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BS: Fun!! Create a New Mudcat Handle here!

10 Jun 09 - 01:24 AM (#2652894)
Subject: BS: Fun!! Create a New Mudcat Handle here!
From: Capoed Crusader

Hey kids! Did the thread about the coolest and best Mudcat handles get you down because you created a handle on the spur of the moment seven years ago and its pretty lame? Well, here is your chance to create a new, cool, descriptive handle that better represents your vibrant Mudcat personna!

But there's a catch!
You can only use the new handle on this thread. If you are identified correctly by your true handle, you must admit it and immediately fess up. NO site administrators spoiling the game by doing whatever it is you do to correctly identify posters!!
To create a new handle, click "membership", log out, then sign up as a new member (you'll have to fake an email address), then log in with a new password, AND an exciting and colorful new handle!!
But remember, no matter how cool your handle is, you can't use it elsewhere on the site AND if your true handle is given, full disclosure is required. Have fun!


10 Jun 09 - 02:06 AM (#2652903)
Subject: RE: BS: Fun!! Create a New Mudcat Handle here!
From: Melissa

Wouldn't it clog the membership less if people would sign out and post their New and Improved names as Guests within this thread?


10 Jun 09 - 02:16 AM (#2652909)
Subject: RE: BS: Fun!! Create a New Mudcat Handle here!
From: Joe Offer

Hey, C'mon! You know I can't allow people to take out bogus memberships like that!!! We can make an exception and allow use of Guest names in this thread, but taking out more than one membership, really messes up our system.
Besides, I like your usual name much better. That's how I've come to know you and like you.

-Joe-


10 Jun 09 - 02:54 AM (#2652921)
Subject: RE: BS: Fun!! Create a New Mudcat Handle here!
From: Georgiansilver

OK I am pretending to be "Fender Stratocaster".... well Martin Gibson nicked the other name first!!!!!!.. so sorry folks... you can be Hohner Takamine if you want!!!!


10 Jun 09 - 03:00 AM (#2652926)
Subject: RE: BS: Fun!! Create a New Mudcat Handle here!
From: Little Hawk

I think I'll be "Linoleum Blownaparte" for an hour or two.


10 Jun 09 - 03:09 AM (#2652928)
Subject: RE: BS: Fun!! Create a New Mudcat Handle here!
From: Anne Lister

In another forum I was always quite envious of "Jule of Denial".


10 Jun 09 - 03:46 AM (#2652942)
Subject: RE: BS: Fun!! Create a New Mudcat Handle here!
From: Morticia

In other forums I am Tequila Mockingbird


10 Jun 09 - 03:59 AM (#2652951)
Subject: RE: BS: Fun!! Create a New Mudcat Handle here!
From: Cllr

Morti that is sheer brilliance, i shall buy one for you at sidders or wareham.
Cllr


10 Jun 09 - 04:46 AM (#2652979)
Subject: RE: BS: Fun!! Create a New Mudcat Handle here!
From: Georgiansilver

For those who love Fairy tales...ladies... there's "Alison Wanda-Land".
For any happy people out there "Overda Moon".
Or if you're into cannibalism ladies.. "Henrietta Mann"
Personal hygeine... "Lou Rolls"
Go to any lengths to prove your point??? "Ellen Diwater"
New to the cat ... "Rory Croute"


Any more for any more????


10 Jun 09 - 05:11 AM (#2652987)
Subject: RE: BS: Fun!! Create a New Mudcat Handle here!
From: Liz the Squeak

I was once known briefly as Harrieta Behr... but in todays' multi-sexual climate that became a little risque... not that I'm a shrinking violet or anything, but it gave entirely the wrong impression of me...

I much prefer chocolate.

LTS


10 Jun 09 - 05:15 AM (#2652990)
Subject: RE: BS: Fun!! Create a New Mudcat Handle here!
From: GUEST,O. Joffer

Silly idea.

Which part of your body has been capoed, crusader?

O.J.offer


10 Jun 09 - 05:16 AM (#2652992)
Subject: RE: BS: Fun!! Create a New Mudcat Handle here!
From: bubblyrat

Crimea River

    Roland Go

   Hugh Zapretti-Boyden                Hugh Jarse

methinks we've been down this road before !


10 Jun 09 - 05:50 AM (#2653002)
Subject: RE: BS: Fun!! Create a New Mudcat Handle here!
From: The Barden of England

I always wanted to be 'Brendan Butter'


10 Jun 09 - 05:53 AM (#2653005)
Subject: RE: BS: Fun!! Create a New Mudcat Handle here!
From: bubblyrat

Another thread further down the list suggests " Tea Coil" to me.


