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BS: Okay, now what are you womenz up to???

02 Feb 10 - 02:38 PM (#2828344)
Subject: BS: Okay, now what are you womenz up to???
From: Bobert

Don't be coy... Ya'll know what I'm talkin' about...

Bobert


02 Feb 10 - 02:42 PM (#2828349)
Subject: RE: BS: Okay, now what are you womenz up to???
From: GUEST,h

wi-fi enabling the PC - is that what y'all talkin about ?

H


02 Feb 10 - 02:51 PM (#2828355)
Subject: RE: BS: Okay, now what are you womenz up to???
From: Amos

HEy, Bobert, what ARE you talkin' 'bout?



A


02 Feb 10 - 02:54 PM (#2828359)
Subject: RE: BS: Okay, now what are you womenz up to???
From: Bobert

Don't tell me yer in on it, too, Amos... I thought we was tight...

B~


02 Feb 10 - 03:19 PM (#2828387)
Subject: RE: BS: Okay, now what are you womenz up to???
From: GUEST,leeneia

On Sunday I played a great song from 1535 in church. Is that what you mean?


02 Feb 10 - 03:20 PM (#2828390)
Subject: RE: BS: Okay, now what are you womenz up to???
From: maire-aine

Now why would you even ask such a question?


02 Feb 10 - 03:24 PM (#2828396)
Subject: RE: BS: Okay, now what are you womenz up to???
From: AllisonA(Animaterra)

***secret smile***









(psst- ladies- let's pretend and keep 'em guessing we're up to something!!)


02 Feb 10 - 03:30 PM (#2828407)
Subject: RE: BS: Okay, now what are you womenz up to???
From: gnu

My post is missing! Bobert... you might be right but they ain't gonna say anything.


02 Feb 10 - 03:38 PM (#2828419)
Subject: RE: BS: Okay, now what are you womenz up to???
From: Bill D

I think they're getting up a petition to have that 'z' removed from their title.


02 Feb 10 - 03:47 PM (#2828426)
Subject: RE: BS: Okay, now what are you womenz up to???
From: Janie

Don't know, do ya?





Makes ya wonder, don't it?


02 Feb 10 - 03:50 PM (#2828429)
Subject: RE: BS: Okay, now what are you womenz up to???
From: gnu

Pretty much do but, in the end, nope, not really fer sure.

Do I care? Been there done that. No use doin it.


02 Feb 10 - 03:56 PM (#2828434)
Subject: RE: BS: Okay, now what are you womenz up to???
From: Charmion

If we told you, we'd have to kill you. As we don't want to have to kill you, we won't tell you.


02 Feb 10 - 04:05 PM (#2828443)
Subject: RE: BS: Okay, now what are you womenz up to???
From: gnu

That the kinda stuff that sends us to an early grave.


02 Feb 10 - 04:15 PM (#2828458)
Subject: RE: BS: Okay, now what are you womenz up to???
From: Amos

We're purdy tight, all right, Bobez. Just now, though, looks like you might be a shade tighter nor me...


A


02 Feb 10 - 04:45 PM (#2828470)
Subject: RE: BS: Okay, now what are you womenz up to???
From: Tinker

Heeeeee....


02 Feb 10 - 04:57 PM (#2828480)
Subject: RE: BS: Okay, now what are you womenz up to???
From: Bobert

See, Amos... I told ya'... Need more proff??? Get on board now before they steamroll ya'... No time for yer Melba Milk Toast inpersonations...

B~


02 Feb 10 - 05:03 PM (#2828484)
Subject: RE: BS: Okay, now what are you womenz up to???
From: olddude

do we really want to know bobster? It can't be good fer us fellers


02 Feb 10 - 05:21 PM (#2828496)
Subject: RE: BS: Okay, now what are you womenz up to???
From: gnu

Don't play coy with them, olddude. They know you know what you know. That'll just get ya in deeper. Ya know?


02 Feb 10 - 05:30 PM (#2828503)
Subject: RE: BS: Okay, now what are you womenz up to???
From: Ebbie

There are things that we don't know we know...


02 Feb 10 - 05:41 PM (#2828511)
Subject: RE: BS: Okay, now what are you womenz up to???
From: Bobert

Like what, Eb???

B;~)


02 Feb 10 - 05:45 PM (#2828513)
Subject: RE: BS: Okay, now what are you womenz up to???
From: Ebbie

Then you wouldn't know, too, Beaubear.


02 Feb 10 - 05:53 PM (#2828520)
Subject: RE: BS: Okay, now what are you womenz up to???
From: Amos

Bobez:

Look...we KNOW they know, and they KNOW we don't know; what they don't know is what we might know. What we don't know is how they know. Ya know?


A


02 Feb 10 - 06:03 PM (#2828528)
Subject: RE: BS: Okay, now what are you womenz up to???
From: CarolC

As we know, there are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns -- the ones we don't know we don't know.


