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BS: Cell Phone Manners .....caption

03 Dec 09 - 08:17 PM (#2780124)
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From: Alice

Listen, Luke, I know what's wrong with our relationship.
It's like I've told you a HUNNERD TIMES!
What we got here.... is failure to communicate.


03 Dec 09 - 09:42 PM (#2780167)
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From: Ed T

The new paws free model


03 Dec 09 - 10:07 PM (#2780171)
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From: Alice

Can you hear Meow?


03 Dec 09 - 10:41 PM (#2780193)
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From: Alice

Oh, yeah... that's my filkie ring tone.


04 Dec 09 - 05:10 AM (#2780315)
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From: Georgiansilver

Progress you say!! Yes even we cats have our own phones now! You say you will teach me to speak English??????    Meeee Hoooowww


04 Dec 09 - 06:56 AM (#2780360)
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From: Ed T

Hello, 911....my litter box needs changing


04 Dec 09 - 06:57 AM (#2780361)
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From: Ed T

Hello, no I don't want that....I'm tryinmg to get through to the cat house.


04 Dec 09 - 06:59 AM (#2780362)
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From: Ed T

I think it may be an obscene phone call,,,,all I hear on the other end is purring.


04 Dec 09 - 10:00 AM (#2780493)
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From: topical tom

Oh damn! I'm on hold again!They're playing Cat And Mouse with me!


04 Dec 09 - 10:02 AM (#2780496)
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From: JohnInKansas

It having been recently shown that cats are engaging in unexpected, secret, and subversive activities it is inappropriate to have threads such as this populating the site.

They are WATCHING you and "things outside" and quite probably (although not yet confirmed) relaying what they see to secret organizations that may be dangerous to you and your neighbors.

On the off chance that they are in communication with subversive groups of which you are unaware, they should NOT BE PERMITTED to have their own cell phones, or acces to yours.

John


04 Dec 09 - 10:08 AM (#2780501)
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From: MAG

Alice, you have GOT to add that to the database.


04 Dec 09 - 10:24 AM (#2780513)
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From: Alice

MAG, "The Cats Are Taking Over" is in the database. That's where I linked.


04 Dec 09 - 08:48 PM (#2781002)
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From: Alice

This is Major Tom

to groundhog control.....


04 Dec 09 - 09:22 PM (#2781016)
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From: Ed T

Could I order the tuna platter, take out


05 Dec 09 - 04:57 PM (#2781576)
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From: paula t

Mum.......I've got a mouse for dinner. Is it ok to eat it raw?


05 Dec 09 - 05:10 PM (#2781584)
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From: Alice

thin crust, extra cheese AND anchovies!


05 Dec 09 - 05:18 PM (#2781591)
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From: GUEST

yeah so I left my human a present for being so good, lately, and she freaked out, started screaming and yelling.....think she wanted me to take it back....see if I ever reward her again....


05 Dec 09 - 05:39 PM (#2781602)
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From: GUEST,amergin

the above was me


05 Dec 09 - 05:41 PM (#2781604)
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From: Crow Sister (off with the fairies)

Anonymous GUEST - Cat-owner-bitching-goss the best!


05 Dec 09 - 05:50 PM (#2781614)
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From: Mysha

Yes, I do that ... And then it's supposed to squeak, isn't it?


05 Dec 09 - 07:54 PM (#2781710)
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From: Alice

Amergin, I once dated a guy who would clip out magazine articles and coupons to give me (never anything of my interest) and it was such a habit, every time I saw him it seemed like he would have a scrap of paper he'd saved to give me.

Finally, he handed over a clipping and I proceeded to tell him about a cat I once had that would bring me presents of dead mice.

Well, he got my point, but it didn't stop him from giving me clippings and coupons... we just started calling them "dead mice".


05 Dec 09 - 10:16 PM (#2781789)
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From: Alice

Yeah, it's pretty quiet at our house, too.

Not a creature is stirring,
not even a mouse.