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09 Mar 10 - 10:25 AM (#2860085) Subject: Folklore: Sore ring Folk anthems ? From: GUEST,Uncle Rumpo ooohh that's uncomfortable !!! I've just endured a diabolical sit down session after last nights curry, so just to cheer me up; are there any known verifiable references to piles or any other downstairs backdoor ailments in any venerable old traditional folk songs ? seriously.. |
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09 Mar 10 - 10:57 AM (#2860111) Subject: RE: Folklore: Sore ring Folk anthems ? From: theleveller Pains of water loo. |
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09 Mar 10 - 12:54 PM (#2860214) Subject: RE: Folklore: Sore ring Folk anthems ? From: Mavis Enderby I've heard the Wilsons do Big Steamers... |
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09 Mar 10 - 01:25 PM (#2860235) Subject: RE: Folklore: Sore ring Folk anthems ? From: Leadfingers Johnny Cash - Ring of Fire ?? |
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09 Mar 10 - 01:46 PM (#2860257) Subject: RE: Folklore: Sore ring Folk anthems ? From: Banjiman Big Log...... but I guess that's not trad. |
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09 Mar 10 - 03:05 PM (#2860336) Subject: RE: Folklore: Sore ring Folk anthems ? From: Jack Campin Fear of Banjos |
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09 Mar 10 - 03:07 PM (#2860337) Subject: RE: Folklore: Sore ring Folk anthems ? From: Banjiman Now that is funny! |
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09 Mar 10 - 03:17 PM (#2860346) Subject: RE: Folklore: Sore ring Folk anthems ? From: Steve Gardham Cats on the rooftops, cats on the tiles, Cats with the syphilis, cats with the piles, cats with their arseholes wreathed in smiles, As we revel in the joys of fornication. Tune, 'D'ye ken John Piles'. |
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09 Mar 10 - 04:53 PM (#2860461) Subject: RE: Folklore: Sore ring Folk anthems ? From: Peter the Squeezer Did'nt Emma Royds write some good songs on the subject? Or how about "The Ballad of Farmer Giles", or "Sitting on the Dockleaf of the Bay". If anyone can write something totally unsympathetic for such a situation, the I'm sure Acorn4 can come up with the goods (in a plain brown wrapper, of course). |
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09 Mar 10 - 05:10 PM (#2860482) Subject: RE: Folklore: Sore ring Folk anthems ? From: Peter the Squeezer On "The Winkers Album (Misprint)" by Ivor Biggun and the Red Nosed Burglars, there is a song entitled "My Brother's Got Files (Misprint)". |
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09 Mar 10 - 06:56 PM (#2860579) Subject: RE: Folklore: Sore ring Folk anthems ? From: Edthefolkie The first line of the filthy version of The Sailor's Alphabet. (A is for a***hole all covered in piles) |
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09 Mar 10 - 06:58 PM (#2860582) Subject: RE: Folklore: Sore ring Folk anthems ? From: Edthefolkie Sorry forgot an arseterisk - here it is * |
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09 Mar 10 - 07:10 PM (#2860589) Subject: RE: Folklore: Sore ring Folk anthems ? From: Tootler "In the next cage, ladies and gentlemen, we have the Rhinoceros" "The Rhinoceros! What the f***ing hell's that" "Rhinoceros comes from the Greek, ladies and gentlemen from Rhino meaning money and ceros meaning piles Hence Piles of money - which accounts for his abominable temper!!!!" We're off to see the Wild West Show... etc. |
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10 Mar 10 - 05:43 AM (#2860839) Subject: RE: Folklore: Sore ring Folk anthems ? From: theleveller Skip to My Loo. |
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10 Mar 10 - 11:21 AM (#2861062) Subject: RE: Folklore: Sore ring Folk anthems ? From: Dave Sutherland I think that "The Unlucky Duck" in in the DT |
