10 Aug 09 - 03:30 PM (#2697126) Subject: BS: is the word w#nk#r politically correct From: The Sandman should we stop using this word,because it might offend those that masturbate. |
10 Aug 09 - 03:40 PM (#2697136) Subject: RE: BS: is the word wanker politically correct From: MartinRyan Boom boom! |
10 Aug 09 - 03:41 PM (#2697141) Subject: RE: BS: is the word wanker politically correct From: Georgiansilver I'm not offended!!! |
10 Aug 09 - 03:58 PM (#2697152) Subject: RE: BS: is the word wanker politically correct From: Bill D In the USA, it's so obscure that it ain't even political, much less correct. |
10 Aug 09 - 04:01 PM (#2697156) Subject: RE: BS: is the word wanker politically correct From: Richard Bridge Well, I think it is politically correct as everyone does it irrespective of gender, colour, or religion. Not sure why it is a term of abuse really. Bill, what, then, do you call wanking in the USA? |
10 Aug 09 - 04:07 PM (#2697163) Subject: RE: BS: is the word wanker politically correct From: catspaw49 The usual term is "jack-off" although in Pittsburgh it is "Jagov"........same thing.........and to tell you da' truth, nobody who uses the term could give two shits if it is PC or not (;<)) Spaw |
10 Aug 09 - 04:09 PM (#2697165) Subject: RE: BS: is the word wanker politically correct From: catspaw49 BTW, its usually not used alone if you get my drift......you fuckin' jagov. Spaw |
10 Aug 09 - 04:11 PM (#2697168) Subject: RE: BS: is the word wanker politically correct From: Richard Bridge "Jack off" is surely gender specific, with the female version being "Jill off", isn't it? |
10 Aug 09 - 04:14 PM (#2697169) Subject: RE: BS: is the word wanker politically correct From: Lox Am I right in thinking that a "jerk" is an abbreviated "jerk off"? As in "what a Jerk, he must have had his jerk off abbreviated ..." Or am I just being creative again. |
10 Aug 09 - 04:16 PM (#2697171) Subject: RE: BS: is the word wanker politically correct From: John MacKenzie No Dick. As I said before but it was deleted, probably because I forgot to log in. |
10 Aug 09 - 04:18 PM (#2697172) Subject: RE: BS: is the word wanker politically correct From: Herga Kitty At Sidmouth festival last week, in the Anchor Middle Bar singing sessions, I heard a version of Jones's Ale with an additional verse about a banker (thanks to Tug the Cox from Exmouth shantymen). Kitty |
10 Aug 09 - 04:28 PM (#2697179) Subject: RE: BS: is the word wanker politically correct From: catspaw49 Lox, I think you're being creative man.......The jerk part comes from the motion as do many other terms related to masturbation....whip the Bishop, tamp your tool, bop your baloney, slam your sausage, etc. And RB.....No Jills.........I think we use jackoff in a bit more nasty way than you use wanker. Except between friends, calling someone a jackoff has nothing nice about it. If we refer to a woman with the same animosity we would probably us twat or cunt. Spaw |
10 Aug 09 - 04:29 PM (#2697181) Subject: RE: BS: is the word wanker politically correct From: Bill D I'm not sure why it never caught on over here...It is rather useful as both noun & verb..(I never even heard the term until I'd been online a couple years.) I do know that masturbation was not a common topic in MY youth...at least in the crowd I was around. About the only term I have ever heard as an adult is 'jerk-off', and it never seemed to be used in the half-kidding way that 'wanker' seems to be used in the UK. It was mostly used to refer to someone NOT present. |
10 Aug 09 - 04:32 PM (#2697188) Subject: RE: BS: is the word wanker politically correct From: MartinRyan BTW - my "Boom, boom", in the second post to the thread, related to John's original, deleted post, in case anyone's wondering! ;>) Regards |
10 Aug 09 - 04:36 PM (#2697192) Subject: RE: BS: is the word wanker politically correct From: Lox Spaw, I was messing a bit and went off on my own little tangent after the end of line 1. But There was an initial point which I just about allowed to breathe, though with my imaginations foot on its throat, which was to wonder whether the term "jerk" as in "what a jerk" was derived from "jerk off" - by which I mean ... erm ... well ... you know ... ... cos you don't go round saying "what a whip" or "what a bop" ... though maybe we should. |
