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BS: Simile : Rough as . . . ?

06 Nov 09 - 07:34 AM (#2760733)
Subject: BS: Simile : Rough as . . . ?
From: Bryn Pugh

I know of three :

. . . a bear's arse ;

. . . a split clog [my own favourite :-)]

. . . a duck's chuff.

Any others ?


06 Nov 09 - 08:01 AM (#2760755)
Subject: RE: BS: Simile : Rough as . . . ?
From: MartinRyan

I've heard that first one localised in Ireland as ".... a badger's arse"!

Regards


06 Nov 09 - 08:06 AM (#2760758)
Subject: RE: BS: Simile : Rough as . . . ?
From: Bobert

Rough as a cob (as in corn)...


06 Nov 09 - 08:07 AM (#2760761)
Subject: RE: BS: Simile : Rough as . . . ?
From: Jack Campin

...guts.

Which makes no sense at all, but it's a common expression in New Zealand.


06 Nov 09 - 08:08 AM (#2760764)
Subject: RE: BS: Simile : Rough as . . . ?
From: SINSULL

a cat's tongue.


06 Nov 09 - 08:09 AM (#2760765)
Subject: RE: BS: Simile : Rough as . . . ?
From: Micca

.....Old Boots is the most used I've heard(usually describing a person
.....2 miles of country road
.....Sunday morning after Scrumpy


06 Nov 09 - 08:31 AM (#2760780)
Subject: RE: BS: Simile : Rough as . . . ?
From: Georgiansilver

In the 1960's 'As rough as scrumpy' .... scrumpy was the 'roughest ' of rough cider. Health and safety have taken its roughness away.... shame I say !!!!!


06 Nov 09 - 08:43 AM (#2760782)
Subject: RE: BS: Simile : Rough as . . . ?
From: theleveller

"Old Boots is the most used I've heard(usually describing a person"

It's always been 'TOUGH as old boots' where I come from (usually used to describe meat).

The term 'rough as you are' is used to temper a compliment, as in 'you're a good lad, rough as you are'.


06 Nov 09 - 09:46 AM (#2760826)
Subject: RE: BS: Simile : Rough as . . . ?
From: Rapparee

...barbed wire toilet paper.
...ten miles of bad road.
...a steel saddle.


06 Nov 09 - 01:00 PM (#2760965)
Subject: RE: BS: Simile : Rough as . . . ?
From: frogprince

...a porcupine sandwich...


06 Nov 09 - 01:28 PM (#2760989)
Subject: RE: BS: Simile : Rough as . . . ?
From: Steve Shaw

...a vulture's crutch

...a bear's bollocks


06 Nov 09 - 01:58 PM (#2761013)
Subject: RE: BS: Simile : Rough as . . . ?
From: kendall

Rough as a Maine road in the spring. (Pot holes caused by freezing and thawing)


06 Nov 09 - 02:53 PM (#2761051)
Subject: RE: BS: Simile : Rough as . . . ?
From: gnu

.... shoving butter up a bobcat's ass with a red hot poker. (My Dad was a poet.)


06 Nov 09 - 05:15 PM (#2761137)
Subject: RE: BS: Simile : Rough as . . . ?
From: bill\sables

Rough as a witches arse where I come from


06 Nov 09 - 05:21 PM (#2761141)
Subject: RE: BS: Simile : Rough as . . . ?
From: EBarnacle

salted ice


06 Nov 09 - 05:55 PM (#2761162)
Subject: RE: BS: Simile : Rough as . . . ?
From: Lonesome EJ

Bobert's right, said like this: "That road along the river's just rougher'n a cob".


06 Nov 09 - 05:58 PM (#2761166)
Subject: RE: BS: Simile : Rough as . . . ?
From: VirginiaTam

rough as a carpenter's hands or lumberjack's chin (unshaven)


06 Nov 09 - 06:05 PM (#2761171)
Subject: RE: BS: Simile : Rough as . . . ?
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T

"Rough as a sack of gravel"

"Rough as a shale sandwich"


06 Nov 09 - 06:46 PM (#2761201)
Subject: RE: BS: Simile : Rough as . . . ?
From: Lox

Rough as f***


07 Nov 09 - 03:22 PM (#2761672)
Subject: RE: BS: Simile : Rough as . . . ?
From: Dave Roberts

Here now is the result from the Middlewich jury:

...a bear's arse.

- which is where we came in.

I regret to report that in this part of Cheshire the term is usually used to describe a female considered to be unattractive.

Sorry, but there it is.


07 Nov 09 - 03:59 PM (#2761697)
Subject: RE: BS: Simile : Rough as . . . ?
From: akenaton

Badgers arse....in West of Scotland just like Martin.


08 Nov 09 - 06:21 AM (#2761992)
Subject: RE: BS: Simile : Rough as . . . ?
From: Dave the Gnome

Conversely I have heard the term 'smooth as a crocodiles chin' - I have never tried stroking a crocodile under the chin so I would not know if it was true.

DeG


08 Nov 09 - 12:56 PM (#2762180)
Subject: RE: BS: Simile : Rough as . . . ?
From: Charley Noble

Rough as barnacles on a banister!

Charley Noble


08 Nov 09 - 03:59 PM (#2762297)
Subject: RE: BS: Simile : Rough as . . . ?
From: GUEST,Paul

Rough as a bear's arse seems to be favourite, but it begs the questions:-

1 Who first found out that a bear's arse is rough?
2 What was he / she doing at the time?


08 Nov 09 - 09:49 PM (#2762493)
Subject: RE: BS: Simile : Rough as . . . ?
From: Smokey.

Rough as a tallyman's knuckles.
Rough as buggery.