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15 Feb 11 - 04:16 PM (#3095915) Subject: BS: Spaw Actually Does Return From: catspaw49 This is simply and FYI thread. I wanted to start this thread as I think some browsers might be tired of loading the other.....LOL........A few of you have been suggesting assorted feats of flatulence as well. Hey.....I didn't dare fart for at least a week! Y'all got any idea of how long it takes to get all your systems functioning properly again after you've been been tubed in every orifice for almost two months? They are working now anyway....although I need to be close to a john if someone turns water on somewhere.......and I think a visit to any waterfall is still out of the question. Jacqui had it right......I'm improving by literally leaps and bounds both physically and mentally but it has been a bitch to concentrate on anything for very long. Karen stopped and picked up some Reader's Digest Super Condensed Books and that's helped as I was able to read War and Peace in three and a half minutes while Kierkeggard's Either/Or took only a minute longer......although I still have no idea what he's saying. I must admit I was fascinated by one which was titled The Collective Wisdom of Fox News which I finished in under three seconds although I understand Reader's Digest had not condensed it at all! Of course my Cable Service has 891 channels and I was able to find SAST, a wonderful movie channel. The initials mean Short Attention Span Theater and there lineup is tremendous! I watched "Gone With The Wind" in 4 minutes while the entire Indiana Jones set took only 5! I am amazed at what a fine job they do. You can watch "Oklahoma" in 12 seconds and "Phantom of the Opera" in 19. I've applied for some medicinal marijuana so I can watch "Annie" and "Sound of Music" but right now their 14 second run times are more than I want to face. Any more Sondheim will require several brownies.....maybe an entire pan. Physically I'm healing nicely and getting stronger all the time. My best friend Karen and I are going to go to the lanes and watch Tris bowl tomorrow morning. It is wonderful getting around without a walker! Strength and coordination are coming back but it'll be awhile. My sincerest apologies for not posting before this but damn.....this has been rough. I couldn't have done it without all of you. I want you to know I have read every card, PM, and message posted.........and I don't know what to say. My first inclination as always is to try and respond to each of you.........but the volume is so great I wouldn't know where to start. And if I start singling out folks I'll miss someone and I don't want to do that. What I can say is that once again I am overwhelmed by the compassion, love, intelligence, generosity, creativity, and true friendship, that is found here. I will break my own rule however and say that Rap andMoby are freakin' unbelievable......as is Dan O'Connell. So you'll see me around more and more, for better or for worse and it will be a pleasure to be back. Spaw |
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15 Feb 11 - 04:27 PM (#3095923) Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Actually Does Return From: VirginiaTam woot! he be back! |
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15 Feb 11 - 04:30 PM (#3095926) Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Actually Does Return From: gnu HOOORRRAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And fuck you you beautiful broke dick prick. Don't EVER scare us like that again. EVER!!! |
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15 Feb 11 - 04:36 PM (#3095929) Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Actually Does Return From: Wesley S Glad you're back. Now STAY healthy dammit...... |
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15 Feb 11 - 04:44 PM (#3095935) Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Actually Does Return From: Jeri I'd like to wish you a great big "Fuck You" too. We missed you a lot, even though it was fun to talk about you while you were gone. And on behalf of everybody here, whether they like it or not, DON'T DO THAT AGAIN!!! Love, Jeri |
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15 Feb 11 - 04:48 PM (#3095939) Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Actually Does Return From: Cuilionn Tis PAW!!! HUZZAH!!!!! --Cuilionn |
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15 Feb 11 - 04:48 PM (#3095940) Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Actually Does Return From: Beer Starting this thread is thanks enough fr me. Stay well. Adrien |
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15 Feb 11 - 04:49 PM (#3095941) Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Actually Does Return From: open mike welcome back to reality as we know it... |
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15 Feb 11 - 04:51 PM (#3095944) Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Actually Does Return From: GUEST,John MacKenzie About fucking, time! |
