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08 Jun 09 - 09:10 AM (#2651261) Subject: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!! From: SINSULL This will drive Joe Offer nuts. LOL For your birthday I have not sent you a singing, dancing, light up and burn anything. Enjoy! Mary |
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08 Jun 09 - 09:40 AM (#2651284) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!! From: gnu Naughty girl! Happies at ya Spaw. And a good swift one. |
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08 Jun 09 - 09:41 AM (#2651285) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!! From: jacqui.c Many happies once again Mr Spaw. Live long, die happy. |
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08 Jun 09 - 09:52 AM (#2651296) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!! From: maeve Don't it just figger that Mr. 'Spaw gets double birthday threads? He must sumpin' special. Sending happies through the air; nonreturnable so you have to use 'em. maeve |
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08 Jun 09 - 10:41 AM (#2651317) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!! From: Amos Oh, now you've done it Mister Mammalucca. You're in the soup right to the nuts. Hot water, boyo. Two burfday threads in the Land of Offer is, well...it's like a sparerib barbecue in Fallujah, if you see what I mean. It's like, um, significantly non-droll. A |
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08 Jun 09 - 11:41 AM (#2651358) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!! From: Micca Happy Birthday Spaw..... Ok Mary Who DID you get to send it ??????? |
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08 Jun 09 - 12:08 PM (#2651385) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!! From: katlaughing Hmmph...maybe you are the evil twin afterall?! I mean why else would you get TWO birthday threads? (Well, other than Mary being *cute* and trying to piss off Joe on your behalf.) Well, no matter, we love you and wish you many, many more!! Thanks for being here, darlin'! luvyakat |
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08 Jun 09 - 12:17 PM (#2651390) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!! From: Bill D Ok, 'spaw...now that you're officially older, you may cease pretending to be shocked at anything in the WTF sex thread. When you get 'really' old, like...ummm... me, you will barely remember what it was you were ever shocked about. ☺ Now, if Joe Offer is reading this thread, I think he owes YOU above all, one teeny little B-Day greeting....maybe of the sweet, gentle, friendly kick in the nuts sort that you so selflessly share with others at times. Anyway... **FELICITOUS NATAL GREETINGS** ...or something like that. |
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08 Jun 09 - 12:36 PM (#2651406) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!! From: Little Hawk Yeah, Bill. I think the best argument in favor of reincarnation is that one gets a chance to find sex new, exciting, and mysterious all over again. I don't know about the rest of you, but I can hardly wait. ;-D Spaw? Blow out the candles, fer Crissake and be done with it! Get outta here. You'd had yer fifteen minutes of fame for 2009. I don't want to hear any more of this crap until this time next year. |
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08 Jun 09 - 01:26 PM (#2651447) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!! From: Bee-dubya-ell Here's a poem on your birthday, Spaw This poem has lots of class It does not say "Go fuck yourself!" Or "Shove it up your ass!" It doesn't call you "Shit for brains" Or "Broke-dick mamalucca" It just says "Happy birthday To you, flatulent old fucker!" |
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08 Jun 09 - 03:10 PM (#2651540) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!! From: fat B****rd Two Birthdays !! How like the life of our Majesty the Queen. ATB from Charlie |
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08 Jun 09 - 03:32 PM (#2651555) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!! From: gnu You mean ITB? |
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08 Jun 09 - 06:13 PM (#2651681) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!! From: ranger1 No, Spaw, I took one for the team this year with the hideous, singing, dancing (please, won't someone shoot it for me?) it'll-probably-burst-into-flames-at-any-moment novelty item. The true novelty to me is why anyone would have manufactured it in the first place, but here you are. Spaw, you owe me big time... |
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08 Jun 09 - 06:18 PM (#2651685) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!! From: ranger1 Oh, and the link is to the super-deluxe version. I got the cheap ass one, it sings four songs, badly. |
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08 Jun 09 - 06:22 PM (#2651688) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!! From: Rapparee Happy Birthday to you Your nose is so red You're another year older And soon you'll be dead. |
