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BS: GaySkinheadTranssexualCrossdresser?

11 Jun 10 - 03:53 PM (#2925679)
Subject: BS: GaySkinheadTranssexualCrossdresser?
From: catspaw49

Anybody know one?

Since Little Hawk seems to have a handle on all these types I figure he's best tuned in.....and btw, if he/she/it is also a televangelist, that's okay too. Matter of fact, I would expect a gay, skinhead, transsexual, crossdresser. to BE a televangelist. It just fits the profile.........


Spaw

11 Jun 10 - 04:07 PM (#2925693)
Subject: RE: BS: GaySkinheadTranssexualCrossdresser?
From: gnu

Why do you ask?

11 Jun 10 - 04:07 PM (#2925694)
Subject: RE: BS: GaySkinheadTranssexualCrossdresser?
From: Don Firth

Especially now, when the used car business is not doing too well.

Don Firth

11 Jun 10 - 04:07 PM (#2925695)
Subject: RE: BS: GaySkinheadTranssexualCrossdresser?
From: Rapparee

No, but I know a gayskinheadtranssexualcrosscrossdresser. He lives in Southern Ohio.

11 Jun 10 - 04:08 PM (#2925696)
Subject: RE: BS: GaySkinheadTranssexualCrossdresser?
From: Crow Sister (off with the fairies)

You finally coming out then Spaw? ;-)

11 Jun 10 - 04:10 PM (#2925700)
Subject: RE: BS: GaySkinheadTranssexualCrossdresser?
From: John MacKenzie

Telly Savalas?

11 Jun 10 - 04:15 PM (#2925702)
Subject: RE: BS: GaySkinheadTranssexualCrossdresser?
From: Ebbie

I think he has every right to be a cross crossdresser, Rap.There's been a bit much of it lately.

11 Jun 10 - 04:18 PM (#2925706)
Subject: RE: BS: GaySkinheadTranssexualCrossdresser?
From: Ed T

Even more interesting would be a crosseyedgayskinheadtranssexualcrosscrossdresserbaddresser

11 Jun 10 - 04:43 PM (#2925724)
Subject: RE: BS: GaySkinheadTranssexualCrossdresser?
From: catspaw49

Do you think they'd be more comfortable within themselves if they were also bowlegged?

Spaw

11 Jun 10 - 04:58 PM (#2925735)
Subject: RE: BS: GaySkinheadTranssexualCrossdresser?
From: gnu

Depends on the angle of the dangle, I suppose, Spaw.

11 Jun 10 - 05:08 PM (#2925738)
Subject: RE: BS: GaySkinheadTranssexualCrossdresser?
From: Ebbie

No. Only if they are women.

11 Jun 10 - 06:01 PM (#2925774)
Subject: RE: BS: GaySkinheadTranssexualCrossdresser?
From: Georgiansilver

crosseyedbowleggedgayskinheadtranssexualcrosscrossdresserbaddresserwithattitudetelevangelist.......... now we're getting somewhere!

11 Jun 10 - 06:05 PM (#2925781)
Subject: RE: BS: GaySkinheadTranssexualCrossdresser?
From: Bill D

crosseyedbowleggedgayskinheadtranssexualcrosscrossdresserbaddresserwithattitudetelevangelistflyingpurplepeopleeatercommiehippiepinko

11 Jun 10 - 06:43 PM (#2925806)
Subject: RE: BS: GaySkinheadTranssexualCrossdresser?
From: Rapparee

crosseyedbowleggedgayskinheadtranssexualcrosscrossdresserbaddresserwithattitudetelevangelistflyingpurplepeopleeatercommiehippiepinkowierdofreak

11 Jun 10 - 07:29 PM (#2925847)
Subject: RE: BS: GaySkinheadTranssexualCrossdresser?
From: gnu

Okay. Stop it. Yer fuckin up the dyslexics up bad. Have a haert he? I can't stand it.

11 Jun 10 - 07:37 PM (#2925858)
Subject: RE: BS: GaySkinheadTranssexualCrossdresser?
From: Ebbie

Rap, that would have been more impressive had you spelt 'weird' correctly. I had to puzzle over it for a good 6 seconds.

11 Jun 10 - 07:59 PM (#2925884)
Subject: RE: BS: GaySkinheadTranssexualCrossdresser?
From: Little Hawk

I think you're definitely on the right track with this line of inquiry, Spaw.

11 Jun 10 - 08:23 PM (#2925895)
Subject: RE: BS: GaySkinheadTranssexualCrossdresser?
From: Rapparee

That's what made it weird, Ebbie.