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15 Feb 11 - 04:58 PM (#3095950) Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Actually Does Return From: Rapparee I found some more. ...Had you stepped on board the Peepod at a certain juncture of this post-mortemizing of the whale; and had you blithely strolled forward nigh the windlass, pretty sure am I that you would have scanned with no small curiosity and envy, if you are male, a very strange, enigmatical object to old maids, which you would have seen there, lying along lengthwise in the lee scuppers or whatever they're called. Not the wondrous cistern in the whale's huge head; not the prodigy of his unhinged lower jaw; not the miracle of his symmetrical tail; none of these would so surprise you, as half a glimpse of that unaccountable cone, - longer than a small Kentuckian is tall, nigh a foot in diameter at the base, and jet-black as Yoho, the ebony cola drink of Queequeg. And an idol, indeed, it is; or, rather, in old times, its likeness was, and, to some, still is. Such an idol as that found in the secret groves of Queen Maachah in Judea or Lily's place in Nantucket; and for worshipping which, king Asshole, her son, did depose her, and destroyed the idol, and burnt it for an abomination at the brook Kedron, polluting the water thereby, as darkly set forth in the 15th chapter of the first book of Kings or somewhere. Look at the sailor, called the mincer, who now minces along, and assisted by two allies, heavily backs into the grandissimus, as the mariners never called it, and with bowed shoulders, staggers off with it as if he were a grenadier carrying a dead comrade from the field. Extending it upon the forecastle deck, he now proceeds cylindrically to remove its dark pelt, as an African hunter the pelt of a boa. This done he turns the pelt inside out, like a pantaloon leg, if your pantaloons had but one leg; gives it a good stretching, so as almost to double its diameter; and at last hangs it, well spread, in the rigging, to dry. Ere long, it is taken down; when removing some three feet of it, towards the pointed extremity, and then cutting two slits for arm-holes at the other end, he lengthwise slips himself bodily into it. The mincer now stands before you invested in the full canonicals of his calling, and the other end, left from his butchery, has an end fastened shut with hawser and glue, to be used by Ahab when next he goes to shore. |
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15 Feb 11 - 05:00 PM (#3095953) Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Actually Does Return From: Will Fly Welcome back. Stay well. |
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15 Feb 11 - 05:03 PM (#3095958) Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Actually Does Return From: GUEST,leeneia I'm so glad you are recovering! |
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15 Feb 11 - 05:17 PM (#3095965) Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Actually Does Return From: Little Hawk Good to hear from you! ;-) What Kierkeggard is saying is essentially pretty much what Schopenhauer said and not far off what Dostoevsky would have said. In essence, to achieve a heightening of your mental/emotional clarity, do the following: 1. Listen to excellent music. Example: David Bowie's "Space Oddity". 2. Watch high quality films. Examples: "Songcatcher" and "Howard the Duck". 3. Focus your attention on great lives: Examples: William Shatner, Don Cherry (the Canadian hockey commentator), and Winona Ryder. 4. Get a superior breed of dog for a house pet. Example: Dachshund, smooth, longhaired or wire-haired. 5. Avoid total, absolute crap that will shut down your critical faculties and reduce you to drooling idiocy. Examples: Vaugh Bode's "Cheech Wizard", the NASCAR races, football games, the Superbowl, American Idol, Britain's Got Talent, and "Judge Judy". In fact, avoid TV altogether if you possibly can... ;-D |
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15 Feb 11 - 05:24 PM (#3095976) Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Actually Does Return From: Wesley S Yeah - maybe you'll have time to catch up on those "Songcatcher" threads you've been meaning to read.... |
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15 Feb 11 - 05:40 PM (#3095997) Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Actually Does Return From: gnu LH... "do the following:... " Well. I would add... get some Canuck TV with some curling... or youse Yanks should raise the house (pun intended) and get yer TV guys to get some good curling on yer tube. Spaw buddy... Scotties Tournament of Hearts goes out to you that you don't get good curling coverage down there. (Yeah, it's a stretch but it's been a long day.) |
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15 Feb 11 - 05:44 PM (#3096001) Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Actually Does Return From: Little Hawk Curling is indeed an amazing sport to watch. I managed to sit through almost 2 minutes of it one time before I fell asleep. I understand that they use it to train Ukrainian charwomen, by the way, and with very good results. You get strong forearms from curling and are assured of a clean sweep every time you play. |
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15 Feb 11 - 05:58 PM (#3096014) Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Actually Does Return From: Mark Clark What a great day! It's just wonderful to see a post from ’Spaw hisself. Pat's always been one of the greatest delights of this forum. I'm so happy to see him able to rejoin the tomfoolery. - Mark |
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15 Feb 11 - 06:03 PM (#3096017) Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Actually Does Return From: Herga Kitty Great to see Spaw back and posting... him and McGrath having both given us all such frights. And that was before they were ill! Kitty |
