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10 Feb 09 - 03:13 PM (#2563037) Subject: BS: Too good to be buried (new bumper sticke From: katlaughing Didn't want this to get lost in the old bumper sticker thread, so I am starting a new one with it. Thought all of the shanty singers would like it: Dog is my co-pirate |
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10 Feb 09 - 03:23 PM (#2563050) Subject: RE: BS: Too good to be buried (new bumper sticker) From: jacqui.c LOL - I LIKE that one! |
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10 Feb 09 - 03:42 PM (#2563063) Subject: RE: BS: Too good to be buried (new bumper sticker) From: VirginiaTam giggle |
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10 Feb 09 - 03:48 PM (#2563068) Subject: RE: BS: Too good to be buried (new bumper sticker) From: John on the Sunset Coast Hmmm, Kat, is this making fun of dyslexics who can't pronounce their Rs? That is a Somali dog these days, is it not? Big Chuckles. |
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11 Feb 09 - 12:15 AM (#2563469) Subject: RE: BS: Too good to be buried (new bumper sticker) From: katlaughing Ah, "Somali dog" indeed!*bg* I saw another one which had a slightly different twist to it, today: Jesus died for you Because he couldn't live without you. |
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11 Feb 09 - 04:45 AM (#2563591) Subject: RE: BS: Too good to be buried (new bumper sticker) From: Gurney People who fly planes sometimes express the long-ago as "Since Pontius was a pilot!" I haven't had a licence since.... |
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11 Feb 09 - 04:50 AM (#2563597) Subject: RE: BS: Too good to be buried (new bumper sticker) From: John MacKenzie I remember one from years back, that said.... "Save gas...Fart in a bottle" |
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11 Feb 09 - 05:17 AM (#2563619) Subject: RE: BS: Too good to be buried (new bumper sticker) From: bald headed step child My favorite is still, "envision whirled peas" Usually seen on the back of a VW Beetle. BHSC |
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11 Feb 09 - 08:36 AM (#2563739) Subject: RE: BS: Too good to be buried (new bumper sticker) From: Nigel Parsons There's a standard bumper sticker: "I slow down for horses" I want one that says: "I slow down for horses, And for caravans, but not by choice!" |
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12 Feb 09 - 04:27 AM (#2564692) Subject: RE: BS: Too good to be buried (new bumper sticker) From: Gurney I've always liked the old "Eschew Obfuscation." |
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12 Feb 09 - 06:10 AM (#2564736) Subject: RE: BS: Too good to be buried (new bumper sticker) From: JohnInKansas At the risk of appearing sexist, the one often cited as "the scariest" is the vanity plate (which I've seen from at least four states, in photos on the web): PMS 24/7 (It's supposed to be a warning not to tail-gate?) John |
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12 Feb 09 - 07:35 AM (#2564786) Subject: RE: BS: Too good to be buried (new bumper sticker) From: kendall My favorite is still from the Watergate era..IMPEACH THE COX SACKER |
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12 Feb 09 - 11:02 AM (#2564940) Subject: RE: BS: Too good to be buried (new bumper sticker) From: Donuel Allow Bush Cheney to share a cell |
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12 Feb 09 - 12:55 PM (#2565063) Subject: RE: BS: Too good to be buried (new bumper sticker) From: robomatic Some folks I know claimed they made and mounted their own bumper sticker: Jesus died for your sins Make it worth his while! |
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12 Feb 09 - 08:13 PM (#2565488) Subject: RE: BS: Too good to be buried (new bumper sticker) From: EBarnacle Maybe its because I have worked in the renal field but that bumper sticker sounds like an encouragement to donate your organs. |
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12 Feb 09 - 10:10 PM (#2565570) Subject: RE: BS: Too good to be buried (new bumper sticker) From: Rapparee I put a sign on my office door: Due to budgetary constraints, we have been forced to turn off the light at the end of the tunnel. |
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27 Apr 18 - 11:39 AM (#3920391) Subject: RE: BS: Too good to be buried (new bumper sticker) From: keberoxu Just saw a bumper sticker on a parked car: it's in caps, but I won't do the all-caps in repeating it. At Least The War On The Environment Is Going Well |
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27 Apr 18 - 07:50 PM (#3920522) Subject: RE: BS: Too good to be buried (new bumper sticker) From: michaelr Being in the printing trade, I have made my own bumper stickers. Examples: SINNERS HAVE MORE FUN THIS VEHICLE MAKES WEIRD TURNS IF YOU'RE NOT OUTRAGED YOU'RE NOT PAYING ATTENTION ANY FUNCTIONING ADULT 2020 |
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27 Apr 18 - 08:48 PM (#3920533) Subject: RE: BS: Too good to be buried (new bumper sticker) From: Steve Shaw Not a bumper sticker, but I saw it in a tat shop today on one of those signs you can buy: WARNING: TRESSPASSERS WILL BE SHOT. SURVIVORS WILL BE SHOT AGAIN." This one was a real bumper sticker. God save me from forum swearing but I have to do it now. We have loads of signs on the backs of vans and trucks here saying things like "Well driven? Ring xxxxxxx or visit xxxx.co.uk..." Well this bumper sticker said "Badly driven? Go to gofuckyourself.co.uk..." |