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09 Jun 09 - 10:18 AM (#2652202) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!! From: catspaw49 I want to thank you all of you for these, uh.............hmmm......let's just call them birthday messages. And on not one but TWO threads!!! You make me feel, uh........yeah............once again words escape me............lessee here.........they make me feel....................hmm.......................well, I think somewhere between nauseous and loved but more like you might feel after a night of wild sex with an aardvark but somewhat less than after pulling a Carradine....... Anyway............Many thanks. Karen made me a strawberry pie that was simply beyond belief.....totally from scratch with ground pecans in the crust. The filling was heavy cream whipped with cream cheese.....fantastic. I recall that Bill D. quit counting years when he turned 60 and he seems to be doing well now at 70 so I think I'll take that as a good sign, do the same, and look forward to 70. Many thanks to one and all. Spaw |
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09 Jun 09 - 10:42 AM (#2652225) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!! From: Amos Buck the Karaoke Deer has been discontinued. This makes him rare and much more valuable. A |
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09 Jun 09 - 11:02 AM (#2652235) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!! From: Fortunato 'spaw. I see you've spent another year lazing about, accomplishing slightly less than Jack Shit, adding no value whatsoever, and apart from eating, farting and making human manure, you've nothing to show for it. congrats, chance |
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09 Jun 09 - 01:43 PM (#2652373) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!! From: Wesley S Didn't you have a birthday last year? Aren't you old enough yet? |
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09 Jun 09 - 01:47 PM (#2652378) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!! From: alanabit Yup. Hope it was a good one Spaw. |
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09 Jun 09 - 01:49 PM (#2652379) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!! From: Little Hawk Holy SHIT!!!!!!!! Buck the Singing and Talking Deer is incredible! Omigod. I've got to have one. Omigod. Where can I get one? This beats Billy Bigmouth Bass totally. Omigod. |
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09 Jun 09 - 02:23 PM (#2652401) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!! From: gnu "... pulling a Carradine..." Ahhhh, I thought he did that himself? Are you being sought for questioning? ... or... nevermind. |
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09 Jun 09 - 04:24 PM (#2652533) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!! From: SINSULL PM me your address Little Hawk. They are at every yard sale between South Portland and Canada. |
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09 Jun 09 - 04:25 PM (#2652536) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!! From: Little Hawk Awright! |
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09 Jun 09 - 05:34 PM (#2652618) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!! From: gnu Make sure you get one that smells like the wife banished it to the garage for years and then said, "It has to go." More "authentic". You might have to pay extra, of course, but I am sure LH will be keen. |
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09 Jun 09 - 05:48 PM (#2652638) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!! From: Rapparee Did you all know that there will be a singing and sort-of dancing Spaw available by Christmas? This will be The Next Big Thing! |
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09 Jun 09 - 05:51 PM (#2652644) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!! From: gnu But, you gotta keep it outside, right? Lots of wind? |
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09 Jun 09 - 10:59 PM (#2652854) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!! From: ranger1 LH, I have one that I would be more than happy to send you. |
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10 Jun 09 - 11:06 AM (#2653167) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!! From: Fortunato Like the ever popular Tickle Me Elmo, we give you the Screw Me 'Spaw. Wind it up and it belches, farts and lies down in a suggestive posture? |
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10 Jun 09 - 12:55 PM (#2653265) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!! From: Little Hawk Does it still work, Ranger1? I don't want the deer without the music and the talking. I plan to use it to torture my friends at song circle. ;-) We meet in a sort of craftshop building where the deer would look great mounted on the wall. Please tell me it still works! If it does, I'll get in touch and send you my address. **** Man, if ONLY it was this easy to arrange a date with Winona Ryder. Sheesh! |
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10 Jun 09 - 01:02 PM (#2653270) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!! From: Rapparee It is, but why would you want to mount her head on a wall? |
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10 Jun 09 - 01:06 PM (#2653273) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!! From: Little Hawk Oh, for heaven's sake!..... (snort!) |
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10 Jun 09 - 01:43 PM (#2653301) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!! From: gnu It's not her head he wants to mount. |
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10 Jun 09 - 01:52 PM (#2653309) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!! From: Little Hawk Yes, well... (cough) I thought of that too, but I didn't say it. |
