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20 Aug 11 - 03:47 PM (#3210037) Subject: BS: Things ya just don't do... From: gnu ... like putting yer watch on yer wrist while having a pee. Well, that may apply just to males, near as I know. |
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20 Aug 11 - 03:58 PM (#3210042) Subject: RE: BS: Things ya just don't do... From: Q (Frank Staplin) Washing hair with hearing aid on. |
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20 Aug 11 - 04:18 PM (#3210046) Subject: RE: BS: Things ya just don't do... From: SINSULL Roller skating in a buffalo herd????? |
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20 Aug 11 - 04:22 PM (#3210048) Subject: RE: BS: Things ya just don't do... From: gnu Buffalos SINS? Love that song! |
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20 Aug 11 - 04:35 PM (#3210054) Subject: RE: BS: Things ya just don't do... From: Smokey. I don't sing and I don't dance. The world should be grateful. (that was a deliberate misunderstanding) Never make love with a Boxer dog in the room - that's my advice. |
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20 Aug 11 - 04:46 PM (#3210060) Subject: RE: BS: Things ya just don't do... From: bobad I wouldn't make love with a boxer dog anywhere, but that's just me. |
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20 Aug 11 - 04:48 PM (#3210061) Subject: RE: BS: Things ya just don't do... From: Bee-dubya-ell Actually, it's ill advised for men to attempt to do anything while having a pee, unless one is nude and peeing in the woods. Then, there's no toilet bowl to aim at and no clothes to get pee on so it's kinda hard to screw it up. |
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20 Aug 11 - 04:51 PM (#3210063) Subject: RE: BS: Things ya just don't do... From: bobad Funny pee video since we're on the subject. |
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20 Aug 11 - 04:53 PM (#3210065) Subject: RE: BS: Things ya just don't do... From: GUEST,Eliza Nude in the woods, not a good idea if there are mosquitoes about... |
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20 Aug 11 - 04:56 PM (#3210067) Subject: RE: BS: Things ya just don't do... From: DrugCrazed Voice of experience there Eliza? |
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20 Aug 11 - 04:56 PM (#3210068) Subject: RE: BS: Things ya just don't do... From: GUEST,Jon Put the coffee jar in the fridge and the milk in the cupboard. |
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20 Aug 11 - 04:58 PM (#3210069) Subject: RE: BS: Things ya just don't do... From: gnu Oh... minds me... no matter how much ya shake and dance, the last few drops go down yer pants. |
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20 Aug 11 - 04:58 PM (#3210070) Subject: RE: BS: Things ya just don't do... From: Smokey. I wouldn't make love with a boxer dog anywhere, but that's just me. So imagine a circumstance where you were given no choice. It was quite a while before I appreciated the funny side of it. |
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20 Aug 11 - 05:01 PM (#3210073) Subject: RE: BS: Things ya just don't do... From: gnu Nude in the woods... ya know... I spent a LOT of time in the fly infested bog country of Kent County, New Brunswick and I never ever got a fly bite on my dick. Professional courtesy from the little pricks? |
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20 Aug 11 - 05:02 PM (#3210074) Subject: RE: BS: Things ya just don't do... From: DrugCrazed "Sorry sir, but if you don't make love with this boxer dog soon, the nuclear warheads will go off." "Why don't you do it?" "QUICK! There's no time!" If that doesn't give you performance anxiety, nothing will. |
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20 Aug 11 - 05:05 PM (#3210075) Subject: RE: BS: Things ya just don't do... From: Smokey. You too, Drug Crazed? |
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20 Aug 11 - 05:06 PM (#3210076) Subject: RE: BS: Things ya just don't do... From: GUEST,Eliza gnu, I believe biting insects are more attracted to some people than others. I absolutely hate having to wee in the countryside, I always get bitten on my bum when crouching down! |
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20 Aug 11 - 05:07 PM (#3210077) Subject: RE: BS: Things ya just don't do... From: olddude Ok so I took a meatloaf out of the oven one day. Put the oven mitt on my hand and opened the oven door with it ... Then reached in with my bare hand to take out the hot pan ... LOL Ya just don't do that one either ... ouch |
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20 Aug 11 - 05:13 PM (#3210078) Subject: RE: BS: Things ya just don't do... From: DrugCrazed How'd you know Smokey? |
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20 Aug 11 - 05:15 PM (#3210079) Subject: RE: BS: Things ya just don't do... From: olddude Tell the girl behind the counter "congrats when is the baby due" and she answers "I am not pregnant" no place to hide |
