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BS: Curious about discovery in a telephone.

15 Mar 11 - 03:42 PM (#3114383)
Subject: BS: Curious about discovery in a telephone.
From: An Buachaill Caol Dubh

The cord of my telephone having been broken accidentally, and attempts to splice the four wires together having failed, I eventually had to resort to opening it in an attempt to detach the remainder of the line entirely and then buy a new one. Inside, I found a square package of what seems like soft caramel, sealed in clear plastic. It surely has no connection with the operation of the phone? Does anyione know?


15 Mar 11 - 03:51 PM (#3114391)
Subject: RE: BS: Curious about discovery in a telephone.
From: GUEST,999

Someone put it there. However, to be safe, throw the thing in a lake. It's an old assassin's trick to wire a phone and when the assassin makes sure the target is on the line, kaboom.

Alternatively, maybe a child/friend has put it there and it really IS a caramel. Either way, it won't hurt the lake.


15 Mar 11 - 03:54 PM (#3114396)
Subject: RE: BS: Curious about discovery in a telephone.
From: gnu

999... what!!!??? If tha wardens ketch ya they'll take yer truck fer dynamitin fish man. Even if it IS caramel ya gotta go ta court eh. Hassle dude.


15 Mar 11 - 03:59 PM (#3114398)
Subject: RE: BS: Curious about discovery in a telephone.
From: artbrooks

Is it possible that it is a silicone dry-pack?


15 Mar 11 - 04:14 PM (#3114409)
Subject: RE: BS: Curious about discovery in a telephone.
From: Bee-dubya-ell

It could be a drug. Hiding drugs inside telephones and their associated adjuncts is the oldest trick in the book. Smoke it and see if anything interesting happens.


15 Mar 11 - 04:38 PM (#3114422)
Subject: RE: BS: Curious about discovery in a telephone.
From: GUEST,999

Critical thinkers, all!


15 Mar 11 - 05:11 PM (#3114446)
Subject: RE: BS: Curious about discovery in a telephone.
From: VirginiaTam

There was something similar in our phone (a cordless) when opened to put the rechargeable battery in.

I didn't think much about it. Just figured it was there for some reason and let it be.


15 Mar 11 - 05:33 PM (#3114465)
Subject: RE: BS: Curious about discovery in a telephone.
From: Don Firth

They are alien agents, listening to human conversations in preparation for their coming invasion.

Don Firth

P. S. Unidentified Sticky Objects. (Cue the Theremin. . . .).


15 Mar 11 - 06:50 PM (#3114525)
Subject: RE: BS: Curious about discovery in a telephone.
From: Rapparee

Oh, my.

Whatever you say say nothin'
When you talk about you-know-what
For if you-know-who should hear you
You know what you'll get
They'll take you off
To you-know-where
For you wouldn't know how long
For for you-know-who's sake
Don't let anyone talk on that telephone.

In fact, don't try communicating with anyone else in any way. That's the only way you'll continue to be safe from us them. Best wrap yourself in jute or burlap wrappings from head to toe and just lie down somewhere out of the way until it all goes away.


15 Mar 11 - 06:54 PM (#3114533)
Subject: RE: BS: Curious about discovery in a telephone.
From: GUEST,999

Does it have to be burlap? I won't even use a wool blanket, let alone burlap!


15 Mar 11 - 07:25 PM (#3114562)
Subject: RE: BS: Curious about discovery in a telephone.
From: Sandy Mc Lean

"Best wrap yourself in jute or burlap wrappings from head to toe and just lie down somewhere out of the way until it all goes away."
Or smoke it!


15 Mar 11 - 07:38 PM (#3114573)
Subject: RE: BS: Curious about discovery in a telephone.
From: gnu

Just don't eat the caramel! But... if you can't resist, be sure to floss and brush and swish with a proper mouthwash. Cleanliness is next to Godliness. And it saves $$$ at the dental clinic.


15 Mar 11 - 07:57 PM (#3114590)
Subject: RE: BS: Curious about discovery in a telephone.
From: Rapparee

999, we're they're coming for you no matter what you wrap up in. I'd suggest a qiviut blanket, because it'll be the last comfort you'll have for quite some time...so to speak.