11 Jun 10 - 08:27 PM (#2925898)
Subject: RE: BS: GaySkinheadTranssexualCrossdresser?
From: Lox

Boy George.


Case closed

11 Jun 10 - 08:28 PM (#2925899)
Subject: RE: BS: GaySkinheadTranssexualCrossdresser?
From: Rapparee

YES!!

If German can do it so can English!!

11 Jun 10 - 08:30 PM (#2925900)
Subject: RE: BS: GaySkinheadTranssexualCrossdresser?
From: Rapparee

A new comic strip:

Thefabulousfurrycrosseyedbowleggedgayskinheadtranssexualcrosscrossdresserbaddresserwithattitudetelevangelistflyingpurplepeopleeatercommiehippiepinkoweirdofreakbrothers

11 Jun 10 - 09:08 PM (#2925927)
Subject: RE: BS: GaySkinheadTranssexualCrossdresser?
From: GUEST,999

Well, yeah, Spaw. I know one. Will it matter that he has a wooden leg (question mark).


OK. No answer, then fuck the lot of you if you wanna single out wooden-legged guys with a fake nose. Next, someone will say, ``Did you see his outfit (question mark)``

11 Jun 10 - 09:54 PM (#2925954)
Subject: RE: BS: GaySkinheadTranssexualCrossdresser?
From: Rapparee

Ebbie? I fixed the spelling.

12 Jun 10 - 04:22 AM (#2926065)
Subject: RE: BS: GaySkinheadTranssexualCrossdresser?
From: Georgiansilver

Ifyoucankeepyourheadwhenallaroundyouarelosingtheirsthenyoucanhandletheabulousfurrycrosseyedbowleggedgayskinheadtranssexualcrosscrossdresserbaddresserwithattitudetelevangelistflyingpurplepeopleeatercommiehippiepinkoweirdofreakbrothersthingifnot thendon'treadhereanymore!

12 Jun 10 - 04:39 AM (#2926071)
Subject: RE: BS: GaySkinheadTranssexualCrossdresser?
From: John MacKenzie

Supercalifragilisticexpialidociousifyoucankeepyourheadwhenallaroundyouarelosingtheirsthenyoucanhandlethefabulousfurrycrosseyedbowleggedgayskinheadtranssexualcrossdresserbaddresserwithattitudetellyevangelistflyingpurplepeopleeatercommiehippiepinkoweirdofreakbrothersthingifnotthendon'treadhereanymore!

12 Jun 10 - 05:36 AM (#2926089)
Subject: RE: BS: GaySkinheadTranssexualCrossdresser?
From: Georgiansilver

ɹoɯʎuɐǝɹǝɥpɐǝɹʇ,uopuǝɥʇʇouɟıbuıɥʇsɹǝɥʇoɹqʞɐǝɹɟopɹıǝʍoʞuıdǝıddıɥǝıɯɯoɔɹǝʇɐǝǝןdoǝdǝןdɹndbuıʎןɟʇsıןǝbuɐʌǝʎןןǝʇǝpnʇıʇʇɐɥʇıʍɹǝssǝɹppɐqɹǝssǝɹpssoɹɔןɐnxǝssuɐɹʇpɐǝɥuıʞsʎɐbpǝbbǝןʍoqpǝʎǝssoɹɔʎɹɹnɟsnoןnqɐɟǝɥʇǝןpuɐɥuɐɔnoʎuǝɥʇsɹıǝɥʇbuısoןǝɹɐnoʎpunoɹɐןןɐuǝɥʍpɐǝɥɹnoʎdǝǝʞuɐɔnoʎɟısnoıɔopıןɐıdxǝɔıʇsıןıbɐɹɟıןɐɔɹǝdns

12 Jun 10 - 07:27 AM (#2926115)
Subject: RE: BS: GaySkinheadTranssexualCrossdresser?
From: catspaw49

This was going so well until Georgiansilver flipped us to the fact the guy might be Australian........and that's just too damn much!!!


Spaw

12 Jun 10 - 09:19 AM (#2926147)
Subject: RE: BS: GaySkinheadTranssexualCrossdresser?
From: VirginiaTam

crosseyedbowleggedgayskinheadtranssexualcrosscrossdresserbaddresserwithattitudetelevangelistflyingpurplepeopleeatercommiehippiepinkowierdofreak


hhhmmmm


Rush Limbaugh on a good day?   Oh he doesn't have good days.

12 Jun 10 - 10:25 AM (#2926180)
Subject: RE: BS: GaySkinheadTranssexualCrossdresser?
From: John MacKenzie

He was so bow legged, he couldn't have stopped a pig in a passageway.