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20 Aug 11 - 05:25 PM (#3210081) Subject: RE: BS: Things ya just don't do... From: Smokey. How'd you know Smokey? Not sure what you're asking, DC.. |
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20 Aug 11 - 08:26 PM (#3210166) Subject: RE: BS: Things ya just don't do... From: kendall Step on Superman's cape or tell the truth when your wife asks you if you think she's fat. I dated a woman for a while and one night she said, "I don't know what you see in me; I'm old and fat." All I said was "You're not old" Never saw he again. |
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20 Aug 11 - 08:51 PM (#3210174) Subject: RE: BS: Things ya just don't do... From: gnu Kendall. |
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20 Aug 11 - 09:34 PM (#3210188) Subject: RE: BS: Things ya just don't do... From: Ed T When he brings home the bacon, and frys it, naked, in a pan. He's reminded that he's a big man. |
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20 Aug 11 - 09:53 PM (#3210199) Subject: RE: BS: Things ya just don't do... From: GUEST,999 "Things ya just don't do..." Ya really don't do this. From 'the man'. |
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20 Aug 11 - 09:53 PM (#3210200) Subject: RE: BS: Things ya just don't do... From: Little Hawk Sneak up behind a grizzly bear, goose him or grab his balls (with a grip of iron), and yell "Surprise!" or "Gotcha!" |
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20 Aug 11 - 10:47 PM (#3210212) Subject: RE: BS: Things ya just don't do... From: Smokey. Juggle tripe. |
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20 Aug 11 - 11:40 PM (#3210226) Subject: RE: BS: Things ya just don't do... From: Rapparee 1. Look down the barrel to see if it's loaded. 2. Pull the blade through your hand to see if it's sharp. 3. Assume she's over 18. 4. Assume that because she's over 18 her daddy won't use that shotgun. 5. Tune someone else's guitar, banjo, or whatever without being asked. |
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21 Aug 11 - 09:15 AM (#3210319) Subject: RE: BS: Things ya just don't do... From: Sandra in Sydney screw the lid on a big jar of bright red pickled Asian vegetables by holding onto the lid & letting go of the jar - very messy to clothing & floor |
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21 Aug 11 - 09:24 AM (#3210320) Subject: RE: BS: Things ya just don't do... From: Ed T 6. Tune someone else's wife, girlfriend, partner, or whatever, without being asked. |
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21 Aug 11 - 09:26 AM (#3210321) Subject: RE: BS: Things ya just don't do... From: Micca Pick up the phone the 10th time it has rung in about 40 minutes expecting it to be the same dumbass that called the previous 9 times to ask a stupid question and say "F*** off stupid,read the F***ing Manual" to find its your Mother-in-Law (Happened to a colleague) |
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21 Aug 11 - 10:24 AM (#3210343) Subject: RE: BS: Things ya just don't do... From: MarkS Tug on Supermans cape Spit into the wind Pull the mask on the old Long Ranger, and, Don't mess around with Jim! (Got some music into it!) |
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21 Aug 11 - 10:31 AM (#3210345) Subject: RE: BS: Things ya just don't do... From: GUEST,999 That's from the song I linked to in my last post. Great minds . . . |
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21 Aug 11 - 10:58 AM (#3210355) Subject: RE: BS: Things ya just don't do... From: Midchuck I absolutely hate having to wee in the countryside, I always get bitten on my bum when crouching down! Just by bugs? P. |
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21 Aug 11 - 12:41 PM (#3210399) Subject: RE: BS: Things ya just don't do... From: beeliner Perform "Marching Through Georgia" in Georgia. |
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21 Aug 11 - 01:54 PM (#3210436) Subject: RE: BS: Things ya just don't do... From: olddude Send back the steak dinner at a resturant, and call the cook a dumb ass. You will get it back alright Fart in church while sitting next to a Nun |
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21 Aug 11 - 02:00 PM (#3210441) Subject: RE: BS: Things ya just don't do... From: olddude Rent the movie Blazing Saddles by Mel Brooks then walk the lower east side repeating all the lines |
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21 Aug 11 - 02:09 PM (#3210448) Subject: RE: BS: Things ya just don't do... From: olddude When your wife says she has to go change and you reply "Change into Cindy Crawford while you are at it" That's bad also |
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21 Aug 11 - 02:13 PM (#3210451) Subject: RE: BS: Things ya just don't do... From: olddude When arguing with your wife never say Looks like someone had an extra bowl of bitch flakes this morning! |