10 Aug 09 - 04:41 PM (#2697194) Subject: RE: BS: is the word wanker politically correct From: catspaw49 Yeah Lox......Sorry man, I missed that. I gotta' read more for comprehension and less for speed. You may well be right on it! Spaw |
10 Aug 09 - 05:00 PM (#2697206) Subject: RE: BS: is the word wanker politically correct From: Little Hawk Is the original question politically relevant? ;-) Seems to me that only a total wanker would even ask such a question in the first place. Or a jagov. As the case may be... |
10 Aug 09 - 05:04 PM (#2697211) Subject: RE: BS: is the word wanker politically correct From: catspaw49 Geeziz Hawk.....What a wasted post! I thought that was a given........... Spaw |
10 Aug 09 - 05:05 PM (#2697212) Subject: RE: BS: is the word wanker politically correct From: Smokey. The term is particularly politically pertinent when applied to politicians. |
10 Aug 09 - 05:05 PM (#2697213) Subject: RE: BS: is the word wanker politically correct From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp Sounds like someone's polishin' the banana again to me. - Chongo |
10 Aug 09 - 05:08 PM (#2697217) Subject: RE: BS: is the word wanker politically correct From: GUEST,Wilfred Penifere I am offended by this thread. I demand that it be closed. |
10 Aug 09 - 05:14 PM (#2697224) Subject: RE: BS: is the word wanker politically correct From: folk1e BTW, its usually not used alone if you get my drift......you fuckin' jagov. ..... isn't that an oxymoron? |
10 Aug 09 - 05:14 PM (#2697225) Subject: RE: BS: is the word wanker politically correct From: catspaw49 Sounds like someone's polishin' the banana again to me. That's why you are such a pathetic limpdick asswipe Chongo.........You don't polish a banana even if you are a dumbass chimp. You polish the knob........kriced what a dickhead....... Spaw |
10 Aug 09 - 05:18 PM (#2697233) Subject: RE: BS: is the word wanker politically correct From: catspaw49 ..... isn't that an oxymoron? No....unless you're wackin' your dick at a sperm bank. Or perhaps you're trying to get your hand pregnant...... Spaw |
10 Aug 09 - 05:33 PM (#2697251) Subject: RE: BS: is the word wanker politically correct From: The Sandman Wanker,is a term that is not reserved for one gender,do not forget, women masturbate as well. So less of this sexist stuff. |
10 Aug 09 - 05:45 PM (#2697261) Subject: RE: BS: is the word wanker politically correct From: Andrez Come again ........? Cheers, Andrez |
10 Aug 09 - 05:47 PM (#2697264) Subject: RE: BS: is the word wanker politically correct From: Georgiansilver Wanker is a term used about men Cap'n B.. it was never directed at women |
10 Aug 09 - 06:06 PM (#2697273) Subject: RE: BS: is the word wanker politically correct From: Dead Horse I thought wanking WAS directed at women, and is frequently associated with a pc. (Unless you are a gay male with no internet access :-) |
10 Aug 09 - 06:11 PM (#2697275) Subject: RE: BS: is the word wanker politically correct From: Peace WE elect our wankers in Canada, as do you in England. Ain't it grand? |
10 Aug 09 - 06:16 PM (#2697278) Subject: RE: BS: is the word wanker politically correct From: gnu Quite the circle jerk. |
10 Aug 09 - 06:19 PM (#2697282) Subject: RE: BS: is the word wanker politically correct From: Smokey. I thought wanking WAS directed at women You can get thrown off the bus for that where I live. Peace, they probably couldn't get proper jobs otherwise.. We call it 'care in the community' over here. |
10 Aug 09 - 06:22 PM (#2697284) Subject: RE: BS: is the word wanker politically correct From: Peace LOL Did you ever read Mark Twain's remark? "Ah, yes, Congress; that benevolent old asylum for the helpless." Great minds . . . . |
10 Aug 09 - 06:40 PM (#2697298) Subject: RE: BS: is the word wanker politically correct From: Smokey. Very apt.. Wouldn't it be nice if they didn't force us to be cynical? Never mind, we have the music. |
10 Aug 09 - 06:41 PM (#2697299) Subject: RE: BS: is the word wanker politically correct From: Peace Got that right, Smokey. |
10 Aug 09 - 06:51 PM (#2697305) Subject: RE: BS: is the word wanker politically correct From: Georgiansilver And I thought that Chinaman who got divorced was going back to China!!!!!! He said he was going back to Wan King |