02 Feb 10 - 06:05 PM (#2828530)
Subject: RE: BS: Okay, now what are you womenz up to???
From: gnu

Is that a no know?


02 Feb 10 - 06:12 PM (#2828535)
Subject: RE: BS: Okay, now what are you womenz up to???
From: Bobert

I need me some asprins...


02 Feb 10 - 06:16 PM (#2828539)
Subject: RE: BS: Okay, now what are you womenz up to???
From: GUEST,The Masked Epistemologist

Ha! I know!


02 Feb 10 - 06:40 PM (#2828570)
Subject: RE: BS: Okay, now what are you womenz up to???
From: gnu

Well said, Bill.


02 Feb 10 - 07:13 PM (#2828599)
Subject: RE: BS: Okay, now what are you womenz up to???
From: JennieG

Keep those smiles going, girls......

Cheers
JennieG


02 Feb 10 - 07:16 PM (#2828600)
Subject: RE: BS: Okay, now what are you womenz up to???
From: artbrooks

I know - she has no secrets from me - but I ain't tellin'.


02 Feb 10 - 07:44 PM (#2828626)
Subject: RE: BS: Okay, now what are you womenz up to???
From: Bobert

Shame on you, gn-zer... Yer just suckin' up like yer buddy, Amos... I expected more of you!!! Amos??? Nah... He's always tryin to get along with 'um...


03 Feb 10 - 03:58 PM (#2829129)
Subject: RE: BS: Okay, now what are you womenz up to???
From: SINSULL

Actually, gentlemen, we can use your help. Lilyfestre is going through some crap at the moment and awaiting biopsy results. We can't change the results of the biopsy but we can support Lily. She needs to know that she isn't alone and she is still a vibrant beautiful woman.
Or is it womanz?
Anyway - a PM of support or note to her thread would go a long way. Too shy for that? Say a prayer; offer a positive thought to the ether. Whatever you guys do when you're not annoying us.
SINS


03 Feb 10 - 03:59 PM (#2829135)
Subject: RE: BS: Okay, now what are you womenz up to???
From: gnu

I did SINS... got no words more.


03 Feb 10 - 04:02 PM (#2829137)
Subject: RE: BS: Okay, now what are you womenz up to???
From: gnu

Bobert? Suckin up? Me? Nare fookin likely b'y.... ask 100% of the womenz here. If they will talk to you. Heheheheeee


03 Feb 10 - 04:11 PM (#2829149)
Subject: RE: BS: Okay, now what are you womenz up to???
From: Bobert

Too late now, gn-zer... You've gone over to the dark side with yer buddy, Amos...

And, yeah, Sins... I been over to Michelle's but not fir a few days so I'll stop by and say hey again... Maybe drop off some cyber-flowers...

And, no, gn-zie... That ain't suckin' up... Just the right thing to do...

B~


03 Feb 10 - 04:24 PM (#2829162)
Subject: RE: BS: Okay, now what are you womenz up to???
From: gnu

Bobert... I am remiss, dearest fellow. Perhaps your perception of my position in this matter is skewed by my jovial and facetious taunt alluding to the fact that you may have transgressed the fairer sex herewithin, albeit obviously in jest, as is your well know fashion to do so in attempt to encourage lighthearted banter and perhaps even some ballyhoo.

I do hope this is the case, kindest sir. If not, well... you know.


03 Feb 10 - 04:41 PM (#2829172)
Subject: RE: BS: Okay, now what are you womenz up to???
From: topical tom

For God's sake, men, do we REALLY want to open Pandora's Box? Let sleeping dogs women lie, I say.


03 Feb 10 - 04:54 PM (#2829189)
Subject: RE: BS: Okay, now what are you womenz up to???
From: Amos

Ones I know usually don't start lying until they wake up, Tom. Whereabouts you come from? Must be rough country...


A


03 Feb 10 - 04:56 PM (#2829194)
Subject: RE: BS: Okay, now what are you womenz up to???
From: Ebbie

Whut?


03 Feb 10 - 05:09 PM (#2829210)
Subject: RE: BS: Okay, now what are you womenz up to???
From: gnu

Now who's sucking up? Hahahahahaa!


03 Feb 10 - 05:56 PM (#2829269)
Subject: RE: BS: Okay, now what are you womenz up to???
From: Donuel

Its probably the same ol same ol

Accounting, sorting, decluttering, sewing, writing, waitin in line, judging, gossiping about the judgments, complaining about being judged unfairly, comparing the equipment technique and stamina of Joe and Ake, organizing people places and things. Bragging that they will never buy an ipad until the larger maxipad comes out, Tittering about some guy who still thinks he is in charge.


03 Feb 10 - 06:28 PM (#2829303)
Subject: RE: BS: Okay, now what are you womenz up to???
From: Bobert

Right on, Donuel!!! Now that's what I call courage...