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21 Aug 11 - 02:20 PM (#3210456) Subject: RE: BS: Things ya just don't do... From: olddude Call Michael Jackson's doctor when your having trouble sleepin Make children with Mel Gibson |
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21 Aug 11 - 02:25 PM (#3210462) Subject: RE: BS: Things ya just don't do... From: olddude Tell a police officer when you are pulled over I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas) |
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21 Aug 11 - 02:33 PM (#3210468) Subject: RE: BS: Things ya just don't do... From: gnu Crank up the dehumidifier. |
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21 Aug 11 - 04:10 PM (#3210509) Subject: RE: BS: Things ya just don't do... From: GUEST,Eliza Midchuck, LOL! |
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21 Aug 11 - 06:22 PM (#3210565) Subject: RE: BS: Things ya just don't do... From: Bonnie Shaljean [This really happened] Get into an argument with your photographer boyfriend in a pub in an unfamiliar part of town over whether The Cottingley Fairies were genuine or not, which becomes increasingly rancorous, with voices rising in volume, until you say at the top of yours, Well I don't think they're fairies. Then you notice how quiet it is in there. Then you see that you've wandered into a gay pub. |
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21 Aug 11 - 06:58 PM (#3210579) Subject: RE: BS: Things ya just don't do... From: Ed T Waltz across Texas. |
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21 Aug 11 - 10:59 PM (#3210659) Subject: RE: BS: Things ya just don't do... From: GUEST,leeneia Here's a practical one. One day I was making bread in the breadmaker. This involves putting water, salt, sugar, butter and flour in a tall, thin, pan that you insert into the box. One day it occurred to me that if that tall, thin thing tipped over, I would have a colossal mess in my kitchen. So don't fill one of those without putting it in a large bowl or pan to keep it from tipping over. |
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21 Aug 11 - 11:35 PM (#3210669) Subject: RE: BS: Things ya just don't do... From: Uncle Phil Walk down stairs wearing spurs. |
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21 Aug 11 - 11:47 PM (#3210671) Subject: RE: BS: Things ya just don't do... From: Smokey. I once saw, in a folk club, a fire eating morris dancer set fire to his beard. Arthur Brown, eat yer heart out. Just to clarify, he wasn't dancing at the time, but it's the thought that counts. |
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22 Aug 11 - 01:53 AM (#3210708) Subject: RE: BS: Things ya just don't do... From: Genie Good ones, Rapparee ! [[1. Look down the barrel to see if it's loaded. 2. Pull the blade through your hand to see if it's sharp. 3. Assume she's over 18. 4. Assume that because she's over 18 her daddy won't use that shotgun. 5. Tune someone else's guitar, banjo, or whatever without being asked.]] A. Say to a bluegrass banjo player, "This is in the key of E flat." B. Hold your breath while the banjo players tune. C. Request "Danny Boy" or "When Irish Eyes Are Smiling" in an Irish pub. D. Throw in an augmented 9th in a bluegrass jam. E. Leave a bottle of homemade beer or wine on the back porch on a sunny summer day. F. Run your thumb down the surface of an iron to see if it's on. (I did that - ONCE - when I was seven.) |
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22 Aug 11 - 01:55 AM (#3210709) Subject: RE: BS: Things ya just don't do... From: Genie Old dude, another thing you NEVER say to an officer who's pulled you over on suspicion of DUI: "Really, officer, those things you're asking me to do -- I can't even do them when I'm SOBER!" |
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22 Aug 11 - 02:12 AM (#3210716) Subject: RE: BS: Things ya just don't do... From: Gurney When you share a forklift truck with someone who handles caustics, a man learns to wash his hands BEFORE he pees. Not just after. Report raids on your dope plantation to the police. Someone here did. I don't think his parents were breeding for intelligence. |
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22 Aug 11 - 03:43 AM (#3210735) Subject: RE: BS: Things ya just don't do... From: Musket Never buy a flat screen telly off a bloke in the street. Who's out of breath. |
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22 Aug 11 - 06:13 AM (#3210766) Subject: RE: BS: Things ya just don't do... From: Ed T Confuse your rectal thermometer with your oral one. |
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22 Aug 11 - 07:41 AM (#3210786) Subject: RE: BS: Things ya just don't do... From: Nigel Parsons When you share a forklift truck with someone who handles caustics, a man learns to wash his hands BEFORE he pees. Not just after. I always wash my hands before. I don't want to get my pride & joy dirty! As to washing then after there's the apocryphal toilet (washroom) conversation. 1st man (on seeing another zip up his fly & head for the door): "My mother taught me to wash my hands after using the toilet. 2nd man: "My father taught me not to pee on my fingers!" Cheers Nigel |