10 Aug 09 - 06:54 PM (#2697311) Subject: RE: BS: is the word wanker politically correct From: Smokey. I saw, I came, I conked out. |
10 Aug 09 - 09:14 PM (#2697387) Subject: RE: BS: is the word wanker politically correct From: Joe_F Smokey: There was once an old man of great fame, Who, when asked how he did with a dame, Said, "In order to please her, I reversed Julius Caesar: ...." |
10 Aug 09 - 09:23 PM (#2697395) Subject: RE: BS: is the word wanker politically correct From: Smokey. Priceless! Thank you. |
10 Aug 09 - 11:11 PM (#2697430) Subject: RE: BS: is the word wanker politically correct From: GUEST,Wilfred Penifere I note that my urgent protest against this thread has not been heeded, and not even remarked upon! I am more offended than ever. I plan to contact the owner of this offensive site and insist that something be done. You have all been warned. I will not rest until I get a full apology and a retraction from those who have offended me. |
10 Aug 09 - 11:15 PM (#2697435) Subject: RE: BS: is the word wanker politically correct From: GUEST,leeneia Y'all can keep using 'wanker,' because it means something. But I don't want to hear anymore about anything being 'politically correct.' What does 'politically correct' actually mean? I'm waiting. See? Nobody knows what it means. It's just something that wankers use to get people upset. Give it up! |
10 Aug 09 - 11:39 PM (#2697442) Subject: RE: BS: is the word wanker politically correct From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp If you'd lived in Spain in the 1500's, Leeneia, or in Germany in the late 30s and 40s or in Pol Pot's Cambodia, you would've found out FAST what it means. It means "You either talk the way we want you to and ACT the way we want you to...or face the consequences." The consequences can vary some accordin' to the agenda and attitude of whoever's in charge, but they ain't usually all that pleasant. A somewhat lesser consequence could just be to get socially ostracized by people and lose yer job and yer career. This is what usually happens to people who ain't considered too politically correct in what is thought of as a modern "democracy". It has happened to folksingers too. The Johnson administration didn't consider Buffy Sainte-Marie to be politically correct at all, and she got no airplay in North America for 10 years, courtesy of government agents who went around to all the radio and TV stations. Every society has its own means of shuttin' up people who don't kowtow to the official line of the day, whatever it may be. Some societies go a lot farther than others in that respect, but the basic intention is similar...to silence those who do not obey and conform to what Big Brother has decided upon. The politically correct can be found on either the Right or the Left. It always has been that way, probably always will be. Scoudrels are not defined by their cause or their specific political affiliation, they are defined by their character. - Chongo |
10 Aug 09 - 11:43 PM (#2697443) Subject: RE: BS: is the word wanker politically correct From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp 'Scuse me. I meant to say "scoundrels", not "scoudrels". |
10 Aug 09 - 11:52 PM (#2697446) Subject: RE: BS: is the word wanker politically correct From: meself In Canada, I've only heard the terms (noun & verb) used by musicians in reference to lead-guitar players I mean other musicians who take lengthy solo breaks that are considered to be more self-indulgent than musical. |
11 Aug 09 - 12:35 AM (#2697462) Subject: RE: BS: is the word wanker politically correct From: Stilly River Sage I guess this thread answers the question about the name of a French or German town where the tourists all want their photos taken in front of the road sign into town. It was an item on Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me on NPR last Saturday. The quiz included a bit about two towns: one town had a name implying sex, and the other had a name implying masturbation. |
11 Aug 09 - 12:35 AM (#2697463) Subject: RE: BS: is the word wanker politically correct From: Smokey. In England we have the term 'a load of old wank', which is used similarly, but by no means exclusively in a musical sense. |
