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13 Apr 11 - 04:48 PM (#3134602) Subject: Here's a new wrinkle From: kendall Re: Payment Notification: We are writhing to know if it's true that you are DEAD? Because we received a notification from one MR. GERSHON SHAPIRO of USA stating that you are DEAD and that you have giving him the right to claim your funds. He stated you died on a CAR accident. He has been calling us regarding this issue, but we cannot proceed with him until we confirm this by not hearing from you after 7days. Be advised that we have made all arrangements for you to receive and confirm your funds without anymore stress, and without any further delays. All we need to confirm now is your been DEAD Or still Alive. Because this MAN'S message brought shock to our minds. And we just can't proceed with him until we confirm if this is a reality OR not But if it happened we did not hear from you after 7days, then we say: MAY YOUR SOUL REST IN PERFECT PEACE" Full Name............ Direct Telephone Number.............. Physical Address.. Occupation............... Country................. State............. Sex............ Age............... YOUR JOY AND SUCCESS REMAINS OUR GOAL. May the peace of the Lord be with you wherever you may be now. image Your Faitfully, Mr They are WRITHING to know, and they can't spell Faithfully. LOL |
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13 Apr 11 - 04:56 PM (#3134607) Subject: RE: Here's a new wrinkle From: Will Fly Lawdy, Lawdy - is you been dead, bro? Well, as they said in "Alice In Wonderland", the turtle and the Gryphon were taught REELING and WRITHING - by an old Tortoise (taught us)... |
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13 Apr 11 - 05:29 PM (#3134632) Subject: RE: Here's a new wrinkle From: gnu If I was dead, I wouldn't answer. |
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13 Apr 11 - 05:38 PM (#3134635) Subject: RE: Here's a new wrinkle From: katlaughing Right on gnu! |
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13 Apr 11 - 05:48 PM (#3134644) Subject: RE: Here's a new wrinkle From: EBarnacle He's welcome to my debts and child support payments. |
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13 Apr 11 - 05:52 PM (#3134649) Subject: RE: Here's a new wrinkle From: maple_leaf_boy If it was me, I'd respond by saying "Yes, I am dead." lol. |
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13 Apr 11 - 05:57 PM (#3134652) Subject: RE: Here's a new wrinkle From: gnu "If it was me, I'd respond by saying "Yes, I am dead."" "... but I am still playing for The Leafs." |
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13 Apr 11 - 06:03 PM (#3134655) Subject: RE: Here's a new wrinkle From: GUEST,999 "Here's a new wrinkle" Found one of them on my arse this morning. |
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13 Apr 11 - 06:30 PM (#3134674) Subject: RE: Here's a new wrinkle From: Wesley S Shouldn't you be taking this up with: Gershon Shapiro ? |
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13 Apr 11 - 06:39 PM (#3134679) Subject: RE: Here's a new wrinkle From: Smokey. "Found one of them on my arse this morning." Ah, I wondered who'd got my copy of "101 Things to Do With a Webcam".. |
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13 Apr 11 - 08:16 PM (#3134728) Subject: RE: Here's a new wrinkle From: kendall How about, Deceased, left no forwarding address? |
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13 Apr 11 - 08:21 PM (#3134731) Subject: RE: Here's a new wrinkle From: Charmion "Rumours of my decease are wildly exaggerated ...? |
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13 Apr 11 - 08:55 PM (#3134747) Subject: RE: Here's a new wrinkle From: frogprince My roommate and I are both laughing ourselves sick. |
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13 Apr 11 - 09:17 PM (#3134765) Subject: RE: Here's a new wrinkle From: Ed T ""He is not yet dead That's what the geezer said No, he's not yet dead That man is off his head He is not yet dead So put him back in bed Keep him off the cart because he's not yet dead."" |
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13 Apr 11 - 09:20 PM (#3134767) Subject: RE: Here's a new wrinkle From: frogprince "BRRING OUT YER DEAD! BRRING OUT YER DEAD!" |
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14 Apr 11 - 08:21 AM (#3135014) Subject: RE: Here's a new wrinkle From: kendall I don't want to go on the cart. |
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14 Apr 11 - 09:02 AM (#3135044) Subject: RE: Here's a new wrinkle From: GUEST,Eliza I like 'Physical Address'. As opposed to Spiritual Address? (The Nook, Paradise Way, Heaven,) |
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14 Apr 11 - 09:20 AM (#3135056) Subject: RE: Here's a new wrinkle From: The Fooles Troupe Look, for a fiver, one little knock on the head .... |
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14 Apr 11 - 09:53 AM (#3135071) Subject: RE: Here's a new wrinkle From: Becca72 After receiving multiple communications for his mother who passed away many years ago, my B-I-L finally sent one back ( I believe it was AARP) with the "Address" field filled in with the "Forest City Cemetery" and "best time to contact" listed as "prior to January 1980", which is when she died. LOL |
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14 Apr 11 - 11:34 AM (#3135131) Subject: RE: Here's a new wrinkle From: kendall Problem is, no one reads the answers, all they want is confirmation that your e mail address is valid. |
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14 Apr 11 - 08:16 PM (#3135461) Subject: RE: Here's a new wrinkle From: Ed T No time travel allowed in China |