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22 Aug 11 - 08:21 AM (#3210801) Subject: RE: BS: Things ya just don't do... From: GUEST,Patsy Never ever criticise my mother's cooking within earshot. |
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22 Aug 11 - 08:57 AM (#3210818) Subject: RE: BS: Things ya just don't do... From: olddude Once in the woods, nature called and I leaned up against a tree .. it was covered in poison ivy .. boy if that doesn't make an arse outta ya .. LOL itched and burned like fire for a week |
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22 Aug 11 - 09:30 AM (#3210833) Subject: RE: BS: Things ya just don't do... From: Bonnie Shaljean Gives new meaning to the words in Waly Waly I leaned my back against an oak Thinking it was a trusty tree . . . |
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22 Aug 11 - 09:38 AM (#3210839) Subject: RE: BS: Things ya just don't do... From: Big Al Whittle a fire eating morris dancer with a beard....that is such a pleasing image. Great name for a band the fire eating bearded morris dancers! |
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22 Aug 11 - 09:49 AM (#3210851) Subject: RE: BS: Things ya just don't do... From: olddude And I know better Bonnie I just didn't look first. Boy did my missus give me the old teasing job for that bone head move. Ouch |
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22 Aug 11 - 11:18 AM (#3210897) Subject: RE: BS: Things ya just don't do... From: Smokey. Al, I think it was the hardest act I've ever had to follow. |
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22 Aug 11 - 12:00 PM (#3210931) Subject: RE: BS: Things ya just don't do... From: Desert Dancer Bonnie Shaljean - thanks for the morning laugh! (from your 6:22PM post yesterday) ~ Becky in Tucson |
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22 Aug 11 - 08:55 PM (#3211178) Subject: RE: BS: Things ya just don't do... From: olddude Have sex with a beautiful woman in the Jungle where there are land leeches .. far worse than the skeeters. Ahem or so I been told |
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09 Sep 11 - 04:28 PM (#3220819) Subject: RE: BS: Things ya just don't do... From: gnu Have a few ales, paint the garage door, wait to piss until yer back teeth are floatin, rush to the can and... well you get the picture. Now, rubbin latex paint off yer hands is one thing but... |
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09 Sep 11 - 04:43 PM (#3220826) Subject: RE: BS: Things ya just don't do... From: ClaireBear Mince several extremely hot chiles finely, for use in Thai food, and then make the aforementioned quick dash to the loo. A dignified, reserved male friend of mine did this once. Then, about 15 minutes later as we were all sitting down to dinner, he turned the most astonighing color and very calmly and politely proceeded to ask if he could take a quick shower. No further detail was forthcoming. |
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09 Sep 11 - 05:24 PM (#3220842) Subject: RE: BS: Things ya just don't do... From: Bill D "Tune someone else's guitar, banjo, or whatever without being asked." While the owner is playing, and without him knowing!...unless you are the coolest, cleverest, most delicate guy ever...with an uncanny ear. I watched it being done once. Careful watching after 5 min. of wincing at an out-of-tune string, then a quick 'tweak'...and a knowing smile at me. |
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09 Sep 11 - 05:29 PM (#3220844) Subject: RE: BS: Things ya just don't do... From: Bill D Oh...that retuning trick? it was done to Roy Book Binder |
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09 Sep 11 - 08:24 PM (#3220916) Subject: RE: BS: Things ya just don't do... From: Don Firth Cowboy wisdom: Never squat with your spurs on. Knew a guy once who said he'd had a hemmoroid operation and the doctor gave him some salve to use after he relieved himself. Got the call of nature late one night (woke him up) and after doing his business, in his bleary-eyed state, he reached behind him for the tube of salve that he'd left on the top of the toilet tank. Got the Ben-Gay by mistake. Woke up real fast!! Don Firth |
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09 Sep 11 - 08:33 PM (#3220919) Subject: RE: BS: Things ya just don't do... From: Bill D Ooooh...that's worse than getting the Brylcreem when you wanted tooth paste! (I uhh...was only 12) |
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09 Sep 11 - 08:37 PM (#3220921) Subject: RE: BS: Things ya just don't do... From: Bill D "Things ya just don't do..." Post anything you WANT read on Mudcat after about 6-7PM on a Friday. |
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09 Sep 11 - 08:41 PM (#3220922) Subject: RE: BS: Things ya just don't do... From: maeve Oops! I wasn't supposed to read that, Bill? Oh dear. |
