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BS: Finally!!! The Right Woman fir LHawk...

22 Nov 08 - 05:30 PM (#2500300)
Subject: BS: Finally!!! The Right Woman fir LHawk...
From: Bobert

Goodbye Guy Ritchie, Hello Little Hawk...

Hey, it just makes sense... After years of LH's chasin' women who are attached, now one breaks free and is, ahhhhhh, available...

So, there ya' have it, Buddy... Ol' Bobert always has yer back...

Okay, she might not be perfect but what the hell...

B~


22 Nov 08 - 05:55 PM (#2500315)
Subject: RE: BS: Finally!!! The Right Woman fir LHawk...
From: Little Hawk

Madonna???????

Oh, for heaven's sake... ;-) She's...umm...well, she's not "the type". Mind you, I did like her performance in "Evita".


22 Nov 08 - 05:56 PM (#2500318)
Subject: RE: BS: Finally!!! The Right Woman fir LHawk...
From: Ebbie

Well, Little Hawk, have her dress as Evita - and there ya go. You betcha.


22 Nov 08 - 06:05 PM (#2500326)
Subject: RE: BS: Finally!!! The Right Woman fir LHawk...
From: Rapparee

Why not have Little Hawk dress as Evita and see if Madonna fancies HIM?


22 Nov 08 - 06:08 PM (#2500329)
Subject: RE: BS: Finally!!! The Right Woman fir LHawk...
From: Genie

Great idea, that, Rap. LOL


22 Nov 08 - 06:14 PM (#2500334)
Subject: RE: BS: Finally!!! The Right Woman fir LHawk...
From: Bobert

Listen up, LH... We all know that you have a history of pickin' the wrong women... First (that I know of) was Hillary Clinton??? Man, geeze of pete, that was a clunker fir ya'... Then it was Wyona Rider... Then Sarah Palin... Then back to Wyona???

I mean, let's get real here, man... You could do worse than Madonna... Plus, you ain't gonna get shot by a jealous husband...

Ya' know, you ain't gettin' no younger and Madonna is at least on yer side of the 50 mark... What's Wyona??? 37??? Palin??? 45???

No, LH, I think this is the gal fir you...

B~


22 Nov 08 - 06:40 PM (#2500352)
Subject: RE: BS: Finally!!! The Right Woman fir LHawk...
From: Ebbie

Listen to the Bear, Little Hawk. He has only your good at heart.


22 Nov 08 - 06:43 PM (#2500355)
Subject: RE: BS: Finally!!! The Right Woman fir LHawk...
From: Cluin

Please, Madonna's way too scary.

Fer chrissake, she even drove confirmed bachelor Warren Beatty to get married... to someone else!


22 Nov 08 - 07:00 PM (#2500371)
Subject: RE: BS: Finally!!! The Right Woman fir LHawk...
From: Rapparee

Exactly the point!


22 Nov 08 - 07:52 PM (#2500407)
Subject: RE: BS: Finally!!! The Right Woman fir LHawk...
From: Bobert

See, LH, I belive that this is one of those relationships that was made in heaven... Okay, I know you ain't into heaven all that much but, geeze, she is "the one", LH...

Might as well face it....

B~


22 Nov 08 - 08:30 PM (#2500426)
Subject: RE: BS: Finally!!! The Right Woman fir LHawk...
From: Little Hawk

LOL! Well, I gotta think about this some, I guess.


23 Nov 08 - 12:19 AM (#2500512)
Subject: RE: BS: Finally!!! The Right Woman fir LHawk...
From: catspaw49

Ya' know if it were me, I'd forget about both of them and go for Charlize Theron. Brains, talent, beauty, spirit, and independence............Kinda' hard to go too far wrong with that.......Just my personal opinion mind you............


Spaw


23 Nov 08 - 03:25 AM (#2500528)
Subject: RE: BS: Finally!!! The Right Woman fir LHawk...
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity

Oh Little Hawk, and alas, Madonna is too highly overrated, and way too cheesy. You need a classy lassy, with a classy chassis....so-o-o-o here's a suggestion:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64QHbB-11fc

OR

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wzMfSiOkMQ&feature=related

now, see if your Little Heart, goes pitter patter....At least you have to appreciate the talent..AND..she's just a little taller than Chongo!


23 Nov 08 - 03:33 AM (#2500531)
Subject: RE: BS: Finally!!! The Right Woman fir LHawk...
From: The Fooles Troupe

Speaking from experience, the right way to do this, is to first eliminate all the women that are not right, then the one that is left will be right, right?

Ooooo, my head hurts now...


23 Nov 08 - 04:58 AM (#2500548)
Subject: RE: BS: Finally!!! The Right Woman fir LHawk...
From: Cluin

The process of elimination might be fun.


23 Nov 08 - 05:08 AM (#2500558)
Subject: RE: BS: Finally!!! The Right Woman fir LHawk...
From: van lingle

Good luck and be careful around those pointy, metallic bras.