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15 Feb 11 - 06:19 PM (#3096026) Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Actually Does Return From: saulgoldie Glad you're doing better! Saul |
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15 Feb 11 - 06:42 PM (#3096039) Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Actually Does Return From: Amos YEEEEEHAW, BUDDY!! Keep on rolling. A |
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15 Feb 11 - 06:44 PM (#3096041) Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Actually Does Return From: Bill D "Short Attention Span Theater" **grin** Nice idea.... Maybe they can get the rights to "Mobius Dick" In my philosophy dept., we dreamed up films like "Kant's Critique of Pure Reason", starring Julie Newmar as the 'sensible manifold'. welcome back. |
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15 Feb 11 - 07:17 PM (#3096063) Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Actually Does Return From: jacqui.c Welcome back Spaw. Now, STAY WELL, or the Evil Sisterhood may have to send Nurse Ratched to minister to you. |
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15 Feb 11 - 07:36 PM (#3096083) Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Actually Does Return From: SINSULL Can someone explain to this poor old maid - a maiden lady - what Rap is going on about? Why would Peeleg wear it ashore? SINS PS Piss on it, Spaw. Little Yellow Fellow and all of us were not quite sure this time whether we were supposed to be compassionate or just go with business as usual. If this is what an appendectomy does to you, for heaven's sake do not even consider a vasectomy. SINS |
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15 Feb 11 - 07:47 PM (#3096084) Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Actually Does Return From: olddude I love you my brother welcome back |
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15 Feb 11 - 07:49 PM (#3096085) Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Actually Does Return From: Noreen |
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15 Feb 11 - 07:50 PM (#3096086) Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Actually Does Return From: Noreen Ha ha- that's a happy smile, but a bit juddery on my screen... well, you know what I meant! :) |
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15 Feb 11 - 08:02 PM (#3096094) Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Actually Does Return From: kendall Back to abnormal at last. |
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15 Feb 11 - 08:48 PM (#3096110) Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Actually Does Return From: Lonesome EJ About time we heard from you!! As always, nice to see your face in the place |
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15 Feb 11 - 08:50 PM (#3096114) Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Actually Does Return From: Joe Offer Spaw, welcome back. I don't know whether I should say "Oh, shit!" or if I should get a tear in my eye... with love, -Joe- |
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15 Feb 11 - 09:10 PM (#3096124) Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Actually Does Return From: Janie What? You're not going to send a personal thank you to each and every one of us? Ok, fella, just be that way! You think we were all watching, reading, writing, praying, setting forest fires from lighting candles, levitating 3 feet off the floor during intense meditations as healing thoughts focused entirely on you, Lame Brain, because we wanted you to get better? You think most of us sat at our computers waiting for interminably long threads to load, focused only on one gawddamned Buckeye who craves attention so badly he'll turn an appendectomy into a near-death experience just to see how 'Catter's will respond because we give a rat's ass? (On the otherhand, Janie, what else would you expect from a Buckeye - them what likes to drive 50 mph in the right lane on the WV Turnpike because they enjoy the friendly middle finger waves people give them as "parade leader" when they pull out of the procession to pass on the right?) Personally, I would be very hurt to not receive a personal thank you and an orchid for each time I posted or opened, read, and searched the threads for some news, except that I did at least get this opportunity to write a bunch of complex running and nearly unintelligible sentences. So this time I'll let you off the hook. (And btw, happyhappyhappyhappyhappyhappy you are on the mend. Don't pull a trick like this again, 'kay?) Hogs and kicksus, Janie |
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15 Feb 11 - 09:17 PM (#3096128) Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Actually Does Return From: Sandy Mc Lean Welcome back! |
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15 Feb 11 - 09:22 PM (#3096129) Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Actually Does Return From: Rapparee Well, SINS, it's like this. When they killed a male whale a certain part the that whale's anatomy was used in certain ways.... Consider a circumcision, for example.... |
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15 Feb 11 - 09:25 PM (#3096131) Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Actually Does Return From: Little Hawk Lookin' Coooool.....!!! |
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15 Feb 11 - 09:49 PM (#3096135) Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Actually Does Return From: katlaughing luvyaPeaches. kat |
