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BS: Michael Jackson spotted in a Hull

02 Jul 09 - 04:05 AM (#2669522)
Subject: BS: Michael Jackson spotted in a Hull
From: Gedpipes

B and Q last night. He nodded and drove off in a Fiat Punto.
Its true
Ged


02 Jul 09 - 04:19 AM (#2669528)
Subject: RE: BS: Michael Jackson spotted in a Hull
From: Rasener

Was he coffin


02 Jul 09 - 04:43 AM (#2669538)
Subject: RE: BS: Michael Jackson spotted in a Hull
From: Gedpipes

everyone's coffin in Hull


02 Jul 09 - 04:55 AM (#2669542)
Subject: RE: BS: Michael Jackson spotted in a Hull
From: Rasener

You sure that it wasn't jOhn from Hull, doing his taxi stint?


02 Jul 09 - 07:44 AM (#2669604)
Subject: RE: BS: Michael Jackson spotted in a Hull
From: GREEN WELLIES

Bet that was a thriller - sorry.


02 Jul 09 - 08:02 AM (#2669615)
Subject: RE: BS: Michael Jackson spotted in a Hull
From: Charley Noble

Ged-

And what were you drinking?

Cheerily,
Charley Noble


02 Jul 09 - 09:07 AM (#2669657)
Subject: RE: BS: Michael Jackson spotted in a Hull
From: Dave Hanson

I heard he got a job in that newsagents in Cardiff where Elvis works.

Dave H


02 Jul 09 - 09:25 AM (#2669672)
Subject: RE: BS: Michael Jackson spotted in a Hull
From: GREEN WELLIES

Chip Shop


02 Jul 09 - 09:45 AM (#2669684)
Subject: RE: BS: Michael Jackson spotted in a Hull
From: Sttaw Legend

He's joined the Motley Morris!!


02 Jul 09 - 10:00 AM (#2669695)
Subject: RE: BS: Michael Jackson spotted in a Hull
From: Bill D

I can think of a few who ought to form a group called "The Not-So-Grateful Dead"


02 Jul 09 - 10:34 AM (#2669732)
Subject: RE: BS: Michael Jackson spotted in a Hull
From: Little Hawk

I think "The Ungrateful Living" would be a perfect name for a new punk band.


02 Jul 09 - 10:52 AM (#2669745)
Subject: RE: BS: Michael Jackson spotted in a Hull
From: Bee-dubya-ell

He's joined the Motley Morris!!

What? After spending all that money to turn himself white, he's going to rub burnt cork on his face so he can be black again?


02 Jul 09 - 11:53 AM (#2669804)
Subject: RE: BS: Michael Jackson spotted in a Hull
From: Rasener

Be careful, or you will have the PC brigade at you.Ho Hum.

I tell you what, he would have livened any morris team up. Fancy them all doing the moonwalk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igmkjnTSyIE


02 Jul 09 - 12:01 PM (#2669814)
Subject: RE: BS: Michael Jackson spotted in a Hull
From: GUEST,jOhn

i see him as well, he was buying a barber queue and some flat pack shelves.


02 Jul 09 - 12:10 PM (#2669827)
Subject: RE: BS: Michael Jackson spotted in a Hull
From: Eric the Viking

This is stupid.... We (up here) all know he was seen on Orkney in Tesco and then was seen around Scapa (Scarpered) flow looking for a boy !


02 Jul 09 - 12:29 PM (#2669849)
Subject: RE: BS: Michael Jackson spotted in a Hull
From: Cllr

Well i dont want to blame anyone for making a mistaken Identity depending on visability or environmental conditions
I mean its not the moonlight, sunshine, goodtimes but i might blame it on the Boogie.

Cllr


02 Jul 09 - 01:32 PM (#2669894)
Subject: RE: BS: Michael Jackson spotted in a Hull
From: Georgiansilver

He was offered a job in the plastic factory but he couldn't 'face' it!!!


02 Jul 09 - 04:21 PM (#2670059)
Subject: RE: BS: Michael Jackson spotted in a Hull
From: Kenny B (inactive)

Doesnt everyone get spotted in Hull , by the seagulls


02 Jul 09 - 04:25 PM (#2670064)
Subject: RE: BS: Michael Jackson spotted in a Hull
From: Rasener

and if they do, is it Black or White or both?


