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27 May 11 - 05:07 PM (#3161464) Subject: BS: Hey Spaw !! From: olddude So I just get back from Wisconsin, got stuck in Detroit cause of all the bad weather. Well the airline put me up in a first class hotel, ya know the one with the rubber sheets and the coin vibrator in the bed LOL. Wasn't bad at all, except for no remote on the TV and the black mold in the tub LOL... So this morning I get my seat, yup last seat on the airplane right next to the toilet. I was sittin right next to a very nice young black girl. I said " well at least we got a seat anyway .. she says for sure things could be worse. We take off, a little while later a guy who looks like Colonel Sanders comes down the Isle and goes into the John. All I hear is Brrrrrip .. plop brrrrip .. he come out... Woooooo the stick .. the girl next to me goes .. Dan, it can get worse ... terrible couldn't breathe. Ok we are suffering .. next thing I know, some other guy waddles down the isle, he looked like Hoss Cartwright from Bonanza. I turned to her and said, things are not going to go very well for us i fear ... Yup ... brrrip ... stink brrrip ... Good God ... gasping for air she says ... Ok OK i give up and grabs some perfume from her purse and starts a spraying .. It was the longest flight I ever been on ... suffered bad ... |
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27 May 11 - 05:20 PM (#3161467) Subject: RE: BS: Hey Spaw !! From: GUEST,999 Sounds real down home, Dan. |
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27 May 11 - 06:02 PM (#3161494) Subject: RE: BS: Hey Spaw !! From: John MacKenzie I assume it was a jet? |
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27 May 11 - 07:28 PM (#3161529) Subject: RE: BS: Hey Spaw !! From: olddude YUP jet ... LOL I do think Colonel Sanders won that competition |
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27 May 11 - 11:17 PM (#3161602) Subject: RE: BS: Hey Spaw !! From: Rapparee Open the door, turn the little lock knob, close the door, return to your seat. That way the "In Use" light should stay on.... |
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09 Jul 11 - 07:41 PM (#3184611) Subject: RE: BS: Hey Spaw !! From: katlaughing Dick Cheney's Heart |
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09 Jul 11 - 09:25 PM (#3184652) Subject: RE: BS: Hey Spaw !! From: gnu "I do think Colonel Sanders won that competition" Well, if you were eatin Ketucky DEEP Fried In Crap Chicken with 11 different herbs and spices you'd smell like **** too even without using the loo. That stuff is deadly. |
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09 Jul 11 - 09:26 PM (#3184653) Subject: RE: BS: Hey Spaw !! From: Donuel What impresses me is that when I fact check Spaw's statements they check out. For example when he said that friday the 13th would fall on a wed. this month, he was absolutely correct. |
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09 Jul 11 - 10:02 PM (#3184664) Subject: RE: BS: Hey Spaw !! From: Dave Swan With all due respect Donuel, Spaw might be right...but he is never correct. D |
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09 Jul 11 - 10:59 PM (#3184674) Subject: RE: BS: Hey Spaw !! From: katlaughing With all due respect, El Swanno, he's always been Left!*bg* |
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09 Jul 11 - 11:30 PM (#3184681) Subject: RE: BS: Hey Spaw !! From: Rapparee Every time he makes a left turn his left is right and his right is left. |