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BS: Why Am I Locked Out of Mudcat???

12 Jun 09 - 07:38 PM (#2655274)
Subject: BS: Why Am I Locked Out of Mudcat???
From: GUEST,Locked Out

I have tried unsuceessfully to post here in Mudcat since accusing the CIA or FBI of being in on the assasinations of JFK, RFK and MLK in the 60s and guess what???

I am locked out... I even tried to post from a library but used my handle...

Somethin' very fishy going on here...

B**ert

[You were ok in the 'partner songs' thread this morning. Check your cookies]


12 Jun 09 - 07:46 PM (#2655277)
Subject: RE: BS: Why Am I Locked Out of Mudcat???
From: CarolC

Busted!!!!


12 Jun 09 - 08:10 PM (#2655290)
Subject: RE: BS: Why Am I Locked Out of Mudcat???
From: Bee-dubya-ell

Be glad you were only locked out. They could have had you disappeared, you know.


12 Jun 09 - 08:16 PM (#2655297)
Subject: RE: BS: Why Am I Locked Out of Mudcat???
From: Jeri

Bobert, I'd guess you got cross-threaded with some spam because I don't think any of us would block you on purpose.


12 Jun 09 - 08:20 PM (#2655299)
Subject: RE: BS: Why Am I Locked Out of Mudcat???
From: GUEST,Me...

Kinda like sneakin' back into yer ghouse after yer parents have thrown you out... Real wierd...

Had several "access denied"...

Geeze... Guess you can't say nuthin bad about the CIA or the FBI... Even if it was somethin' they might have been ivolved in some 50 years ago...

Yo, my fellow Catters... If I have been successfully assasinated (lotta that going around these days) ya'll can email me at bobnpvine@wildblue.net...

I mean, who knows, this might be my last post if it takes so ya'll write down that email address 'cause somethin' goin' on here, what it is ain't exactly clear, man with a gun over there, tellin' me I gotta be aware...

Never thought that would happen here...

But it has...

B***rt


12 Jun 09 - 08:23 PM (#2655300)
Subject: RE: BS: Why Am I Locked Out of Mudcat???
From: Jeri

Try to log in, bobert.


12 Jun 09 - 08:37 PM (#2655307)
Subject: RE: BS: Why Am I Locked Out of Mudcat???
From: GUEST,Sneakin' in...

Well, somethin' going on... I feel like I am sneakin' here and there in my own house... Kinda wierd... I do kmnow there are certain threads that won't take any of my post and I get "access denied"... Reckon this is like putting thorozine in folks... Well,Ralph, we'll let him post on the "gardening" thread but nuthin' political... "Access denied"... Anyone ever gotten that one??? I mean, I ain't some frothin' at the mought gun tottin' lunitic here... Yet someone here thinks I am and I can't even defend myself...

What the Hell is this??? Russia??? ( Larry the Cable Guy)...

B**ert


12 Jun 09 - 08:53 PM (#2655313)
Subject: RE: BS: Why Am I Locked Out of Mudcat???
From: Janie

Have you reset your cookie, luv?

If you are feeling paranoid, I can recommend some medications;>)

Darlin' Beaubear, whatever is going on is a glitch, not a Mudcat conspiracy.

Now get thee to the gardening thread. I gotta a question about those azalea seedlings from the P-Vine and you that I am gonna go post right now.


12 Jun 09 - 09:10 PM (#2655324)
Subject: RE: BS: Why Am I Locked Out of Mudcat???
From: GUEST,Beaubear...

Janie,

yeah, I'm feeling real paranoid...

This mornin' I tried to post to the "DC shooters" thread and it wouldn't take...

So I went to the library and used their computer and tried using "GUEST, Bobert" as my handle and it wouldn't take it...

Then tonight I came here and tried to post to the "DC Shooter" thread and got "Access denied"...

Then I logged off and have had limited success in posting to various threads...

I donno... Seems purdy stright forward to me that since accusing the CIA and/or the FBI in the assasinations in the 60's that I've been runnin' underground to post anything...

Paranoid??? Yeah!!!

B~


12 Jun 09 - 09:19 PM (#2655331)
Subject: RE: BS: Why Am I Locked Out of Mudcat???
From: maeve

Hang in there, Bobert. It will be cleared up.

maeve


12 Jun 09 - 09:20 PM (#2655333)
Subject: RE: BS: Why Am I Locked Out of Mudcat???
From: catspaw49

YO!!!
LISTEN UP YOU FOCKIN' LIMPDICK JADROOL------
FLUSH YOUR DISC AND RESET YOUR COOKIE GAWDDAMMIT!!!!!

