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25 Aug 12 - 07:55 PM (#3395134) Subject: Lyr Add: Thank God I'm a Pubic Hair! From: Sawzaw Rodney Carrington - The Pubic Hair Song Lyrics To the tune of Thank God I'm a Country Boy Well life on a crotch is kinda laid back Watching them peckers try to get in her crack I get messy when they slip me off the track THANK GOD IM A PUBIC HAIR! Well she fluffs me up when she's going on a date Tosses me aside when she gonna masterbate Scratches me to death if her period's late THANK GOD IM A PUBIC HAIR! When she's not feeling horny and she uses vaseline Takes a little shower and rubs me clean I'll appreciate it when I'm covered with cream THANK GOD IM A PUBIC HAIR! Well I like it when they eat But I dont like when they diddle I get touched when you pound on her middle Curl right up when she takes a little piddle THANK GOD IM A PUBIC HAIR! Yeehaw |
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25 Aug 12 - 09:03 PM (#3395163) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Thank God I'm a Pubic Hair! From: GUEST,Chord strangler sans cookie Dear dear dear...Is this-what the Cat has descended to...M |
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26 Aug 12 - 12:53 AM (#3395230) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Thank God I'm a Pubic Hair! From: Joe Offer Knowing Sawzaw's political orientation, I suppose he learned it from Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas - who also had a fetish about pubic hairs. -Joe- |
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26 Aug 12 - 12:57 AM (#3395231) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Thank God I'm a Pubic Hair! From: Sawzaw I cain't win. I get bitched at for not posting anything about music and bitched at when I do. |
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26 Aug 12 - 01:05 AM (#3395233) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Thank God I'm a Pubic Hair! From: MGM·Lion Perhaps a somewhat broad concept of 'music' involved here? ~M~ |
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26 Aug 12 - 04:29 AM (#3395260) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Thank God I'm a Pubic Hair! From: Joe Offer Aw, but we like ya, Sawzaw! |
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26 Aug 12 - 08:37 AM (#3395341) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Thank God I'm a Pubic Hair! From: Charley Noble Sawzall- Yes, this is some of your best work. It's not much but it's your best, in my humble opinion, if not your very best. Cheerily, Charley Noble |
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26 Aug 12 - 12:00 PM (#3395422) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Thank God I'm a Pubic Hair! From: John MacKenzie Those lyrics are dyeafollicle |
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26 Aug 12 - 02:41 PM (#3395489) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Thank God I'm a Pubic Hair! From: RichM Bawdy songs are a valid tradition. ...But pubic hairs currently are rare... |
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26 Aug 12 - 05:32 PM (#3395560) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Thank God I'm a Pubic Hair! From: John MacKenzie Hair today, and gone tomorrow? |
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26 Aug 12 - 08:21 PM (#3395643) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Thank God I'm a Pubic Hair! From: Bugsy Surely this song was stolen from Percy Granger? Cheers Bugsy |
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27 Aug 12 - 08:06 AM (#3395850) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Thank God I'm a Pubic Hair! From: Sawzaw Thanks for putting up with me. I thought I should contribute something. I have an even worse one if you want it. |
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27 Aug 12 - 11:11 AM (#3395917) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Thank God I'm a Pubic Hair! From: GUEST,RJ Lewis I have a copy of this song. Since I always loved john's music, I found it amusing that this one got turned into a parody. I now have quite a collection of parodies, including one to "The Battle of New Orleans", called, "The Battle of Kookamonga", about boy scouts n girl scouts. I have lots of others,just get in touch if you have a favorite you want to hear again. xpeachesxcreamx@gmail.com |
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27 Aug 12 - 12:37 PM (#3395947) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Thank God I'm a Pubic Hair! From: GUEST,loki "I have an even worse one if you want it." No thanks |
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27 Aug 12 - 01:15 PM (#3395962) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Thank God I'm a Pubic Hair! From: GUEST,Eliza Didn't an Australian comedy singer called 'Kevin Bloody Wilson' sing a funny song about a pubic hair? I seem to remember each verse was in a different accent, and included a Scot and Spaniard who had a pubic hair caught in his nose. Anyone heard that one? |
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27 Aug 12 - 02:46 PM (#3395990) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Thank God I'm a Pubic Hair! From: Nigel Parsons It's not new, it's not clever! If you must sing about pubic hairs, might I suggest: Mayor of Bayswater's Daughter Cheers Nigel |
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27 Aug 12 - 07:08 PM (#3396124) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Thank God I'm a Pubic Hair! From: Mrrzy This is great! Needs verses about getting brazilled... |
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27 Aug 12 - 07:12 PM (#3396127) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Thank God I'm a Pubic Hair! From: Nigel Parsons This is great! Needs verses about getting brazilled... Brazilled, bejazzled & bewildered am I? |
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28 Aug 12 - 03:07 AM (#3396267) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Thank God I'm a Pubic Hair! From: GUEST,Frank Google Kevin Bloody Wilson - the Pubic Hair Song. All his songs are irreverent. The song I remember, and I do't know who sung it, but he mimicked male singers with a pubic hair stuck in/on their throat, tongue, roof of their mouth etc.. Two voices I remember were Maurice Chevalier and Charles Aznavour. Very funny trying to hawk the hair up and out. |
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28 Aug 12 - 05:07 AM (#3396291) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Thank God I'm a Pubic Hair! From: GUEST,loki vajazzled, Nigel |
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28 Aug 12 - 06:42 AM (#3396319) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Thank God I'm a Pubic Hair! From: Dave Hanson At least Kevin ' bloody ' Wilson has the redeeming quality of being very funny, check out his song, ' Hey Santa Claus ' Dave H |
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29 Aug 12 - 06:10 AM (#3396909) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Thank God I'm a Pubic Hair! From: GUEST,Eliza Oh Dave, that's my favourite! It always makes me scream! But 'The Kid' runs a very close second. |