11 Aug 09 - 12:42 AM (#2697465) Subject: RE: BS: is the word wanker politically correct From: Peace "'Scuse me. I meant to say "scoundrels", not "scoudrels"." What about us scoudrels? |
11 Aug 09 - 01:35 AM (#2697473) Subject: RE: BS: is the word wanker politically correct From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp Sorry! I did not mean no disrespect to you scoudrels. Keep in mind I use a lotta double negatives, and you won't get me wrong. - Chongo |
11 Aug 09 - 01:40 AM (#2697475) Subject: RE: BS: is the word wanker politically correct From: Peace You are beginning to sound like a politician. GOOD work, Chongo. |
11 Aug 09 - 05:41 AM (#2697546) Subject: RE: BS: is the word wanker politically correct From: Will Fly Used to be in a band (many years ago) called the Plankspankers - named thus simply because the young lead guitarist's name was M.S. Bates... |
11 Aug 09 - 06:21 AM (#2697569) Subject: RE: BS: is the word wanker politically correct From: Georgiansilver Was he Mr Bates or Master? |
11 Aug 09 - 06:35 AM (#2697575) Subject: RE: BS: is the word wanker politically correct From: Dave Hanson It became politically correct when Ivor Biggun recorded the ' Wankers Song ' Dave H |
11 Aug 09 - 06:40 AM (#2697582) Subject: RE: BS: is the word wanker politically correct From: Mr Happy http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wanker |
11 Aug 09 - 06:59 AM (#2697597) Subject: RE: BS: is the word wanker politically correct From: Will Fly Was he Mr Bates or Master? Master was what we called him - what did you expect? :-) |
11 Aug 09 - 12:22 PM (#2697795) Subject: RE: BS: is the word wanker politically correct From: GUEST,Wilfred Penifere I will not stand idly by and be treated with utter contempt by this forum. I have borne it long enough. Very well. You asked for it. You lot are a bunch of worthless pillocks! |
11 Aug 09 - 12:28 PM (#2697803) Subject: RE: BS: is the word wanker politically correct From: Smokey. Wazzock. ;-) |
11 Aug 09 - 03:00 PM (#2697840) Subject: RE: BS: is the word wanker politically correct From: Don(Wyziwyg)T It must be politically correct, as it is arguably the only one word description which accurately describes those, of whatever nationality, who rise to the top in politics. One more step upward and they'll all be in the gutter. Said with tongue in cheek. Fingers tightly crossed behind back. Don T. |
11 Aug 09 - 03:08 PM (#2697848) Subject: RE: BS: is the word wanker politically correct From: Nigel Parsons An old comment, recently topical again, has it that the collective term for Bankers is a "wunch" As in a wunch of bankers! I can't recall who the quote was from, but there was the old time music hall comedian who claimed to have been walking along a narrow cliffside path when he met a young lady "I didn't know whether to block her passage, or toss myself off!" |
11 Aug 09 - 03:21 PM (#2697856) Subject: RE: BS: is the word wanker politically correct From: Will Fly The apocryphal story is that Max Miller was banned by the BBC for making that joke on air. Untrue. |
11 Aug 09 - 06:54 PM (#2698052) Subject: RE: BS: is the word wanker politically correct From: Herga Kitty Will Fly - oh gosh, I thought it was because the dance team was called Woodfidley. But a w replaced the sp. Kitty |
11 Aug 09 - 07:03 PM (#2698060) Subject: RE: BS: is the word wanker politically correct From: Bee-dubya-ell I don't think political correctness and direct insults have anything to do with one another. "Politically incorrect" implies that some people may find a word offensive while others do not. "Negro" is no longer politically correct, but it's not usually spoken as a direct insult. "Wanker" is intended as an insult. Asking whether "wanker" is politically correct is a bit like asking whether "Goddamned shit-for-brains fuck-faced asshole" is politically correct. |
11 Aug 09 - 07:09 PM (#2698066) Subject: RE: BS: is the word wanker politically correct From: gnu Well, it is for some, BWL, but few can toss it offhand. I can only think of two, and that's shoving it a bit too far. |
11 Aug 09 - 08:03 PM (#2698121) Subject: RE: BS: is the word wanker politically correct From: Richard Bridge No, seriously, the issue is that it is a sexual insult. The second-level meaning is that the "wanker" is unable to obtain two-party sexual congress. It is a statement that the wanker is disempowered. Thus there is an implication that sexual relations are a matter of one party overpowering the other - and usually the intendedly empowered party is the male. |
