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17 Sep 99 - 10:18 AM (#114902) Subject: If you were an exotic dancer... From: Dave Swan If you were an exotic dancer or other worker in the adult entertainment industry, you might want to assume another name. A friend has brought us the following formula. First name: Your first dog (or turtle or chicken or hamster). Last name: The street where you lived when you had him. Thus: Dave Swan becomes Sam Euclid, a square jawed guy with a slide rule and a thong, pj becomes Tina Montrose. Need I say more? S.E. Bronson becomes Blitzen Mayberry, a name just right for rabbit fur camel shackles and a biker vest. Anyone? E.S. |
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17 Sep 99 - 10:26 AM (#114905) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Allan C. Tasty Grove |
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17 Sep 99 - 10:26 AM (#114906) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: katlaughing Let's see, you're not gonna believe this one: Dog: Tramp Riverview! I guess that's better than Wrinkles Twelfth Road (or whatever number the darn place was)! Cat: that I remember first....Sir Lancelot Riverview! Maybe the turtle would be better: Aliki "G" Road... Naw, I think I'll have to find a different formula, El Swanno! Fun to think of, though! |
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17 Sep 99 - 10:45 AM (#114909) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: catspaw49 Uh, huh................Ooboy.............Okay ...and plant a big one btween my coat vent El Swanno.. "Taffy Eastport" Right then............ Spaw |
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17 Sep 99 - 10:50 AM (#114911) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: alison Brandy Sandhill. |
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17 Sep 99 - 10:50 AM (#114912) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Neil Lowe Stretch Letcher....hmmmm. Kind of has a symmetrical appeal, don't you think? |
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17 Sep 99 - 10:55 AM (#114914) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Big Mick Daisy Orleans. I will never live this or the thong down. Shit. Mick |
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17 Sep 99 - 11:11 AM (#114922) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Bert Pat Marlow |
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17 Sep 99 - 11:26 AM (#114933) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: WyoWoman Omigod, I love this! Sin-Sin Drew!!! Yesssss! ww |
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17 Sep 99 - 11:26 AM (#114934) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: catspaw49 *** APPEARING NIGHTLY *** LIVE SHOWS *** NO COVER ***
XXX rated"Daisy Orleans and Taffy Eastport"XXXrated
--- EXOTIC ACTS --- THONGS --- POTATOES --- ### must have valid ID to enter #### |
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17 Sep 99 - 11:29 AM (#114935) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Jack (who is called Jack) I am Muffy 252. Of course if its open to cats I become Tasha Pennfield. As for exotic dancing, people who have seen me try have often remarked as politely as they could muster, "Thats a rather ...um... exotic dancing style you have".
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17 Sep 99 - 11:31 AM (#114936) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: WyoWoman Jack, I think it's because of the way you make the tassles go in opposite directions...Not many of us can do that. ww |
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17 Sep 99 - 11:46 AM (#114940) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Big Mick I knew that f##ker would not let this pass. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Big Mick |
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17 Sep 99 - 11:47 AM (#114942) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: WyoWoman Mick -- the image of you and that thong are as deeply imbedded in our imaginations as that potato was imbedded in ... oh, nivver mind... ww |
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17 Sep 99 - 12:03 PM (#114944) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Peter T. Daisy, Taffy, meet Ting-Hao Truax (from the James Bond film, Never Say Goodbye to a Gold Thunderball Twice). yours, Peter T. |
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17 Sep 99 - 12:05 PM (#114946) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Cara Lollipop Forest Hills.
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17 Sep 99 - 12:06 PM (#114947) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Jack (who is called Jack) Spaw, Didn't Taffy and Daisy's live act get shut down once for including lewd acts with possums, or is that just a rumor? |
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17 Sep 99 - 12:07 PM (#114948) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Jigger Well, I suppose this is as good an introduction to all you 'catters as any... If I were an exotic dancer, I'd be Jigger St. Clair. But you can call me Luna. |
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17 Sep 99 - 12:10 PM (#114949) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Bert Hey, welcome aboard Jigger, er sorry, Luna. This is a good thread to start with, crazy from the word go. You'll fit in real well. Just keep out if the way of Taffy Eastport. Bert |
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17 Sep 99 - 12:12 PM (#114950) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: sophocleese Well I'd be Clapton Parkhill, anybody got a better place to be clapped on? Sophocleese |
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17 Sep 99 - 12:16 PM (#114951) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: WyoWoman I'm saving this thread forever. Just in case I ever want to write a novel about a home for old exotic dancers... Hey! There's an idea. We could do an episodic t.v. drama, a la' "E.R." or "Friends" (ok, ok, so that's not preCISEly a drama...nor even actually a comedy) about a home outside Las Vegas for exotic dancers whose tassles don't tilt anymore, so to speak .... ww |
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17 Sep 99 - 12:32 PM (#114957) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Neil Lowe ...and call it "Gravity's Lameglow"..... |
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17 Sep 99 - 12:37 PM (#114959) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: harpgirl ...cooie hill? |
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17 Sep 99 - 12:51 PM (#114962) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: lamarca Oh, boy (or girl)! I guess I would be ****Ginger Eldorado**** (although adopting the name of our "intellectually challenged" cocker spaniel is hard - talk about dumb blondes...) My friends on the folk festival Operations crew circuit fondly remember my "Chain Dance" late one night on stage at the Sylvan Theater near the Washington Monument... It's really amazing what can be done with the prehensile tail of an opossum! |
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17 Sep 99 - 12:55 PM (#114963) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Rick Fielding All the best from "Duke St. Andrews". My good wife "Kate Kingston", echoes these sentiments and wonders if "McKnees" would have made the Glasgow police force as "Goldfish Dunard"! Had I decided to become a male stripper at the age of six, I would have been forced to use the Moniker "Bootsie Cote de Neiges". Rick |
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17 Sep 99 - 01:20 PM (#114968) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: annamill SNOWBALL SUMMER (I'd be damn good too) Luna, that's my maiden (if I ever was one) name. love, annap |
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17 Sep 99 - 01:22 PM (#114970) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: campfire Geez, I would have been Ginger Greentree, but since Ginger has already been taken, above, I'll have to go with the cat instead - Pixie GreenTree. Of course, before we got Pixie, her name was "Princess Powderpuff".....I guess I wouldn't need another last name then, would I? If I were male, though, I'd use the current dog and location - Bentley Bluemound has a nice ring to it, don't you think? campfire |