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10 Jun 09 - 02:13 PM (#2653325) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!! From: Amos I don't think LH wants to be a mountee. A |
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10 Jun 09 - 02:18 PM (#2653330) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!! From: gnu Are you questioning? |
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10 Jun 09 - 03:19 PM (#2653373) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!! From: ranger1 OK, the Buddy Buck works. It's not Buck the Karaoke Deer. It sings four truly hideous songs: Doo Wah Diddy, Born to Be Alive, Born to Be Wild and Home on the Range. It flaps its ears, its snout wiggles and its mouth moves (but whether the lip movements match the words, I really couldn't say), and I think its head moves back and forth. It really is hideous and scares the dog. Oh, hell, it scares me my SO as well. Little Hawk, you want it and its yours, I'll even pay the postage! |
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10 Jun 09 - 05:30 PM (#2653477) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!! From: Little Hawk Wow. Okay, I will PM you shortly about this. ;-D |
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05 Jun 11 - 07:30 PM (#3165659) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!! From: Amos Hey, ya lazy bum--I am glad to see you are even HAVING a birthday. Never mind if it is happy or not. Just keep on counting, ya dumb jadrool!! |
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05 Jun 11 - 07:49 PM (#3165672) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!! From: gnu Well fuck me sideways with a wire brush. At yer age yer still able ta sit up an take nourishement ya broke dick malamucous? I shall turkey and broccccili fart in yer honour. Hey, I paid $1.29 a pound for the turkey and the greens were cheap too. All I gotta do is add some cheddar and it'll be ripe for you. That's my rhyme and now I'll go and leave any more to Amaos the Calleefornian. |
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05 Jun 11 - 08:00 PM (#3165677) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!! From: Bobert Well, gol danged... If I knew this was goin' on I'd a vacuum packed a couple surprises fir ya', Spawzer... Oh well... Get the Reg Boyz to come by after stoppin' off at the beanery and you'll get my drift here... Hope it's a good 'un... I know it sho nuff beats the ICU ward... B~ |
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05 Jun 11 - 08:01 PM (#3165679) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!! From: SINSULL SIGH! Happy Birthday, Pat. Love, SINS |
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05 Jun 11 - 08:35 PM (#3165702) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!! From: katlaughing Happy Birthday, Peaches! SO glad you are here!! luvyakat |
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05 Jun 11 - 09:01 PM (#3165713) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!! From: olddude Happy Birthday Bro Love ya Dan |
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05 Jun 11 - 09:15 PM (#3165718) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!! From: Little Hawk Another year gone by, eh? And I'm still lazier than you are. ;-) |
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05 Jun 11 - 10:44 PM (#3165745) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!! From: Gurney Several happy returns, 'Spaw. (Can't be too ambitious when you are older than dirt, I've found.) |
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05 Jun 11 - 11:23 PM (#3165754) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!! From: Janie So very glad to be wishing you a happy birthday and a coming year with many joys. You da best! Janie |
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05 Jun 11 - 11:31 PM (#3165755) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!! From: ChanteyLass Yes, happy birthday from me, too. |
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06 Jun 11 - 03:37 AM (#3165818) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!! From: John MacKenzie Well Spaw, you said you were looking forward to 70, I'm not. Hell, I'm 68, and not looking forward to 69. (never thought I'd say that) Keep going, you'll catch me up one day, and in the meantime, I hope you had a great birthday. |
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06 Jun 11 - 03:47 AM (#3165824) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!! From: Sandra in Sydney happy birthday - keep celebrating! |
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06 Jun 11 - 09:40 AM (#3165933) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!! From: Mrrzy Happy and windy birthday! |
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06 Jun 11 - 12:41 PM (#3166026) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!! From: Little Hawk ...but not windier. |
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06 Jun 11 - 01:58 PM (#3166070) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!! From: gnu 70? I thought you were 49. |
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06 Jun 11 - 02:17 PM (#3166073) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!! From: Lonesome EJ Spaw, your birthday pie was heavy cream, cream cheese and strawberries? And you are the guy with the ticker condition? I figured you for a birthday chard salad with carrot shreds. Maybe I WILL send you that White castle gift certificate after all! Happy Day, Bro! |