Lovingly Suggested,

Spaw


12 Jun 09 - 09:21 PM (#2655336)
Subject: RE: BS: Why Am I Locked Out of Mudcat???
From: Janie

Use your good brain, Darlin' and think about it.

There may well be a glitch somewhere, but it is only a glitch.


12 Jun 09 - 09:22 PM (#2655337)
Subject: RE: BS: Why Am I Locked Out of Mudcat???
From: Jeri

I notice you're ignoring me.

Try logging in.

If that doesn't work, you can sign your GUEST messages as 'Bobert'. The alternate identities may be deleted.

I don't see any reason at all why you can't log in. If the usual way doesn't work, go to the FAQ and follow the directions for clearing your cache and logging back in.


12 Jun 09 - 09:24 PM (#2655340)
Subject: RE: BS: Why Am I Locked Out of Mudcat???
From: maeve

Spaw has such a way with words, Bobert, and I suspect he and the moderator who left you a teeny tiny note are correct. I think you'd best follow his instructions. Janie is waiting to ask you a question about those azaleas that you sent her, so get to it, eh?

m


12 Jun 09 - 09:25 PM (#2655341)
Subject: RE: BS: Why Am I Locked Out of Mudcat???
From: maeve

What Janie and Jeri said.

m


12 Jun 09 - 09:30 PM (#2655348)
Subject: RE: BS: Why Am I Locked Out of Mudcat???
From: Amos

Whut Spaw said.


A


12 Jun 09 - 09:33 PM (#2655352)
Subject: RE: BS: Why Am I Locked Out of Mudcat???
From: Janie

Sweetpea, leave the right brain out of it. Get into left brain.   

And answer my azalea question.

If clearing cache, deleting temporary files, and resetting cookies doesn't work, pm Joe or Max. The one thing I am absolutely sure about is you are not being deliberately denied access by Mudcat or the Feds.

xxoo,

Janie


12 Jun 09 - 09:46 PM (#2655359)
Subject: RE: BS: Why Am I Locked Out of Mudcat???
From: heric

Can't you just TRY the thorazine?


12 Jun 09 - 09:48 PM (#2655361)
Subject: RE: BS: Why Am I Locked Out of Mudcat???
From: Riginslinger

I don't know, Nancy Pelosi has a beef the with CIA and San Francisco loves it.


12 Jun 09 - 09:56 PM (#2655364)
Subject: RE: BS: Why Am I Locked Out of Mudcat???
From: Sorcha

If he can't log in and has to appear as a Guest, he CAN'T PM anybody! Better send an email.


12 Jun 09 - 10:15 PM (#2655370)
Subject: RE: BS: Why Am I Locked Out of Mudcat???
From: Slag

HUH, (pause) Did you pay your dues?


12 Jun 09 - 10:28 PM (#2655380)
Subject: RE: BS: Why Am I Locked Out of Mudcat???
From: Bill D

Hey, BeauBob... iffn you caint get it, try clicking **RELOAD** up top,,,, (not 'refresh')

That should get all the current settings on Mudcat's side. Plain old 'refresh' might just get the same copy of Mudcat you had when the trouble started.


12 Jun 09 - 10:32 PM (#2655383)
Subject: RE: BS: Why Am I Locked Out of Mudcat???
From: Janie

Bobert,

Check your e-mail. I forgot that you can't pm if you can't log in.


13 Jun 09 - 12:57 AM (#2655427)
Subject: RE: BS: Why Am I Locked Out of Mudcat???
From: artbrooks

You are locked out. Max hates you and Joe is (and has always been) a CIA agent. Or else you could try a reboot - that always works for me.


13 Jun 09 - 03:31 AM (#2655448)
Subject: RE: BS: Why Am I Locked Out of Mudcat???
From: Joe Offer

What Art said.
Hey, it's gotta be one or the other, right?

-Joe-


13 Jun 09 - 08:08 AM (#2655516)
Subject: RE: BS: Why Am I Locked Out of Mudcat???
From: Bobert

This is a test...

B~


13 Jun 09 - 08:17 AM (#2655517)
Subject: RE: BS: Why Am I Locked Out of Mudcat???
From: Jeri

C+


13 Jun 09 - 08:19 AM (#2655519)
Subject: RE: BS: Why Am I Locked Out of Mudcat???
From: Bobert

Hey, at least it wasn't another F... Yesterday was FsDay...

