22 Dec 08 - 09:55 PM (#2522662) Subject: BS: Hockey Names We'd Like to See From: wysiwyg I gotta post this before I forget it-- we come up with these often and then I can never remember them. Hardi was joking how funny it is that our ECHL team's slogan is "Feel the Bite," since so many players lack teeth. I responded, The Hershey Bears (AHL in PA) oughtta be: The Gummi Bears. OK-- other good names for players or teams? ~S~ |
23 Dec 08 - 09:32 PM (#2523465) Subject: RE: BS: Hockey Names We'd Like to See From: Beer I'm no good at these Susan, but i'll keep the thread running. Beer (adrienI |
23 Dec 08 - 09:42 PM (#2523473) Subject: RE: BS: Hockey Names We'd Like to See From: Bobert Okay, I'll be the first to admit that when it comes to hockey the old sayin', "I went to a fist fight and a hockey game broke out" so how about the: Minnesota Muggers Trenton Thugs Albani Assasins New Jersey Knee Busters Detroit Discontents Pheonix Felons Sacremento Sucker Punchers Yeah, ya'll get my drift here....Ain't all that hard.... B~ |
23 Dec 08 - 11:55 PM (#2523528) Subject: RE: BS: Hockey Names We'd Like to See From: Michael Harrison Well, it seems to me that the team from Hershey, PA should only be called: The Kisses. Cheers |
24 Dec 08 - 12:27 AM (#2523541) Subject: RE: BS: Hockey Names We'd Like to See From: maple_leaf_boy Another two teams to fit the theme of Bobert's post: The Calgary Hitmen of the Western Hockey League (major junior); and Woodstock Slammers, a junior team from the Maritimes. |
24 Dec 08 - 01:11 AM (#2523549) Subject: RE: BS: Hockey Names We'd Like to See From: catspaw49 Checkers Puckass plays for the Boston Moronics along with Skates Freenuts and Bobby Ohmybalz, Wayne Gratepainsky, Gordie Howthehelldidmybaggetrippedoff, Blades Cuttiscok, and Maurice, The Pocket Pooler, Rackedup. Coached by Slick Zamboni they specialize in hat tricks or getting their hats blown.......one or the other. And for my money it makes no freakin' difference. Anyone who'd follow hockey would eat shit and run rabbits.........present company excepted of course ...........................................sorta' ............................................. Spaw |
24 Dec 08 - 05:45 AM (#2523652) Subject: RE: BS: Hockey Names We'd Like to See From: Jack Blandiver Is it really true that ...they rioted in the streets of Montreal when they benched Rocket Richard...* ? * From Hockey by Jane Siberry (the artist now known as Issa) - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJbnpOLNqs4 |
24 Dec 08 - 07:47 AM (#2523722) Subject: RE: BS: Hockey Names We'd Like to See From: bobad "Is it really true that ...they rioted in the streets of Montreal when they benched Rocket Richard...* Read all about it Richard Riot |
24 Dec 08 - 08:06 AM (#2523739) Subject: RE: BS: Hockey Names We'd Like to See From: Ed T The Thorny Skates |
24 Dec 08 - 10:33 AM (#2523848) Subject: RE: BS: Hockey Names We'd Like to See From: wysiwyg A new penalty for those guys that WILL not fight when "invited": Pussy Penalty (delay of game sub-rule) to be served in the Pussy Box. Sponsored by the "I'm Your New Bitch" line of gold lame' knickers. ~S~ |
24 Dec 08 - 10:51 AM (#2523862) Subject: RE: BS: Hockey Names We'd Like to See From: dick greenhaus And then there's the team that won both the Stanley Cup and the Lady Byng Trophy--The Toronto Makebelieves. |
24 Dec 08 - 11:00 AM (#2523869) Subject: RE: BS: Hockey Names We'd Like to See From: gnu Don't me makin fun of the Maple Laffs. |
24 Dec 08 - 11:05 AM (#2523873) Subject: RE: BS: Hockey Names We'd Like to See From: gnu Who knows Big Bobby Clobber? I can's seem to find any video clips of him being interviewed. |
24 Dec 08 - 11:07 AM (#2523875) Subject: RE: BS: Hockey Names We'd Like to See From: Jack Blandiver Read all about it Richard Riot Thanks for that - it's always nice to know these things! |
24 Dec 08 - 11:31 AM (#2523893) Subject: RE: BS: Hockey Names We'd Like to See From: wysiwyg Chicago Mob ~S~ |
25 Dec 08 - 12:51 AM (#2524271) Subject: RE: BS: Hockey Names We'd Like to See From: maple_leaf_boy The movie about him is really good. Oh, ironic name: Tampa Bay "Lightning". Especially so far this season, Lightning is an ironic name when describing the way they're playing. |
25 Dec 08 - 11:20 AM (#2524422) Subject: RE: BS: Hockey Names We'd Like to See From: wysiwyg Sincinnati Suckwads. (UHL.) Portland PoopOuts (they blow leads). ~S~ |
25 Dec 08 - 12:29 PM (#2524445) Subject: RE: BS: Hockey Names We'd Like to See From: Ed T The Ice Piques |
25 Dec 08 - 12:42 PM (#2524454) Subject: RE: BS: Hockey Names We'd Like to See From: Ed T The gummie bears It pays me better to knock teeth out than put them in. quiote, Frank Moran |
30 Apr 09 - 11:07 PM (#2622353) Subject: RE: BS: Hockey Names We'd Like to See From: wysiwyg We really need to re-name those annual NHL awards. Here are my suggestions.... Fart Trophy: MVSBD Valvoline Trophy (Hardi's pick): Worst goaltender Morris Trophy: Best-dancing defenseman Suckey Trophy: Least-responsible (defensively) forward And the best..... wait for it.... The Bada Byng Trophy: Ungentlemanly play ~Susan |
01 May 09 - 01:54 AM (#2622390) Subject: RE: BS: Hockey Names We'd Like to See From: Neil D The Hanson Brothers |
01 May 09 - 07:38 AM (#2622498) Subject: RE: BS: Hockey Names We'd Like to See From: 3refs One of the Hanson boys has a son that now plays for the Leafs!(well, golf for a while) |