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06 Jun 11 - 05:55 PM (#3166184) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!! From: GUEST,Russ Best Wishes to you. Russ (Permanent GUEST) |
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06 Jun 11 - 06:15 PM (#3166196) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!! From: alanabit Happy Birthday Spaw. May you circle the sun many more times! |
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06 Jun 11 - 09:06 PM (#3166262) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!! From: Micca Happy Birthday Cousin Spaw There once was a fella called Spaw Who munched his fresh vegetables raw His rumblings abdominal Were simply phenomenal his emissions broke Pollution Law Greenpeace treehuggers said its a shame And made protests that blackened his name Spaw said "I don't care Kiss my derriere It's just my supply of Methane" |
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06 Jun 11 - 09:09 PM (#3166263) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!! From: maeve I'm glad you be you, so do be do be do....and have many more Happy Natal Days. |
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07 Jun 11 - 03:22 AM (#3166351) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!! From: mouldy Happy (belated) birthday, mate. Only got back from Southern Counties yesterday (festival). Andrea xxxx |
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07 Jun 11 - 05:17 AM (#3166396) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!! From: Roger the Skiffler Just don't light the candles and tuirn round.STAND BACK from the cake, Oh NO! BRRRRMPH!!!!!!!!!!! Where are my eyebrows? Anyone hurt? RtS |
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07 Jun 11 - 10:25 AM (#3166515) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!! From: jacqui.c Happy natal day Spaw - I am so glad to see this day after the past year's dramas! Here's to many more birthdays to come. Live long, die happy. xxxxxxx |
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07 Jun 11 - 12:09 PM (#3166551) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!! From: Dave Swan Many Happy Returns of the Day ol' pal. May you eructate for many years to come. D |
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07 Jun 11 - 02:55 PM (#3166640) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!! From: fat B****rd Happy Birthday to you Spaw. |
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07 Jun 11 - 03:52 PM (#3166667) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!! From: Geoff the Duck Hey Spaw - Just checked start date for this thread. It says your ACTUAL Birthday was in June 09! What you doin' havin' another??? Quack! Geoff. |
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07 Jun 11 - 04:57 PM (#3166701) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!! From: AllisonA(Animaterra) Love to you, ol' pal! |
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07 Jun 11 - 05:36 PM (#3166726) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!! From: Donuel This one was a real accomplishment SPAW. Stayw ell and happy. At least as happy as a person who knows the score can be. |
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08 Jun 11 - 02:52 PM (#3167217) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!! From: gnu Today is the day... got yer cup on? |
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09 Jun 11 - 06:31 AM (#3167528) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!! From: catspaw49 Ah yes, t'was a great day starting with a trip to the Docs to get Karen a poison ivy shot. She looks as if I beat the hell out of her but the good ol' shot started working pretty quick and by nightfall she could see out of her right eye again! The plus side of this is that she is off work til Monday night.......a great birthday present as far as I'm concerned. But we also bought a new grill awhile back (charcoal) and are grilling like crazy. Karen really loves to grill and I love the prep work.......once again we are backwards of most couples...............Had some fantastic ribs last night with a cheesecake for dessert. Thanks once again to all of you who chimed in again this year but thanks even more for all the good thoughts that have come my way this past year and indeed ALL the many years we have spent here at the 'Cat. Whether I'm on a little as of lately or a lot, the importance of this place in my life remains the same and the friendship of so many of you continues to be one of those things so amazing that words can't begin to describe it. Thanks.............. Spaw |
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09 Jun 11 - 06:33 AM (#3167529) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!! From: John MacKenzie You're welcome! |
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09 Jun 11 - 03:36 PM (#3167864) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!! From: catspaw49 Well geeziz Gioko, I didn't mean you ferchrissakes............ Awww what the hell......you too! Spaw |