15 Mar 11 - 08:30 PM (#3114612)
Subject: RE: BS: Curious about discovery in a telephone.
From: GUEST,999

Before I go into hiding, I wanted to suggest that An Buachaill Caol Dubh give the phone company a call and ask.


15 Mar 11 - 08:53 PM (#3114622)
Subject: RE: BS: Curious about discovery in a telephone.
From: maeve

You need the Harry Potter cloak of invisibility


16 Mar 11 - 01:12 AM (#3114719)
Subject: RE: BS: Curious about discovery in a telephone.
From: Gurney

Clenliness is next to godliness, Gnu? That is a very severly abridged dictionary you are using!
And that is a Pratchett quote.


16 Mar 11 - 05:40 AM (#3114806)
Subject: RE: BS: Curious about discovery in a telephone.
From: GUEST,John MacKenzie

This is what it is


16 Mar 11 - 05:54 AM (#3114814)
Subject: RE: BS: Curious about discovery in a telephone.
From: gnu

Cloak of invisibility? How come they have a pic of it?


16 Mar 11 - 08:51 AM (#3114910)
Subject: RE: BS: Curious about discovery in a telephone.
From: GUEST,999

You're the only one who can see it, gnu.


16 Mar 11 - 09:40 AM (#3114937)
Subject: RE: BS: Curious about discovery in a telephone.
From: GUEST,John MacKenzie

See what?


16 Mar 11 - 10:04 AM (#3114949)
Subject: RE: BS: Curious about discovery in a telephone.
From: Becca72

What happens if someone wears it while flying in Wonder Woman's invisible jet?


16 Mar 11 - 10:30 AM (#3114963)
Subject: RE: BS: Curious about discovery in a telephone.
From: Rapparee

Then you don't see someone flying around sitting on nothing.


16 Mar 11 - 11:07 AM (#3114981)
Subject: RE: BS: Curious about discovery in a telephone.
From: GUEST,John MacKenzie

Wonder Woman wearing invisibilty cloak, doing aerobatics.


16 Mar 11 - 11:14 AM (#3114983)
Subject: RE: BS: Curious about discovery in a telephone.
From: Becca72

Phew, thanks Rap. I was afraid it would create a worm hole or something...


16 Mar 11 - 01:10 PM (#3115054)
Subject: RE: BS: Curious about discovery in a telephone.
From: katlaughing

Here's what's really going to happen: Neil Young Center Anthem?


16 Mar 11 - 03:39 PM (#3115165)
Subject: RE: BS: Curious about discovery in a telephone.
From: GUEST,999

OK. After the past few posts I went into a fit of giggles. Now I don't laugh if   I do n,t think about it.

I just thought about the original poster who had a       EUREKA. That thing in the phone--it IS the Invisibility Cloak!!!


16 Mar 11 - 04:21 PM (#3115193)
Subject: RE: BS: Curious about discovery in a telephone.
From: Don Firth

Jus' curious.

Suppose you shuck out that exhorbitant price for a Harry Potter Cloak of Invisibility. Even when it arrives and you open the box, how do you know they actually sent it to you?

Just my suspicious nature, I guess. . . .

Don Firth


16 Mar 11 - 05:06 PM (#3115210)
Subject: RE: BS: Curious about discovery in a telephone.
From: gnu

Have it sent COD? Then you'd have a receipt.

Or I could come over and have a look. Unlike mere mortals, I can actually see it... apprently.


16 Mar 11 - 06:04 PM (#3115228)
Subject: RE: BS: Curious about discovery in a telephone.
From: Smokey.

Magic putty doesn't work if you tell anyone you found it. I thought everybody knew that.


16 Mar 11 - 06:25 PM (#3115237)
Subject: RE: BS: Curious about discovery in a telephone.
From: Rapparee

Two of my phones have tooth decay. Does this mean something?


16 Mar 11 - 07:09 PM (#3115273)
Subject: RE: BS: Curious about discovery in a telephone.
From: gnu

Is that the blue tooth I have heard about?


16 Mar 11 - 10:15 PM (#3115362)
Subject: RE: BS: Curious about discovery in a telephone.
From: Rapparee

It might be, yes. Then again, it might not be. You'll have to consult a dentist.


16 Mar 11 - 10:50 PM (#3115382)
Subject: RE: BS: Curious about discovery in a telephone.
From: katlaughing

Blue tooth is blue because it lost all of its buddies...