23 Nov 08 - 06:42 AM (#2500602)
Subject: RE: BS: Finally!!! The Right Woman fir LHawk...
From: akenaton

Don't knock it till you've tried it Van!!


23 Nov 08 - 01:19 PM (#2500621)
Subject: RE: BS: Finally!!! The Right Woman fir LHawk...
From: Amos

My gawd, that Celtic fiddler is a beauty. Much too good for the likes of Hawk, and a good bit too young.

I'm with George Burns :"I wish I was eighteen again....".


23 Nov 08 - 02:38 PM (#2500646)
Subject: RE: BS: Finally!!! The Right Woman fir LHawk...
From: Bobert

No process of elimation needed for LH... That's what he been doin' all these years... Jus' call the girl, LH... She's waitin' right there by the phone so you won't even have to listen to it ring but once...

And, please, folks... LH ain't gettin' no younger so don't be trying to turn his head with all these youngeer womenz...

Madonna, at 50, is 'bout as young as he can take...

B


23 Nov 08 - 03:02 PM (#2500672)
Subject: RE: BS: Finally!!! The Right Woman fir LHawk...
From: MAG

This seems like a guy thread.

What about those of us who go limp at the sight of H. Ford?


23 Nov 08 - 03:23 PM (#2500684)
Subject: RE: BS: Finally!!! The Right Woman fir LHawk...
From: Genie

Count me among them, MAG! *g*

Now as for a woman for our Canuck buddy, hey, Hawk, if you like tall, slender blondes, I hear Ann Coulter may be available.   ; D

(That'd be a REAL challenge, eh?)


23 Nov 08 - 03:32 PM (#2500693)
Subject: RE: BS: Finally!!! The Right Woman fir LHawk...
From: Rapparee

Ah, MAG, I'll try to put this gently, but it's tough to be the one to tell you: Henry Ford is dead.


23 Nov 08 - 03:44 PM (#2500704)
Subject: RE: BS: Finally!!! The Right Woman fir LHawk...
From: Little Hawk

It's slender brunettes that I generally go for. They don't have to be tall, though.


23 Nov 08 - 04:08 PM (#2500721)
Subject: RE: BS: Finally!!! The Right Woman fir LHawk...
From: Genie

Ah, yes, Hawk - but are you sure Ann C. is a REAL blonde? *G*


23 Nov 08 - 04:13 PM (#2500728)
Subject: RE: BS: Finally!!! The Right Woman fir LHawk...
From: Little Hawk

In her case? Who cares???? I would rather cohabit with a deranged wolverine.


23 Nov 08 - 04:24 PM (#2500738)
Subject: RE: BS: Finally!!! The Right Woman fir LHawk...
From: Don Firth

Just a suggestion.

You wouldn't have to worry about competition and she's be SO-O-O-O-O grateful. . . .

Don Firth


23 Nov 08 - 04:32 PM (#2500750)
Subject: RE: BS: Finally!!! The Right Woman fir LHawk...
From: Rapparee

I think he'd do well with a nice, motherly, Hoosier lady -- like Belle Gunness from Laporte, Indiana.


24 Nov 08 - 01:59 AM (#2500784)
Subject: RE: BS: Finally!!! The Right Woman fir LHawk...
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity

Well Amos,, Glad you liked her...but too bad, she is VERY highly educated, and NOT a liberal feminist...Next time I yak with her..I'll tell her you say 'Hi'....until then, You should get off to Janet Reno!!.....haven't heard from LH....


24 Nov 08 - 09:23 PM (#2500862)
Subject: RE: BS: Finally!!! The Right Woman fir LHawk...
From: Amos

I think Little Hawk should try cohabiting with a deranged wolverine. It would give him a more amenable perspective on a human relationship. Or you could see of GtS is available, Hawk...she seems to think you have what it takes.



A


24 Nov 08 - 10:53 PM (#2500903)
Subject: RE: BS: Finally!!! The Right Woman fir LHawk...
From: Little Hawk

Amos....I do have what it takes! ;-) I've been trying to explain that to you for some time. Look, I'm not the one who's sexually obsessed with a sluttish female chimp who owns a Milwaukee brothel and is willing to screw anything that walks for a five dollar bill. You need help, man. Call up Doktor Liebenscheiss and get yer noggin shrunk before it's too late.


25 Nov 08 - 01:38 AM (#2500936)
Subject: RE: BS: Finally!!! The Right Woman fir LHawk...
From: Genie

OK, Hawk. You go for the slender brunettes, right?

I got yer slim brunette right here!