And, Amos, you get a C- (Courage-) but that's progress... Ya' gotta start somewhere, right???

Now, yeah, okay... I been known to suck up, too... Might of fact, it don't take too much on the womenz part to get me in downtown Suckupsburg... But that ain't the point here...

(What is the point, Boberdz???)

Well, you know... Well, not me personally but I have my suspicions... One thing fir sure is that the womenz know and they got some kinda womenz pack thing goin'... I just feel it in my bones... So I'm sleepin' with one eye open... Sho nuff am...

B~


03 Feb 10 - 06:53 PM (#2829331)
Subject: RE: BS: Okay, now what are you womenz up to???
From: Amos

Well, Bobez, I can't account for what your bones may or may not be feeling when it comes to women. I just can't. But I do kinda wish you would cowboy up and say what is on yer mind. Is it just oscillating antenna that has gotten the wind up in you?



A


03 Feb 10 - 07:31 PM (#2829384)
Subject: RE: BS: Okay, now what are you womenz up to???
From: CarolC

We'll all be waiting for you out in the corn field, Bobert, when the corn is high. We'll tell you all about it then. Don't worry about a thing. Everything's going to be just fine...


03 Feb 10 - 07:42 PM (#2829397)
Subject: RE: BS: Okay, now what are you womenz up to???
From: Bobert

I don't like corn...


03 Feb 10 - 08:00 PM (#2829416)
Subject: RE: BS: Okay, now what are you womenz up to???
From: Bert

I don't want to know what they are up to. I want to know what they are DOWN to (or on).


03 Feb 10 - 08:14 PM (#2829425)
Subject: RE: BS: Okay, now what are you womenz up to???
From: Janie

Bobert has apparently heard the unfounded rumor that the Mudcat Womenz book club's next selection is Tryon's "Harvest Home."


03 Feb 10 - 08:17 PM (#2829428)
Subject: RE: BS: Okay, now what are you womenz up to???
From: Bobert

Yeah, bert... Kinda like the glass is half full thing... Or half empty... I don't know which way the womenz is goin' with this one but there's a 100% chance that they about ready to get down, up 'er sideways and it ain't gonna go yoo good fir the menfolk no matter which way it goes...

I fear, bad moon on a'risin'...

b~


03 Feb 10 - 08:40 PM (#2829446)
Subject: RE: BS: Okay, now what are you womenz up to???
From: Janie

go yoo good?


03 Feb 10 - 08:46 PM (#2829453)
Subject: RE: BS: Okay, now what are you womenz up to???
From: AllisonA(Animaterra)

heh... heh.... heh.....





(or should it be "BWAH HAH HAH HAH HAH!")







In any event, just look at us - we'll keep you guessing!


04 Feb 10 - 06:58 AM (#2829717)
Subject: RE: BS: Okay, now what are you womenz up to???
From: GUEST,LTS on the sofa

Charmion said:- "If we told you, we'd have to kill you. As we don't want to have to kill you, we won't tell you."

She does not speak for all of us.

And this member of the fairer sex hasn't been transgressed for ages, so don't put me near sharp objects or I may just disprove Charmion's statement by proving the old adage that actions speak louder than words.

Now shut up and give the dangerous bitch her chocolate.

LTS


04 Feb 10 - 08:38 AM (#2829785)
Subject: RE: BS: Okay, now what are you womenz up to???
From: Lizzie Cornish 1

Ooooohhhhh...Ahhhhhhhhhhh......OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

:0) :0) :0) :0) :0) :0)


04 Feb 10 - 12:55 PM (#2829968)
Subject: RE: BS: Okay, now what are you womenz up to???
From: Ebbie

Lizzie! Get a room.


04 Feb 10 - 01:18 PM (#2829981)
Subject: RE: BS: Okay, now what are you womenz up to???
From: VirginiaTam

Restraints tested, check

Hot water, check

Towels, check

I have finished sharpening preparing all of the.... errr implements.















Oh!?! Is this the right thread? Mudcat Recovery Ward?


04 Feb 10 - 03:33 PM (#2830087)
Subject: RE: BS: Okay, now what are you womenz up to???
From: JennieG

You forgot the rubber gloves.......gotta have the rubber gloves.

Cheers
JennieG


04 Feb 10 - 03:49 PM (#2830101)
Subject: RE: BS: Okay, now what are you womenz up to???
From: gnu

Rubber gloves? Whaddya gonna do in the corn patch?


04 Feb 10 - 05:19 PM (#2830174)
Subject: RE: BS: Okay, now what are you womenz up to???
From: gnu

You ear me?


04 Feb 10 - 09:01 PM (#2830374)
Subject: RE: BS: Okay, now what are you womenz up to???
From: JennieG

I ear you loud and clear gun.....there are some things you don't need to know about.

Cheers
JennieG