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BS: Happy Birthday to Jacqui

15 Aug 09 - 12:28 PM (#2700950)
Subject: BS: Happy Birthday to Jacqui
From: kendall

Later on today I will be lifting a dram of Glen Fiddich to my dear wife, Jacqui. A toast to she who must be obeyed. I know.. CELLAR.

15 Aug 09 - 01:06 PM (#2700974)
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From: maeve

A very happy day to you, Jacqui. I know you'll be celebrating and celebrated all year. Thank you for all the lovely shawls you give to people who need a hug. You are a much beloved person, and I am thankful to have been honored with your friendship.

maeve

15 Aug 09 - 01:27 PM (#2700997)
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Happy Birthday Jacqui!!!!

15 Aug 09 - 01:31 PM (#2700999)
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From: bfdk

Have a great day, Jacqui. Did you find some nice hideobilia for Sins? ;-)

Bente

15 Aug 09 - 01:43 PM (#2701016)
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From: John MacKenzie

Many happy returns to a lovely lady.

Live long, die happy ;)


John

15 Aug 09 - 02:07 PM (#2701032)
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From: Irene M

Have a good one.

Irene

15 Aug 09 - 02:08 PM (#2701034)
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From: Amos

Bright Angel of Folkies and Sireen of the Mudcat, Keeper of the Folkie Hoosegow and Avenging Spirit of the Maligned Taylor:

Happiest of Birthdays to you. Know that you are forty-two you will have to start taking some responsibility for that irascible miscreant of a husband of yours....



A

15 Aug 09 - 02:23 PM (#2701045)
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From: gnu

Live long and happy.

15 Aug 09 - 02:37 PM (#2701056)
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From: Georgiansilver

Hope your day is all you wanted it to be. Best wishes, Mike.

15 Aug 09 - 02:42 PM (#2701058)
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From: Micca

Many Happies Jacqui, see you in October
Now VT if you could get that made in those3 colours, about 2 foot tall, in Ceramic it would be the perfect present!!!

15 Aug 09 - 02:48 PM (#2701061)
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From: mouldy

A very happy birthday from me too!

Andrea

15 Aug 09 - 03:15 PM (#2701091)
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From: ClaireBear

Birthy Hapday! More apple juice?

C

15 Aug 09 - 03:19 PM (#2701095)
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From: fat B****rd

Best wishes from Dunfermline, Jaqui !

15 Aug 09 - 03:23 PM (#2701098)
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From: Tinker

Love Ya Lady

Let your Light shine !

15 Aug 09 - 03:25 PM (#2701101)
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From: jacqui.c

Thank you all. I've had a lovely day, albeit that it would have been more perfect if the Cap'n had been here.

I got a lovely card from my beloved, (very romantic) and got totally spoiled by my daughter and family. Went paddling on Bournemouth beach with the grandson (He Who Walks On Water, but didn't today as there were too many people around) and had a cartoon done of Lewis and me, courtesy of my daughter.

KFC for dinner, with toffee icecream to follow, washed down with a nice Chardonnay.

Back to my son in Shepperton tomorrow, hopefully going to Herga on Monday night and then home to Maine on Tuesday.

15 Aug 09 - 03:30 PM (#2701107)
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From: John MacKenzie

Well Seamus may be on a diet, but his Mom obviously isn't!
Glad you enjoyed it Jacqui

John

15 Aug 09 - 03:32 PM (#2701109)
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From: Peace

Happy Birthday, Jacqui.

15 Aug 09 - 03:41 PM (#2701115)
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From: Janie

Much love to you, Jacqui, and may each day hold for you at least a bit of loveliness to match your own!

Happy Birthday.

Janie

15 Aug 09 - 04:01 PM (#2701132)
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From: alanabit

Happy Birthday Jacqui. May you enjoy many more in both of your countries.

15 Aug 09 - 04:04 PM (#2701134)
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From: gnu

KFC? KFC?

KFC?