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15 Feb 11 - 09:53 PM (#3096136) Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Actually Does Return From: GUEST,Russ Welcome back. Russ (Permanent GUEST) |
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15 Feb 11 - 10:04 PM (#3096137) Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Actually Does Return From: maeve Thanks, Pat. I am delighted to see your post. Maeve |
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15 Feb 11 - 10:56 PM (#3096149) Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Actually Does Return From: Neil D Very happy to have you back and healthy. Please stay that way! Neil and Christina |
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15 Feb 11 - 11:52 PM (#3096165) Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Actually Does Return From: Sandra in Sydney it's fantastic to see you back! |
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15 Feb 11 - 11:58 PM (#3096167) Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Actually Does Return From: ChanteyLass Good to hear from you! |
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16 Feb 11 - 12:47 AM (#3096180) Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Actually Does Return From: Bob Landry Welcome back, spaw. I look forward to more of your words of wisdom. |
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16 Feb 11 - 12:47 AM (#3096181) Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Actually Does Return From: BlueJay Glad you're back, Spaw. Take care, BlueJay |
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16 Feb 11 - 01:45 AM (#3096187) Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Actually Does Return From: JennieG So good to hear those dulcet tones again! You have been missed, and we are very pleased to have you back. Cheers JennieG |
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16 Feb 11 - 02:39 AM (#3096195) Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Actually Does Return From: My guru always said So very glad to see you back here. Keep recovering well! |
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16 Feb 11 - 02:47 AM (#3096203) Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Actually Does Return From: The Fooles Troupe Glad to be able to read your posts again. You have been missed, but we are hoping our aim will improve ... :-P |
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16 Feb 11 - 03:28 AM (#3096217) Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Actually Does Return From: Bugsy good to see you back mate. Cheers Bugsy |
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16 Feb 11 - 04:21 AM (#3096246) Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Actually Does Return From: mouldy Be still my heaving bosom, and swell no more with happiness! (My bosom heaving is not a pretty sight). JUST DON'T PUT US THROUGH THAT AGAIN, PAL! Andrea xxxxxxx |
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16 Feb 11 - 05:50 AM (#3096297) Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Actually Does Return From: fat B****rd Welcome back, 'Spaw. Stick around, eh! |
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16 Feb 11 - 06:28 AM (#3096317) Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Actually Does Return From: alanabit A good day for us all. Welcome back |
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16 Feb 11 - 06:43 AM (#3096329) Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Actually Does Return From: Roger the Skiffler Ok, Pat. Here at the NYCFTTS we've got the titanium bedpans all scrubbed up ready and Nurse Ratchet (she scrubs up well,too) has just snapped on the extra strong, ribbed, sensitile-lubricated rubber gloves so we're all prepared for your convalescence once the bowling is over( best of luck for Tris, I've got money on him at Fat Larry's the bookie (kneecaps broken, no extra charge). RtS |
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16 Feb 11 - 06:53 AM (#3096336) Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Actually Does Return From: Dharmabum Good to have you back Spaw. Welcome home. DB. |
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16 Feb 11 - 01:01 PM (#3096586) Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Actually Does Return From: Morticia wb Uncle Pat |
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16 Feb 11 - 02:07 PM (#3096627) Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Actually Does Return From: Bobert Good news, Spawzer... Just got off the phone with my Couzin Rufus who has volunteered to be yer surrogate flagilator... He's even willin' to drive Retha Mea's Chevette all the way to Ohio and sit with ya' an' any time ya' want he'll rip one off upon command... Plus, Perry up at the Sweet Springs Store has volunteered to throw in a case of Uncle Pete's BBQ'd Pork Rines and a twelvepack of Iron City so let me tell ya' that it will be like old times... Whaddayathin??? B~ |
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16 Feb 11 - 02:11 PM (#3096629) Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Actually Does Return From: GUEST,hg ah shriveled buckeyes at that.....glad you're back...watch out for the mean girls.... |
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16 Feb 11 - 03:09 PM (#3096661) Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Actually Does Return From: gnu "flagilator"??? Ahhhh.... |
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16 Feb 11 - 03:33 PM (#3096673) Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Actually Does Return From: BrooklynJay Welcome back, and sincerest best wishes for your continued recovery. Onward and upward. |