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17 Sep 99 - 01:26 PM (#114971) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Bert Glad to see you're still alive Snowball Summer. Hope you weren't too inconvenienced by the Hurricane. |
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17 Sep 99 - 01:35 PM (#114978) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: katlaughing That's Maiden Luna, too! Good to see you on here, annap. Got a little worried. kat |
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17 Sep 99 - 01:36 PM (#114979) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: catspaw49 Say, we have one helluva' an act building up here......I mean really, if these aren't great burlesque names....... Taffy...Ginger ... Boots ... Lollipop????????......Geezus!!! And Luna, you might as well give up on that now as I think you're stuck with Jigger!!! (gawd, this is great)......anyway Jigger, Welcome to the 'Cat!!!! Great music,great folks, a great little village here. If you have any questions please feel free to ask. Bert will only remember Jigger so if you have a question for him, be sure to sign it "Jigger." AND....cotrary to what you heard from Bert, I'm polite, courteous, serious minded, and not sarcastic in the least. WELCOME!!! Spaw |
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17 Sep 99 - 01:38 PM (#114983) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Peter T. Is this perhaps the perfect thread we have all been waiting for, the peak? I think so. Furry animals, nostalgia, exotic dancers, childhood, absurdity. It only lacks folk music, so -- is there any folk music worth stripping to? My mind turns for some dark, unexplained reason towards "Wimoweh". Thanks, Dave, we owe you. yours, Peter T. |
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17 Sep 99 - 01:46 PM (#114987) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: annamill Oh thank you so much for caring and, thank goodness, there was no need to worry, my friends. I explained that wonderful yesterday in the "hurricane" thread. Welcome, Luna. Love, annap |
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17 Sep 99 - 02:01 PM (#114991) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: JedMarum Suzy Lincoln - Abe's long lost great great grand-daughter, but what's the bit about a potatoe? {sic; the Republican spelling} |
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17 Sep 99 - 02:06 PM (#114995) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Max You all can call me Rocky High. No shit. |
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17 Sep 99 - 02:10 PM (#114996) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: catspaw49 Go back to the Mudcat Tavern Liam, about # 9 or # 10 and read all about it....Like many Mudcat jokes, it's origins are often obscure, but there are some folks around here who will not let go of a joke, no matter how bad....kinda' like Peter T., who after years of therapy still cannot keep himself from dressing up the local herons to look like Waylon Jennings....really tragic, ya' know? Spaw |
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17 Sep 99 - 02:15 PM (#115000) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: WyoWoman Omigawd -- stripping to "The Lion Sleeps Tonight..." I'm seeing a chorus line... ww, AKA Sin-Sin Drew (Later in life it would be Beanie Northcutt, but I think that sounds more like a member of the Boys Rockets, Bugs and No Girlz Club...)
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17 Sep 99 - 02:24 PM (#115004) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Barbara Shaw So I'm Blackie Murray. Never get away with a name like that today... I'd be better off with my last dog / street, which would be Muffin Stonegate. |
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17 Sep 99 - 02:25 PM (#115005) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Peter T. O.K., I give up -- I also dress up pelicans like Willie Nelson. ("If you had not been fishing, then I would not have found you....") Happy, CP, happy?? Jesus. yours, Peter T. P.S. (I envisage the male strippers on the low "wheeup --yos" and the ladies on the falsettos doing their thing. Somehow Odetta seems to sashay across the stage....) I better get to the tavern for a glass of milk fast. |
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17 Sep 99 - 02:31 PM (#115010) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Margo Oh boy, I'm Schatzie Blair. Ooooowee! Margarita |
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17 Sep 99 - 02:34 PM (#115013) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: bobby's girl Unfortunately my mother did'nt like cats and dogs so the only pet I was allowed was a budgie - sadly this would make me Joey Holderness - lacks a certain something I feel |
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17 Sep 99 - 02:36 PM (#115014) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Melodeon This is great! Would have started career as Belle Granville then after the surgery become Ossian Tuffley. Melodeon |
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17 Sep 99 - 02:37 PM (#115015) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: JedMarum Joey Holderness??? I agree with your assessment. bobby's girl sounds much better! |
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17 Sep 99 - 02:38 PM (#115016) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: katlaughing Currently, I could be Lovee Center! Hey, Rocky High, I love it! This is so much fun. My niece could be Tesla Orkney?! My girlfriend Mazie Grace on 4th! |
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17 Sep 99 - 02:41 PM (#115019) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: annamill I hate the obvious, when it comes to joking... Max, it's a good thing you didn't also have a pet called Mountain. Tsk! How silly I am. L.,A. |
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17 Sep 99 - 02:50 PM (#115023) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: MMario I can't believe I actually worked out what these would be... depending on the species of pet:
Tinkie Tupper but "Daisy" is scary! |
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17 Sep 99 - 02:58 PM (#115024) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Bert Mazie Grace! You made that one up! Bert. |
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17 Sep 99 - 03:05 PM (#115025) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: sophocleese Oh dear if I go to a different time I'm Mother Martin. That's a name to bring in the crowds. |
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17 Sep 99 - 03:26 PM (#115030) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Jigger Thank you all for your kind welcomes. I suppose I should count myself lucky that I went with Jigger, or I might be stuck with any number of stranger monikers (Paganini Russell, Rainbow Sturges, Grendel High). As you for you, 'Spaw, I may be new to this site, but I wasn't born yesterday. Next thing I know, you'll be offering me a baked potato from Big Mick and snickering under your breath. Polite? Courteous? Serious minded? I'd be disappointed if you were! Jigger |
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17 Sep 99 - 03:51 PM (#115043) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: K~~ Following that formula I'd be (shudder) Chee Chee Old Farmers - Now there's a name that depicts the hot chick I be (gak!). |
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17 Sep 99 - 03:57 PM (#115044) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Marion I'd be Tiger Joy - which is, actually, kind of sexy. |
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17 Sep 99 - 04:09 PM (#115048) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: unclenort whats a budgie? |
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17 Sep 99 - 04:12 PM (#115051) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: WyoWoman Joey Holderness sounds like a good candidate for the Rockets, Bugs and No Girlz Club, though....
