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BS: Phot promoted

03 Feb 10 - 10:47 AM (#2828831)
Subject: BS: Phot promoted
From: Phot

Another great Royal Navy cock up was made today! After 23 years in the forces, I've been promoted to Petty Officer, so I suppose I'll have to be a grown up now!

Five seconds after the skipper had given me my new rank slides, the Lt Cdr said I was 'Out of the rig of the day' and fined me a bottle of port, this does not bode well!

Wassail!! Chris


03 Feb 10 - 10:55 AM (#2828840)
Subject: RE: BS: Phot promoted
From: Will Fly

Congratulations Chris! You'll be Captain of the Heads in no time at all... :-)


03 Feb 10 - 10:59 AM (#2828843)
Subject: RE: BS: Phot promoted
From: manitas_at_work

Sounds like an extortion racket to me. I suppose when you make Lieutenant the fine will be a case of port!


03 Feb 10 - 11:30 AM (#2828874)
Subject: RE: BS: Phot promoted
From: SINSULL

Congratulations! I guess...


03 Feb 10 - 12:35 PM (#2828937)
Subject: RE: BS: Phot promoted
From: Charmion

Now don't try anything foolish, like for example crawling up through the hawsehole. Life in the POs mess has its rewards. The wardroom is considerably more expensive, while the conversation is considerably less -- shall we say -- intriguing.


03 Feb 10 - 01:58 PM (#2829017)
Subject: RE: BS: Phot promoted
From: Cllr

Congrats Chris all the best
Cllr


03 Feb 10 - 02:01 PM (#2829022)
Subject: RE: BS: Phot promoted
From: Teribus

Congratulations, all the best


03 Feb 10 - 02:18 PM (#2829034)
Subject: RE: BS: Phot promoted
From: Les from Hull

Well done! Sippers all round?


03 Feb 10 - 02:36 PM (#2829060)
Subject: RE: BS: Phot promoted
From: katlaughing

How 'bout that! Congrats!


03 Feb 10 - 02:43 PM (#2829067)
Subject: RE: BS: Phot promoted
From: gnu

Great news Phot!

Wassail indeed!


03 Feb 10 - 04:54 PM (#2829187)
Subject: RE: BS: Phot promoted
From: My guru always said

Brill! Congrats Honey!!


03 Feb 10 - 05:24 PM (#2829229)
Subject: RE: BS: Phot promoted
From: skipy

Welcome to the Mess.
Skipy


03 Feb 10 - 07:37 PM (#2829391)
Subject: RE: BS: Phot promoted
From: GUEST,Cats

Well done you. When do we see the photos?


03 Feb 10 - 07:42 PM (#2829396)
Subject: RE: BS: Phot promoted
From: gnu

Oh dear? I had not even thought of that, Skipy.

Shall you go to the officer's mess? I suppose you are expected?


04 Feb 10 - 06:42 AM (#2829702)
Subject: RE: BS: Phot promoted
From: GUEST,John MacKenzie

Who's a petty boy then
Seriously though Chris, well done.

Hard a port, left hand down just a teensy weensy bit, and steady as she goes.


04 Feb 10 - 06:50 AM (#2829709)
Subject: RE: BS: Phot promoted
From: GUEST,LTS on the sofa

Bugger me....! What is the Senior Service coming to... only ONE bottle of port?

Well done mate, just think, in another 23 years you could be Admiral Nelson!

LTS


04 Feb 10 - 07:12 AM (#2829728)
Subject: RE: BS: Phot promoted
From: bubblyrat

So it's no more "Men Dressed As Milk-Churns " for you on Divisions ever again !-- Not that I ever knew a Snapper to ever actually appear in a platoon--they just swanned about taking pictures from silly angles & trying to look important !
    Anyway,congratulations from me and everyone else in the Fleet Air Arm Association !


04 Feb 10 - 07:12 AM (#2829729)
Subject: RE: BS: Phot promoted
From: Phot

"Do you here there!?"

