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BS: Hockey Names We'd Like to See

22 Dec 08 - 09:55 PM (#2522662)
Subject: BS: Hockey Names We'd Like to See
From: wysiwyg

I gotta post this before I forget it-- we come up with these often and then I can never remember them.

Hardi was joking how funny it is that our ECHL team's slogan is "Feel the Bite," since so many players lack teeth. I responded, The Hershey Bears (AHL in PA) oughtta be:

The Gummi Bears.


OK-- other good names for players or teams?

~S~


23 Dec 08 - 09:32 PM (#2523465)
Subject: RE: BS: Hockey Names We'd Like to See
From: Beer

I'm no good at these Susan, but i'll keep the thread running.
Beer (adrienI


23 Dec 08 - 09:42 PM (#2523473)
Subject: RE: BS: Hockey Names We'd Like to See
From: Bobert

Okay, I'll be the first to admit that when it comes to hockey the old sayin', "I went to a fist fight and a hockey game broke out" so how about the:

Minnesota Muggers

Trenton Thugs

Albani Assasins

New Jersey Knee Busters

Detroit Discontents

Pheonix Felons

Sacremento Sucker Punchers

Yeah, ya'll get my drift here....Ain't all that hard....

B~


23 Dec 08 - 11:55 PM (#2523528)
Subject: RE: BS: Hockey Names We'd Like to See
From: Michael Harrison

Well, it seems to me that the team from Hershey, PA should only be called: The Kisses. Cheers


24 Dec 08 - 12:27 AM (#2523541)
Subject: RE: BS: Hockey Names We'd Like to See
From: maple_leaf_boy

Another two teams to fit the theme of Bobert's post: The Calgary Hitmen of the Western Hockey League (major junior); and Woodstock Slammers, a
junior team from the Maritimes.


24 Dec 08 - 01:11 AM (#2523549)
Subject: RE: BS: Hockey Names We'd Like to See
From: catspaw49

Checkers Puckass plays for the Boston Moronics along with Skates Freenuts and Bobby Ohmybalz, Wayne Gratepainsky, Gordie Howthehelldidmybaggetrippedoff, Blades Cuttiscok, and Maurice, The Pocket Pooler, Rackedup. Coached by Slick Zamboni they specialize in hat tricks or getting their hats blown.......one or the other.

And for my money it makes no freakin' difference.   Anyone who'd follow hockey would eat shit and run rabbits.........present company excepted of course ...........................................sorta' .............................................

Spaw


24 Dec 08 - 05:45 AM (#2523652)
Subject: RE: BS: Hockey Names We'd Like to See
From: Jack Blandiver

Is it really true that

...they rioted in the streets of Montreal
when they benched Rocket Richard...
*

?

* From Hockey by Jane Siberry (the artist now known as Issa) -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJbnpOLNqs4


24 Dec 08 - 07:47 AM (#2523722)
Subject: RE: BS: Hockey Names We'd Like to See
From: bobad

"Is it really true that

...they rioted in the streets of Montreal
when they benched Rocket Richard...*

Read all about it Richard Riot


24 Dec 08 - 08:06 AM (#2523739)
Subject: RE: BS: Hockey Names We'd Like to See
From: Ed T

The Thorny Skates


24 Dec 08 - 10:33 AM (#2523848)
Subject: RE: BS: Hockey Names We'd Like to See
From: wysiwyg

A new penalty for those guys that WILL not fight when "invited": Pussy Penalty (delay of game sub-rule) to be served in the Pussy Box. Sponsored by the "I'm Your New Bitch" line of gold lame' knickers.

~S~


24 Dec 08 - 10:51 AM (#2523862)
Subject: RE: BS: Hockey Names We'd Like to See
From: dick greenhaus

And then there's the team that won both the Stanley Cup and the Lady Byng Trophy--The Toronto Makebelieves.


24 Dec 08 - 11:00 AM (#2523869)
Subject: RE: BS: Hockey Names We'd Like to See
From: gnu

Don't me makin fun of the Maple Laffs.


24 Dec 08 - 11:05 AM (#2523873)
Subject: RE: BS: Hockey Names We'd Like to See
From: gnu

Who knows Big Bobby Clobber? I can's seem to find any video clips of him being interviewed.


24 Dec 08 - 11:07 AM (#2523875)
Subject: RE: BS: Hockey Names We'd Like to See
From: Jack Blandiver

Read all about it Richard Riot

Thanks for that - it's always nice to know these things!


24 Dec 08 - 11:31 AM (#2523893)
Subject: RE: BS: Hockey Names We'd Like to See
From: wysiwyg

Chicago Mob

~S~


25 Dec 08 - 12:51 AM (#2524271)
Subject: RE: BS: Hockey Names We'd Like to See
From: maple_leaf_boy

The movie about him is really good.

Oh, ironic name: Tampa Bay "Lightning". Especially so far this season,
Lightning is an ironic name when describing the way they're playing.


25 Dec 08 - 11:20 AM (#2524422)
Subject: RE: BS: Hockey Names We'd Like to See
From: wysiwyg

Sincinnati Suckwads. (UHL.)

Portland PoopOuts (they blow leads).

~S~


25 Dec 08 - 12:29 PM (#2524445)
Subject: RE: BS: Hockey Names We'd Like to See
From: Ed T

The Ice Piques


25 Dec 08 - 12:42 PM (#2524454)
Subject: RE: BS: Hockey Names We'd Like to See
From: Ed T

The gummie bears

It pays me better to knock teeth out than put them in. quiote, Frank Moran


30 Apr 09 - 11:07 PM (#2622353)
Subject: RE: BS: Hockey Names We'd Like to See
From: wysiwyg

We really need to re-name those annual NHL awards.

Here are my suggestions....

Fart Trophy: MVSBD

Valvoline Trophy (Hardi's pick): Worst goaltender

Morris Trophy: Best-dancing defenseman

Suckey Trophy: Least-responsible (defensively) forward


And the best..... wait for it....





















































The Bada Byng Trophy: Ungentlemanly play

~Susan


01 May 09 - 01:54 AM (#2622390)
Subject: RE: BS: Hockey Names We'd Like to See
From: Neil D

The Hanson Brothers


01 May 09 - 07:38 AM (#2622498)
Subject: RE: BS: Hockey Names We'd Like to See
From: 3refs

One of the Hanson boys has a son that now plays for the Leafs!(well, golf for a while)