15 Aug 09 - 04:08 PM (#2701140)
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From: jacqui.c

For my favourite Canuck - Kentucky Fried Chicken - one thing I do like occasionally, a preference shared by my daughter, son-in-law and grandson, so everyone was happy.

I get lobster next week in Maine - oh, joy!

15 Aug 09 - 04:32 PM (#2701151)
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From: KT

Wishing much joy and happiness to one who brings so much of the same to SO many people! Jacqui, you are a delight!!! Happy, day, happy year!! And lots o' love!   KT

15 Aug 09 - 04:34 PM (#2701152)
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From: ranger1

Happy birthday, English Mum! I will have to find something suitable for when you get home...

15 Aug 09 - 04:41 PM (#2701157)
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From: GUEST,Kendall

The laundry is piling up. (Old joke)

15 Aug 09 - 04:46 PM (#2701161)
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From: kendall

I don't understand it; every time I leave my confuser for a while when I return my cookie is gone!

15 Aug 09 - 04:48 PM (#2701164)
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From: Amos

Hey, you old joke--put it all in the mosheen and set it on "Normal", press start, and don't forget to shift it to the dryer when its done!!! Oh--make sure you put it in the correct mosheen--not the blender.

See? I been trayned.


A

15 Aug 09 - 04:49 PM (#2701167)
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From: Megan L

NORMAL - Kendall come on Amos

15 Aug 09 - 04:55 PM (#2701173)
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From: Gorgeous Gary

Happy Birthday Jacqui!

-- Gary

15 Aug 09 - 05:18 PM (#2701197)
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From: gnu

KFC.. yeah... I know what it stands for... klogging f***ing choleteral.

15 Aug 09 - 05:29 PM (#2701205)
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From: John MacKenzie

Kentucky Fried Cat

15 Aug 09 - 05:58 PM (#2701225)
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From: Severn

Jaqui,

May your birthday fantasies take flight on wings of Kanucky Fried Chicken, and be filled with Colonels of Wisdom. Murphy's Law would not apply here, but Cole's Law might if you're taking sides. Any talk of breasts and thighs and I'd have to take flight myself to avoid the cellar.

Best wishes to a kind generous and supportive lady.

15 Aug 09 - 08:51 PM (#2701320)
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From: Bobert

Whew!!!

I was gonna just watch a dumb movie on the TV but the pudder was beckonin' me...

*Turn me on, Bobert... Turn me on..."

Now I know why...

It's jacqui's birthday!!!

Hooray, and make it the happiest of all, jacqz... Get the old man out of the house and drink up all his Scotch... You have my permission... Hey, it is yer birthday, ain't it...

Bobert

16 Aug 09 - 12:28 AM (#2701414)
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From: karen k

Happy belated birthday, Jacqui. Hope it was a great one. And lobster still to come. It can't get any better than that.

karen

16 Aug 09 - 12:53 AM (#2701421)
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From: Sandra in Sydney

more belated greetings, this time from the other side of the world

sandra

16 Aug 09 - 01:39 AM (#2701426)
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From: catspaw49

How about if I get you on the floor and give you a KFC rubdown, after which I'll hold you down and munch your giblets? Kendall can go off elsewhere and tell some longwinded tale about the guy from Kennebunkport who lived his entire adult life, except his 27th year, with a lobster up his ass sideways........or some other equally bizarre story about a family of tap dancers in Augusta that has passed through 6 generations and never left the street they live on except to buy toilet paper once each year on May 16th.

If no rubdown with a birthday lickin', then let me say simply Happy Birthday! But I tell ya' a rubber sheet and a bucket of original recipe could be a whole lot more fun.............


Spaw

16 Aug 09 - 03:39 AM (#2701441)
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From: jacqui.c

Spaw - I'm sitting here laughing like a drain, luckily none of my extended family is in the room with me 'cause I'm not sure they would really get the humour, particularly He Who Walks On Water, AKA the Grandson, aged 8. I'm wondering if you're giving the Cap'n ideas here - now THERE'S a picture that will send Becca72 into five more years of therapy, at least.