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09 Sep 11 - 09:09 PM (#3220934) Subject: RE: BS: Things ya just don't do... From: Don Firth Yeah, I blew it too! Don Firth |
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09 Sep 11 - 09:19 PM (#3220935) Subject: RE: BS: Things ya just don't do... From: Sandra in Sydney many, many decades back my dad reached for the eye drops in the dark & picked up the iodine instead |
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10 Sep 11 - 11:28 AM (#3221146) Subject: RE: BS: Things ya just don't do... From: Bill D **IGNORE THIS NOTICE** (If you have already inadvertently paid attention to the above notice, you may compensate by disregarding this addendum.) |
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10 Sep 11 - 11:48 AM (#3221155) Subject: RE: BS: Things ya just don't do... From: Rapparee Say, "Reno, you attack down this bluff and across the river. I'll take my troop and work around to the side. Benteen has the extra ammo. And don't worry, the scouts have been wrong before. There are very few Indians down there." |
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10 Sep 11 - 12:16 PM (#3221170) Subject: RE: BS: Things ya just don't do... From: Mrrzy OK, here are some fun ones, all personally experienced from one side or the other: Forgetting to wash your hands really really well after eating very hot wings and before having sex, ouch ouch and whoa is that an interesting burn.... Telling the cop pulling you over that you're sure you have your license somewhere because you do remember the last cop who pulled you over giving it back... Yelling at the cop who pulled you over that you weren't even going as fast as you were going to be going! Telling the cop pulling you over that your tags can't be expired, you just got pulled over yesterday and the other cop didn't say anything about it... |
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10 Sep 11 - 04:18 PM (#3221272) Subject: RE: BS: Things ya just don't do... From: gnu Thread drift... one night I had to walk a straight line and I spun a little off in my "Civil War Boots", which which were in style back then, when the cop said "TURN AROUND!". After the touch yer nose with yer index fingers he asked me to place my hands by my sides, close my eyes and tilt my head back I did so and was perfectly still for what I thought was long enough and then brought my head forward, opened my eyes and asked, "How long do you want me to do this?" He said, "You're right on the edge. How far are you going?" I replied that I was going to her (in the car) place and, hopefully, parking the car for the night. He asked the address and I gave it to him while "she" was laughing profusely. He said, "Okay. We'll be right behind you." When we arrived I walked her to the door and she invited me up for a cup of coffee. As I was going in the door, I, and the cop, gave each other the thumbs up and a big smile. I married that girl. The $800 DUI fine woulda been a lot cheaper and caused a lot less trouble. |
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10 Sep 11 - 06:03 PM (#3221315) Subject: RE: BS: Things ya just don't do... From: Gurney Try to dry out damp chilli-powder in the microwave. This is not comedy. Burning chilli fumes are unbreathable. I promise you. |
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10 Sep 11 - 06:35 PM (#3221332) Subject: RE: BS: Things ya just don't do... From: gnu Gurney... I think you among the top five don'ts with that one. Ouch! |
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11 Sep 11 - 03:10 PM (#3221653) Subject: RE: BS: Things ya just don't do... From: Gurney Yeah, Gnu. If you were upstairs, you wouldn't make it. I did the 'manly' thing and waited until my family was out, and I almost didn't. Quite a sight to see cats going through the cat-door at a full-on run, not to return for a full 24. I believe that chilli has now been weaponised. Don't understand why they needed to bother! |
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12 Sep 11 - 12:10 AM (#3221751) Subject: RE: BS: Things ya just don't do... From: frogprince Eat at Barbeque Express in Barstow, California. We were there about 10 days ago. I ordered the BBQ pork plate. The "pork" was cut in nice cubes; almost half of them were pure pork fat, and the rest were mostly half meat and half fat. It came with vegetables: mostly boiled cabbage and some brocolli that was spotted brown with stems fibrous as twigs. I've had two restaurant meals in my life that stand out as abominable, and that was one of them. |