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17 Sep 99 - 04:23 PM (#115057) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: MMario budgie=parakeet |
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17 Sep 99 - 04:34 PM (#115062) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: KathWestra Now appearing:
Tosspot Underwood with her trusty sidekick (or is that high-kick?) My ex-hubby and I used to make up names of exotic dancers from menu items. It all started in the Chesapeake Seafood House here in the D.C. area, where the featured dessert of the day was "Chesapeake Cocoa Delite." We thought that was hilarious, and while waiting in line to get our table, came up with a whole bunch of others. My favorite was "Velveeta Fondue." Enough thread creep. Keep 'em comin' folks. ;-) Kath |
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17 Sep 99 - 04:40 PM (#115065) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Tracey "Butch Roger". Of course, there would have to be that little operation first... |
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17 Sep 99 - 04:53 PM (#115068) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: katlaughing Ooooo, lookout 'Spaw, Jigger's up! She's got your number, bucko! Bert, I did not make up Mazie Grace. When she named her Grace, I started calling her aMazin' Grace, which morphed into Mazie Grace. Send her some good vibes...she ran away two nights ago.:-( Let's see, in CT, I could've been Toodles Jerry Brown or Toodles Washington. (old cockatiel) Or,in MA, Miss Pitty Pat School. That might raise a few eyebrows. Kath..the possibilities boggles the mind! esp. when I think of certain deserts I've read the names of! katlaughingwhosepseudodaughterinlawgaveherpastieswithtasslesforChristmastwoyearsago! So at least I have the equipment for a new career! |
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17 Sep 99 - 05:00 PM (#115070) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Bert ~~~~~~~~~~~Here's some good vibes for Mazie, which should do the trick especially if we all sing loudly "The cat came back" as well. |
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17 Sep 99 - 05:16 PM (#115075) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: katlaughing Thanks, Bert. I just talked to my friend. still no sign of her. We think someone took her out of the yard. I am going to print up some flyers for her to put up & she'll run an ad in the paper. Her little girl is pretty upset; her 12 yr. old son says if he ever sees Mazie with anybody else he will go rip their balls off and stuff them in their ears! She's a really neat dog, dammit! Thanks, sweetie. kat |
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17 Sep 99 - 05:23 PM (#115077) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Dave Swan Here's another thing I love about this place. You can flick a dry fly out on the water and if everything's right the feeding frenzy will come. Rolling on the floor, considering as never before that I could be Watson McGregor or Woody Greenwood. Hmmmmm. E.S. |
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17 Sep 99 - 05:25 PM (#115078) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Dave Swan Oops Kat, Overlapped your messages. Didn't mean to ignore the missing critter. All best for her return. E.S. |
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17 Sep 99 - 05:38 PM (#115081) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Kara AKA Dougal Butts |
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17 Sep 99 - 05:42 PM (#115082) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Jack (Who is called Jack) We gotta have a name for the club where we all 'shake our love thangs' Any Ideas. How about The Organ Grinder. ba-dum-dum! |
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17 Sep 99 - 05:53 PM (#115084) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Alice 1st Dog's name = Irish street name = Dempsey Inn Road My most memorable dog/address = Mandy Grand |
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17 Sep 99 - 05:55 PM (#115085) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: lamarca Moving ahead in life, I coulda been: "Val Julia" (shades of Raoul) or worse yet, for her late brother, "Koshchei Byezsmertnui Julia" - try saying that after a few! followed by: "Val Keystone" "Val Lynnwood" "Val Quince Orchard" "Val Hollins" "Val Baltimore" "Val Bonifant" and currently, "Val Deerfield" (missed one address in there somewhere; she's an 18-year-old cat at this point!) I think I'll stick with Ginger Eldorado - it sounds better with the pink flamingo feather boa... |
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17 Sep 99 - 06:33 PM (#115094) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: catspaw49 I just asked Karen and she'd be "Minnie Highway 94"............Now that has some serious implications!!! At other times she would have been "Rosie Poplar" or "Prudence Rollingview"....... At other time I might have been "Fawn Rivers" or "Gretchen LaBar" or "Candy Retton"............ Spaw |
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17 Sep 99 - 06:40 PM (#115099) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: katlaughing 'sokay, Dave. Didn't mean to rain on this oh so fun thread, anyway. Thanks! Lamarca, those are great, but you're right...Ginger Eldorado has a certain "schwing" to it!