Gnu - I know it's artery clogging, which is why it's a very occasional treat. I'll be back to eating relatively sensibly when I get back to Maine, but I'm on me 'olidays right now so have cut loose a bit.

I'm travelling back to Shepperton today, by way of Southampton, where I lose the car to my friends who use it when I'm in Maine, and spend the rest of the trip with my son and granddaughter, who also Walks On Water!

16 Aug 09 - 04:19 AM (#2701452)
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From: jacqui.c

Oh, and the day was made complete when we found a wonderful present for my dear friend SINSULL.............


Hehehehehehehehehehehehe..............

16 Aug 09 - 06:42 AM (#2701475)
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From: kendall

Spaw, I knew you were weird but I didn't know you had a death wish.

16 Aug 09 - 06:55 AM (#2701478)
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From: freda underhill

happy birthday - to a very kind and caring woman who makes everyone else's day happy!

x freda

16 Aug 09 - 08:24 AM (#2701506)
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From: Fortunato

Happy Birthday, Jacqui.

16 Aug 09 - 08:32 AM (#2701508)
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From: Beer

Many many more Jacqui.
Adrien

16 Aug 09 - 08:33 AM (#2701509)
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From: Maryrrf

Missed this thread yesterday Jacqui but I see from your posts on FB it was a good one! Happy Belated Birthday

16 Aug 09 - 10:38 AM (#2701560)
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From: AllisonA(Animaterra)

Stuck as I am this summer with only a Blackberry for internet, I missed yet another WWBD (Wonderful Woman's BirthDay), Happiest days to you, dear Jacqui, and a safe return home.

16 Aug 09 - 04:54 PM (#2701812)
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From: DebC

Sorry this is late, Birthday Sister! I've been offline the last few days. I do hope your birthday was a sfun as mine.

Love to the Cap'n and to you ofr course!

Deb

16 Aug 09 - 06:21 PM (#2701858)
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From: My guru always said

Bu**er, missed it!! Many happies for yesterday, today, tomorrow & all your days! Safe journeys jacqui!
Hil x

16 Aug 09 - 08:14 PM (#2701915)
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From: frogprince

Aww, missed this yesterday; belated greetings to a truly classy lady.
                         Dean

16 Aug 09 - 10:34 PM (#2701978)
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From: Sandy Mc Lean

A (better late than never) HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

17 Aug 09 - 02:16 PM (#2702364)
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From: Hawker

So sorry to have missed your birthday, hope you had a truly wonderful day, much love, Lucy x

17 Aug 09 - 04:31 PM (#2702478)
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From: SussexCarole

Very late wishes from us Jacqui. Happy Birthday - it was great to see you in Scarborough (this side of the pond)

Carole & Andrew xx

17 Aug 09 - 05:01 PM (#2702508)
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From: catspaw49

.........***sigh***.................oh well.....................but I bet you never think of KFC or utter the words "finger lickin' good" in the future without thinking of what could have been........or at least this thread! LMAO..........

Spaw

17 Aug 09 - 05:56 PM (#2702570)
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From: SINSULL

Just back from NYC the heat capitol of the world. 9 hours down - a nightmare trip through Massachusetts with peo[ple running out of gas in the crush. Only 6 1/2 hours back. Home to find my gate fixed and my cats annoyed.

Happy Birthday, you old bat! I saw endless pieces of crap in the Bog Apple but it was too damn hot and sticky to even stop and look.
A belated treasure will be yours, not to worry.

I do have about 35,000 tiny bottle of shampoo, cram rinse, body wash, lotions, etc. Don't ask.

I also have a three litre bottle of red wine aged to perfection except I think it was standing up. It leaked in my car. Anyone for some nice red vinegar?

Spaw, go stand in the corner until Karen says you can come out.
SINS

17 Aug 09 - 06:19 PM (#2702593)
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From: jacqui.c

LOL Mary.