11 Aug 09 - 08:06 PM (#2698127) Subject: RE: BS: is the word wanker politically correct From: Smokey. What if you're wanking someone else though? |
11 Aug 09 - 08:08 PM (#2698128) Subject: RE: BS: is the word wanker politically correct From: Peace '"Goddamned shit-for-brains fuck-faced asshole"' You'd best start considering how Canucks feel when you speak about our leader in that manner. Keriste. That is politically correct! |
11 Aug 09 - 08:08 PM (#2698129) Subject: RE: BS: is the word wanker politically correct From: gnu "usually the intendedly empowered party is the male" What? The women got half the money and all the pussy. THAT is empowered. |
11 Aug 09 - 08:10 PM (#2698132) Subject: RE: BS: is the word wanker politically correct From: Peace I'm gettin' my ass OFF this thread before I get in trouble. |
11 Aug 09 - 08:17 PM (#2698146) Subject: RE: BS: is the word wanker politically correct From: Smokey. Me too - I don't want to sound as if I'm blowing my own trumpet, but I have both hands full at the present. |
11 Aug 09 - 08:23 PM (#2698153) Subject: RE: BS: is the word wanker politically correct From: Peace Smokey, you need a wheelbarrow . . . |
11 Aug 09 - 08:49 PM (#2698178) Subject: RE: BS: is the word wanker politically correct From: Smokey. Hmm.. I'm not sure I can control myself around garden implements.. and it can make such a mess - one can be scrubbing gnomes for days. |
12 Aug 09 - 06:02 AM (#2698385) Subject: RE: BS: is the word wanker politically correct From: Mr Happy The junior section of the Boys Brigade is now known as the Anchor Boys. In towns/ districts whose names end in a 'W' - they need to take care how they say it, as in '49th Glasgow Anchor Boys' |
12 Aug 09 - 09:14 AM (#2698502) Subject: RE: BS: is the word wanker politically correct From: Dave the Gnome I have realised that, over the years, I have started to use the term for anyone who performs a particularly selfish act. In traffic, for instance, it is most often applied to BMW drivers:-) (Yes, I know there are a few decent ones but you know what I mean) Those who will do what they want regardless of the mess they cause. I think it was most suitably applied in 'The Commitments'. On ticking off the sax player (I think) the leader says that he is supposed to be playing soul, not jazz. Jazz, he comments, is musical wanking... :D (eG) (Who has now offended BMW drivers and Jazz lovers in one easy paragraph) |
12 Aug 09 - 10:50 AM (#2698561) Subject: RE: BS: is the word wanker politically correct From: Jack Blandiver Wanking is the achievement of ejaculation without orgasm; it seems some 80% of all men suffer from this inability, leading to feelings of guilt, inadequacy, frustration, depression and in extreme cases it might even result in them taking up folk singing. Onanism, on the other hand, is celebratory, shameless & joyful male-masturbation in which the virtuosic techniques of ecstasy result in a near infinite orgasmic plateau long before the old semen puts in an appearance, which is, of course, optional. And it turns women on something rotten. If God hadn't wanted us to masturbate he'd have put our genitals in the middle of our backs. Otherwise - any good masturbation songs? Here's one: Muddy Mouth from Robert Wyatt's Ruth is Stranger than Richard (1975) Deep in the undergrows, Handy sighed with relief. He'd come alone in the dark He'd come again at dawn, if not before the morning cockrise Meanwhile in the bushes above, behind the toepath which goes along Beside the canal leading to the sea, which in turn leads on to All the major oceans - Indian, Atlantic, Pacific, I can't remember the names Of the others off - Handy cided to leave He'd come apart at the seam - endangered life and lawn order before The more since he lies (even under oaf handy lies) when he feels caught Between righthand wrong. I think he just might have been wrong this time Which in turn left him with few alternatives to relieving himself by hand Alone in the dark, wanking in the bog? Another is Three Tenses Onanism from Kew. Rhone by John Greaves & Peter Blegvad (1977) but I don't have the words to hand. Anyone?? |