10 Jun 09 - 06:10 AM (#2653014)
Subject: RE: BS: Fun!! Create a New Mudcat Handle here!
From: GUEST,Buster Cherry

What?


10 Jun 09 - 06:14 AM (#2653015)
Subject: RE: BS: Fun!! Create a New Mudcat Handle here!
From: GUEST,Whale Oil Beef Hooked

Tired and huddled masses my arse!

or

Richard Murphy, the Great Dictator

or

Richard Cranium

or

Damn, Mr Completely


10 Jun 09 - 07:54 AM (#2653062)
Subject: RE: BS: Fun!! Create a New Mudcat Handle here!
From: Tug the Cox

I'd rather like the alter ego of the amorous french matelot
   Don Lessac


10 Jun 09 - 10:04 AM (#2653133)
Subject: RE: BS: Fun!! Create a New Mudcat Handle here!
From: GUEST,The Fying Fluck

AKA "The Mankey Spunker" or "Brit For Shains"


10 Jun 09 - 12:16 PM (#2653227)
Subject: RE: BS: Fun!! Create a New Mudcat Handle here!
From: Bee-dubya-ell

FF, wouldn't "Defying Flux" be a little more subtle?


10 Jun 09 - 12:24 PM (#2653240)
Subject: RE: BS: Fun!! Create a New Mudcat Handle here!
From: Capoed Crusader

Damn. Less than 12 hours and already arrested by Joe Offer, who practically threatened to throw me offer the forum. Maybe I will change my handle to Busted Bandwidth.
    Hey, C'mon! I wasn't THAT mean.
    -Joe-


10 Jun 09 - 12:30 PM (#2653247)
Subject: RE: BS: Fun!! Create a New Mudcat Handle here!
From: Little Hawk

Richard "Dick" Brayne.

I think "Capoed Crusader" is really good.


10 Jun 09 - 02:40 PM (#2653347)
Subject: RE: BS: Fun!! Create a New Mudcat Handle here!
From: gnu

Alcoholic Woodpecker.... hurts my head just thinkin about it.


10 Jun 09 - 03:37 PM (#2653386)
Subject: RE: BS: Fun!! Create a New Mudcat Handle here!
From: GUEST,Jiggin' Genealogist

'Linoleum Blownaparte'? LH, did your dachsies fart on your kitchen floor?

JG


10 Jun 09 - 04:09 PM (#2653414)
Subject: RE: BS: Fun!! Create a New Mudcat Handle here!
From: Bill D

A VERY long time ago, I attempted to shorten "Bill Day" to B. Day, but......get it?....Bidét....It didn't last long. It was clever, but not practical.


10 Jun 09 - 04:45 PM (#2653446)
Subject: RE: BS: Fun!! Create a New Mudcat Handle here!
From: gnu

Oh, I dunno, Bill. You clean up some of the shit around here rather well.... thanks.


10 Jun 09 - 05:20 PM (#2653473)
Subject: RE: BS: Fun!! Create a New Mudcat Handle here!
From: Little Hawk

It's the punchline to some old joke: "What do you get when terrorists blow up a kitchen in France?" "Linoleum Blownaparte".


10 Jun 09 - 09:34 PM (#2653665)
Subject: RE: BS: Fun!! Create a New Mudcat Handle here!
From: Rapparee

Who? Caponed Crusader did you say?

Did you know Amos spelled backwards is Soma?

Little Hawk spelled backwards is Kwah Elttil. For the non-liguists among us that's Broke-Dick Mammaluccan for "Shane McBride".


10 Jun 09 - 10:17 PM (#2653684)
Subject: RE: BS: Fun!! Create a New Mudcat Handle here!
From: Little Hawk

That sort of makes sense, because Shane is the diametical opposite of me in almost every way possible. ;-)

"Kwah Elttil" sounds like the name of some Thark chieftain in one of Edgar Rice Burroughs' John Carter of Mars books. Perhaps that is how he came up with those names. Just take well known Indian names and spell them backwards...

Little Hawk - Kwah Elttil
Running Bear - Reab Gninnur
Sitting Bull - Lubb Gnittis
Crazy Horse - Esroh Yzarc


11 Jun 09 - 04:08 AM (#2653784)
Subject: RE: BS: Fun!! Create a New Mudcat Handle here!
From: bubblyrat

I like the idea of " A L'eau,C'est L'Heure" ----There is a legend that the French actually said this at some point in their rather less-than-successful Naval history,and for me,the idea of a bunch of Froggy Matelots rushing around like Poulets sans Tetes shouting " 'Allo Sailor !" is intriguing !( or,as they say in Yorkshire,"in 't' riggin' " )


11 Jun 09 - 06:28 AM (#2653838)
Subject: RE: BS: Fun!! Create a New Mudcat Handle here!
From: David C. Carter

Duncan Disorderly

Rockin'Ricky Rekkit

One usually leads to the other!