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16 Feb 11 - 05:40 PM (#3096740) Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Actually Does Return From: GUEST,999 It's about time. |
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16 Feb 11 - 05:46 PM (#3096745) Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Actually Does Return From: Mrrzy I am *so* happy I could just... ...never mind. Love you! |
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16 Feb 11 - 07:12 PM (#3096790) Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Actually Does Return From: Rapparee I'm an aspawist. I don't believe in spaw anymore. And I really can't believe in his return, just as I no longer believe in the Tooth Fairy. (This is not to imply that spaw, if he does indeed exist, partakes in any way any part of fairydom.) |
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16 Feb 11 - 07:22 PM (#3096793) Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Actually Does Return From: Little Hawk I was an aspawist for a short time in my youth, but then I realized that aspawism was simply too narrow a definition for someone like me to be constricted by. I no longer call myself an aspawist, because people might not understand. ;-) Anyway, it's silly to deny the existence of something like Spaw when there's no way of proving that he doesn't exist. ;-) And if he didn't...then what? |
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16 Feb 11 - 07:23 PM (#3096794) Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Actually Does Return From: olddude Rap he reads Moby's Dick ... hence he is ... |
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16 Feb 11 - 07:29 PM (#3096799) Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Actually Does Return From: Hawker Glad you are feeling stronger, heal well and take your time, we can all wait :0)............... |
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16 Feb 11 - 07:59 PM (#3096811) Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Actually Does Return From: Dave MacKenzie Great to have you back. Watched Star Trek Series 2 Episode 7 a few days ago. Wasn't the same. |
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16 Feb 11 - 10:26 PM (#3096858) Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Actually Does Return From: Bill D aspawsist? Whadda ya' think... I photoshoped this? Real... & solid (well...maybe a bit thinner now)... I don't lean on no imaginary characters. Why... he's as real as..Shane...or Chongo Chimp....or.... |
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16 Feb 11 - 10:48 PM (#3096864) Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Actually Does Return From: Charley Noble Welcome back, Spaw! And, shit, I had composed such a great memorial song... Charley Noble |
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16 Feb 11 - 10:54 PM (#3096865) Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Actually Does Return From: olddude For Spaw - A guy goes to pick up his date for the evening. She's not ready yet, so he has to sit in the living room with her parents. He has a bad case of gas and really needs to relieve some pressure. Luckly, the family dog jumps up on the couch next to him. He decides that he can let a little fart out and if anyone notices they will think that the dog did it. He farts, and the woman yells, "Spot, get down from there." The guy thinks, "Great, they think the dog did it." He releases another fart, and the woman again yells for the dog to get down. This goes on for a couple more farts. Finally the woman yells, "Dammit Spot, get down before he shits on you." |
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16 Feb 11 - 10:58 PM (#3096866) Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Actually Does Return From: olddude Spaw goes to his doctor Doctor, "What seems to be the problem?" Patient, "Doc, I've got the farts. I mean I fart all the time," The Doctor nods, "Hmm." Patient, "My farts do not stink and you can't hear them. It's just that I fart all the time. Look, we've been talking here for about 10 minutes and I've farted five times. You didn't hear them and you don't smell them, do you?" "Hmm," says the Doctor, He picks up his pad and writes out a prescription. The patient is thrilled "Great doc. This prescription, will it really clear up my farts?" "No," sighs the Doctor, "The prescription is to clear your sinuses. Next week I want you back here for a hearing test." |
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17 Feb 11 - 06:24 AM (#3097020) Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Actually Does Return From: bbc Thanks for posting this thread, Pat; it's a relief to see you back! love & hugs, Beebs |
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17 Feb 11 - 09:40 AM (#3097131) Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Actually Does Return From: Rapparee I didn't realize how much the non-existent spaw looked like Bill D. And leaning on a garden gnome, too! |
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17 Feb 11 - 10:28 AM (#3097160) Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Actually Does Return From: Becca72 Welcome back, Spaw!! |
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17 Feb 11 - 08:55 PM (#3097616) Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Actually Does Return From: catspaw49 Thanks again......Things have evened out the past few days. No more giant leaps but continued progress. Its now I realize how really long this is going to be. On the other hand, I survived two months in the hospital so a few months to heal should be a walk in the park.......or not. Whatever it is, I'm slugging on forward!!! Spaw |
