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BS: First Celebrity Swine Flu Death

14 May 09 - 12:56 PM (#2631798)
Subject: BS: First Celebrity Swine Flu Death
From: VirginiaTam

Be warned.

The result of interspecies unprotected sex.


14 May 09 - 12:57 PM (#2631799)
Subject: RE: BS: First Celebrity Swine Flu Death
From: Stu

It's not easy being green.


14 May 09 - 01:13 PM (#2631808)
Subject: RE: BS: First Celebrity Swine Flu Death
From: Amos

Kermie?? Oh, no!!! Not Kermie!!!! You mean all those rumors about Miss Piggie were...were....true???? Oh, the humanity.....


14 May 09 - 04:59 PM (#2631980)
Subject: RE: BS: First Celebrity Swine Flu Death
From: Desert Dancer

I don't know if "humanity" applies here...


14 May 09 - 05:21 PM (#2631994)
Subject: RE: BS: First Celebrity Swine Flu Death
From: astro

I wonder if his legs are still good? Yum...

astro....


14 May 09 - 05:56 PM (#2632015)
Subject: RE: BS: First Celebrity Swine Flu Death
From: Stilly River Sage

That's not even funny! You'll scare the bejeezus out of any small children you show that to, and the smart urban ones will know its a fake, and it was worse--Kermit didn't die of swine flu, he hit the third rail.


14 May 09 - 06:25 PM (#2632042)
Subject: RE: BS: First Celebrity Swine Flu Death
From: artbrooks

Are you sure it was swine flu? I have always thought Miss Piggy wasn't anywhere near as pure as she acted.


14 May 09 - 08:51 PM (#2632129)
Subject: RE: BS: First Celebrity Swine Flu Death
From: Peace

I don't know why the past tense and not present continuous . . . .


15 May 09 - 06:11 PM (#2632880)
Subject: RE: BS: First Celebrity Swine Flu Death
From: Rog Peek

If kermit died as a result of cotracting swine flu, does that mean we've a pandemic of 'Frog Flu' headed our way?
Rog


15 May 09 - 08:03 PM (#2632955)
Subject: RE: BS: First Celebrity Swine Flu Death
From: TheSnail

What's green and turns red at the push of a button?


15 May 09 - 10:55 PM (#2633025)
Subject: RE: BS: First Celebrity Swine Flu Death
From: Art Thieme

Actually it was Miss Piggy who is dead. She was deep throating the boy and (scroll down)












She got a frog in her throat!

Love,
Art


16 May 09 - 03:27 AM (#2633119)
Subject: RE: BS: First Celebrity Swine Flu Death
From: Phot

Can you squeal like a pig boy? (Cue banjo!)


I'll get me coat!

Wassail!! Chris