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06 Mar 10 - 02:12 PM (#2857708) Subject: BS: Ain't it a shame when.... From: Janie you meant to sleep late, but forgot to turn off the alarm before going to bed? |
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06 Mar 10 - 02:19 PM (#2857712) Subject: RE: BS: Ain't it a shame when.... From: Bill D ....when you forget about daylight savings and arrive an hour early! |
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06 Mar 10 - 02:22 PM (#2857714) Subject: RE: BS: Ain't it a shame when.... From: Alice ....when you forget about daylight savings and arrive an hour LATE! |
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06 Mar 10 - 02:53 PM (#2857749) Subject: RE: BS: Ain't it a shame when.... From: Bill D ...when the host(ess) of some event will not state a starting time explicitly, leaving literalists like me to wonder what subjective rules apply about when to actually arrive??!! "Party...8-12... arrive at 8:05 to find cleaning still in progress and hosts not dressed..." |
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06 Mar 10 - 03:05 PM (#2857760) Subject: RE: BS: Ain't it a shame when.... From: Jim Dixon So you pitch in to help clean, and offer to greet guests at the door while the hosts get dressed. Been there, done that. |
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06 Mar 10 - 03:09 PM (#2857762) Subject: RE: BS: Ain't it a shame when.... From: Jim Dixon ... when the first guests to arrive at your party, and the last ones to leave, are the most boring ones. |
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06 Mar 10 - 03:22 PM (#2857770) Subject: RE: BS: Ain't it a shame when.... From: catspaw49 "Party...8-12... arrive at 8:05 to find cleaning still in progress and hosts not dressed..." Stop the cleaning. Throw a plastic sheet over everything. Take your clothes off too. Break out the Wesson oil. Spaw |
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06 Mar 10 - 03:27 PM (#2857776) Subject: RE: BS: Ain't it a shame when.... From: gnu Twister and shout... ohhh me back? What about Olive Oyl? |
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06 Mar 10 - 03:40 PM (#2857782) Subject: RE: BS: Ain't it a shame when.... From: Janie ....the oil runs out? |
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06 Mar 10 - 03:43 PM (#2857785) Subject: RE: BS: Ain't it a shame when.... From: catspaw49 Sorry Gnu.....I don't mess with virgins. Spaw |
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06 Mar 10 - 03:46 PM (#2857788) Subject: RE: BS: Ain't it a shame when.... From: John MacKenzie People posture, then don't deliver. |
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06 Mar 10 - 03:54 PM (#2857794) Subject: RE: BS: Ain't it a shame when.... From: gnu Spaw... you don't think she ever... with Popeye...? OR Brutus? Just handjobs? |
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06 Mar 10 - 04:10 PM (#2857812) Subject: RE: BS: Ain't it a shame when.... From: GUEST, topsie When you REMEMBER about daylight saving . . . but move the clock the wrong way . . . |
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06 Mar 10 - 04:14 PM (#2857815) Subject: RE: BS: Ain't it a shame when.... From: artbrooks You forget about 28-day months, and forget to correct the date thingamabob on your wristwatch. You mean today isn't March 3d? |
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06 Mar 10 - 04:27 PM (#2857826) Subject: RE: BS: Ain't it a shame when.... From: Emma B you remember to put the clock forward an hour .... and so does your partner ! |
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06 Mar 10 - 04:48 PM (#2857837) Subject: RE: BS: Ain't it a shame when.... From: Paul Burke You turn up for a folk festival... a week early (I was that soldier). |
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06 Mar 10 - 05:00 PM (#2857846) Subject: RE: BS: Ain't it a shame when.... From: Janie Ouch! |
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06 Mar 10 - 06:59 PM (#2857924) Subject: RE: BS: Ain't it a shame when.... From: katlaughing your dog or cat understands you better than your mate? |
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06 Mar 10 - 07:17 PM (#2857940) Subject: RE: BS: Ain't it a shame when.... From: Ed T You are buying something you really need...and see on an old price sticker that the item was on sale the week before...at 50 percent off. |
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06 Mar 10 - 07:39 PM (#2857954) Subject: RE: BS: Ain't it a shame when.... From: katlaughing you get home and find the drive-in has given you a diet cola instead of the wonderful, sweet root beer you expected...which just sucks! |
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06 Mar 10 - 07:44 PM (#2857958) Subject: RE: BS: Ain't it a shame when.... From: Bill D ...you get 15 blocks down the road with that sub sandwich you ordered WITHOUT onions, and discover .....yep... (I turned around and went back and complained...and the girl at the grill heard me and turned around and said,"...but I LIKE onions!". I demanded an entirely new sub.) |
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06 Mar 10 - 07:53 PM (#2857966) Subject: RE: BS: Ain't it a shame when.... From: Bill D ....you think of the absolute greatest comeback.....an hour later. |
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06 Mar 10 - 08:03 PM (#2857971) Subject: RE: BS: Ain't it a shame when.... From: frogprince You feel a gurgling in your innards, and you rush into the john in Tim's, and everything sort of gushes loose, and then you look around and realize someone let dispenser run out of paper. |
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06 Mar 10 - 09:46 PM (#2858026) Subject: RE: BS: Ain't it a shame when.... From: frogprince If you guys wanta go on, I'll try to behave. |
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06 Mar 10 - 11:19 PM (#2858051) Subject: RE: BS: Ain't it a shame when.... From: LadyJean Well, if you want to be crude, you put on your favorite underwear and "That Time Of The Month" comes early. (I love menopause!) |
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06 Mar 10 - 11:24 PM (#2858054) Subject: RE: BS: Ain't it a shame when.... From: Janie frogprince, I figured you were just getting your revenge for the hijacking of your thread! |
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07 Mar 10 - 12:26 AM (#2858076) Subject: RE: BS: Ain't it a shame when.... From: katlaughing he left his heart in San Francisco? |
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07 Mar 10 - 10:29 AM (#2858321) Subject: RE: BS: Ain't it a shame when.... From: gnu froggy... I was on a construction job in Wabush, Labrador. As a site engineer, I never got to work later than 6AM. I had a key. The only peeps in the building were in the Flight Service Station, one floor up at the other end of the building. I only ripped off one of the sides off my undershorts and managed to get to the next stall. |
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07 Mar 10 - 01:02 PM (#2858436) Subject: RE: BS: Ain't it a shame when.... From: Bert You find sheet music for a song from your teens ----- in an antique store. |
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07 Mar 10 - 01:13 PM (#2858450) Subject: RE: BS: Ain't it a shame when.... From: Bill D ....you can't take 'yes' for an answer. |
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07 Mar 10 - 03:59 PM (#2858540) Subject: RE: BS: Ain't it a shame when.... From: Ed T A pen blows up in your favourute piece of clothes |
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07 Mar 10 - 05:35 PM (#2858620) Subject: RE: BS: Ain't it a shame when.... From: Bill D ...your favorite piece of clothes no longer fits.... |
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07 Mar 10 - 07:08 PM (#2858688) Subject: RE: BS: Ain't it a shame when.... From: Janie ...you realize you just shredded the important document instead of the junk mail... |
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31 Mar 10 - 09:12 PM (#2877002) Subject: RE: BS: Ain't it a shame when.... From: Janie You grab the wrong small bottle and wipe your eyes with astringent instead of mascara remover......OWHhhhhhhhhhhhhhh |
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31 Mar 10 - 10:03 PM (#2877022) Subject: RE: BS: Ain't it a shame when.... From: MGM·Lion You find the trendy Swedish cutlery you bought when you got married ~~ in an antique shop. |