I like the Organ Grinder! Or how about the "Shake It Up Club"? "Rocky High's Exotic Dance Club", or, maybe....
*with a bunch of oddly dressed birds from up north>/i>
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17 Sep 99 - 06:42 PM (#115100) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: campfire Dougal Butts?? Can't stop laughing!!!! campfire |
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17 Sep 99 - 06:47 PM (#115102) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Gint Ricky Cross |
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17 Sep 99 - 06:59 PM (#115107) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: bbelle No doublt about it, I'd be "Celestial Storm ... She Stops Shooting Stars In Their Tracks..." moonchild |
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17 Sep 99 - 07:53 PM (#115120) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: WyoWoman I think the name of the joint should be "The Schwing Thing." Maybe,"Tassles and All" Or "Shakin' Moneymakers" "Aboves and Belows" How about "Exotic 'r' Us" ww |
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17 Sep 99 - 08:08 PM (#115122) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: bbelle How about ... Mud Cat House ... Mudwrestling & Catfights ... Our speciality! moonchild |
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17 Sep 99 - 08:10 PM (#115124) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: RiGGy I'm Buzzy Olive !! Kinda fit's in with the potato, but easier !! We usta put on fake rockstar names to play the churchbasement coffeehouse circuit. My buddy chose " Dick Sting " which sorta fits this thread. Another angle this thread COULD take is naming ACTUAL folkies who really DID work as exotic dancers in their wild & wicked youths. I know 3: Debby, Robin & Carole. Last names are YOUR problem. RiGGy |
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17 Sep 99 - 08:11 PM (#115125) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: bbelle Ok ... Schwing Thing ... "If you ain't got a schwing, you ain't got a thing ... do wop, do wop ..." I have sunk to new lows ... moonchild |
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17 Sep 99 - 08:15 PM (#115127) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Kira I come visit here for the very first time, and look what I find! Well, it's as good a way as any to introduce myself to your site, I suppose. I'd be Gay-Gay Patrick! Amazing how well this trick works! LOL |
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17 Sep 99 - 08:58 PM (#115136) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: raoul well, I guess I'd be Hana Westminster (or Hana PineCone) !! ouch |
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17 Sep 99 - 09:22 PM (#115142) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Barbara Licorice Cambourne Hawkeye Cambourne Impish Cambourne Lady Elm Park
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17 Sep 99 - 09:48 PM (#115151) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Susan A-R Thank you!! Haven't laughed so hard in a long time. Taffy, don't let anyone pull it!! I'd be Motorboat Mason, Sounds kinda large and, well solid. I suppose I could be Petunia Elm. Not much better. Guess I better get a pet and name it something appropriate now that I'm loving on Wilder Street. Has possibilities. Any pet name suggestions out there?? Motorboat |
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17 Sep 99 - 11:15 PM (#115175) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Jeri Money Hill |
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17 Sep 99 - 11:18 PM (#115180) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Susan A-R How come we always named our pets things like Motorboat, Flag, Ralph, Raoul, Tiz, Bohannon, Peanuts, Oh Bother!! Say, I did have a cat named Posey once, not too too bad, and the horse named Meg. Oh I guve up!! Resignedly Motorboat |
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17 Sep 99 - 11:29 PM (#115184) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: sophocleese Well we had two cats my brothers fondly named Rape and Pillage. Maybe we should have lived on Wilder Street. |
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17 Sep 99 - 11:31 PM (#115186) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: katlaughing I think "Lotta" Wilder would be fine. |
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17 Sep 99 - 11:36 PM (#115190) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Susan A-R Hmmm, I'll think of that when I'm doing Brecht songs next month, but 'tinl then I shall stay, humbly Motorboat. THANK YOU, DAVE SWAN. I haven't laughed so hard in months!! and I love the way this thread is creeping out into the mudcat world. |
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18 Sep 99 - 01:11 AM (#115215) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Big Mick And later I would have been "Goose Orange". Damn, I will get ate alive again. Hey Jigger, care for a spud? I am done with it.............hahahahahahahaha..........Welcome to our town, we are pleased to have you here with us. All the best, Big Mick |
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18 Sep 99 - 01:15 AM (#115217) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Lonesome EJ I'm just crazy about long, languid summer days spent lounging naked by my swimming pool. My other interests are skydiving, world peace, and ceramics. My turn-ons are fast, sexy sports cars, french cuisine, hot baby-oil rubdowns, and Folk Music. My turn-offs are people who don't use enough deodorant, strident vegetarians, and neighbors who mow their lawns before 10 AM on Saturday. Tippy Minnehaha |
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18 Sep 99 - 01:23 AM (#115218) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Craig Using the cat mine would be Princess Natal. Just doesn't sound quite right.With the dog it would be Bullet Natal. Gone like a shot. |
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18 Sep 99 - 01:39 AM (#115223) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Escamillo Surely you will find this one exotic:
Gimenez Lope de Vega (Because I give my dogs a Last name, not a short funny name. How could you hold a serious conversation with your dog, if he is called Tom ? Nah. He deserves a family name, especially when he's the officer in charge of custody at this house) Andrés Magré |
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18 Sep 99 - 02:11 AM (#115226) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: WyoWoman My little dog Bob would argue with you about that. Of course, he's a schnauser/wolf hybrid, so ... Bob's the name, Ferocious's the game. (I don't know for sure that he actually IS a wolf hybrid -- that's just what Bob told me.) WW |
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18 Sep 99 - 02:14 AM (#115229) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Escamillo Now I see my above message and realize that some Tom may feel offended ! Please accept my apologies, I intended to say that a short name ONLY is not enough. Of course we persons have short funny names (as myself, or my dog could be called Andy) but carry a family name too. Sorry for not being very clear. Andrés Magré |
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18 Sep 99 - 02:27 AM (#115231) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Bugsy Skippy Ramsdell - "At your Soivice!" Bugsy |
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18 Sep 99 - 09:12 AM (#115266) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: bbc Well, Blue Boy Ina really doesn't make it. Maybe I'm not meant to be an exotic dancer? If I fudge, the best it gets is Spice Lynmont. Sigh. bbc |
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18 Sep 99 - 12:35 PM (#115298) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: WyoWoman Maybe Blue Boy would want to join our Rockets, Bugs and No Grilz Club? Along with Beanie Northcutt and Joey Holderness...