11 Jun 09 - 01:14 PM (#2654112)
Subject: RE: BS: Fun!! Create a New Mudcat Handle here!
From: Lonesome EJ

Stringstrangler would suit my guitar-playing technique to a t, but it's sure a tongue twister.


11 Jun 09 - 01:22 PM (#2654122)
Subject: RE: BS: Fun!! Create a New Mudcat Handle here!
From: Little Hawk

That's funny, bubblyrat! LOL! The French designed excellent ships, often better than the English ships they so frequently fought, but they had the misfortune of fighting the most well-organized and experienced navy in the world when they took on the British Navy. Although the French did win now and then (as before the battle of Yorktown in the American Revolutionary War) they usually were bested by the more experienced British.

There was no lack of French courage. No lack of fine shipbuilding. But their crews were often lacking in experience, and experience is vital in warfare.

The British crews usually kept up a more rapid rate of fire and they aimed better. That's what you need to win in a battle between wooden ships.


11 Jun 09 - 01:50 PM (#2654153)
Subject: RE: BS: Fun!! Create a New Mudcat Handle here!
From: Lonesome EJ

Yes, God help the French ship of war that encountered Jack Aubrey, by God!


11 Jun 09 - 02:06 PM (#2654160)
Subject: RE: BS: Fun!! Create a New Mudcat Handle here!
From: Rapparee

I like, yes, perhaps...

Boone Helm!

A true troubador of the Old West!


11 Jun 09 - 02:17 PM (#2654168)
Subject: RE: BS: Fun!! Create a New Mudcat Handle here!
From: Little Hawk

Sheesh. What a monster. I'm surprised Hollywood has not decided to make a movie about him.


11 Jun 09 - 02:51 PM (#2654191)
Subject: RE: BS: Fun!! Create a New Mudcat Handle here!
From: Rapparee

Well, how about "Old Port"?


11 Jun 09 - 03:09 PM (#2654204)
Subject: RE: BS: Fun!! Create a New Mudcat Handle here!
From: GUEST, Juan Kerr


11 Jun 09 - 03:33 PM (#2654230)
Subject: RE: BS: Fun!! Create a New Mudcat Handle here!
From: gnu

How droll.


11 Jun 09 - 04:17 PM (#2654264)
Subject: RE: BS: Fun!! Create a New Mudcat Handle here!
From: bubblyrat

Quite ! I was in a group that played in Sembawang,Singapore----we were called The Sembawangkers.Well,we weren't very good, you know.....


11 Jun 09 - 04:38 PM (#2654280)
Subject: RE: BS: Fun!! Create a New Mudcat Handle here!
From: open mike

Rap., your mention of a cannibal reminded me of this guy...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alferd_Packer

and the other day i was playing with my mud nick name...
and came up with a couple of scrambled versions
(neither of which i plan to use...)

poke mine
pine kome

if i ever get a burro i will name it Donkey Jote..(Ho-Tay)

I sometimes go by Sarah Bellum,and sometimes Laurel Woodsorrel,
but do not feel the need to change my nick name here.


11 Jun 09 - 06:12 PM (#2654357)
Subject: RE: BS: Fun!! Create a New Mudcat Handle here!
From: bubblyrat

Being a great fan of Spike Milligan (probably not known in the USA ?), I would love to change my mudcat name to Nick E Nackinou.


11 Jun 09 - 06:39 PM (#2654380)
Subject: RE: BS: Fun!! Create a New Mudcat Handle here!
From: Rapparee

You mean Spike Milligan of the Goon Show and author of such books as "Hitler: My Part In His Downfall"? Spike Milligan, the trumpeter?

Never heard of him....


11 Jun 09 - 07:33 PM (#2654424)
Subject: RE: BS: Fun!! Create a New Mudcat Handle here!
From: Joybell

So hard to compete with some of these.
I'm Ida Clare elsewhere. Tend to get called Ida though when people don't get it. True-Love is Jess Offel
I used to be Kitty Litter singing Country songs.
Myrtle Green when singing Scottish songs with Barack N Brown.

20 years back I sang, every Tuesday, at a venue where True-love sang on the following night. There was a blackboard outside where we wrote our names as we went in. I took to writing True-love's name up as I left -- ready for Wednesday. I've forgotten most names but I was particullarly proud of -- Randy Azhell.

Cheers, Joy


11 Jun 09 - 08:24 PM (#2654454)
Subject: RE: BS: Fun!! Create a New Mudcat Handle here!
From: GUEST,riverboat annie

well, I like riverboat annie!