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27 Apr 18 - 09:12 PM (#3920540) Subject: RE: BS: Too good to be buried (new bumper sticker) From: Rapparee I saw one a few years ago that read "Don't Re-Elect Anybody." |
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27 Apr 18 - 09:38 PM (#3920551) Subject: RE: BS: Too good to be buried (new bumper sticker) From: Steve Shaw Seen on the side of a bulk tanker that collects waste from septic tanks: this tanker is full of politicians' promises." |
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27 Apr 18 - 10:53 PM (#3920556) Subject: RE: BS: Too good to be buried (new bumper sticker) From: meself I like the idea of "Too good to be buried!", myself. |
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30 Apr 18 - 02:50 AM (#3921049) Subject: RE: BS: Too good to be buried (new bumper sticker) From: Rusty Dobro 'I may be old, but I saw all the best bands!' |
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30 Apr 18 - 07:10 AM (#3921082) Subject: RE: BS: Too good to be buried (new bumper sticker) From: Mrrzy Best vanity tag/personalized plates: MU67LY |
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30 Apr 18 - 09:29 AM (#3921121) Subject: RE: BS: Too good to be buried (new bumper sticker) From: Donuel that took a minute,thanks Politically unfunny and/or undecipherable; Folkvangr VA Hospital, Trump Valhalla Resorts, Dictmocratic-Judicial-Transition, EPA = Eliminated Protection Agency, Get Rich then love Trump, Make the BUND great again. Trump's Peace Prize is biggest |
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30 Apr 18 - 10:06 AM (#3921133) Subject: RE: BS: Too good to be buried (new bumper sticker) From: Jim Carroll I've always liked the somewhat sexist one I saw in London years ago: "Your family may not have been on the Mayflower but your daughter certainly came across last night" Jim Carroll |
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30 Apr 18 - 12:57 PM (#3921160) Subject: RE: BS: Too good to be buried (new bumper sticker) From: leeneia First sticker: MY CHILD IS AN HONOR STUDENT AT SUCHANDSUCH SCHOOL. Second sticker: MY KID CAN BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOUR HONOR STUDENT Sticker I would like to add to 2nd car: DRIVER IS ILLITERATE AND UNAWARE OF WHAT HIS BUMBERSTICKER ACTUALLY SAYS. |
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30 Apr 18 - 01:01 PM (#3921162) Subject: RE: BS: Too good to be buried (new bumper sticker) From: Jim Carroll One I saw recently IF YOU CAN READ THIS YOU ARE...... OH SHIT Jim Carroll |
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30 Apr 18 - 05:08 PM (#3921219) Subject: RE: BS: Too good to be buried (new bumper sticker) From: frogprince So far as I know, I can claim this sticker concept as original: "God is my co-pilot; He steers while I text". |
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30 Apr 18 - 09:00 PM (#3921249) Subject: RE: BS: Too good to be buried (new bumper sticker) From: Sandra in Sydney brilliant, frogprince I've thought for years that many of our drivers know they are god/goddess/ruler of the universe & that the road rules don't apply to them. Sydney's drivers need 200% concentration to deal with these drivers who change lanes & ignore speed limits or are texting as they drive. I recently watched a gi-normous 4-wheeldrive (SUV) approaching me whose driver had one hand on the wheel, the other was holding what I assumed was his his mobile (cell) phone because his eyes were glued to whatever he was holding - fortunately he was using cruise control so was not in any danger of straying out of his lane ... |
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01 May 18 - 12:44 PM (#3921416) Subject: RE: BS: Too good to be buried (new bumper sticker) From: leeneia Sandra, cruise control only controls your speed. Steering is up to the driver. Such foolishness is all too common. I'm sorry you were put at risk. |
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01 May 18 - 01:36 PM (#3921427) Subject: RE: BS: Too good to be buried (new bumper sticker) From: meself leeneai: that was my initial reaction - then I realized that Sandra was being sarcastic (re: cruise control). I think! |
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03 May 18 - 01:50 PM (#3921895) Subject: RE: BS: Too good to be buried (new bumper sticker) From: leeneia Oh. Okay. |
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04 May 18 - 02:26 PM (#3922166) Subject: RE: BS: Too good to be buried (new bumper sticker) From: keberoxu Observed, within the past hour, on the back of a weatherbeaten black sedan in my lane of traffic: Just Because I Drive A SUBARU Doesn't Mean I'm A Liberal (eastern Massachusetts, US) |
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06 May 18 - 10:23 PM (#3922610) Subject: RE: BS: Too good to be buried (new bumper sticker) From: Hobart Spotted on the back of a Cooper Mini: Does this car make my butt look fat? |
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07 May 18 - 05:52 PM (#3922788) Subject: RE: BS: Too good to be buried (new bumper sticker) From: wysiwyg What if we destroy the planet before Jesus gets back? |
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07 May 18 - 05:54 PM (#3922789) Subject: RE: BS: Too good to be buried (new bumper sticker) From: wysiwyg “It's hard to convince people that you're killing them for their own good.” — Molly Ivins |
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07 May 18 - 08:02 PM (#3922794) Subject: RE: BS: Too good to be buried (new bumper sticker) From: gillymor Back when bumper stickers declaring "My Other Car is a Mercedes" were popular I spied one on a rusty old Chevy Impala that claimed "My Other Car is also a Piece of Shit". |