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18 Sep 99 - 04:28 PM (#115339) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: bseed(charleskratz) Over the years I've met a few of these dancers: First there was the male stripper Happy Third, followed by the twins Suzy and Boots Amador. Then came Mort Spruce and Thalia Regent and her daughter Curly Cedar. If we had lived a few blocks over, she could have been a banjo maker, Curly Maple. I don't know who would pay to watch Klunk Everett do anything but play football or beat up Blake Madison. And I have one dog with three names: Ozeki Benkei Kuroyama Everett. Some of those named by others above would be real draws if the theater had a marquee worker who couldn't spell very well: Tasty Groove and Taffy Yeastport (sorry), and the great lap dancer Joy Holdernest... --seed |
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18 Sep 99 - 09:33 PM (#115416) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Pelrad I'm afraid I won't be drawing any crowds... Ananzi Johnson lol |
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18 Sep 99 - 09:54 PM (#115424) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Art Thieme Kerouac Montrose |
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18 Sep 99 - 10:07 PM (#115427) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Dave Swan Art, pj is really Tina Montrose. Hmmmm, do yo have a strange mark on your left....? E.S. |
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18 Sep 99 - 10:18 PM (#115431) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Joe Offer Gee, I guess I'd be Wanda Menlo. ....but if the likes of us were exotic dancers, the exotic dance industry would be in serious trouble. -Joe Offer- |
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18 Sep 99 - 11:43 PM (#115439) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: katlaughing I forgot another...I could be Wrinkles Oak, the oldest stripper in history! Or...Kaysha Poison Spider....a dangerous allure. Or....Martinee Tamarans Washington! Escamillo...no problemo! Tell Giminez he's got an awesome name! I also forgot Pooka Riverview, maybe we could shorten it to Pooka Revue!? |
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18 Sep 99 - 11:59 PM (#115443) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Alice Well, if this includes cats, I could be Kathleen Shadoan, Oso Grand, or Pooh Bear North. |
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19 Sep 99 - 12:02 AM (#115444) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: DougR Pudgy AvenueG DougR |
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19 Sep 99 - 12:57 AM (#115451) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: sophocleese I just realized if I moved on from Clapton Parkhill I could be Fluffbutt Water - broad and damp with one of those cute tails - or even, Scotch Water - a weakened exotic dance for the whole family to enjoy. |
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19 Sep 99 - 01:03 AM (#115452) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: catspaw49 I can't type for laughing here........ Oh gawd...LMAOWROTF....and I'm having trouble breathing. Sorry...took 5 minutes to type the above and if I had his phone number I'd give him a call. I didn't check in here earlier, was kinda' wanting to "savor" the additional posts...more good names. But that aint' what's crackin' me up........ Geezus Seed, you're killin' me here.......YOU NAMED A DOG "KLUNK?" LMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAO......Seriously now, no shit...KLUNK? gawddam..............gimmee peace.... Spaw- spent 15 minutes trying to type this post! |
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19 Sep 99 - 04:16 AM (#115469) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Barbara Gee, 'Spaw, he didn't say it was a dog.. maybe it was his pet turtle, and he named him after trying to play catch with him... |
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19 Sep 99 - 02:55 PM (#115550) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: MAG (inactive) Gilpo Briar Moon Shadow Racine Witchie Poo Cat Racine Mama Fontainebleu Eenie (Bitsy) Fontainebleu Meenie (Animal Fat Cat) Fontainebleu Miney (Dixie Black)Fontainebleu Moe Fontainebleu Smoky Fontainebleu Pussy Willow Fontainebleu Make of 'em what you will.