12 Jun 10 - 11:11 AM (#2926201)
Subject: RE: BS: GaySkinheadTranssexualCrossdresser?
From: Bill D

ʞɔıɹʇ ʍǝu ɐ pǝuɹɐǝן ʇsnɾ ı

☺☻☺☻

12 Jun 10 - 11:30 AM (#2926219)
Subject: RE: BS: GaySkinheadTranssexualCrossdresser?
From: mousethief

Morningtoncrescent

12 Jun 10 - 12:25 PM (#2926246)
Subject: RE: BS: GaySkinheadTranssexualCrossdresser?
From: John MacKenzie

Glenn Close

12 Jun 10 - 12:56 PM (#2926261)
Subject: RE: BS: GaySkinheadTranssexualCrossdresser?
From: Rapparee

Yeah, but after seeing how it's done I'm not sure it's worth doing.

12 Jun 10 - 06:39 PM (#2926436)
Subject: RE: BS: GaySkinheadTranssexualCrossdresser?
From: Gurney

Just a couple of questions.
What is the difference between transgender and transexual?
If someone was a partly transformed transexual, could s/he crossdress?
Can somone be gay and also transexual at the same time?
If a bowlegged person has to get a wooden leg, what shape is it?


It is an affliction to have an inquiring but also logical mind, AND a sense of humour.

Yes, four questions, then.

12 Jun 10 - 06:56 PM (#2926444)
Subject: RE: BS: GaySkinheadTranssexualCrossdresser?
From: Bill D

"How it's done?"

I always take the easy way...but I don't think I'll post it, lest too many play with it.

12 Jun 10 - 11:14 PM (#2926561)
Subject: RE: BS: GaySkinheadTranssexualCrossdresser?
From: LadyJean

I lived across the street from a skinhead for a while. He wore a patch on his leather jacket, with a swastika in a circle with a line drawn through it, meaning he wasn't a Nazi. When winter came, he started growing hair for warmth. It was blond and curly. It is impossible to look angst ridden with curly blond hair. It explained why he was a skinhead.

12 Jun 10 - 11:37 PM (#2926569)
Subject: RE: BS: GaySkinheadTranssexualCrossdresser?
From: Joe Offer

Seems like Gurney and I have the same confusion.

OK, let's analyze this:
  • A gay transsexual has sex with which sex?
  • A transsexual crossdresser dresses in the clothes of which sex?

Probably a good thing he/she is a skinhead - at least there are no hairstyle issues to confuse the matter further.

-Joe-

13 Jun 10 - 04:26 AM (#2926627)
Subject: RE: BS: GaySkinheadTranssexualCrossdresser?
From: John MacKenzie

A cross dressing guy from Khartoum
Took a transvestite lass to his room
They argued all night
About who had the right.
To do what
Which way up.
And to whom

13 Jun 10 - 12:30 PM (#2926796)
Subject: RE: BS: GaySkinheadTranssexualCrossdresser?
From: Little Hawk

LOL! That about sums it up, John.

13 Jun 10 - 08:54 PM (#2927137)
Subject: RE: BS: GaySkinheadTranssexualCrossdresser?
From: Mingulay

Why does it not surprise me that so many 'Catters seem to know so much about this subject!!

Disgustedly yours

Brigadier General Sir Bruce Fanshawe-Baggem (Mrs)

13 Jun 10 - 09:51 PM (#2927179)
Subject: RE: BS: GaySkinheadTranssexualCrossdresser?
From: Joe Offer

Hey, c'mon! That was a low blow.....

Oh, maybe we shouldn't go there.


-anonymous-

13 Jun 10 - 10:01 PM (#2927189)
Subject: RE: BS: GaySkinheadTranssexualCrossdresser?
From: GUEST,.gargoyle

Ahhh.....CatSpew .... you have read my internet history?

For clarification please add "A member of the National Socialist German Workers' Party"...to your Craig's-List request for a sortee'>

Sincerely,
Gargoyle

NOT to be confused with the much venerated, and frequently celebrated by Mudcat-Members ....Pete SeeGar party of the American Communists.

Don't get a Woody. We will meet with a Judy,

14 Jun 10 - 01:35 PM (#2927652)
Subject: RE: BS: GaySkinheadTranssexualCrossdresser?
From: Little Hawk

There was a time when it was considered pretty stylish and cool in the West to be a Communist. Stalin, after all, was our ally against the Nazis! ;-) All that changed, naturally, the moment the Nazis were out of the way, and the next great political crusade to save the world commenced...namely: The Cold War.

