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26 Dec 08 - 03:22 PM (#2525093) Subject: BS: Quotes...what thy may have said From: Ed T Saw the "made up" type quotes using the "F" word below. Felt it may be fun for Mudcatters to invent a few similar ones...quotes that famous people may have said...if they had thought of it. I left # one spot for your quote. 10. "What the *&%# was that?" - Mayor of Hiroshima 9. "Where did all these *&%#ing Indians come from?" - Custer 8. "Any *&%#ing idiot could understand that." - Einstein 7. "It does SO *&%#ing look like her!" - Picasso 6. "How the *&%# did you work that out?" - Pythagorus 5. "You want WHAT on the *&%#ing ceiling?" - Michaelangelo 4. "I don't suppose it's gonna *&%#ing rain." - Joan of Arc 3. "Scattered *&%#ing showers...my ass!" - Noah 2. Ah, come on. Who the *&%# is gonna find out? - Bill Clinton Source http://www.emmitsburg.net/humor/archives/humerous/humorous_8.htm (Tom, Willow Pond Farm, Fairfield, Pa). |
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26 Dec 08 - 03:23 PM (#2525094) Subject: RE: BS: Quotes...what thy may have said From: Ed T Sorry meant "what they may have said. But, thy does make it more olde English:) |
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26 Dec 08 - 03:25 PM (#2525096) Subject: RE: BS: Quotes...what thy may have said From: Ed T I just want my *&%#ing stuff- OJ Simpson |
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26 Dec 08 - 04:18 PM (#2525132) Subject: RE: BS: Quotes...what thy may have said From: Alice "*&#@&^% You", said Dick Cheney. |
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26 Dec 08 - 04:22 PM (#2525134) Subject: RE: BS: Quotes...what thy may have said From: Alice (June 2004, Cheney drops the F word to Senator Leahy saying either F off or F yourself). |
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26 Dec 08 - 04:23 PM (#2525137) Subject: RE: BS: Quotes...what thy may have said From: Uncle_DaveO Alice, that's not what Cheney MAY have said; it's what he PROBABLY said! And no surprise. Dave Oesterreich |
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26 Dec 08 - 04:25 PM (#2525139) Subject: RE: BS: Quotes...what thy may have said From: Alice My SECOND post is probably what he said to Leahy, Dave. My first is what he MAY say on a daily basis to whomever. |
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26 Dec 08 - 04:35 PM (#2525142) Subject: RE: BS: Quotes...what thy may have said From: Ed T If we keep *&%#ing building them, American's will keep *&%#ing buying them - Chrysler Corp |
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26 Dec 08 - 06:23 PM (#2525193) Subject: RE: BS: Quotes...what thy may have said From: Bee-dubya-ell "There's no *&%#ing way the people of the US are going to elect a black man President!" - The entire membership of the Republican Party. |
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26 Dec 08 - 07:52 PM (#2525240) Subject: RE: BS: Quotes...what thy may have said From: heric *&%#ing *&%# *&%#i *&%#*&%#ing money *&%#i *&%#ing - Governor Blagojevich |
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26 Dec 08 - 07:54 PM (#2525242) Subject: RE: BS: Quotes...what thy may have said From: Liz the Squeak 'If you don't put that axe down this minute, you are so going to get a spanking young lady'... Mr and Mrs Borden to their daughter Lizzie |
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27 Dec 08 - 07:09 AM (#2525415) Subject: RE: BS: Quotes...what thy may have said From: kendall Where the f*&%*#$% are we? (Columbus) |
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27 Dec 08 - 08:32 AM (#2525442) Subject: RE: BS: Quotes...what they may have said From: Liz the Squeak No f&%$$e&%^g way are we gallivanting all the way to Bethlehem at this time of year! LTS |
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27 Dec 08 - 08:38 AM (#2525446) Subject: RE: BS: Quotes...what they may have said From: john f weldon How many elderly Canucks would remember: I did NOT say &^&&##@, I just said "Fuddle-Duddle". -Pierre Elliot Tudeau. |
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27 Dec 08 - 01:46 PM (#2525648) Subject: RE: BS: Quotes...what they may have said From: Dead Horse Iceberg! What f&%$$e&%^g iceberg? (Starboard lookout RMS Titanic) Them f&%$$e&%^g rebs wouldn't dare fire on us. (anon soldier at Fort Sumpter) Sink the f&%$$e&%^g thing anyway. (Maggie Thatcher re Belgrano) Who the f&%$$ is gonna vote for that Boris idiot? (Ken Livingstone) |
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27 Dec 08 - 06:37 PM (#2525791) Subject: RE: BS: Quotes...what they may have said From: Ed T I believe that marriage should only be between and man and a woman, and some of life's greatest *&%#ing opportunities come unexpectedly. Sarah Palin |
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27 Dec 08 - 06:46 PM (#2525797) Subject: RE: BS: Quotes...what they may have said From: Bill D "Yes, I KNOW there's 20 more f&%$$e&%^g words I can't say on TV, but I can't get them all into one f&%$$e&%^g sentence!" George Carlin |
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28 Dec 08 - 05:24 PM (#2526210) Subject: RE: BS: Quotes...what they may have said From: frogprince Admiral Farragut is always quoted as having said "Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead"; as a Navy veteran, I've always kinda suspected that he actually said "f&%$$ the torpedoes, full speed ahead". |
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28 Dec 08 - 10:40 PM (#2526343) Subject: RE: BS: Quotes...what they may have said From: Stephen L. Rich "OUCH! @%$#&% apples!" Sir Isaac Newton |
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29 Dec 08 - 01:36 AM (#2526371) Subject: RE: BS: Quotes...what they may have said From: Ythanside "You want to do what??? Go %X**//% yourself." Eve to Adam |
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29 Dec 08 - 03:59 AM (#2526394) Subject: RE: BS: Quotes...what they may have said From: Mr Red No one is ever gonna find out I am $%^&*!ing them. Madoff. |
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29 Dec 08 - 03:30 PM (#2526844) Subject: RE: BS: Quotes...what they may have said From: Ed T So, you dont like the &*^%$ing book, do you expect me to run and hide? Salman Rushdie |
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29 Dec 08 - 04:55 PM (#2526906) Subject: RE: BS: Quotes...what they may have said From: jeffp Get your $%^&*!ing nose out of the $%^&*!ing book and $%^&*!ing sing! Everybody else at the session. |
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29 Dec 08 - 05:33 PM (#2526918) Subject: RE: BS: Quotes...what they may have said From: Bill D LOL, JeffP |
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30 Dec 08 - 03:02 AM (#2527184) Subject: RE: BS: Quotes...what they may have said From: Stephen L. Rich "On the other hand, there's no here here either." Gertrude Stien |
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30 Dec 08 - 03:59 AM (#2527194) Subject: RE: BS: Quotes...what they may have said From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity To hard to pronounce, ..even harder to spell.....fuck it! |
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30 Dec 08 - 09:20 AM (#2527358) Subject: RE: BS: Quotes...what they may have said From: Ed T It's too %$#^%ing hard to fight. Afganistan Warlord, after taking NATO Viagra |