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19 Sep 99 - 03:46 PM (#115559) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: WyoWoman I'm thinking Fluffbutt is about the best. 'Scuse me, but my imagination is boggling again. Isn't it interesting that the threads that simply catch on fire here are the ones for the tavern or the exotic dance? Hmmmm. Vat does dis zay about deese 'Catterz? Hmmm? Sigmund Wyo |
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19 Sep 99 - 11:19 PM (#115636) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: sophocleese Well, I'm glad you like Fluffbutt. She was a good cat, affectionate, playful, and, well,... fluffy. |
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20 Sep 99 - 10:56 AM (#115717) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Mbo Hmm... I'd be: Boo Boo Sanderidge Fireball Courtney Tuppy Sandridge --Mbo |
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20 Sep 99 - 11:03 AM (#115723) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Lady McMoo Oh dear...missed all of this....what have I been doing? Hahhahha!!! Ginger Hassocks Micky Freshfield Sam Ararat Rubberlips Richmond Golda Bicester Nic-Nac Birch Cleo Birch My modest contribution! mcmoo |
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20 Sep 99 - 11:05 AM (#115726) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Vixen Oh Dear-- Muz South (momma cat) Mitzi South (daughter cat) Tuffy South (son cat) Major South (german shepherd) Kimo South (alaskan malamute) Misty Dew South (pony) How boring. Later in life however, Jazz Buckingham Huxley Buckingham and Sage Sachem LMAO-- V |
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20 Sep 99 - 11:07 AM (#115727) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Mbo Sorry about that! I'm mixing up my old street names! That makes it Fireball Cyndee. I also thought of another (sure to be an instant hit!) Bird 22nd Marines! -Mbo |
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20 Sep 99 - 11:08 AM (#115728) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Wolfgang Monni Wiener not much of an improvement to Wolfgang Hell |
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20 Sep 99 - 11:25 AM (#115735) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: KingBrilliant If I take the first pet per address I could variously be AKA'd as: Shandi Fane Oswald St Anne Squatter Henry Noni Star
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20 Sep 99 - 11:46 AM (#115741) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Jerry Friedman My family's pets were all under the care of other members of the family, because that's how I wanted it. I can't remember which of two stray cats was adopted first, so your humble servant is either Jinxy Winchell or Purrface Winchell. And now I don't have any pets at all--in the strict sense. But two possibilities are Black Widow Railroad and Cockroach Railroad. |
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20 Sep 99 - 12:28 PM (#115764) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Bert Monni Weiner, That should get all the gals tucking $$$ into your thong. |
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20 Sep 99 - 12:50 PM (#115778) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Den well my name was Willie New Bonn but when I dropped out the last n and added an e and of course after the operation I've never been busier.
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20 Sep 99 - 05:30 PM (#115906) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: katlaughing Den, LMAO! And, mcmoo.....Fireball Cyndee has got to be the BEST for an exotic dancer's name!! She could have the Doors playing "Light My Fire" in the background! |
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20 Sep 99 - 05:45 PM (#115909) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Lonesome EJ I don't know, Kat, I kinda like "Pussy Willow Fontainebleu". Sounds like the kind of girl who has all the right endowments, but enough class that you wouldn't be embarrassed to invite her over to meet the family at Thanksgiving Dinner. McTavish Summerhaven |
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20 Sep 99 - 05:56 PM (#115917) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Lady McMoo Whoops...forgot one! Cosmic Bouleaux mcmoo |
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21 Sep 99 - 10:24 AM (#116111) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Easy Rider I think Easy Rider would be a good name for a lap dancer. |
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21 Sep 99 - 07:09 PM (#116258) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: mulligan Prince Ingleside |
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24 Sep 99 - 12:37 PM (#117319) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: haldavis this wouldn't work so well for me: Mamzelle 95th, or to be technical, and making her more regal: Mamzelle 1st. And a contribution from Marie-Lynn Hammond: Or me: Captain Cote des Neiges ml PS just read the "thread" -- noticed that Rick Fielding was Bootsie Cote des Neiges ... a husband & wife act maybe? (NOw, we may not have lived right on that street but I recall my mum saying we lived on it or near it... now that both my parents and most of my aunts & uncles are dead, I realize that family trivia like that is lost forever...)
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24 Sep 99 - 02:44 PM (#117375) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Jon Freeman Following those naming rules, I would be Portia Albert. |
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24 Sep 99 - 09:04 PM (#117501) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: SingsIrish Songs Hmmmmm, I used to work at Buns Master then got a job at the Chest Clinic......my name would be: Thumper Meadow ~Mary |
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25 Sep 99 - 09:08 PM (#117708) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Don from Georgia Punk Potowatomie but there's nothing exotic about my dancing |
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26 Sep 99 - 03:23 PM (#117864) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Dani It was hard to stop laughing long enough to consider my own moniker. For your consideration: Tara Chestnut (ooh.. I like the sound of that! Makes me want to go out and write one o' them bodice-rippin' novels) Taxi Greenridge Moose 70 Guess we'll have to be making some gender decisions... |
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26 Sep 99 - 09:54 PM (#117958) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Dave Swan O.K. RiGGy, It's been greater than a week now and ehxaustive investigation has yielded no clues. Debbie, Robin and Carol worked as exotic dancers, huh? Debbie, Robin and Carol who? The entire class is waiting. E.S. |
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26 Sep 99 - 09:59 PM (#117959) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Bill D I watched this thread for days...swearing I wiould NOT look..but, as you see..at 124 posts, curiosity won out!