B;~)


13 Jun 09 - 08:33 AM (#2655521)
Subject: RE: BS: Why Am I Locked Out of Mudcat???
From: maeve

A+ for perserverance, Bobert.

maeve


13 Jun 09 - 08:34 AM (#2655522)
Subject: RE: BS: Why Am I Locked Out of Mudcat???
From: frogprince

Bobert...Keep your head down...there are squirrel hunters out in the woods. Maybe turkey hunters, too.


13 Jun 09 - 08:40 AM (#2655523)
Subject: RE: BS: Why Am I Locked Out of Mudcat???
From: Bobert

That ain't all that funny, f-prince... Ya' see, our closet neigbor is about 1/4 mile from here and he has a mental problem and lots of guns and ammunition... He has set up a little shooting range behind his house... Problem is that we are, ahhhhh, behind the shotting range... Twice in the last year we've had to call the sheriff after bullets zinged overhead...

Thanks for the A+, maeve... I really don't deserve an A+... Maybe a B-... Okay, a C+ ain't all that bad either... My nother used to refer to Cs as "Gentleman Cs"...

B~


13 Jun 09 - 09:14 AM (#2655537)
Subject: RE: BS: Why Am I Locked Out of Mudcat???
From: Rapparee

That sounds like the title to a song:

"Bobert's Got A Nut Case For A Neighbor"

It could even be set to the music of that classic Christmas song, "Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer." Scans the same.


13 Jun 09 - 09:48 AM (#2655557)
Subject: RE: BS: Why Am I Locked Out of Mudcat???
From: frogprince

Yikes, Bobert. Is there a chance in the world of getting the guy's guns legally confiscated before he hits somebody?


13 Jun 09 - 09:52 AM (#2655561)
Subject: RE: BS: Why Am I Locked Out of Mudcat???
From: Jeri

Rap, that's a good idea for a song, even if there's a slight pot/kettle conflict.

Bobert, I would have given you a higher score, but you only wrote one sentence and never really ended it. You spelled the big words ('this' and 'test') right though, but to exceed a C, you have to have some in there with more than one sillyball.


13 Jun 09 - 11:10 AM (#2655594)
Subject: RE: BS: Why Am I Locked Out of Mudcat???
From: Amos

I don't know why you are in a position to pass judgement on the silliness of Bobert's balls, Jeri. Is there a secret here?


A


13 Jun 09 - 12:38 PM (#2655636)
Subject: RE: BS: Why Am I Locked Out of Mudcat???
From: Bobert

Hey, leave my poor ol' ablls outta this, ya'll... Sheeesh... Is nuthin' sacred????

(Ya' know, this *is* Mudcat, Bobz...)

Nevermind...

Sorry, Jeri, but I live in a poor county and we ain't can't afford them long words... Maybe if I get me a winnin' lottery ticket then I can get a few to throw out there... You know, like the words that Amos buys... He must be loaded...

B;~)


13 Jun 09 - 12:42 PM (#2655639)
Subject: RE: BS: Why Am I Locked Out of Mudcat???
From: Bill D

Amos is in California, and they are about to go broke.....so they are selling off big, weird words real cheap....he's prob'ly got enuf for a couple more years.


13 Jun 09 - 01:04 PM (#2655648)
Subject: RE: BS: Why Am I Locked Out of Mudcat???
From: Little Hawk

"Is nuthin' sacred????"

Only 3 things are sacred.

William Shatner.

Winona Ryder.

Dachshunds.


13 Jun 09 - 01:13 PM (#2655653)
Subject: RE: BS: Why Am I Locked Out of Mudcat???
From: Stilly River Sage

Bobert, I think you should shift from putting up a deer fence to putting up a lead shield on that side of your property. (Whether the shield is made of lead or just stops lead is up to you. But a nylon deer fence isn't gonna do it!)

SRS


13 Jun 09 - 01:21 PM (#2655654)
Subject: RE: BS: Why Am I Locked Out of Mudcat???
From: artbrooks

Maybe you should ask Dolly Parton for an old bra. You could string it up along that side of the house, and it would catch stray bullets and sling 'em back the other way.


13 Jun 09 - 01:33 PM (#2655665)
Subject: RE: BS: Why Am I Locked Out of Mudcat???
From: Stringsinger

Bobert, please read Thom Harmann's and Lamar Waldron's book, "Ultimate Sacrifice".
Makes the best sense of anything I've read on the subject.


13 Jun 09 - 01:46 PM (#2655674)
Subject: RE: BS: Why Am I Locked Out of Mudcat???
From: gnu

"Nuttin" sacred?


13 Jun 09 - 03:04 PM (#2655705)
Subject: RE: BS: Why Am I Locked Out of Mudcat???
From: Bobert

First of all, I'd like to go on record of confessin' to havin' a couple big words in my holster... Jus' savin' 'um for the right occasion...

