31 Jan 10 - 07:57 AM (#2826288) Subject: BS: Chongo dispatching mercenaries? From: JohnInKansas Fire in Houston blamed on inflatable gorilla The Associated Press updated 3:29 p.m. CT, Fri., Jan. 29, 2010 HOUSTON - Fire department officials said an out-of-control inflatable gorilla was blamed for a rooftop blaze at a Houston shopping center. No injuries were reported in the fire early Thursday. OBVIOUSLY the work of someone into serious monkey business! John |
31 Jan 10 - 08:33 AM (#2826309) Subject: RE: BS: Chongo dispatching mercenaries? From: John MacKenzie Gorilla Warfire |
31 Jan 10 - 09:55 AM (#2826353) Subject: RE: BS: Chongo dispatching mercenaries? From: Bobert Glad he didn't have his AK-47 with him 'er that sumabich would have become a serious bomb in that heat... BTW, did anyone else hear about some recent court ruling sayin' that local governemnt could not ban blow up Chongos (and other blow up thingies) from being used??? Maybe I dreamed it... I donno... |
31 Jan 10 - 10:13 AM (#2826365) Subject: RE: BS: Chongo dispatching mercenaries? From: Rapparee From being used as what??? |
31 Jan 10 - 10:16 AM (#2826369) Subject: RE: BS: Chongo dispatching mercenaries? From: GUEST,LTS on the sofa Obviously heard about the bush fires down south and was apeing his betters... Or someone wanted toast and was told to put it under the griller.... I'll get me blankie... LTS |
31 Jan 10 - 11:03 AM (#2826393) Subject: RE: BS: Chongo dispatching mercenaries? From: John MacKenzie High level gorilla Liz? |
31 Jan 10 - 11:32 AM (#2826420) Subject: RE: BS: Chongo dispatching mercenaries? From: JohnInKansas I believe it's Texas that makes it illegal to buy/sell sex toys, although there's no law against possessing one. That might apply to Chongo and his girlilla(?) John |
31 Jan 10 - 12:04 PM (#2826451) Subject: RE: BS: Chongo dispatching mercenaries? From: Donuel Why did it deflate? Did some NRA patriots want to honor Charlton Heston's birthday and shoot the gorilla? |
31 Jan 10 - 12:05 PM (#2826452) Subject: RE: BS: Chongo dispatching mercenaries? From: Bill D "...makes it illegal to buy/sell sex toys, .." So...Safeway has to monitor the items in the produce dept? |
31 Jan 10 - 12:09 PM (#2826457) Subject: RE: BS: Chongo dispatching mercenaries? From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp Them butt-ugly inflatable gorillas are hazardous, no doubt about it. They ain't as hazardous as some real gorillas, though. I can vouch for that. This may have been an incident arranged by human agents provocateurs to discredit primates. I wouldn't be surprised. There is some dirty stuff goin' on out there. - Chongo |
31 Jan 10 - 01:39 PM (#2826550) Subject: RE: BS: Chongo dispatching mercenaries? From: Rapparee ...said the guy whose relatives fling their poop. |
31 Jan 10 - 02:54 PM (#2826603) Subject: RE: BS: Chongo dispatching mercenaries? From: John MacKenzie Chongo popped up onto the poop deck, pooped and popped back down again. |
31 Jan 10 - 05:10 PM (#2826709) Subject: RE: BS: Chongo dispatching mercenaries? From: Rapparee So...he popped a poop on the poop deck, huh? Did he apologize: "Pardon my popping a poop on the poop deck, Pop." |
01 Feb 10 - 01:34 AM (#2826967) Subject: RE: BS: Chongo dispatching mercenaries? From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity OH POOP!..on the poop deck??!?? I saw him slide by, trying to get to the railing. He was sea-sick, and had lock-jaw at the same time! He just pooped, and pooped, and pooped! |
01 Feb 10 - 01:50 AM (#2826973) Subject: RE: BS: Chongo dispatching mercenaries? From: GUEST,leeneia Logic reveals the anti-ape bigotry here: "...some type of a "blowup doll" was on the roof, the item deflated and landed on some lights, leading to the fire." It wasn't the gorilla that caused the fire, it was the air compressor that didn't work or the wiring that failed to deliver current to it. Or maybe the person who put the gorilla too close to the lights. Chongo is going to start a campaign bringing these facts to the attention of the world. |
01 Feb 10 - 10:33 AM (#2827249) Subject: RE: BS: Chongo dispatching mercenaries? From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp You are so right, Leenieia! There is a lotta real bad prejudice out there against apes, and this here thread is a prime example of it. I am not gonna rest unti people get the message that this kinda specism is intolerable and will not be tolerated! One day you will see some apes sittin' on the USA Supreme Court and THEN things will change. - Chongo |