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24 Oct 11 - 10:42 AM (#3243931) Subject: BS: Happy Birthday SINSULL From: jacqui.c Many happy returns to my Evil Twin who has just reached the age that the Beatles sang about back in 1967 when we were just young things. We celebrated the auspicious occasion at the weekend with a terrific house concert and the obligatory gruesome looking cake (although I have it on good authority that it tasted fine.) Live long, die happy to my fellow Old Bat. |
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24 Oct 11 - 10:45 AM (#3243935) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday SINSULL From: Severn If I'd have known, a present might have flown your way. "Quick Robin! To the Hideobile!...... |
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24 Oct 11 - 10:51 AM (#3243939) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday SINSULL From: Geoff the Duck And a big QUACK!!! From the Ducks... |
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24 Oct 11 - 11:04 AM (#3243950) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday SINSULL From: maeve Have a joyful birthyear, Mary. Enjoy your beautiful clutter-gutted home. Love, Maeve |
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24 Oct 11 - 11:14 AM (#3243954) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday SINSULL From: gnu Many happies Mother Mary! I'd say you were full of, ah, er, ah, grace, too but I don't like the cellar. |
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24 Oct 11 - 11:14 AM (#3243955) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday SINSULL From: GUEST,999 Best to you, Mary. Happy Birthday. |
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24 Oct 11 - 11:16 AM (#3243960) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday SINSULL From: olddude Very best from me always Mary eat lots of cake |
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24 Oct 11 - 11:16 AM (#3243961) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday SINSULL From: Will Fly Have a good one! :-) |
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24 Oct 11 - 11:39 AM (#3243977) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday SINSULL From: Micca Happy Birthday Mary, what was the cake this year? not another Dead Nun?? |
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24 Oct 11 - 11:46 AM (#3243982) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday SINSULL From: kendall And as many more as you want. |
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24 Oct 11 - 11:53 AM (#3243986) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday SINSULL From: Becca72 Happy Birthday, Mary!! |
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24 Oct 11 - 12:14 PM (#3243997) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday SINSULL From: SINSULL Thank you all. The cake was an odd shade of grey created by the bleeding together of red and blue icing. Quite up to par on grossness. My festival weekend was a lot of fun. Got a bottle of wine at work, a breakfast bagel and lots of well wishes. "When I'm 64" isn't so bad. I think I'll stick around for a few more decades. SINS |
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24 Oct 11 - 01:16 PM (#3244020) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday SINSULL From: John MacKenzie You make sure you do stick around for a few more decades, too. Many happy returns O Portland shepherdess. |
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24 Oct 11 - 01:33 PM (#3244034) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday SINSULL From: ClaireBear Wish I could have stood outside your window this morning and yodeled you a jaunty birthday tune. (Bit then I'd have had to ask Jacqui to swing by and retrieve me, because you prolly wouldn't have let me in after the yodeling.) Memories...hope to see you next year. Have the happiest birthday imaginable, and joy (and whatever else you want) in abundance throughout the year to come. Claire (west coast sister) |
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24 Oct 11 - 03:26 PM (#3244083) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday SINSULL From: fat B****rd Happy Birthday, Sins. |
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24 Oct 11 - 04:59 PM (#3244127) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday SINSULL From: SussexCarole Happy Birthday Sins from us both. Hugs Carole & Andrew xxx |
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24 Oct 11 - 05:20 PM (#3244134) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday SINSULL From: My guru always said Many Happies SINS Dear, for Today, Tomorrow & ALL your days! Hils *raising a glass of sherry in your general direction* |
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24 Oct 11 - 05:57 PM (#3244149) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday SINSULL From: Genie Happy birthday, Mary, and many happy returns. Genie |
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24 Oct 11 - 06:17 PM (#3244153) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday SINSULL From: gnu Soooo... what culinary delight was accompanied by the present of vino for your celebratory repast, SINS? Inflatable lobster? Perhaps Kendall's famous clam chowdah oha Yankee Pot Roast? More grape?... I hope. |
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24 Oct 11 - 06:53 PM (#3244175) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday SINSULL From: Tinker Oh Happy days and many more to come.... See you before the next one comes around. Tinker Evil Sisterhood Mid-Atlantic Division |
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24 Oct 11 - 07:37 PM (#3244209) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday SINSULL From: katlaughing "I'm late, I'm late for a very important date!" Happy Natal Day, MariGold!! May you have many, many more, all happy and prosperous in all ways. Thanks for being here! luvyabunchesMs.Kitty |
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24 Oct 11 - 07:50 PM (#3244216) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday SINSULL From: Rapparee Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow Creeps in this petty pace from day to day To the last syllable of recorded time And all our yesterdays have lighted fools The way to dusty death. Out! Out! brief candle! Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player Who struts and frets his time upon the stage And then is heard no more. 'Tis but a tale told by an idiot Full of sound and fury, Signifying nothing. Happy birthday.... |
