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BS: Crop Circle Mystery Answered !

26 Jun 09 - 02:13 AM (#2665018)
Subject: BS: Crop Circle Mystery Answered !
From: Amergin

Apparently, the crop circle mystery has been answered...stoned wallabies....

Stoned Wallabies Making Crop Circles


26 Jun 09 - 05:19 AM (#2665088)
Subject: RE: BS: Crop Circle Mystery Answered !
From: gnu

With a billabong?


26 Jun 09 - 07:23 AM (#2665153)
Subject: RE: BS: Crop Circle Mystery Answered !
From: jeddy

does this make them very mardy when they are ona come down?
i wonder whether they cluck?????

brilliant story thanks for posting. it has made me smile at the thought.

the pissed monkeys were funny enough but this is a different level. PMSL

take care

jade x x


26 Jun 09 - 08:14 AM (#2665174)
Subject: RE: BS: Crop Circle Mystery Answered !
From: meself

The "Comments" below the article are the most consistently and pleasantly humorous that I have seen in response to any news story on the 'net. Not tears-rolling-down-your-cheeks hilarious - but funny. What's the matter with you people down under?


26 Jun 09 - 09:24 AM (#2665207)
Subject: RE: BS: Crop Circle Mystery Answered !
From: Rapparee

How can they tell if the beastie is stoned or not? I know lots of animals, including human, who walk and even run around in circles all the time.


26 Jun 09 - 10:52 AM (#2665247)
Subject: RE: BS: Crop Circle Mystery Answered !
From: Tug the Cox

Lets hope no-one gives any of this stuff to the elephants.


26 Jun 09 - 11:02 AM (#2665254)
Subject: RE: BS: Crop Circle Mystery Answered !
From: freda underhill

if they've been nibbling poppies and getting high, well, i think that's just a tall tail.


26 Jun 09 - 12:52 PM (#2665321)
Subject: RE: BS: Crop Circle Mystery Answered !
From: open mike

every one wants to get in on the act
http://www.nme.com/news/the-streets/45578


26 Jun 09 - 12:57 PM (#2665324)
Subject: RE: BS: Crop Circle Mystery Answered !
From: open mike

see also.....


26 Jun 09 - 01:06 PM (#2665327)
Subject: RE: BS: Crop Circle Mystery Answered !
From: Lonesome EJ

and they sang as they wandered
in circles through the poppy fields
You'll come a waltzing Matilda with me


26 Jun 09 - 01:40 PM (#2665344)
Subject: RE: BS: Crop Circle Mystery Answered !
From: Georgiansilver

Hope they don't get into the 'Hop' fields in Kent UK.


26 Jun 09 - 01:48 PM (#2665348)
Subject: RE: BS: Crop Circle Mystery Answered !
From: Rapparee

That picture convinces me that the Crop Circle Aliens (CCAs, for short) want us to eat more mushrooms.


26 Jun 09 - 01:54 PM (#2665356)
Subject: RE: BS: Crop Circle Mystery Answered !
From: Acorn4

I'm sure it's Morris Dancers doing midnight practice!


26 Jun 09 - 04:00 PM (#2665465)
Subject: RE: BS: Crop Circle Mystery Answered !
From: Q (Frank Staplin)

Come on folks, let's start a fund for a treatment center.


26 Jun 09 - 05:34 PM (#2665522)
Subject: RE: BS: Crop Circle Mystery Answered !
From: Bill D

♫"Let me Wallaby loose, Bruce
Let me Wallaby loose.
He's just a bit high on the juice, Bruce.
Let me Wallaby loose"♫


26 Jun 09 - 05:42 PM (#2665528)
Subject: RE: BS: Crop Circle Mystery Answered !
From: Donuel

I always suspected Billy's bong was the cause.


26 Jun 09 - 05:42 PM (#2665529)
Subject: RE: BS: Crop Circle Mystery Answered !
From: Smokey.

Call me cynical, but I can't help questioning the reliability of witnesses who have perpetual access to large fields full of opium. If they had to explain the apparent shortfall in a harvest though, that would be one way to do it. Far more convincing than aliens..


26 Jun 09 - 06:40 PM (#2665577)
Subject: RE: BS: Crop Circle Mystery Answered !
From: Bill D

♫He is trampling out the vintage where the flowers of mirth are stored.♫


26 Jun 09 - 09:13 PM (#2665658)
Subject: RE: BS: Crop Circle Mystery Answered !
From: JennieG

Very good, Bill D!

Cheers
JennieG


27 Jun 09 - 04:02 AM (#2665764)
Subject: RE: BS: Crop Circle Mystery Answered !
From: open mike

nice notes, too.


27 Jun 09 - 02:59 PM (#2666023)
Subject: RE: BS: Crop Circle Mystery Answered !
From: Rifleman (inactive)

Actually it's Mr. Arthur Rodgers of The Cuttings, Basingstoke, Hampshire, UK. who's responsible for the world's crop circles, at least that's what he says.The cooking of Mrs. Betty Rodgers maywell be resposible for these dellusions, probably the mushrooms she uses.


27 Jun 09 - 03:03 PM (#2666026)
Subject: RE: BS: Crop Circle Mystery Answered !
From: WalkaboutsVerse

...a lyre birdie told you?


27 Jun 09 - 10:04 PM (#2666237)
Subject: RE: BS: Crop Circle Mystery Answered !
From: JennieG

Just be thankful it is kanga-wallas making the circles and not wombats....they would have drilled to the centre of the earth by now, chunky little bulldozers that they are!

Cheers
JennieG