Just got back from Herga folk club, having been ferried there and back by Leadfingers. A great evening, so many good singers there!

Tomorrow my lovely son takes me to the airport and Virgin Airlines will take me back to Boston. By this time tomorrow evening I would hope to be through immigration and customs and waiting for the coach to take me back home to my Sweetie.

I love my travels, and seeing my family, but it's good to get back home.

17 Aug 09 - 06:42 PM (#2702611)
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From: Herga Kitty

Great to see and hear you at Herga this evening - all best wishes for safe and comfortable journey back to Maine. And if you could bring the Captain with you next year, that would be much appreciated!

Kitty

17 Aug 09 - 07:06 PM (#2702628)
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From: wysiwyg

HB, J!

~S~

17 Aug 09 - 07:30 PM (#2702651)
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From: gnu

Just got back from Herga folk club, having been ferried there and back by Leadfingers.

You let T drive? Ye Brits are brave.

T.... teasin bud... you know....

17 Aug 09 - 07:44 PM (#2702662)
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From: Leadfingers

And she sang two songs VERY well ! Safe trip home Jack !

18 Aug 09 - 06:09 AM (#2702945)
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From: kendall

HK, I have every intention to visit the UK next year.

18 Aug 09 - 06:36 AM (#2702960)
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From: kendall

I doubled her insurance when she told me she was going to ride with T.

18 Aug 09 - 08:12 AM (#2703009)
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From: Becca72

Mary, WTF is cram rinse???


Belated Happy Birthday to my wicked step mother! I was away for the weekend and didn't get to this thread in time.

18 Aug 09 - 08:19 AM (#2703014)
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From: John MacKenzie

cream rinse?

18 Aug 09 - 08:44 AM (#2703031)
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From: SINSULL

Bog Apple didn't catch your eye? I was tired and cranky - I misspelled.
The cats can't fit throughthe slats in the gate and now I am in big trouble. LOL They sit outside the gate and glare at it. Freddie of course fits thru nicely.
See you Tuesday night, Jacqui. HB

18 Aug 09 - 09:29 AM (#2703063)
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From: Rapparee

I was going to wish her every happiness, but then I remembered she's got Kendall Seamus.

18 Aug 09 - 09:55 AM (#2703083)
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From: kendall

I dont get no respect...

18 Aug 09 - 09:58 AM (#2703086)
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From: frogprince

Not true, captain; you obviously get no respect on a regular basis!

18 Aug 09 - 11:21 AM (#2703143)
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From: kendall

Sinsull, so the cats can't get through the gate? That reminds me of an incident that happend years ago on Congress st in Portland. A city bus stopped and a rather large lady tried to get on but she was so fat her legs lacked the strenght to lift her. Some wag who never forgets anything, laughed at her, and she yelled "If you were half a man you would help me."
He replied, "If you were half a woman you wouldn't need help."

18 Aug 09 - 11:26 AM (#2703145)
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From: ranger1

Mary, I caught "Bog Apple", but I thought you meant it that way.

18 Aug 09 - 11:27 AM (#2703147)
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From: John MacKenzie

Aye, she's not half the woman her father was.

18 Aug 09 - 11:33 AM (#2703152)
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From: Becca72

Bog Apple seemed to fit to me, too...

18 Aug 09 - 10:53 PM (#2703524)
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From: maeve

Welcome home, Jacqui. You're the woman Kendall wants and you're the one he gets.

m

19 Aug 09 - 08:59 AM (#2703762)
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From: jacqui.c

It's nice to be home. I went for a walk on the beach with Seamus this morning, we spent an hour just walking and that really does lift the spirits immensely.

Now I've got to get unpacked and packed again for a weekend away, in Machias and then up to New Brunswick.

Life do get busy sometimes!

19 Aug 09 - 10:06 AM (#2703789)
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From: topical tom

Happy Birthday and many more!