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03 Jun 12 - 01:07 PM (#3358805) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!! From: wysiwyg It's due again-- for 2012 (I believe it's the 7th). Does it still feel like this....You make me feel, uh........ yeah............once again words escape me............ lessee here......... they make me feel.................... hmm....................... well, I think somewhere between nauseous and loved but more like you might feel after a night of wild sex with an aardvark but somewhat less than after pulling a Carradine.......? ~Susan |
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03 Jun 12 - 02:15 PM (#3358828) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!! From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp What? It's yer birthday again? Geez, well that explains the crappy weather, don't it? I bet the weather is always crap on yer birthday, Catspaw, coz that fits right in with the cosmic pattern, right? From crap you came, in crap you dwell, to crap you will one day return. Just knowin' that today is yer birthday puts a whole new light on the day. Yessiree. I knew it was gonna be a lousy day the moment I opened my eyes this mornin' and looked out the window. There is only one thing to do under these circumstances. Drink and drink heavily. Yup, this is a day to get fairly well oiled and try to keep one's mind from dwellin' on the more unpleasant side of life. With that in mind, I am gonna go down to Frankie's and order a double and just kick back fer awhile, and count my blessings that I ain't a dumbass human.........like you. Oh, and by the way...I hate Dachshunds. You got me confused with someone else, see? He likes 'em. I don't. - Chongo |
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03 Jun 12 - 03:02 PM (#3358840) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!! From: kendall Have a funny one. |
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03 Jun 12 - 03:08 PM (#3358843) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!! From: Rapparee Try to avoid unhappiness, even though you'll certainly fail. |
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03 Jun 12 - 04:57 PM (#3358863) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!! From: DougR Have a happy one, Spaw! DougR |
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03 Jun 12 - 05:11 PM (#3358869) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!! From: gnu I shall fete you with a large rare steak dripping with garlic and onions and wash it down with copious quantities of Bud. If we happen to break wind at the same time, the eastern states and Maritimes will score high on the rectum scale. If you get into the sausages and such, let me know and we spell off so there isn't too much damage. Happies atchya, bud! |
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03 Jun 12 - 05:45 PM (#3358880) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!! From: Beer After what Gnu said there is nothing to add except have a great birthday whatever you plan to do. Adrien |
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03 Jun 12 - 06:02 PM (#3358888) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!! From: Rapparee I do so hope that it's a ripping one! |
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03 Jun 12 - 07:05 PM (#3358905) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!! From: Lonesome EJ Who the hell thought we'd get this old, Pal? That's reason enough to celebrate! "Growing old and thinking young is no sin," as the song says. |
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03 Jun 12 - 07:11 PM (#3358910) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!! From: katlaughing Happy Birthday, darlin',luvyakat |
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03 Jun 12 - 07:20 PM (#3358914) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!! From: GUEST,999 Money's short And times are hard, So here's your fuckin' Birthday card. Best wishes, Pat. B |
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03 Jun 12 - 07:57 PM (#3358931) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!! From: Janie Do hatchlings actually have birthdays? I'm a bit cornfused as to whether today is your birthday or not, so I guess I'll post sumpin every day between now and say...June 9th? Just keep fartin' around, luv, and I gather you don't particularly need a birthday supper of kale and pinto beans to do so - gawd, Karen is a saint, I say, a bonafide saint, but you can't tell it to look at her - hard to see the eyes when the person has to wear a gas mask when at home.... |
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03 Jun 12 - 08:02 PM (#3358932) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!! From: catspaw49 Well, while its actually the 8th, I'll take all the good wishes or friendly farts that come my way whenever they get here by whatever means........Please don't send me a fart filled envelope as the last one of those I got arrived with a strong message from the Post Office. Also don't send suggestions for making Possum Stew. Cleigh is getting up in years and that sort of thing is very upsetting to him. Spaw |
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03 Jun 12 - 08:06 PM (#3358936) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!! From: Bobert Wow!!! Big year, heh, Spawzer??? Let's not do a re-do, ya hear??? Let this one just be peaceful, no firework, no hospitals, just peace and we'll see ya' back here next year... Got it??? Great... Hope it was a good 'un... B~ |
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03 Jun 12 - 08:52 PM (#3358960) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!! From: GUEST,Russ Spaw, Glad to hear that you're still hanging in there. Cheers. Russ (Permanent GUEST) |