02 Jul 09 - 04:29 PM (#2670071)
Subject: RE: BS: Michael Jackson spotted in a Hull
From: Georgiansilver

Les are you talking about Michael Jackson or seagull poo???


02 Jul 09 - 04:58 PM (#2670097)
Subject: RE: BS: Michael Jackson spotted in a Hull
From: Rasener

err -I am not sure Mike


03 Jul 09 - 12:15 AM (#2670301)
Subject: RE: BS: Michael Jackson spotted in a Hull
From: fumblefingers

One of his noses was found outside a Plastic Surgeon's clinic in Oklahoma City.


03 Jul 09 - 12:25 AM (#2670304)
Subject: RE: BS: Michael Jackson spotted in a Hull
From: quokka

"and if they do, is it Black or White or both?"

- Apparently it don't matter.

Quokka


(sorry!)


03 Jul 09 - 01:50 AM (#2670329)
Subject: RE: BS: Michael Jackson spotted in a Hull
From: Ernest

He is on his way to Scotland to collect some Jacko-bits....


03 Jul 09 - 03:05 AM (#2670356)
Subject: RE: BS: Michael Jackson spotted in a Hull
From: Rasener

Oh by the way Mike, I was on about the seagulls.


03 Jul 09 - 03:59 AM (#2670382)
Subject: RE: BS: Michael Jackson spotted in a Hull
From: Gedpipes

People
You are not taking this seriously and you are doubting my sincerity.
I lent him an ear
;-)
G


03 Jul 09 - 04:12 AM (#2670398)
Subject: RE: BS: Michael Jackson spotted in a Hull
From: Rasener

Ear ear of course you did Ged


03 Jul 09 - 07:03 AM (#2670511)
Subject: RE: BS: Michael Jackson spotted in a Hull
From: Ernest

now that Ged lent him an hear he will sing the old Waterboy`s song "in Search of a nose"....


03 Jul 09 - 05:43 PM (#2671003)
Subject: RE: BS: Michael Jackson spotted in a Hull
From: RangerSteve

Michael was on his way to Paris, to get some tips from Jim Morrison on how to live undercover. Morrison was recommended to Michael by Elvis.


03 Jul 09 - 06:19 PM (#2671034)
Subject: RE: BS: Michael Jackson spotted in a Hull
From: gnu

He has spots? I hope it's not serious.


04 Jul 09 - 11:04 AM (#2671415)
Subject: RE: BS: Michael Jackson spotted in a Hull
From: Les from Hull

There's no B and Q in Hull. Just an 'H' a 'U' and two 'L's.


05 Jul 09 - 02:28 AM (#2671841)
Subject: RE: BS: Michael Jackson spotted in a Hull
From: Dave Hanson

There's an H in 'ull ? never knew that.

Dave H


05 Jul 09 - 06:01 AM (#2671903)
Subject: RE: BS: Michael Jackson spotted in a Hull
From: Rasener

and would those stripes be yellow and black. Sounds a bit Barmby to me.


05 Jul 09 - 07:09 AM (#2671929)
Subject: RE: BS: Michael Jackson spotted in a Hull
From: Gedpipes

actually it wasnt B & Q
He was in Boyes


05 Jul 09 - 02:58 PM (#2672161)
Subject: RE: BS: Michael Jackson spotted in a Hull
From: Rasener

Wasn't he in the HarriWatts band once?


05 Jul 09 - 03:17 PM (#2672173)
Subject: RE: BS: Michael Jackson spotted in a Hull
From: fat B****rd

Will his latest tour take in Hell and Halifax as well...


06 Jul 09 - 07:14 AM (#2672630)
Subject: RE: BS: Michael Jackson spotted in a Hull
From: Wyrd Sister

Might be a while getting out to Halifax if all the rumours are true...


16 Jul 09 - 07:06 AM (#2681308)
Subject: RE: BS: Michael Jackson spotted in a Hull
From: GUEST,paco rabanne

He has taken up the smallpipes and lives in our shed.


16 Jul 09 - 02:48 PM (#2681645)
Subject: RE: BS: Michael Jackson spotted in a Hull
From: GUEST,eric the viking

Nah he's in Scotland scratching himself. Though I hear he's got the itch because he caught crabs.


17 Jul 09 - 10:49 AM (#2682205)
Subject: RE: BS: Michael Jackson spotted in a Hull
From: Stringsinger

At least it wasn't in a pancake or hamburger.