The bell will be rung at 16:15 local, in the Sargents Mess at RAF Wyton.

Mis-musters, at the MBS Reunion, Wareham Wail, Moira Furnace, Chippenham.................You get the idea!

"That is all!"

Wassail!! Chris


04 Feb 10 - 07:15 AM (#2829731)
Subject: RE: BS: Phot promoted
From: open mike

i thought one post said slippers all around..
i guess that will be after retirement, then?


04 Feb 10 - 07:24 AM (#2829736)
Subject: RE: BS: Phot promoted
From: Micca

Frankly Chris, I didn't think you were enough of a devious scrote to become a PO, I had you marked as a decent sort of bloke!! but many congratulations!! does this mean you are "respectable" now?.........Naaaahhhh!!


04 Feb 10 - 08:21 PM (#2830342)
Subject: RE: BS: Phot promoted
From: skipy

Pass the port to the left & don't have to many beers in the antiroom before you enter a formal "doo", but most of all don't even think about removing your jacket before you are told that you may do so!
Those are the most important rules, trust me on this one!
Skipy
Member of "the mess" for 12 years


05 Feb 10 - 08:37 AM (#2830560)
Subject: RE: BS: Phot promoted
From: Catherine Jayne

Congratulations Chris!!!


05 Feb 10 - 11:18 AM (#2830677)
Subject: RE: BS: Phot promoted
From: GUEST,LTS on the sofa

From my experience, the port rarely gets past Phot.... regardless of which side it's required.

See you in a couple of weeks when the beer is on you!

LTS


05 Feb 10 - 11:28 AM (#2830682)
Subject: RE: BS: Phot promoted
From: Phot

I was good and shared the port last night..................

Wassail!! Chris


05 Feb 10 - 11:54 AM (#2830705)
Subject: RE: BS: Phot promoted
From: Leadfingers

Congrats mate ! And I expect you to put a good word in with regard to Pickle Nights !!


05 Feb 10 - 01:25 PM (#2830785)
Subject: RE: BS: Phot promoted
From: VirginiaTam

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congratulations


05 Feb 10 - 02:59 PM (#2830879)
Subject: RE: BS: Phot promoted
From: gnu

When you get pickled?


05 Feb 10 - 03:17 PM (#2830903)
Subject: RE: BS: Phot promoted
From: Herga Kitty

Congratulations - look forward to helping you celebrate with MBS!

Kitty


05 Feb 10 - 06:22 PM (#2831049)
Subject: RE: BS: Phot promoted
From: GUEST

Well done Phot, remember when I got promoted, cost me a barrell.

So you are a 3 badgeman as well, 12 years undetected crime!


05 Feb 10 - 06:25 PM (#2831053)
Subject: RE: BS: Phot promoted
From: Shanghaiceltic

That was me above.....getting old.

Was down one of the Assie Navy submarines yesterday doing some work...the crew were a nice bunch but they were all about the same age as my son...


05 Feb 10 - 06:35 PM (#2831064)
Subject: RE: BS: Phot promoted
From: gnu

Hmmmm... nah... a simple typo does not deserve what is in my twisted mind.


06 Feb 10 - 09:22 AM (#2831339)
Subject: RE: BS: Phot promoted
From: John MacKenzie

I like your Wgulls Tam, much nicer than Cgulls


06 Feb 10 - 09:21 PM (#2831945)
Subject: RE: BS: Phot promoted
From: Phot

I passed out of Raleigh with 3 badges, the reviewing officer said " How the F**k did you do that?!", I repiled " Old age and treachery will triumph over youth and skill!.............And 12 years in the RAF!"............" Good answer! Mines a large rum"

I still owe a certain Sir Jonathan Band that rum...............

Wassail!! Chris


07 Feb 10 - 12:51 PM (#2832193)
Subject: RE: BS: Phot promoted
From: Herga Kitty

I've just remembered that the Royal Navy doesn't have shanty singers...

Kitty