Clicky


(No thanks necessary. Jus' glad to be of service. )

Genie
; D


25 Nov 08 - 10:33 AM (#2501198)
Subject: RE: BS: Finally!!! The Right Woman fir LHawk...
From: PoppaGator

I see the Guest from Sanity suggested a beautiful fiddler. Might I suggest Theresa Andersson?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zQf9z1ipjU&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VtobuTXos0&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBIZKCNKu6Y&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rm_hKVjdpbs&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjDhDexcvTg

(no time for multiple blue clickies)


25 Nov 08 - 10:36 AM (#2501202)
Subject: RE: BS: Finally!!! The Right Woman fir LHawk...
From: PoppaGator

Here's a better Theresa-with-violin video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRawrkvX4xw&NR=1


25 Nov 08 - 10:38 AM (#2501206)
Subject: RE: BS: Finally!!! The Right Woman fir LHawk...
From: gnu

Genie.... that's sick.


25 Nov 08 - 11:21 AM (#2501249)
Subject: RE: BS: Finally!!! The Right Woman fir LHawk...
From: gnu

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25 Nov 08 - 12:40 PM (#2501333)
Subject: RE: BS: Finally!!! The Right Woman fir LHawk...
From: Cluin

Genie, our Little Hawk is into vintage airplanes, not train wrecks.


25 Nov 08 - 01:15 PM (#2501363)
Subject: RE: BS: Finally!!! The Right Woman fir LHawk...
From: Little Hawk

WTF????? Gad. Cluin has it right...I like vintage airplanes.

GfS, that's pretty neat stuff by Theresa Anderson. I'd never even heard of her before.


25 Nov 08 - 03:33 PM (#2501458)
Subject: RE: BS: Finally!!! The Right Woman fir LHawk...
From: Genie

I just thought you might like a challenge, LH. *g*


25 Nov 08 - 04:35 PM (#2501507)
Subject: RE: BS: Finally!!! The Right Woman fir LHawk...
From: PoppaGator

Ms Andersson moved from Denmark to New Orleans years ago along with one Anders Osborne. The two of them were an "item" and were bandmates for quite a while, but eventually broke up both personally and professionally.

Since then, going their separate ways, they've both continued to be pretty successful. Anders has a Nashville songwriting career in addition to fronting his own band, and still spends most of his time in New Orleans. Theresa might be a somewhat bigger "draw" hereabouts than Anders as a live act these days; both do pretty well for themselves.

Theresa's latest album was recorded in Denmark and is a stylistic departure, kind of a ambient "new Age" sound instead of her well-established guitar-and-fiddle roots-rock approach. She definitely has a European audience; I'm not sure whether Anders does.


25 Nov 08 - 05:00 PM (#2501533)
Subject: RE: BS: Finally!!! The Right Woman fir LHawk...
From: Bobert

Yeah, Theresa can play in my band any time she wants... Nothin' like a good fiddler to get that hill country blues cookin' just right...

B~


25 Nov 08 - 05:22 PM (#2501555)
Subject: RE: BS: Finally!!! The Right Woman fir LHawk...
From: gnu

Theresa Andersson... wow! Winonot!


25 Nov 08 - 06:02 PM (#2501602)
Subject: RE: BS: Finally!!! The Right Woman fir LHawk...
From: Amos

SHe's teeeriffic.


A


25 Nov 08 - 08:28 PM (#2501699)
Subject: RE: BS: Finally!!! The Right Woman fir LHawk...
From: Amos

Hawk:

Your obsessions with giant hamsters, overweight toupee-garbed actors, and cigar-smoking chimps who have feuds with talking gorillas seem quite sizeable, compared to my small contribution from the dark corners of your world that you so conveniently choose to leave out.

A


25 Nov 08 - 08:49 PM (#2501720)
Subject: RE: BS: Finally!!! The Right Woman fir LHawk...
From: Bobert

Geeze... We gonna have to call in Dr. Phil, 'er what???

(Listen, Boberdz... You don't have a clue what Amos jus' said so why not jus' come out and admit it???)

Okay, I admit it but...

...it still sounds like Dr. Phil maybe called upon to make a housecall...

B~


25 Nov 08 - 10:27 PM (#2501759)
Subject: RE: BS: Finally!!! The Right Woman fir LHawk...
From: Amos

Bobez:

All I said was "Look who's talkin', Mister Fantasy-Character himself!".



A


25 Nov 08 - 11:18 PM (#2501779)
Subject: RE: BS: Finally!!! The Right Woman fir LHawk...
From: Little Hawk

Yeah, yeah...you're just jealous, Amos. I can hardly blame you, though. ;-)


26 Nov 08 - 04:51 PM (#2502353)
Subject: RE: BS: Finally!!! The Right Woman fir LHawk...
From: Cluin

Get a room, you two!   ;)


26 Nov 08 - 05:45 PM (#2502421)
Subject: RE: BS: Finally!!! The Right Woman fir LHawk...
From: Bobert

If there's gonna be a photographer, mark me down for a set of the pics...

But nevermind that...

Fantasy, Amos, ol' buddy??? Hey, we're talkin' Little Hawk, here, pal... No, worse than that... This is Mudcat... Yeah, it's Mudcat...

I'll still take a set of the pics...

B;~)