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BS: What's with all these tooth-pickers???

16 Dec 11 - 05:43 PM (#3275109)
Subject: BS: What's with all these tooth-pickers???
From: Bobert

Okay, seems like more and more of the plus-60 generation got danged tooth picks stickin' out of their mouths like they were some kinda status symbol???

What the heck gives???

I mean, not just men womenz, too...

B;~)-


16 Dec 11 - 05:59 PM (#3275120)
Subject: RE: BS: What's with all these tooth-pickers???
From: Dave MacKenzie

When you get to that age, there's lots of things get stuck in your teeth (not just tooth-picks).


16 Dec 11 - 06:35 PM (#3275146)
Subject: RE: BS: What's with all these tooth-pickers???
From: Paul Burke

Why don't they just use nose- pickers?


16 Dec 11 - 07:25 PM (#3275184)
Subject: RE: BS: What's with all these tooth-pickers???
From: MarkS

For many it is a substitute for cigaretts and is a quitting aid.


16 Dec 11 - 07:56 PM (#3275195)
Subject: RE: BS: What's with all these tooth-pickers???
From: gnu

I hadn't noticed such but I live in East Overshoe, New Brunswick, Canada and we are behind times so I guess I'll have to wait for the trendy stuff to catch on here in a while.

Or, I could have said...WTF are you on about?


16 Dec 11 - 09:22 PM (#3275218)
Subject: RE: BS: What's with all these tooth-pickers???
From: Rapparee

It's the flossers that have been tossed away that gross me out.


16 Dec 11 - 09:32 PM (#3275223)
Subject: RE: BS: What's with all these tooth-pickers???
From: Bobert

Well, Rap... You ever had a big goober stuck in yer teeth and looked down in front of the greasy spoon that you just ate at and you tempted to pick up a toothpick outta the parking lot and get the goober out with it???

BTW, this same question is on the Wes Ginny I.Q. test so give it some serious thought...

B~


16 Dec 11 - 09:34 PM (#3275225)
Subject: RE: BS: What's with all these tooth-pickers???
From: Gurney

Receding gums are the very reason that we get 'long in the tooth.' Since your teeth taper as they go into the gums, more food gets lodged..... Do I need to go on?


17 Dec 11 - 02:31 AM (#3275288)
Subject: RE: BS: What's with all these tooth-pickers???
From: Joe Offer

How 'bout them tooth pickers, ain't they swell?
They'll have clean teeth, but they're going to hell.
They'll go to hell with them nasty teeth flossers,
Who litter the world, them teeth flosser tossers...


17 Dec 11 - 11:51 AM (#3275487)
Subject: RE: BS: What's with all these tooth-pickers???
From: kendall

When I see someone with a toothpick it indicates that they have teeth.


17 Dec 11 - 12:23 PM (#3275498)
Subject: RE: BS: What's with all these tooth-pickers???
From: gnu

That's the Treasury training class in observation and deduction talking.


17 Dec 11 - 12:24 PM (#3275500)
Subject: RE: BS: What's with all these tooth-pickers???
From: Bee-dubya-ell

Toothpick chewing is a potentially dangerous activity. People have been known to inhale the things when some unexpected occurence has caused a sharp intake of breath.

Somehow, my desire to look like a Bubba doesn't stack up very well against my desire to avoid going to the emergency room to have a toothpick removed from my trachea.


17 Dec 11 - 12:59 PM (#3275521)
Subject: RE: BS: What's with all these tooth-pickers???
From: saulgoldie

Picks made of teeth? Um, mine are usually plastic.

Saul


17 Dec 11 - 02:16 PM (#3275542)
Subject: RE: BS: What's with all these tooth-pickers???
From: Jim Dixon

I think there is a nerve disorder that causes the jaw to sag, the mouth to hang open, and the tongue to protrude. People with this disorder find it easier to hold their mouths shut if they have something to hold in their mouths at all times. A toothpick or a straw works.


17 Dec 11 - 02:19 PM (#3275543)
Subject: RE: BS: What's with all these tooth-pickers???
From: Little Hawk

It all started way back in the late 60's in the movie "Bonnie & Clyde". Warren Beatty, playing a devastatingly handsome and devil-may-care Clyde, was shown chatting up Bonnie (Faye Dunaway), whilst suggestively playing with a toothpick that he kept twiddling about fetchingly in his teeth. That scene was followed by an armed robbery and a fast getaway in a stolen car.

The sheer sexiness and adventure of it all blew people away, and they've been using toothpicks ever since to make the world realize that they are just a little like Clyde Barrow...or Bonnie Parker.

Try it! Statistics show that you WILL impress people and score lotsa hot dates by walking around with a toothpick in your mouth, specially if you twiddle it just right.

George Clooney does it.

Richard Gere does it.

Tommy Lee Jones does it.

Why shouldn't you?


17 Dec 11 - 02:53 PM (#3275546)
Subject: RE: BS: What's with all these tooth-pickers???
From: gnu

It's silly.


17 Dec 11 - 04:27 PM (#3275594)
Subject: RE: BS: What's with all these tooth-pickers???
From: JennieG

Perhaps it is suggestive, but of what? Something quite short, thin and wooden?

Um.........nuh.

Cheers
JennieG giving the girly point of view


17 Dec 11 - 05:40 PM (#3275634)
Subject: RE: BS: What's with all these tooth-pickers???
From: Little Hawk

Humph. Sceptics! Cynics! You people would never make it in Hollywood.

;-D


17 Dec 11 - 06:08 PM (#3275654)
Subject: RE: BS: What's with all these tooth-pickers???
From: frogprince

I don't think it's prevalent around here in Michigan. My father, a Minnesota farmer, "accessorised" with a toothpick just about constantly for many years before his death in 1980; his formal education was only eighth grade, but that wasn't by choice, and I don't think anyone ever took Dad for a "Bubba" type. Hadn't thought about the toothpick thing one way or another for long years.


17 Dec 11 - 07:35 PM (#3275682)
Subject: RE: BS: What's with all these tooth-pickers???
From: kendall

Calvin Coolidge used to do that and you can't call him sexy.


17 Dec 11 - 09:24 PM (#3275732)
Subject: RE: BS: What's with all these tooth-pickers???
From: Little Hawk

Well, there are some people who even a toothpick can't help! ;-)


17 Dec 11 - 09:46 PM (#3275749)
Subject: RE: BS: What's with all these tooth-pickers???
From: Charmion

I actually bought toothpicks the otherday for the first time in my life. It's a late middle- aged receding gums thing; now i'm 57 and I have a mouth full of expensive dentistry, i'm far less willing to let the debris take care of itself than I used to be.