12 Aug 09 - 04:02 PM (#2698782) Subject: RE: BS: is the word wanker politically correct From: Amos Both "wanker" and "Goddamned shit-for-brains fuck-faced asshole" are politically correct. They are INSULTS!!! If anyone tried to start a movement to forbid all derogatory opinions being expressed, all statements of outraged disapprobation, all condemnations of profound, bottomless, pecker-blind stupidity on the part of our fellow humans of various ages real or imagined, they would be laughed out of town as a bunch of panty-waisted pussies, is that not so? Might as well try to outlaw salt and pepper. A |
12 Aug 09 - 04:12 PM (#2698800) Subject: RE: BS: is the word wanker politically correct From: The Sandman Dick plays his Willy song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0zAr1t6nTE |
12 Aug 09 - 04:32 PM (#2698811) Subject: RE: BS: is the word wanker politically correct From: Richard Bridge "ejaculation without orgasm; it seems some 80% of all men suffer from this inability" WOT? |
12 Aug 09 - 06:37 PM (#2698943) Subject: RE: BS: is the word wanker politically correct From: Smokey. Wot indeed.... Well, each to his own, as they say. |
12 Aug 09 - 06:38 PM (#2698945) Subject: RE: BS: is the word wanker politically correct From: Peace Ya gotta hand it to him, huh? |
12 Aug 09 - 06:59 PM (#2698968) Subject: RE: BS: is the word wanker politically correct From: Smokey. I'd rather not, if it's all the same to you.. |
12 Aug 09 - 09:11 PM (#2699035) Subject: RE: BS: is the word wanker politically correct From: Little Hawk What's worse? "Wanker" or "tosser"? |
12 Aug 09 - 09:31 PM (#2699046) Subject: RE: BS: is the word wanker politically correct From: Smokey. After a considerable amount of scientific research, I say'tosser' is better for muttering under your breath as it requires less movement of the mouth. On the other hand, 'wanker' is probably more easily understood by lip-readers. For maximum communicability though, it's hard to beat a simple gesture. |
12 Aug 09 - 09:38 PM (#2699049) Subject: RE: BS: is the word wanker politically correct From: Peace Chongo: man of few words . . . . |
13 Aug 09 - 06:11 AM (#2699274) Subject: RE: BS: is the word wanker politically correct From: GUEST,Mr Red It is ever so slightly easier to say than banker and more appropriate. And given the government involvement in banking these days, very political and correct in that context also. |
13 Aug 09 - 09:21 AM (#2699374) Subject: RE: BS: is the word wanker politically correct From: Lox choking the chongo ... ... chafing the chimp ... |
14 Aug 09 - 04:03 AM (#2699995) Subject: RE: BS: is the word wanker politically correct From: goatfell in australia they talk about blowing off or the men are are about to blow, but hten they wnet a PC a fish's name |
14 Aug 09 - 08:28 AM (#2700124) Subject: RE: BS: is the word wanker politically correct From: GUEST,Michelin Man The best one is when the wife does it for you - she saya it can be quite hard work |
14 Aug 09 - 09:07 AM (#2700155) Subject: RE: BS: is the word wanker politically correct From: Jack Blandiver Didn't Henry VIII have a personal man-servant to attend to such matters as onanism? In which case is it truly onanism? No doubt he was skilled in the art of fellatio too, as few men are, though there is a further rumour that the diminutive pop-star Prince had certain ribs removed to facilitate an oral dimension to the business of self-love. I dare say for us fat folky blokes a good deal of liposuction would be involved as well... I wonder, how many here have ever sucked their own dick? Or yet licked their own pussies? Which brings me back to an intriguing medieval carving that might be found on the exterior of the church of in St. Michael's-on-Wyre in which a female contortionist appears to be doing just that: Sheela-Na-Gig / Sexual Contortionist - 15th Century And not quite the same thing but I think this is my favourite ever YouTube video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrPosTPSXxw |
14 Aug 09 - 06:48 PM (#2700531) Subject: RE: BS: is the word wanker politically correct From: Smokey. Dammit, now I've got a bad back, I'm coughing up hairballs, and the poor cat is quite bewildered. That's the last time I take advice from you.. I thought onanism was 'casting one's seed upon the ground'.. I don't think the D.I.Y. approach is compulsory. |
