heavy all my life and I ain't no stoopider now than I was on the day I was born, eh?

- Shane


20 Oct 09 - 03:09 AM (#2748516)
Subject: RE: BS: Alcohol shrinks your brain
From: Gurney

And SO much better informed, Shane.

Could the space be used for carbon storage?


20 Oct 09 - 03:24 PM (#2748907)
Subject: RE: BS: Alcohol shrinks your brain
From: Stringsinger

The question I have about your stanza is the part about inspiring singing. You call that singing?   (Sweet Adeline, anyone?)


20 Oct 09 - 06:07 PM (#2749008)
Subject: RE: BS: Alcohol shrinks your brain
From: Alice

don't even think about it


20 Oct 09 - 08:24 PM (#2749067)
Subject: RE: BS: Alcohol shrinks your brain
From: Bobert

This ain't Wes Ginny Arithmatizin' here, folks, but the scientists say that even the smartest of if smart only use 5% of their brains so...

...who gives a flip???

I mean, okay, so I shrink my brain by, oh, let's say 50% just fir conversation sake... That means that a 20 pound brain before a few cold ones shrinks down to 10 pounds... Ya'll with me so far???

So, according to the Wes Ginny Slide Rule, ahhhhhhh, let's see???

20 pounds of real smart persons brain X 5% = about 1 pound of actual brain needed to be really smart...

So, reality is that humans only need about a pound's worth of brains to be real smart... Prolly half that fir Republicans...

So back to the half shrunk 20 pound brain that is now 10 pounds... Ahhhh, I hate to burst any MADD bubbles out there but that's still 10 times more brain than is needed to be real smart and prolly 20 times more brains for Republicans...

So...

...let's get drunk!!! Whaddayasay???

B~


21 Oct 09 - 01:26 AM (#2749177)
Subject: RE: BS: Alcohol shrinks your brain
From: Gurney

I say, "Mine's a Guinness!" Bobert.


21 Oct 09 - 07:57 AM (#2749351)
Subject: RE: BS: Alcohol shrinks your brain
From: Bobert

Atta boy, Gurney... Who else in???


21 Oct 09 - 04:07 PM (#2749655)
Subject: RE: BS: Alcohol shrinks your brain
From: Gurney

Slow, aren't they.

On the lines of: "Can I just do it until I need glasses?," how about "Can I just drink until I rattle when I walk?"


21 Oct 09 - 06:31 PM (#2749784)
Subject: RE: BS: Alcohol shrinks your brain
From: Bobert

Nice thing about drenkin' is that the rattling don't bother ya at all...