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12 Sep 11 - 12:49 PM (#3222027) Subject: RE: BS: Things ya just don't do... From: Donuel Do not answer any provocative open ended question posed by a rookie policeman itching for an arguement such as "you know that is against the law? I could have you arrested!". One would preferrably say "Forgive me, I knew not of what I've done, oh lambs of mercy sakes I feel terrible. Oh lord what will become of me?" I foolishly answered "I have learned over my sixty years that anytime a policman detains you, whatever they say is the law, IS THE LAw, A judge however determines justice under the law." The reason he said I was pulled over was due to my distracting license plate that created a lack of visibility. In bold letters around the plate is the phrase "Tax the filthy rich" I had also placed two three inch colored circles on each side of the plate that could create a subliminal message of an official vehicle, which I have found has significantly slowed down passing traffic. These red and blue plastic circles irked the young officer to distraction. "Are these lights? ect." On the driver door is a foot wide diameter decal of the Star Trek Federation of Planets, which also has a subliminal effect of authority at a distance. Set in the front grill is a peace sign. I was detained an hour while back up arrived and three additional charges were written up. I was told I could be arrested since I forgot to renew my license the previous month and since my registration had glued itself inside a pocket in my wallet, I was unable to present it when ordered. OF course I found it the minute I got home. That is a failure to present authorization on demand and amounts to a criminal act subject to arrest and my car beomg impounded. An hour later I was released but followed to my destination of the notorius Giant Grocery Store on Rockville Pike. My county has announced a zero tolerence program in the Gazette for any moving violation of both pedestrians and vehicles, probably because the State is broke and is using the police to collect any and all fines possible. As a result of this crime spree I have now received nearly twenty letters from criminal lawyers looking for business since the ticket carries a criminal offense status on the internet, I have not yet recieved a court date but if I miss it, I am subject to arrest. The words 'zero tolerence' rolls off the tongues of many people like they are saying 'family values' or 'real patriots'. I hear something quite different. Tolerence, diversity, social justice or even decrying torture as a sin have all become controversial subversive subjects in the America I have seen over the last 10 years. Even if all charges are dropped, the court fees are $80 last time I checked. The State has spent more than that on this matter already in man hours and gas alone so they are going to need at least 300 bucks to make a profit, which will be about the same fine as not buying health insurance on time. Happy entrails, the new Outlaw Donuel Jones http://usera.imagecave.com/donuel/don/100_9037.jpg http://usera.imagecave.com/donuel/100_9041.jpg http://usera.imagecave.com/donuel/don/100_9036.jpg |
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12 Sep 11 - 02:13 PM (#3222061) Subject: RE: BS: Things ya just don't do... From: gnu Yer nuts! LOVE it! >:-) |
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13 Sep 11 - 06:46 AM (#3222400) Subject: RE: BS: Things ya just don't do... From: Fossil Things not to do on yachts: 1) If moving, take a leak off the high side (i.e. into wind). 2) If stationary, take a leak off anywhere without a hand-hold. Remember, water police have a neat acronym for some of the items they find in the drink: "OFS" (= "Open Flies Syndrome" = drunk, taking a leak, no hand-hold, fell in). Mind you, I come from a generation where taking a leak off a boat was what you did. These days, in many areas, even if you survive the experience, you are likely to be hit with a hefty fine for violating the purity of the local water! |
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14 Sep 11 - 03:43 AM (#3222937) Subject: RE: BS: Things ya just don't do... From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity Shave your head with a cheese grater, while chewing tin foil! GfS |
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14 Sep 11 - 12:30 PM (#3223133) Subject: RE: BS: Things ya just don't do... From: Mrrzy Yikes, chewing tin foil at all. Forgetting to take all the little bits of tin foil off your melty piece of gum from your pocket... I remember that. I need me one of them Federation stickers! |
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14 Sep 11 - 11:28 PM (#3223403) Subject: RE: BS: Things ya just don't do... From: ollaimh don't join a religion that off3ers a better reincarnation after you drink the coolaid don't mess with grizzly bears at all--when i lived near them i was glad my house mate raised malamutes and we had fifteen or twenty dogs at a time--and don't go cross country skiing with fifteen or twenty malamutes! don't take yer favourite guitar to a beach party at my age drinking trquilla is a big don't. don't take the ferry from spain to morocco with a few thousand spamish soldiers. they are land lubbers and hundreds puking over the rails at a time is not a pretty picture. and they don't know about wind direction! don't wake up in the morning and stroke your guitar and say "my true love" when sharing the bed with a woman you love. don't expect reason from human beings |