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03 Jun 12 - 08:54 PM (#3358961) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!! From: ChanteyLass Early happy birthday wishes from me, too. |
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03 Jun 12 - 09:04 PM (#3358965) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!! From: gnu "still hanging in there" What has his dick got to do with another Bday? Unless that is more than I need to know. In which case, I hope he keeps it to himself. |
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03 Jun 12 - 09:23 PM (#3358969) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!! From: Rapparee Live a little on your birthday! Roast Possum with Spiced Apples and Sweet Potatoes Flour Salt and freshly ground black pepper 1 tsp Thyme 1 Possum; dressed, washed, and patted dry 1/2 c Red wine 1 1/4 c Water 4 Sweet potatoes; pared and split lengthwise 4 Apples; pared, cored, and halved 1 c Brown sugar 1/2 tsp Allspice 3/4 tsp Ground cinnamon 1/2 tsp Nutmeg Mix flour, salt, pepper, and thyme and rub inside and outside the animal. Place on rack in roasting pan. Add the wine and water, cover tightly, and roast in a preheated 350 degree oven for about an hour. Pour off all but a cup of the liquid. Lay the sweet potatoes in the pan, cover, and continue roasting 45 minutes. Now lay in the cored and halved apples amid the sweet potatoes and sprinkle both fruit and vegetables with a mixture of the sugar and the spices. Continue to roast, with the roaster now uncovered, for another 30 minutes, or until the possum is tender. |
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03 Jun 12 - 09:53 PM (#3358978) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!! From: Sandy Mc Lean All the best but after gnu's message I hope to Hell that I can keep up wind! |
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03 Jun 12 - 10:44 PM (#3358986) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!! From: katlaughing BTW, I forgot...Rog says he wants to talk to Karen about who got which evil twin...he says I've been acting a little unusual of late...(actually, he's thinkin' maybe lawsuit, twins switched at birth, actual parents and ex-spouses of wrong twins, sue for millions...think about it, ya see?) |
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04 Jun 12 - 04:27 AM (#3359037) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!! From: Sandra in Sydney early birthday greetings sandra (who usually sends belated greetings!) |
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04 Jun 12 - 06:32 AM (#3359057) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!! From: freda underhill haaaappy barfday 'Spaw & all the best freda |
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04 Jun 12 - 09:39 AM (#3359101) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!! From: alanabit Happy Birthday Spaw! |
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04 Jun 12 - 09:44 AM (#3359102) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!! From: Amos Jeeze, I was trying to ignore this thread, 'cuz I figured if I didn't post to it it would go away, and then Spaw wouldn't be older. And a lot of other claptrap. So now I checked to see and it's still here. But Spaw's birthday is over! Yay! So it would be meaningless to post to it. So I ain't a-gonna. A |
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04 Jun 12 - 10:13 AM (#3359113) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!! From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp Possum stew? That sounds real good. I checked at the local Italian grocery. They don't have it. So where can I get some? - Chongo |
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04 Jun 12 - 10:52 AM (#3359125) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!! From: GUEST,999 Missed yer chance, you idiot! We said, "Round up a possum." |
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04 Jun 12 - 11:06 PM (#3359379) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!! From: Janie 4 days to go, but whose counting, eh? |
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05 Jun 12 - 08:08 AM (#3359507) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!! From: bbc Well, Pat, real birthdate or not, it's been a long ride & I'm glad to be on it with you. Best wishes, always! love, Barbara (waiting to hear when I need to go to Maine) |
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05 Jun 12 - 02:39 PM (#3359642) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!! From: fat B****rd All the best in advance, Spaw. Charlie. |
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05 Jun 12 - 04:51 PM (#3359698) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!! From: Janie Another day closer to being another year older! (Wait a minute, that applies to everybody.) I'm surprised you haven't been over on the explosives thread, telling lies (and maybe not lies) about your youthful exploits, back in the day.... |
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06 Jun 12 - 11:18 AM (#3359994) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!! From: catspaw49 I can't wait til my birthday! Mainly because Karen and I will do our first "road trip" and date since her surgery. Just to Columbus but still a decent test. We'll eat lunch at our favorite Thai joint. She's doing great! AND.....In really BIG news.......My new meat slicer will arrive! We'll throw some roasts on the smoker this weekend and have some great deli-thin slices for sandwiches! Spaw |