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24 Oct 11 - 08:07 PM (#3244228) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday SINSULL From: LilyFestre Hey Auntie SINS!! HAPPY, HAPPY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! XOXOXOXOXO Michelle, Pete & Jeremiah |
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24 Oct 11 - 08:17 PM (#3244232) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday SINSULL From: Bobert SINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What??? 30??? 31??? Okay... 29??? Hope it's a good 'un and if it is 30 then I want you to know that I still will trust you... B~ |
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24 Oct 11 - 08:35 PM (#3244237) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday SINSULL From: Rapparee If you trust Bobert...well, lots of girls did during his time in college...but I'm a gentleman and won't spread tales. |
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24 Oct 11 - 09:15 PM (#3244263) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday SINSULL From: ChanteyLass Happy birthday! I've sent a lot of belated wishes recently and am glad I got to this thread before midnight! |
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24 Oct 11 - 09:26 PM (#3244267) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday SINSULL From: Bobert I don't remember college... How I got two degrees is well beyond my cognizant abilities to grasp... Heck, I don't even remember those "lots of girls"... Okay, one or two... No matter... This is Sins day and she'll be more than happy to tell ya' that she wasn't one of those "lots of girls"... Right, Sins??? Sins??? SINS??? Was that you??? Sheet fire!!! My how time flies... So better just make it a great birthday!!! B;~) |
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24 Oct 11 - 10:02 PM (#3244286) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday SINSULL From: Sandra in Sydney birthday greetings from across the big pond sandra |
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24 Oct 11 - 10:02 PM (#3244287) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday SINSULL From: SINSULL Had a lovely day. Treated to both breakfast and lunch at work along with some fairly expensive wine and some lovely cards. Lots of calls and cards from the family including a "Happy Birthday" from my grandniece Hailey who does not speak due to autism. A very special day. Thank you all. Mary SINS PS It may be all the funny cigarettes but I have no recollection of Bobert in my college days. M |
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24 Oct 11 - 10:18 PM (#3244294) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday SINSULL From: Bobert Good answer, Sins... That's my story, too... Them left handed cigarettes had a special way of erasing lots of stuff... Ahhhh, what was I talkin' about??? BTW, I want to work where you work... I mean, wine with your breakfast??? Sheet fire, girl... Never mind all that... You are a sweetie, Sins, and I hope the rest of the day - you know, after the wine and omlet brakfast - was a good 'un... B;~) |
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24 Oct 11 - 10:48 PM (#3244304) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday SINSULL From: Janie Oh my, my most darlin' Mary. You are such a remarkable and amazing person. The world is a much better place for having you in it. Most definitely, live long and die happy. Much love, Janie |
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24 Oct 11 - 11:49 PM (#3244314) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday SINSULL From: open mike Mary..I have happy memories of the presents you have shared...the bluebird of happiness and the lobster. May happiness come to you many time over!! |
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25 Oct 11 - 12:00 AM (#3244316) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday SINSULL From: katlaughing Morgan sends his Happy Birthdays to Auntie Sins, too! Just talked to him about an hour ago. luvya |
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25 Oct 11 - 12:51 AM (#3244323) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday SINSULL From: Lonesome EJ Happy day Sins!!!!! |
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25 Oct 11 - 02:14 AM (#3244329) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday SINSULL From: freda underhill Happy birthday, MudGoddess! x freda |
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25 Oct 11 - 03:38 AM (#3244341) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday SINSULL From: KT Raisin' a glass to you, SINS! It's still your birthday, here! Glad your day was lovely. May the celebration continue! Many happies in the coming year! KT |
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25 Oct 11 - 04:10 AM (#3244356) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday SINSULL From: bfdk So sorry I missed this till now. Glad to hear you had a great day. Belated Happy Birthday from this side of the pond. And a big hug! Bente |
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25 Oct 11 - 12:19 PM (#3244574) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday SINSULL From: catspaw49 Sorry to be late to the party but I was taking an extended crap. Have you noticed that as you age your defecation times can sometimes also be a part of your sleep cycle? If this is happening to you, I would suggest the latest Senior Citizen aid right along with those weird ass bath tubs with doors. The OSHA approved and AARP recommended "LCR" (Lap Crap Restraint), often called the Lapper Crapper, can prevent a rude awakening on the bathroom floor. Get the model with the optional shoulder restraint. Cletus' company, Crappers on Casters, has installed them in all of their portapotties with excellent results. They often have to set up there units on very unlevel ground and the belts have served them well. No more complaints from people being thrown out the door during a good healthy shit simply because they released their grip on the wall bar. One particularly rotund lady with a large firebox actually did a complete somersault as she crashed through the door and then slid down the hill face first with her ass bouncing high in the air. Quite a sight...........scared the hell out of two kids playing hopscotch on the shuffleboard court at the foot of the hill. Happy Birthday! Spaw |