ok.."Tippy Buckeridge" or
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27 Sep 99 - 02:24 AM (#118019) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Hutzul I'm rather new here. Somehow I was expecting analytical digressions of Child Ballads. Yet here I am submitting under the heading "can you top this" Fluffy Mound |
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27 Sep 99 - 11:42 AM (#118103) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Roger the skiffler Rex Nechells |
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27 Sep 99 - 10:31 PM (#118307) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Bill D In my humble opinion, "Fluffy Mound" closes the competition!!*big grin*... At least we need a new thread,130 posts take too long to load! |
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28 Sep 99 - 12:35 AM (#118330) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: JedMarum I must vote for Fluffy Mound, as well - best of the bunch! |
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28 Sep 99 - 12:48 AM (#118333) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: WyoWoman Fluffy Mound, definitely. P.S. -- I think Big Mick is waiting for you over at the tavern, Fluffy. WyoWoman a.k.a. Myriad McKinley |
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28 Sep 99 - 02:02 AM (#118352) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: catspaw49 Our friends Wayne and Connie, you may remember them from last May, were down and read this thread. Wayne had an interesting one from his first pet, a parakeet--- Prettyboy Canal Need I tell you about his act? Spaw |
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28 Sep 99 - 07:38 PM (#118662) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: RiGGy Maybe buried this deep no one will notice... McLatchy Petrie Craig [Petric ] |
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28 Sep 99 - 11:25 PM (#118732) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: katlaughing Gotcha! McLatchy!**BG** Ooooo, right after that sexy, Prettyboy Canal! |
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29 Sep 99 - 11:51 AM (#118875) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Dave Swan I was right on two out of three RiGGy, now the trick is not leer if I should run into one of them. Hmmmm. |
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29 Sep 99 - 12:01 PM (#118882) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Patrish(inactive) I'd be "Butch Claypotts" sounds a bit heavy for lap dancing....... |
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03 Feb 00 - 07:07 PM (#173142) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: GUEST,joe Ricky Ruchelle |
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03 Feb 00 - 07:21 PM (#173154) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Amos Pagan East the Eighty-Third, descendant of a long and distinguished line of Easts. A |
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03 Feb 00 - 07:36 PM (#173157) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Lucius Well, according to 'yer formula, I'd be Kippie Brown, but I am an exotic dancer! All of my fellow (Morris) dancers call me "Doctor J" Lucius (also known in these parts as Bob Jovi) |
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03 Feb 00 - 08:12 PM (#173176) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Ebbie Sitting here laughing my head off- Just TOO funny. For the act how about 'Cat Sakes! (Shakes?) Ebbie |
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03 Feb 00 - 08:23 PM (#173180) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: GUEST,Joe Peeniss Envee |
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04 Feb 00 - 09:58 AM (#173450) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Gern OK, I swore I wouldn't do this again, but this thread is too fun to pass up. The name of my first dog was "Little Guy." Consequently, I don't want to play this game... |
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04 Feb 00 - 10:07 AM (#173455) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Amos The Prettyboy Canal act is performed by exotic dancers in Bangkok, in which specially trained from birth Thai virgins mysteriously produce a series of parakeets from their interior regions (with frontal presentations). It was such a hit with the GIs in the Vietnam era that a bunch of U.S. drag queens tried to emulate it Stateside using the dorsal presentation, which failed miserably. The show closed in bad odor after a number of short runs. Somehow the parakeet bit was seen as off-color. A |
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04 Feb 00 - 10:12 AM (#173457) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Dave (the ancient mariner) Mine sounds like an African tour guide, but here goes..... Tamba Samson. Took me a while to remember.. Yours, Aye. Dave |
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04 Feb 00 - 10:17 AM (#173458) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Casey@50 Mine would be an overdose.... Sugar High You don't want to see me dance. CASEY |
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04 Feb 00 - 11:00 AM (#173486) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: JedMarum LOL - Amos, great stuff! I guess it is a big world, isn't it? |
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04 Feb 00 - 12:46 PM (#173554) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Peg Sugar High!! excellent! I have seen this technique used to create a "drag queen" name as well...only using one's first pet and one's mother's maiden name...hence I was Nellie McCarty... but with this new formula, I would be Nellie DuBois!!! (much better) Actually, I _was_ an exotic dancer for about a year and a half...a few years ago... peg |
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04 Feb 00 - 12:53 PM (#173559) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Amos Well, Peg, did you stop dancing? Or stop being quite so exotic? A |
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04 Feb 00 - 02:17 PM (#173605) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Peg good question, Amos! i may even be more exotic now than I was then in some ways...:~)...but i tend to dress a bit more conservatively on a daily basis than i did when i was in such great shape 7-8 years ago... Just stopped dancing. It was a really fun job in many ways, made great money, met some cool people, but the physical toll got to me; the club where I worked had a lousy ventilation system (the owner was too cheap to turn on the AC even in summer) and breathing in all that cigarette smoke while simultaneously doing the equivalent of an aerobic workout for twenty minutes every hour for six hours...not good...