15 Aug 09 - 04:53 AM (#2700775) Subject: RE: BS: is the word wanker politically correct From: Jack Blandiver That's the last time I take advice from you.. Sorry, I should have made that clearer. By pussies I meant c*nts rather than c*ts, though if you'd followed the picture link all would have been made clear. I could have said fanny of course, but in America the word means something very different indeed - hence the look of mute bafflement on a hitherto belligerent London bus-driver's face when an old American girlfriend told him to go kiss my fanny. Apparantly Zappa's Over-Nite Sensation refers to the practise of using a grapefruit for the purposes of masturbation. Any other strange accessories out there in the taboo realms of wanklore? |
15 Aug 09 - 09:20 AM (#2700860) Subject: RE: BS: is the word wanker politically correct From: Rusty Dobro Our local council, or maybe newspaper, is issuing car stickers with the legend 'Don't Be A Tosser!', directed at litter-droppers. When I was growing up, 'tosser' was a heavy-duty swear-word, just like 'wanker' - you wouldn't let a grown-up hear you saying it. When I see the stickers, half a century drops away and feel guilty just seeing the word. (And I've worked in a dock-yard for over 30 years since then!) |
15 Aug 09 - 10:54 PM (#2701371) Subject: RE: BS: is the word wanker politically correct From: Little Hawk We should probably also discuss whether the following words are politically correct: pissant dipstick (the pejorative form) dumbass prat grease monkey blatherskite diddlemacher pinhead wonk |
16 Aug 09 - 01:36 PM (#2701672) Subject: RE: BS: is the word wanker politically correct From: Stringsinger Shweik, Wanker is quaint and from the other side of the Pond. Actually it could be liberally applied to almost anyone in politics, religion or popular music. I have been called by this epithet by someone who didn't have a legitimate rebuttal to a discussion on Iraq. It intimates a lack of regard for others, hence, the idea of autoeroticism at the expense of sharing intimacy. As a participant in Shweikian endeavors in the military farce, you are undoubtably aware of its practice among frustrated warriors. At least unless abnormally abused, a wanker will not produce a canker. |
16 Aug 09 - 01:46 PM (#2701683) Subject: RE: BS: is the word wanker politically correct From: Emma B Not certain about a grapefruit but there's always the fictional Turkish proverb, "A woman for duty / A boy for pleasure / But a melon for ecstasy." Some UK catters may well remember dancing to the Melons for Ecstasy ceilidh band - I remember trying to explain the name to my secretary at the time :) I've heard some stranger stories from medical friends in Emergency rooms however :) |
16 Aug 09 - 01:53 PM (#2701687) Subject: RE: BS: is the word wanker politically correct From: The Sandman Stringsinger,very good,you made me laugh. |
16 Aug 09 - 04:35 PM (#2701795) Subject: RE: BS: is the word wanker politically correct From: Amos The expression "jerk-off" is much, much younger than the word "jerk" meaning a foolish or stupid person. Recall that a soda fountain attendant was also called a jerk (a soda jerk), a useage not found much today. And there are a lot of other meanings to jerk, including a treatment of pork or beef. Some of these go back a century or more, I would guess; but "jerk off " is probably 20th century. A |
16 Aug 09 - 04:38 PM (#2701799) Subject: RE: BS: is the word wanker politically correct From: Amos jerk (n.) Look up jerk at Dictionary.com 1935, "tedious and ineffectual person," Amer.Eng. carnival slang, perhaps from jerkwater town (1878), where a steam locomotive crew had to take on boiler water from a trough or a creek because there was no water tank. This led 1890s to an adj. use of jerk as "inferior, insignificant." Probably also infl. by verb jerk off, slang for "perform male masturbation" (first recorded 1916). Jerk off (n.) as an emphatic form of jerk (n.) first attested 1968. jerk (v.) Look up jerk at Dictionary.com 1550, "to lash, strike as with a whip," of uncertain origin, perhaps echoic. Noun sense of "sudden sharp pull or twist" first recorded 1575. Meaning "involuntary spasmodic movement of limbs or features" first recorded 1805. As the name of a popular dance, it is attested from 1966. Sense in soda jerk attested from 1883, from the pulling motion required to work the taps. |