If Hitler's ghost was watching, he must have been laughing up his sleeve. It was what he would have wanted, but it could only come AFTER his demise.

15 Jun 10 - 04:09 AM (#2928104)
Subject: RE: BS: GaySkinheadTranssexualCrossdresser?
From: Dave the Gnome

Elmer Fudd

:D (eG)

15 Jun 10 - 04:41 AM (#2928121)
Subject: RE: BS: GaySkinheadTranssexualCrossdresser?
From: Dave the Gnome

Hmmmm - didn't work :-( Try cut and paste instead

http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://media.thestar.topscms.com/images/b6/fa/78a043b74880ad5ad60f90b12a59.jpeg&imgrefurl=http://www.thestar.com/article/233518&usg=__titjMDj8R2iuP0-1d6fADuvzr_I=&h=300&w=405&sz=79&hl=en&start=6&itbs=1&tbnid=R--PqV7-HPCLSM:&tbnh=92&tbnw=124&prev=/images%3Fq%3Delmer%2Bfudd%2Bkill%2Bthe%2Bwabbit%26hl%3Den%26gbv%3D2%26tbs%3Disch:1

15 Jun 10 - 06:36 AM (#2928159)
Subject: RE: BS: GaySkinheadTranssexualCrossdresser?
From: Dave the Gnome

Try once more...

Yay! Well, the preview worked anyway:-)

15 Jun 10 - 12:35 PM (#2928338)
Subject: RE: BS: GaySkinheadTranssexualCrossdresser?
From: Little Hawk

Wow. I don't think I have had the pleasure of seeing "What's Opera, Doc?"

15 Jun 10 - 02:09 PM (#2928432)
Subject: RE: BS: GaySkinheadTranssexualCrossdresser?
From: gnu

LH... check it out, it's good. I can still sing the whole thing.

I believe with that scene... Oh, what would you want with a wabbit. Can't you see that I'm much sweeter. I'm yer little senioreter.

18 Jun 10 - 11:29 AM (#2930566)
Subject: RE: BS: GaySkinheadTranssexualCrossdresser?
From: frogprince

Rolly Polly, Daddy's little fattie;
Bet he's gonna be a girl some day.

18 Jun 10 - 11:39 AM (#2930569)
Subject: RE: BS: GaySkinheadTranssexualCrossdresser?
From: Ebbie

Speaking of confusion, have you heard Mark (? Just now forgot his name)'s 'Rufus and Beverly'?

18 Jun 10 - 11:44 AM (#2930572)
Subject: RE: BS: GaySkinheadTranssexualCrossdresser?
From: Rapparee

GrayGaySkinheadTranssexualCrossdresserLensman?

18 Jun 10 - 12:01 PM (#2930581)
Subject: RE: BS: GaySkinheadTranssexualCrossdresser?
From: frogprince

Rap, as a semiineptsemiamateurphotographerandformermemberoftheFlintLensmenCameraClub, I resent that and I may have to turn you in to the mods and charge you with aphsalt and badgering.

18 Jun 10 - 12:34 PM (#2930603)
Subject: RE: BS: GaySkinheadTranssexualCrossdresser?
From: John MacKenzie

He's not half the man his mother was.

18 Jun 10 - 01:23 PM (#2930627)
Subject: RE: BS: GaySkinheadTranssexualCrossdresser?
From: gnu

We don't need no stinking badgers.

18 Jun 10 - 01:23 PM (#2930628)
Subject: RE: BS: GaySkinheadTranssexualCrossdresser?
From: Rapparee

Nobody is half the man their mother was!

18 Jun 10 - 01:25 PM (#2930632)
Subject: RE: BS: GaySkinheadTranssexualCrossdresser?
From: John MacKenzie

OK then, he wasn't half the woman his father was.

18 Jun 10 - 10:16 PM (#2930881)
Subject: RE: BS: GaySkinheadTranssexualCrossdresser?
From: olddude

in other words ...Michael Jackson

19 Jun 10 - 05:15 AM (#2930974)
Subject: RE: BS: GaySkinheadTranssexualCrossdresser?
From: John MacKenzie

Was his father Glenda Jackson?

19 Jun 10 - 05:17 AM (#2930975)
Subject: RE: BS: GaySkinheadTranssexualCrossdresser?
From: gnu

Dan.... LOL!

19 Jun 10 - 07:51 AM (#2931004)
Subject: RE: BS: GaySkinheadTranssexualCrossdresser?
From: olddude

There was a reason he wrote lyrics like
Beat it, Beat it ..Beat it !!