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04 Feb 00 - 02:23 PM (#173608) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Steve Latimer Mickey Six Nations |
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04 Feb 00 - 06:19 PM (#173694) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: JenEllen Aw crap..."Mojo Jackson"....sounds like I should be a bouncer at the strip joint. Going with current creatures though, it would be "Sully St. Helens" alliteration with a wiggle on it.. |
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04 Feb 00 - 06:32 PM (#173701) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Linda Kelly Bonnie Stepping Stones. sounds like a heroine from a Catherine cookson novel. |
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04 Feb 00 - 06:54 PM (#173710) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Kernow John I haven't laughed so loud in ages! I had a snake called Slippy and lived at Victoria road. Followed by a move and a dog resulting in Beauty Wick Please don't stop. Baz |
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04 Feb 00 - 07:14 PM (#173720) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Alice Peg, I like your formula. I would be
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04 Feb 00 - 07:26 PM (#173729) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: GUEST,Nancy uh oh, mine makes me sound like a "dumb blonde" but here goes anyway......Beau Beau Beacon. Nancy |
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04 Feb 00 - 11:08 PM (#173804) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Mark Cohen Thank you, whoever refreshed this. I missed it the first time. Sad to say, I'm the vice cop sitting in the back: Napoleon Leonard. If it helps any, though, Napoleon was a hamster, and man, could that boy dance! Aloha, Mark |
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04 Feb 00 - 11:53 PM (#173824) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Hagbardr I could be either: Fluffy Tenth or Puddy Tat Miller 'course when I dance people think I'm having a seizure. Hagbard
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05 Feb 00 - 04:57 PM (#174044) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Uncle_DaveO How good could a gymnophobic ecdysiast be? |
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05 Feb 00 - 05:04 PM (#174047) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: sophocleese Depends on the level of ecdysy you want to attain. |
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24 Jun 02 - 04:57 AM (#735584) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Mr Happy kiki cherry squeaky cherry spike cherry joey [pretty boy] cherry dennis hough green ronnie oldfield |
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24 Jun 02 - 10:04 AM (#735709) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: GUEST,Desdemona at work "Toby Gifford"....well, *I* wouldn't pay to see me! |
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24 Jun 02 - 11:32 AM (#735758) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: GUEST,Mike Strobel Luna Tyler...............ah, it has a nice ring.... |
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24 Jun 02 - 04:50 PM (#736003) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Little Hawk If I was an exotic dancer, it would revolutionize the entire field...no breasts, almost no hips, microscopic nipples...I tell ya, exotic dancing would never be the same again! Or I would be out of a job. Hmmmm. - LH |
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24 Jun 02 - 05:16 PM (#736020) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: GUEST,Glade KeKe Holman |
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24 Jun 02 - 07:14 PM (#736105) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: GUEST,ozmacca Bumble Wilga? Oh Gawd!!!!!!! Mind you, this thread reminds me of the line about the girl who danced under the professional name of Caustic Soda. She was a stripper........ |
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24 Jun 02 - 09:52 PM (#736181) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Paul from Hull Well, the formula seems to work! If I ever get a job in the porn industry, look out for 'Joey Amethyst'...or perhaps you'd better not... It sounds from that name as if I do a little bootlegging on the side as well though... *LOL* |
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25 Jun 02 - 12:23 PM (#736581) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: GUEST,Desdemona at work Little Hawk---your act seems to presage the crossover of super-models into the field of exotic dancing....! |
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26 Jun 02 - 08:48 AM (#737284) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Dave Bryant I don't think that TESSIE GLENVIEW (my first pet was a female tortoise) would be a big crowd puller. And I definitely don't want any Gender Reassignment surgery. |
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26 Jun 02 - 11:06 AM (#737363) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Leeder I'm "Ginger Dufferin". (signed) Raoul Telepathic Badger |
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26 Jun 02 - 11:32 AM (#737391) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: GUEST,JohnnieBGoode Great formula! Pepper Valley |
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12 Aug 02 - 11:53 AM (#763859) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Penny G. Humper Eastern |
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12 Aug 02 - 03:22 PM (#763989) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: AggieD We used to have a dog called Benji, whose full title was actually Benji Bobbles Bon-Bon. Need I say more? |
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12 Aug 02 - 10:04 PM (#764139) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: GUEST,T-Tone Enter Augie Dover, former cab driver with connections |
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12 Aug 02 - 10:27 PM (#764152) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Yorkshire Tony Whisky Woodcroft
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13 Aug 02 - 02:46 AM (#764225) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: GUEST,Anahootz Um... Tramp North Douglas Highway?
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13 Aug 02 - 03:35 AM (#764233) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Peter Kasin Singapore Boynton |
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13 Aug 02 - 11:07 AM (#764419) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Hecate hmm, I get to be "Holly Garden" which sounds like it ought to be a euphemism for pubic hair or something..... my other half would be "Sooty Upholland" which sounds a lot more promising. Currently I'd be Jareth Bromfield. |
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13 Aug 02 - 11:16 AM (#764424) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: DMcG Trotsky Victoria????? |
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13 Aug 02 - 11:17 AM (#764425) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: DMcG Trotsky Victoria????? |
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13 Aug 02 - 11:30 AM (#764442) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: CharlieA 1st would be Snuck Lavorna. or Fred Lavorna (snuck was the cat - fred the dog. however I don't want a gender change either) Currently it'd be Malcolm Northfield (nickname Fiend) Why? The only female pet was Snuck! I'm not even considering the guiunea Pigs - they were Pigit and Squidge!!! ( i was only little!) Cxxx |
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16 Jul 09 - 10:55 AM (#2681449) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: katlaughing refresh |
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16 Jul 09 - 12:14 PM (#2681501) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Rapparee Would you prefer Beany Cherry or Scrapper Seventeenth? |
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16 Jul 09 - 01:31 PM (#2681565) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: catspaw49 What a great old thread............Thanks for the refresh kat......... Spaw |
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16 Jul 09 - 01:38 PM (#2681571) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Rapparee If I were ANY kind of dancer nobody would come. |
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16 Jul 09 - 03:20 PM (#2681665) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: katlaughing Yer welcome, Spaw. I was going through a bunch of old ones, looking for "cat" postings, when I came upon this one. Figured it was worth a chuckle or two. Rapaire, with either of those names, I'd come!**bg** |
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16 Jul 09 - 03:28 PM (#2681677) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Den Max Alpine! get those dollar bills ready ladies. |
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16 Jul 09 - 03:36 PM (#2681684) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Charley Noble How about King Stonebridge! Certainly sounds like an awesome act to me, but more a wrestler than an exotic dancer. "King" of course was our mongrel German Shepherd/Hound named in honor of the husky on "Sergeant Preston of the Yukon," while Stone Bridge Lane is our old driveway. Cheerily, Charley Noble |
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16 Jul 09 - 05:17 PM (#2681742) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Smokey. If I were an exotic dancer, the world would be a deeply disturbing place. Horace Pleasant |
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16 Jul 09 - 07:10 PM (#2681802) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: katlaughing Those are great, fellahs! Den! Good to *see* you! |
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16 Jul 09 - 09:55 PM (#2681879) Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: GUEST,guest Whiskers Wisconsin |