17 Aug 09 - 05:09 AM (#2702073) Subject: RE: BS: is the word wanker politically correct From: Jack Blandiver I've heard some stranger stories from medical friends in Emergency rooms however :) Do tell! |
17 Aug 09 - 07:24 PM (#2702646) Subject: RE: BS: is the word wanker politically correct From: Smokey. I've heard of a peeled potato having to be removed from the darkest depths of a clergyman's rectum, which somehow, in itself, doesn't greatly surprise me, but the excuse he gave the nurses was wonderful. He claimed he was standing naked on the sink replacing the curtains in his kitchen, and slipped, sitting down very hard on the offending vegetable which just happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time. Ever since I heard that, I've steadfastly avoided changing my curtains naked. |
17 Aug 09 - 11:38 PM (#2702821) Subject: RE: BS: is the word wanker politically correct From: Little Hawk Smart move. Naked curtain changing can be very hazardous and the results can be embarrassing. My cousin, for instance, got a live guinea pig, a bottle of Tia Maria, a stapler, 3 back issues of "Good Housekeeping", and six navel oranges stuck up his rectum in exactly the same fashion, and you can imagine how embarrassing that was when he went to the emergency! So DON'T hang curtains in the nude if you wish to avoid this sort of thing. People just don't understand. |
17 Aug 09 - 11:43 PM (#2702822) Subject: RE: BS: is the word wanker politically correct From: Peace You have all heard about the ape that encountered a similar problem? |
18 Aug 09 - 12:06 AM (#2702829) Subject: RE: BS: is the word wanker politically correct From: Smokey. Ugh - I hate Tia Maria, but it's probably preferable to actually drinking the stuff. |
18 Aug 09 - 01:01 AM (#2702849) Subject: RE: BS: is the word wanker politically correct From: Smokey. Ape? |
18 Aug 09 - 01:10 AM (#2702854) Subject: RE: BS: is the word wanker politically correct From: Peace An ape went into a bar with its human master. The bartender told the guy to keep his ape away from the pool table because the balls were ivory and now impossible to replace. Well, the ape went to the table, picked up the cue ball and swallowed it. The bartender threw them out with the admonishment 'never to return'. Two days later the fellow and ape entered the bar. The fellow was carrying a small box that was gift wrapped. Bartender told them to leave but the fellow gave him the box with sincere apologies. Inside was the cue ball all white and clean, sparkling. So, the barkeep told them they could stay but to keep the ape away from the table. As the evening wore on, the ape would take pieces of pizza crust and shove them up his arse, take them out and eat them. Same with crisps, peanuts, celery, etc. The barkeep asked the fellow what the ape was doing and the fellow replied, "Well, ever since he passed that cue ball he's been checking the size of everything he eats!" |
18 Aug 09 - 08:38 AM (#2703027) Subject: RE: BS: is the word wanker politically correct From: Jeri You can believe that potato thing if you've ever seen that video of an elephant sitting on a guys head. |
18 Aug 09 - 02:49 PM (#2703268) Subject: RE: BS: is the word wanker politically correct From: Smokey. Thanks, Peace :-) - - - - Can't help admiring the elephant's sense of humour.. Much as I'm against the exploitation of animals, I can't help thinking that would make an excellent punishment for incompetent politicians and suchlike. |
18 Aug 09 - 08:55 PM (#2703440) Subject: RE: BS: is the word wanker politically correct From: Peace Well, the election of wankers certainly helps keep them contained. We always knew what they were doing, but now we know where they're doing it. |
18 Aug 09 - 09:12 PM (#2703446) Subject: RE: BS: is the word wanker politically correct From: Smokey. Heck yes - put them on a pedestal and let them publicly demonstrate their masturbatory skills, it's better than the furtive friggers of the financial world who just leave it around for people to slip on. |