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25 Apr 12 - 05:59 PM (#3343266) Subject: BS: best offer I've had in a while From: GUEST,mg Can't beat this..they want me to go out on a jet ski in the middle of the Graveyard of the Pacific and pretend to drown so they could surf rescue me..I said can I wear a life jacket..maybe...they need volunteers so the rescue people can get certified but I think I might pass...mg |
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25 Apr 12 - 06:27 PM (#3343275) Subject: RE: BS: best offer I've had in a while From: Stilly River Sage Mary, it doesn't sound like they have your best interests at heart! Who made this request? SRS |
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25 Apr 12 - 06:31 PM (#3343278) Subject: RE: BS: best offer I've had in a while From: gnu I think I'd piss. |
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25 Apr 12 - 06:50 PM (#3343289) Subject: RE: BS: best offer I've had in a while From: Bill D I'd refer them to Ford for recycled crash dummies..... |
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25 Apr 12 - 08:00 PM (#3343317) Subject: RE: BS: best offer I've had in a while From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp Where exactly is this Graveyard of the Pacific? And how did it get the name? - Chongo |
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25 Apr 12 - 08:13 PM (#3343320) Subject: RE: BS: best offer I've had in a while From: GUEST,mg By the Columbia Bar..mouth of Columbia...it was my boss actually...mg |
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25 Apr 12 - 08:14 PM (#3343322) Subject: RE: BS: best offer I've had in a while From: Bobert Last I checked the Pacific is off the West Coast... They need any other fake drowners and they payin' expenses??? I mean, maybe I could get a free flight to see my son in Oregon, fake drown and stop in California for a bag of weed... B~ |
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25 Apr 12 - 08:35 PM (#3343329) Subject: RE: BS: best offer I've had in a while From: Joe Offer My wife said that once about me: "Best Offer I'd had in a while"... I'll get me coat. -Joe- |
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25 Apr 12 - 11:20 PM (#3343358) Subject: RE: BS: best offer I've had in a while From: Stilly River Sage A twinkle in the eye is becoming, Joe! Mary, did your boss offer time and a half plus hazardous duty pay (in the Forest Service when fighting fires that is another 1/4 pay) - basically, almost double pay, and for the entire time, not just when you're in the water. In other words, is it worth your time? SRS |
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25 Apr 12 - 11:33 PM (#3343365) Subject: RE: BS: best offer I've had in a while From: catspaw49 Did you ever consider you were the only offer she'd had in awhile? Or did she regret taking the offer? Or...... uh, well that's enough. I'm in deep shit huh? Sorry Joe.....just jokes.....................although I would have thought your wife would have waited for a better offer...........ahgawdamn.....I can't stop...................Stop me before I ask if she was disappointed in how "little" you had to offer................................sweetjesus, I need help............................... Spaw |
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25 Apr 12 - 11:54 PM (#3343368) Subject: RE: BS: best offer I've had in a while From: ranger1 In Jacqui's words: Spaw! CELLAR! |
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26 Apr 12 - 12:53 AM (#3343373) Subject: RE: BS: best offer I've had in a while From: catspaw49 Yeah, I'm on my way..........although I do have more to offer and I'd bet more than offer............sorry........just need a flashlight for the stairs...............night......................... Spaw |
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26 Apr 12 - 12:57 AM (#3343374) Subject: RE: BS: best offer I've had in a while From: Ebbie "I called for me a candle to light my way to the cellar I called for me a handkerchief to bind my aching head..." |
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26 Apr 12 - 04:41 AM (#3343408) Subject: RE: BS: best offer I've had in a while From: EBarnacle I believe your boss is telling you it's time to change jobs. |
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26 Apr 12 - 05:03 AM (#3343414) Subject: RE: BS: best offer I've had in a while From: Keith A of Hertford My cousins are Cornish lifeguards. They have used me to demo resues off the beach at St. Agnes. Its quite exciting |
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26 Apr 12 - 05:11 AM (#3343418) Subject: RE: BS: best offer I've had in a while From: GUEST,Eliza Hope there aren't any sharks thereabouts, mg. |
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26 Apr 12 - 10:14 AM (#3343524) Subject: RE: BS: best offer I've had in a while From: frogprince She offered her honor He honored the offer And all night long It was on'er and off'er. |
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26 Apr 12 - 02:03 PM (#3343634) Subject: RE: BS: best offer I've had in a while From: catspaw49 Hi froggy......mind your step and have a seat down here. Its a bit damp but I found a jar of pickled watermelon rind put up by someon in 1958 or 1969......the third digit has kinda' faded. Want some? Spaw |
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26 Apr 12 - 02:16 PM (#3343644) Subject: RE: BS: best offer I've had in a while From: gnu "pickled watermelon rind"... I thought, how does Spaw come up with such inane shit? But, I Googled it and thought, "Fuck me!" And, no, that's not an offer. |
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26 Apr 12 - 06:01 PM (#3343735) Subject: RE: BS: best offer I've had in a while From: GUEST,ChanteyLass If you change your mind and go through with it, I will look forward to reading about the experience! As for me, I would definitely pass, life jacket or no! |
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26 Apr 12 - 06:25 PM (#3343742) Subject: RE: BS: best offer I've had in a while From: Stilly River Sage Pickled watermelon rind is very good, but it helps if it isn't quite that old. . . Mary, have you made a decision? Did you politely decline? SRS |
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26 Apr 12 - 06:41 PM (#3343745) Subject: RE: BS: best offer I've had in a while From: gnu Change my mind? Not likely. Although, it probably would just tickle a bit, given that Spaw's actual handle is Needle Dick The Bug Fucker. IF and when (seldom) he can get it up. I hope yer okay with that, Spaw. I mean, it's not really a secret now, is it? |
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26 Apr 12 - 06:52 PM (#3343750) Subject: RE: BS: best offer I've had in a while From: Gurney Mary, a long time ago I acted as a barbers test-rig, but what they are offering you seems a little more... -extreme! |