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06 Jun 12 - 11:34 AM (#3360002) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!! From: ranger1 That's it, PARTY AT SPAW'S! |
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06 Jun 12 - 12:15 PM (#3360025) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!! From: topical tom Happy Birthday, Spaw and have a great year! |
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06 Jun 12 - 11:10 PM (#3360328) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!! From: Joe Offer Actually, have a happy actual birthday, Señor Spaw. I'm actually glad that you were actually born, actually. -Joe- |
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06 Jun 12 - 11:20 PM (#3360334) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!! From: Janie Hatched, Joe. Hatched. |
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07 Jun 12 - 02:45 PM (#3360576) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!! From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp Hey, sucker....I just went out and bought you a nice new birthday card. Here's what it looks like: --- - Chongo |
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07 Jun 12 - 03:26 PM (#3360591) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!! From: Rapparee How about a road trip to Elkhart, Indiana, Spaw? |
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07 Jun 12 - 03:46 PM (#3360600) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!! From: AllisonA(Animaterra) You made another one! All the best, dear Spaw! |
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07 Jun 12 - 07:55 PM (#3360696) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!! From: ranger1 Happy birthday, Spaw. May no singing, dancing, self-igniting wind-up toys from Maine grace your mailbox. |
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07 Jun 12 - 08:34 PM (#3360713) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!! From: Lonesome EJ My God is this "Spaw's Birthday" shit STILL going on? I thought Christmas season was a long-ass haul, but didn't we start celebrating this asshole's birthday in early May? What were the previous threads before the "actual" thread? "Plans for Spaw's Birthday?" "Spaw's Birthday...here before ya know it!"? Sheesh |
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07 Jun 12 - 10:25 PM (#3360768) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!! From: Amos Not to mention the "SPecilal Spaw PRe-Birthday Extravaganza Mega-SALE!!!" featuring big discounts on everything from miniature dildoes to whoopee cushions. A |
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07 Jun 12 - 10:39 PM (#3360776) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!! From: Janie The eve of 'Spaw's birthday. The world waits with bated (held) breath. |
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07 Jun 12 - 11:26 PM (#3360790) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!! From: Lonesome EJ Every child will lie awake tonight, their noses on alert for the mere whiff of methane. |
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08 Jun 12 - 09:07 AM (#3360898) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!! From: SINSULL Happy Birthcay, Sunshine! SINS |
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08 Jun 12 - 01:26 PM (#3360955) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!! From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp Here's another neat-o birthday present for ya, chump. Click off the damn ad at the 3 second mark, and get ready for the good stuff! Learn some sexy dance moves! - Chongo |
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08 Jun 12 - 01:33 PM (#3360958) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!! From: gnu PFFFFFFFFFT! |
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08 Jun 12 - 02:15 PM (#3360974) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!! From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp Yeah? Well... same to you, buddy! - Chongo |
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08 Jun 12 - 07:01 PM (#3361073) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!! From: Janie WHOOPEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Happy Birthday Spaw. May the coming year hold many moments of joy and contentment. Sometimes in the same moment. You are a special one, indeed. Janie |
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08 Jun 12 - 08:20 PM (#3361110) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!! From: catspaw49 And it was just such a moment today Janie! Really there were several. Karen and I went up to Columbus on her first road trip since the back surgery and she just did GREAT! No pain and she is getting her strength back. And we stopped and bought a new stick mixer.....a nice Cuisinart that ought to last forever. When we got home my meat slicer had arrived! What a birthday! Also ordered all new Landau scrubs for Karen and found the perfect gift for our grand niece's birthday. All the while though, Karen and I were happy to be out and about with each other. We always have a date day once a month and somehow this one was extra special. 26 years ago at about this time I went out on the first blind date I'd been on since jr. high school. When I met Karen I knew this was my true soulmate. I am the most fortunate man on the planet. I know that. She won't be back at work until July.................Can I tell you how happy I am about that? Thanks to all of you well wishers and other assorted strange people. You have come to mean much to both Karen and I......many thanks....................................................and kiss my ass.................................... Spaw |