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17 Feb 11 - 09:04 PM (#3097619) Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Actually Does Return From: Lonesome EJ Well, you may be bullet-proof, Grease, but that doesn't mean the dents don't still hurt like hell. |
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17 Feb 11 - 09:06 PM (#3097620) Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Actually Does Return From: Little Hawk Surviving 2 months in a hospital is no easy deal, Pat. Keep working on it one step at a time. |
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17 Feb 11 - 09:17 PM (#3097623) Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Actually Does Return From: Janie Slow and steady wins the race, friend. |
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17 Feb 11 - 09:17 PM (#3097624) Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Actually Does Return From: Rapparee Well, IF you really ARE spaw and not some demon inhabiting his body or someone faking it for some nefarious reason -- it's good you're back. If you're not really spaw, remember: God'll gitcha. |
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17 Feb 11 - 09:45 PM (#3097633) Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Actually Does Return From: Phil Cooper I didn't post on the other thread, but I am glad to see you back. |
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17 Feb 11 - 10:39 PM (#3097654) Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Actually Does Return From: Donuel Rapparee I was a tiny bit skeptical too but once Kierkeggard was mentioned and then Sondhiem (A lesser known auditory toxin) was involked, I knew it was the true Spaw. |
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17 Feb 11 - 11:00 PM (#3097668) Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Actually Does Return From: Rapparee Yes, but not Hegel, Kant, Swedenborg, Buber or Heidegger. So I'm still unsure. |
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18 Feb 11 - 04:29 AM (#3097740) Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Actually Does Return From: gnu It IS Spaw... this was in the advert box just now... Fart Noises Search multiple engines for fart noises webcrawler.com/fart_noises |
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18 Feb 11 - 06:47 AM (#3097823) Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Actually Does Return From: ragdall Welcome back, Spaw!!! |
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18 Feb 11 - 09:47 AM (#3097921) Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Actually Does Return From: Rapparee The circumstantial evidence IS growing, true.... |
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18 Feb 11 - 10:27 AM (#3097959) Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Actually Does Return From: Becca72 For Spaw: A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs. Three women, from England, Wales, and Scotland were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man. The English woman said "Have you ever had a hug?" The man said "No," so she gave him a hug and walked on. The Welsh woman said, "Have you ever had a kiss?" The man said, "No," so she gave him a kiss and walked on. The Scottish woman came to him and said, "'ave ya ever been fooked, laddie?" The man broke into a big smile and said, "No". She said, Aye, ya will be when the tide comes in." |
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18 Feb 11 - 10:44 AM (#3097972) Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Actually Does Return From: Little Hawk Ha! Ha! Ha! ;-D |
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18 Feb 11 - 02:04 PM (#3098119) Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Actually Does Return From: Donuel Damis Raparre, . To Hegel with Kant. Euclid Gold Fuke Ivanov. Its Spaw, Anyone who says otherwise can Copernicus. |
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19 Feb 11 - 10:13 AM (#3098521) Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Actually Does Return From: Fortunato Welcome back 'Spaw. All better? Now get back on the job. What would Rick have said about you laying about like this? |
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19 Feb 11 - 02:50 PM (#3098658) Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Actually Does Return From: Donuel Fortunato, Fortunata - great names. |
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19 Feb 11 - 09:04 PM (#3098805) Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Actually Does Return From: gnu Must be rough... the hospital... and now home recoup... not being able to watch the Scotties. I am watching the Scotties as I type. Great stuff. And the curling is good too. |
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19 Feb 11 - 10:31 PM (#3098844) Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Actually Does Return From: Bobert No worries, Spawzer... I did say that Couzin Rufus was drivin' Retha Mea's Chevette... Might take him months to get there... Heal, brother, heal... B~ |
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19 Feb 11 - 10:47 PM (#3098848) Subject: RE: BS: Spaw Actually Does Return From: Janie Damn you, Becca. Have you any idea how hard it is to clean old vine zinfandel from a keyboard and screen? |