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25 Oct 11 - 01:16 PM (#3244606) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday SINSULL From: Irene M Belated happy birthday. |
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25 Oct 11 - 05:53 PM (#3244755) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday SINSULL From: SINSULL Scared the hell out of those two kids???? Not the crap? Just thought I'd ask. TY Irene. SIGH! |
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25 Oct 11 - 08:23 PM (#3244822) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday SINSULL From: ranger1 Happy belated, Mary! |
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25 Oct 11 - 08:32 PM (#3244825) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday SINSULL From: Leadfingers I must be Dead !! Birthday greeetings from the Late Leadfingers !! |
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25 Oct 11 - 09:00 PM (#3244831) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday SINSULL From: gnu I hope not T. I would miss you. |
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26 Oct 11 - 06:24 AM (#3244975) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday SINSULL From: Allan C. Holy crap! Every freaking year its the same blessed thing: another damn birthday for Mary! Its getting old, I tell you! |
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26 Oct 11 - 09:00 AM (#3245016) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday SINSULL From: AllisonA(Animaterra) Oops- I'm late, too- so, happy birthWEEK, and hope I get to see you again before too long! |
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26 Oct 11 - 02:48 PM (#3245177) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday SINSULL From: Irene M What the hell is Spaw on? |
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26 Oct 11 - 04:13 PM (#3245226) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday SINSULL From: catspaw49 What am I ON? Well for one, I am ON the john safely since installing the Lapper Crapper Restraint System. I also have taken over manufacturing and distribution rights for the product and hope to soon have an updated Blue Ribbon model with an added airbag feature. We had great success with the Amish-Australian Pitchfork Moustache Tuner and the Gordon Bok Fan and we expect this to go even better. This device is now available from Fly-By-Night Industries, one of America's Foremost Manufacturers. We have been manufacturing Foremost for years and now also have the new and larger Fivemost available. All of our products come with a money back guarantee. Simply return the unused portion of the product and we will return the unused portion of your money. |
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26 Oct 11 - 04:38 PM (#3245237) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday SINSULL From: gnu Did you send one to SINS for her Bday? I mean, ya can write it off ya cheap bastard. Get yer shit together eh? |
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26 Oct 11 - 05:52 PM (#3245269) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday SINSULL From: bradfordian Belated birthday greetings from me2. Hey, how about we now start living life backwards? Brad. |
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26 Oct 11 - 09:26 PM (#3245359) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday SINSULL From: Cuilionn More merry belateds from me! Birthday blessings and a deep appreciative curtsy to the Queen of Trad... thank you for all the music and connections you make possible. --Cuilionn |
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26 Oct 11 - 11:21 PM (#3245379) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday SINSULL From: DebC Awww...man. I missed it! I hope you had a great day Ms. Mary. Much love to you from Deb (who is hanging with her sister in Idaho whose birthday is also on the 24th!) Deb |
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27 Oct 11 - 09:09 AM (#3245501) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday SINSULL From: SINSULL Thank you for suggesting that,gnu, but since I cut back on the wine I am capable of remaining fully seated as required. Just what I need - a lapper crapper restraint system. Although I wonder if it could be customized for Alice???? |
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27 Oct 11 - 09:46 AM (#3245516) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday SINSULL From: Becca72 Sins, Out shopping with my sister last weekend I found a kit @ Home Goods that claims it would teach your (or mine or anyone's) cat to use the toilet in just 3 easy steps. I'll go halfsies with ya! |
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27 Oct 11 - 02:08 PM (#3245681) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday SINSULL From: ranger1 I can see Mary's cats falling over laughing now... |
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27 Oct 11 - 02:15 PM (#3245691) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday SINSULL From: gnu All the more reason for a restraint system. And, you cut back on the wine? I just got this in an e... "Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO, what a ride!!" |
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27 Oct 11 - 02:29 PM (#3245697) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday SINSULL From: John MacKenzie Keep your guitar case shut! |
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27 Oct 11 - 02:39 PM (#3245707) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday SINSULL From: gnu Hahahahahaa! |
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28 Oct 11 - 12:51 PM (#3246160) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday SINSULL From: SINSULL Nice idea, Becca, but Freddie would pee on the seat and Alice would refuse to flush. Besides they find the sink more convenient. Horrible beasts. |
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28 Oct 11 - 02:12 PM (#3246200) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday SINSULL From: Becca72 I shall consider myself lucky that the only issue I have is when I slack off on my box-cleaning duties, Mikey will take it out on my bathmat. Good thing they're cheap and easy to replace! |
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28 Oct 11 - 02:37 PM (#3246208) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday SINSULL From: skarpi happy birthday ...late I know ... |