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BS: Typical dog reactions....

29 Sep 11 - 05:16 PM (#3231287)
Subject: BS: Typical dog reactions....
From: Little Hawk

First, we have this one:

Another dog!


29 Sep 11 - 05:35 PM (#3231308)
Subject: RE: BS: Typical dog reactions....
From: Mrrzy

And then there's, well, not Maude...


29 Sep 11 - 05:48 PM (#3231319)
Subject: RE: BS: Typical dog reactions....
From: Little Hawk

And then there's...

Mirror trouble


29 Sep 11 - 08:00 PM (#3231389)
Subject: RE: BS: Typical dog reactions....
From: catspaw49

One of the great parts of FG is the way Brian goes back and forth from human actions to dog actions. Seth McFarland is an absolute genius. I mean really Hawk.......check this one out.

Perfect!


Spaw


29 Sep 11 - 11:32 PM (#3231441)
Subject: RE: BS: Typical dog reactions....
From: Little Hawk

That is cute, and it's pretty funny too. ;-)

But seriously, look...Johnny Depp was deeply in love with Winona Ryder for a lengthy and legendary relationship. They were the toast of Hollywood in the 90s. Now...Johnny Depp is very cool. There's no doubt about that. He is a smart and talented guy. Winona Ryder has definitely got something going for her too, she's done some fine acting, and there is no two ways about it, regardless of what you say, the shoplifting incident is utterly trivial in regards to what she's accomplished in life, and I know you're just rattling my cage anyway, man. If it was Reese Witherspoon or Angelina Jolie or any other popular actress I liked as much as I do Winona, you'd be picking on them the same way just to bug me.

And I liked "Age of Innocence". It couldn't possibly sustain the attention of people who want to see explosions and car chases every 3 or 4 minutes throughout a film. Therefore you can cancel about 80% of the North American movie audience. Any move that's the least bit subtle is totally lost on them...cos they live in a society that's only reached its late adolescence, culturally speaking.

So, grow up, buddy. ;-D Stop imagining that I really care what you or anyone thinks about Winona Ryder. Get a hobby. I hear that they are selling some new diesel powered mega-vibrators at Walmart now. They're made in China for fat, bored Americans who can't figure out WTF to do in their spare time. Check it out! Could be the answer to yer blues...


29 Sep 11 - 11:44 PM (#3231453)
Subject: RE: BS: Typical dog reactions....
From: Little Hawk

Here's one you should like, Spaw...

Brian farts himself awake...


30 Sep 11 - 09:21 AM (#3231643)
Subject: RE: BS: Typical dog reactions....
From: Becca72

Tyson vs Seth McFarland


Mike Tyson gets the best line in the whole show.


30 Sep 11 - 09:26 AM (#3231645)
Subject: RE: BS: Typical dog reactions....
From: olddude

Awesome


30 Sep 11 - 09:51 AM (#3231656)
Subject: RE: BS: Typical dog reactions....
From: Musket

I could have made a youtube of my dog's various reactions to everything.

However, being a greyhound, he only has one reaction.




To lay perfectly still for up to twelve hours at a time..... He's quite good at it actually.


30 Sep 11 - 12:41 PM (#3231746)
Subject: RE: BS: Typical dog reactions....
From: Little Hawk

Yes, most dogs are Olympic level sleepers. I had mine apply for a job as a doorstop when cash got a little tight around here.


30 Sep 11 - 12:53 PM (#3231753)
Subject: RE: BS: Typical dog reactions....
From: Mrrzy

Remember James Thurber's iron lawn dog?


30 Sep 11 - 02:06 PM (#3231790)
Subject: RE: BS: Typical dog reactions....
From: gnu

Duke, named after the Clampett's dog (I was very imaginative as a wee boy) was a beagle of the highest order. Bro arrived home on leave from Germany and walked in the house in mid afternoon. Duke, who have never seen my bro, opened one eye, sputtered a low mmfff and went back to sleep. Now, if a rabbit had come in the house...


30 Sep 11 - 04:37 PM (#3231879)
Subject: RE: BS: Typical dog reactions....
From: Little Hawk

LOL! He was performing his official duty, but only to an extent where he wouldn't strain himself in the process. That's efficiency for you.


30 Sep 11 - 08:40 PM (#3231982)
Subject: RE: BS: Typical dog reactions....
From: Stilly River Sage

Lots of goofy mutts here.

SRS


01 Oct 11 - 12:52 AM (#3232049)
Subject: RE: BS: Typical dog reactions....
From: GUEST,Fred "Beetle" Bailey

I once knew a guy who came home so drunk that his own dog wouldn't come to him -- the poor hound just crawled back up under the porch and whined a little bit.


01 Oct 11 - 12:53 AM (#3232051)
Subject: RE: BS: Typical dog reactions....
From: Little Hawk

That is seriously drunk!