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08 Jun 12 - 08:32 PM (#3361114) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!! From: Bill D *big smile*..Having met Karen, I can well understand your good fortune.....Why, we sat around for 2 hours and she never threw anything at you! I think the best thing is that she feels the same. That's how it works with Rita. ☺ (bend over!) |
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08 Jun 12 - 09:03 PM (#3361121) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!! From: Rapparee Columbus? Ohio? You actually took a woman to Columbus, Ohio??? I mean, I know you're old and everything, but really!!!! I can see Cleveland, I can see Toledo, I can even see Cincinnati -- but Columbus???? Man, talk about...oh, wait...my wife'll be there next week...never mind. |
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09 Jun 12 - 11:45 AM (#3361290) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!! From: Haruo HBBD aka BHBD |
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10 Jun 12 - 07:27 AM (#3361569) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!! From: Little Hawk It could've been worse. He could've taken her to Schenectady! Schenectady, New York: the ultimate place to go on your "last date" with just about anybody...specially if it's the first one. Blind River is like that too, but it's in Canada. Never take your date to Blind River or Schenectady. Guaranteed disaster. Detroit's not that good either. |
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10 Jun 12 - 10:24 AM (#3361630) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!! From: Bat Goddess Ach! Spaw! Could't remember if I'd actually posted BD greetings to this thread or just thought about it... Looks like the telepathy thing didn't actually work. But, since you celebrate for at least a month (you do, don't you?!?), I'm not actually late. ♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸Happy B.D., Pat! ¸¸.•*¨*•♫♪ Hope the kickoff to your month-long BD party was great! Trip Around the Sun Linn (Tom, too, but he's having problems seeing the computer screen.) |
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10 Jun 12 - 12:44 PM (#3361673) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!! From: Little Hawk This news just in, Spaw. Chongo has found a much better present for you. It's a collection of all the different recordings of Terry Jacks singing "Seasons in the Sun", including 35 rare and seldom-heard LIVE performances of the song, all compiled onto a single incredible disk! There's even one cut where the Mormon Tabernacle Choir sings along on the choruses. He needs your mailing address. |
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10 Jun 12 - 07:24 PM (#3361801) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!! From: ranger1 Oh gawd, LH! That's even worse than SINSULL sending singing, dancing chickens that spontaneously self-combust! |
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10 Jun 12 - 07:30 PM (#3361804) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!! From: gnu "singing, dancing chickens that spontaneously self-combust"??? Where can I get them? |
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10 Jun 12 - 09:50 PM (#3361854) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!! From: Little Hawk Self-cookers, are they? |
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10 Jun 12 - 11:02 PM (#3361882) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!! From: ranger1 Gnu, I think it was a one-of-a-kind. Ask Sinsull for the whole story sometime. |
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11 Jun 12 - 09:50 AM (#3362024) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!! From: Severn Happy Birthday whichever day you want to celebrate it. And here's good wishes for the following year, whichever year you choose to celebrate it. |
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11 Jun 12 - 10:04 AM (#3362031) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!! From: catspaw49 Damn good idea Sev......I'm changing to February 30, 2017........Yeah..........good idea......... Spaw |
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11 Jun 12 - 02:41 PM (#3362172) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!! From: Little Hawk If Chongo becomes president... Did I say "if"? Hell, WHEN Chongo becomes president...he will have the power to change the official calendar to lengthen February, Spaw, and you will get your wish. February 30th, 2017 it will be! |
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11 Jun 12 - 04:32 PM (#3362221) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!! From: jacqui.c I'm a bit late to the party sir. Love and best wishes for the day and for the year ahead. Live long, die happy. |
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18 Jun 12 - 08:44 PM (#3365234) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!! From: gnu Yeah... me too. |