Hey, wait, this is the right occasion: "polimorphis perverse guilt"!!! Whaddayathink now about this ol' hillbilly??? Don't mess with Texas, gol danged it... 'Er dachshunds either... Shatner??? Well, ahhhhhh, whad he ever do??? He can't sing... He can't act... He's blimped out like the Goodyear thing... He's washed up... No, he's not wasshed up 'cause in order to be washed up you had to be something to begin with, right??? Might of fact, seein' as balls have allready been iontroduced to this thread, I wouldn't let Shatner carry LH's dog's jock strap...

And lastly, the deer fence will work, Maggie... I have the light duty stuff around my veggie garden and haven't had a deer in there since I put it up 4 years ago... And that is the light duty stuff...

Lead walls??? Now there's an idea???

Dolly Parton's bra??? Whew, I ain't even going there... Not that I wouldn't, mind you, if I was a single guy and she was, too... Single, that is... Not guy...

B~


13 Jun 09 - 03:06 PM (#2655707)
Subject: RE: BS: Why Am I Locked Out of Mudcat???
From: Little Hawk

Speaking of which, you ought to see Bill Shatner's bra...


13 Jun 09 - 03:35 PM (#2655739)
Subject: RE: BS: Why Am I Locked Out of Mudcat???
From: Amos

WHich LH has mysteriously acquired a high degree of expertise about, for which explanations are better left unvoiced...


13 Jun 09 - 04:55 PM (#2655774)
Subject: RE: BS: Why Am I Locked Out of Mudcat???
From: GUEST,Guest. J Edgar

Joe Offer is not, and has never been, a member of any official govt organisation, nor is he involved in any intelligence gathering for any govt controlled organisation.
I trust this will bring to an end this subverive thread.
    Say WHAT????
    -Joe Offer, who is very proud of having been a Spy in Berlin and a U.S. Government Investigator-
    (but I once was investigated by the FBI for Impersonation of an Agent)
    [I was insulted that anybody would think I would want to be an FBI agent]


13 Jun 09 - 04:59 PM (#2655776)
Subject: RE: BS: Why Am I Locked Out of Mudcat???
From: Slag

C++, it has all the answers and makes the grade.

Hey I got me one of them Dolly's a Part'in brazziers at a white elephant sale. Now me and the little lady have a tandem hammock!

Bobert!, are you sure your neighbor is a nut case? or maybe he's just a bad shot! Keep your Kevlar underwear handy.


13 Jun 09 - 05:05 PM (#2655777)
Subject: RE: BS: Why Am I Locked Out of Mudcat???
From: wysiwyg

Y'all misssed it? Bobert refers to a CLOSET neighbor, not closest. Yup, he's got hisseff a househostage in a closet dungeon down the hall. If he cleans house, P-Vine's bound to find it....

~S~


13 Jun 09 - 05:52 PM (#2655807)
Subject: RE: BS: Why Am I Locked Out of Mudcat???
From: Little Hawk

I'm using one of Bill's old bras here as a double hanging plant holder on the rear deck. If I could get hold of one of Dolly's castoffs, I'd be able to replace that quonset hut that fell down and double my storage space.


13 Jun 09 - 06:23 PM (#2655819)
Subject: RE: BS: Why Am I Locked Out of Mudcat???
From: Slag

Sweet, LH, sweet!


13 Jun 09 - 07:00 PM (#2655833)
Subject: RE: BS: Why Am I Locked Out of Mudcat???
From: DougR

Bobert: I figured they'd catch up to you one of these days. :>)

DougR


13 Jun 09 - 07:16 PM (#2655842)
Subject: RE: BS: Why Am I Locked Out of Mudcat???
From: heric

Nobody comes here for intelligence gathering.


13 Jun 09 - 07:17 PM (#2655845)
Subject: RE: BS: Why Am I Locked Out of Mudcat???
From: Bobert

First of all, the guy is nuts... He shoots his gunn sometimes 300 times a night... Hmmmmmm??? That didn't come out the way it was meant... Real gun!!! Not some phalic thing here... I ain't that way at all, folks... Ask the P-Vine... She'll tell ya'll... I loves all womenz... I loves 'um if they big 'er if they is midgets... I loves 'um no matter what color they come in... I loves 'um when they is cranky and I loves 'um on those rare occasions when they ain't cranky... That, makes me no closet-out-of-the-closet-er-nuthin'-havin'-to-do-with-closets Bobert...

Now as fir Dolly Parton's bra... I understand that used ones make for nice parachutes... Not that I'm gonna jump out of no plane with Dolly's bra but then again I ain't gonna jump out of no plane... No sir... I'll wreck the sumabich first... I have experience in wreckin' a plane and lived to tell about it but no jumpin'...

What else??? Yeah, I didn't think that Joe Offer worked at the CIA or FBI and I'm purdy sure that he had nuthin' to do with no assasinations in the 60s...

B~


13 Jun 09 - 08:40 PM (#2655880)
Subject: RE: BS: Why Am I Locked Out of Mudcat???
From: Richard Bridge

Do tomatoes figure in this somewhere?


13 Jun 09 - 09:10 PM (#2655888)
Subject: RE: BS: Why Am I Locked Out of Mudcat???
From: Joe Offer

Bobert, I'm sorry I laughed off your problem. I was off at a music conference and in a hurry, so I didn't give you the attention you deserved. Jeri figure it out and fixed it - and the problem was here on our side.
She's quite a bit smarter than I am.
-Joe-


14 Jun 09 - 10:43 AM (#2656103)
Subject: RE: BS: Why Am I Locked Out of Mudcat???
From: Bobert

Well, Joe, all's well that ends well... Did have me a little paranoid there fir awhile... I mean, I'd hate to go the way of Martin G... Know what I mean???

B~


14 Jun 09 - 10:49 AM (#2656104)
Subject: RE: BS: Why Am I Locked Out of Mudcat???
From: gnu

Bobert! Ten lashes with a wet noodle for that! "He who's name cannot be spoken." is acceptable, but not too often.


14 Jun 09 - 12:20 PM (#2656153)
Subject: RE: BS: Why Am I Locked Out of Mudcat???
From: Amos

Naw, Bobes, old whoozy was all bad, and you, why, you ain't half-bad...



A


14 Jun 09 - 05:52 PM (#2656396)
Subject: RE: BS: Why Am I Locked Out of Mudcat???
From: McGrath of Harlow

"...the problem was here on our side..."

That sounds intriguing, if somewhat uninformative. Of course uninformative answers do tend to be the most intriguing... That after all is the basis for the conspiracy industry.


15 Jun 09 - 03:01 AM (#2656644)
Subject: RE: BS: Why Am I Locked Out of Mudcat???
From: Ebbie

"First of all, the guy is nuts... He shoots his gunn sometimes 300 times a night..."

He's just keepin' the elephants away, Bobert.


15 Jun 09 - 06:51 AM (#2656763)
Subject: RE: BS: Why Am I Locked Out of Mudcat???
From: Bobert

Well, that's agood thing, Eb... Wish the deer would follow suit...

Not half bad, Amos??? You want me to sing "Honey" at the next Getaway, do ya'???

I'm kinda with you, McG... I have kinda wondered how I could get "access denied" when trying to get into Mudville without someone, who has to power to do that, thinkin', "Geeze, ol' Boberdz done went too far this time"... and then havin' to rethink that position... I think we need a Mudburg "Truth Commission" and see if we can't get to the bottom of this... I'd hate to think that one could get MG'd here fir, ahhhhh, saying bad stuff about Dylan, Shatner or Spawz potty habits...

B~


15 Jun 09 - 04:02 PM (#2657148)
Subject: RE: BS: Why Am I Locked Out of Mudcat???
From: catspaw49

Listen Bobertz......If you decide to sing "Honey" for Amos at the Getaway, I wrote some alternate lyrics awhile back that make it a lot more palatable.............

See the tree, how big its grown
And now you're dead
I can't get blown
I've got an itch.
When you were alive
It cost twenty-five
Why did you always charge so much
You fuckin' bitch

Our tree grew large, it fell on you
Now you're gone, my balls are blue
I can't get laid.
So now I've started shagging sheep
And sometimes chickens in their sleep
But they want paid.


Oh Honey I miss you
Cause when you were alive
I could at least get a hand job
For a buck fifty-five.


Spaw


15 Jun 09 - 04:04 PM (#2657150)
Subject: RE: BS: Why Am I Locked Out of Mudcat???
From: Amos

Your voice is so relaxing, Spaw--you're hitting new lows!!!!



A


15 Jun 09 - 09:49 PM (#2657368)
Subject: RE: BS: Why Am I Locked Out of Mudcat???
From: Charley Noble

Spaw-

That's a fuckin' awesome song.

"Bobert's Got A Nut Case For A Neighbor"

And the next line should be:

And his neighbor's got a nut case too.

Wherever will it ever end?

Cheerily,
Charley Noble