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04 Sep 12 - 05:00 PM (#3400138) Subject: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: olddude come on Gnu, Rap and anyone else. I been wanting to hunt some wild boar forever and we ain't getting younger. Lets do a road trip and then treat all the catters to a pig roast .. what ya say? |
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04 Sep 12 - 05:11 PM (#3400143) Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: Henry Krinkle Gee willikers! I thought your thread was about picking up women at Walmart. My bad!! (:-( 0)= |
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04 Sep 12 - 05:19 PM (#3400147) Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: MarkS Would not mind taking off for a weekend if you are anywhere near New Jersey. |
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04 Sep 12 - 05:33 PM (#3400156) Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: gnu I don't hunt any more but there was a time when I woulda said yes. Sooo, instead, here's a story... My Bro was in Germany at CFB 3wing. He went to the Yankee PX. He bought a model 100 Win 308 (cited as the best brush gun ever by some but I still prefer a dirty thirty - yes, I KNOW the Browning 308 BLR is MAYbe better but the gold trigger? gimmie a fuckin break, eh?) because the serial number was the date of his birthday and he bought a second one cause he got a deal on two. So, he was an International skeet shooter of note and he knew a lot of people. One was a game warden in The Black Forest. He gave him a 308... Germans could not buy at the PX and could not easily buy guns (for some strange reason >;-) ). The warden wanted to do Bro a favour... big stag and boar were requested. The stag, no. Boar hunting, cool. So, they are in a tree and Bro has a Remington 1100 20ga semi with 5 one ounce onboard. They are waiting for a particular boar when CARL comes out of NOwhere and attacks the tree. Reaction? All five. The warden is freaked. Carl was the alpha boar. HUGE pig. Now, one may ask how the fuck the warden got out of that one. No problem. There wasn't any more than a wee bit of blood on the bumper of the Bug when the insurance adjuster looked at it. Big BBQ at the next skeet shoot. If I was huntin anymore, I'd love to go but you just send me pics of the BBQ and I'll have to be satisfied. And, stay safe on accounta I hear them pigs is nastier than a b'ar and I kin tall ya lotsa b'ar stories. |
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04 Sep 12 - 05:40 PM (#3400158) Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: gnu HANK! Yet AGAIN I am deeply offended by another of your crass posts demeaning... oh, nevermind... I had a good laugh. |
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04 Sep 12 - 05:46 PM (#3400160) Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: Bobert I saw one here last summer in North Carolina but we're only 5 miles north of the NC/SC border... Strange looking critter... Yeah, I see one here 'round my gardens an' he be bacon... I ain't gonna eat 'im 'cause I don't eat no pig=meat but the P-Vine sho nuff go thru him... B~ |
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04 Sep 12 - 06:23 PM (#3400178) Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: gnu Y'all got a pig in yer garden? Gotta shoot that varmint! They be nasty varmints! Kill ya an eat ya quick like. |
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04 Sep 12 - 06:33 PM (#3400184) Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: CET Gnu, help me out here. Your brother bought two guns of a particular type. Then he goes boar hunting but he has a different gun. A boar shows up. Your brother shoots it. The boar apparently becomes dead. This appears to a be a problem, although, since this is supposed to be a boar hunt, and the game warden has authorized it, it isn't clear why. Your bro and his pals have a BBQ pork dinner. I'm not a hunter, but I'm pretty sure I could grasp the point of your story if you could explain it slowly and with not too many syllables. |
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04 Sep 12 - 08:01 PM (#3400205) Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: gnu Yeah, it was a boar hunt and the warden took him because Bro gave him a gun. Bro used a shotgun (Remington... as I said... Bro and the other team members were given FOUR Remington 1100s eachb to shoot on the European circuit and they ALL DIED... after one shoot he and the lads used their cars and chains to wrap the barrels of their shotguns around the lamp posts in the parking lot in protest). I don't see that as a problem. Shooting the wrong boar is a BIG problem. Ya don't shoot the big Daddy. He is the one who makes more BIG boars. In a nutshell... ya don't eat the animals with the most meat on em... ya breed em and sell em. BBQ the small, eh? |
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04 Sep 12 - 08:10 PM (#3400210) Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: olddude not down south GNU, there are thousands and thousands raising havoc everywhere. No season in many states, they want them gone and they are breeding like flies. |
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04 Sep 12 - 08:17 PM (#3400213) Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: gnu Pigs are a big problem, Dan. Heard sbout it being so down south. Glad I ain't close to the problem. Nasty fuckers... dangerous as all get out besides causing a lot of damage for landowners and farmers. Knock out a few ribs for me. |
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04 Sep 12 - 08:26 PM (#3400216) Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: Q (Frank Staplin) Watch the TV series about hog huntin. |
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04 Sep 12 - 08:28 PM (#3400217) Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: Bobert Man, that show is messed up, Q... They go catch the sumabich and let him go... I'd let him go in the freezer in small vacuum packages... B;~) |
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04 Sep 12 - 08:55 PM (#3400228) Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: Bobert Actually, these hogs are quite pests in Florida... There are hundreds of thousands of them... Wouldn't take any hunting down there... Just fill up the cooler with Iron City Beer, set up a comfy chair in the back of the Silverodo and blow the crud outta 'um... Then load the Chevy up and have a big BBQ... B~ |
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04 Sep 12 - 09:09 PM (#3400234) Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: gnu Sounds tastey. I expect some veggie anti-Yank do-gooder will be along any minute... pass the sauce while the ribs are hot. And... we got green beans and cabbage and carrots and spuds and such up the ass FRESH around here parts. A smoked pork picnic shoulder simmered reaaaal slow fer about two hours and then a boiled dinner with all them fine fresh veggies? Nuff ta make Bobert have a taste a pig! |
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04 Sep 12 - 09:09 PM (#3400236) Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: olddude I am there wanna go bobster, I will bring down the Iron City and some smoke also |
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04 Sep 12 - 09:10 PM (#3400238) Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: frogprince Back when on the farm, I was always told that meat from an uncut boar, even with domestic pigs, would be pretty rank. Do people actually kill and eat those feral monstrosities with some regularity? |
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04 Sep 12 - 09:18 PM (#3400242) Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: olddude Yes, In fact they sell wild boar in high end restaurant and I have had it and it tastes like any other pork I ever ate. I was looking at the regs in florida. On private land, no hunting license, no bag limit. Night hunting with a light is ok .. ya can see they want them gone geeze I have a few friends there, I wonder how much land they have hmmmmmm |
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04 Sep 12 - 09:27 PM (#3400246) Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: Rapparee No limit, no night hunting, no tag, no season, $155.00 out of state license. C'mon out here; you can do some fine fishing as well. |
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04 Sep 12 - 09:27 PM (#3400247) Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: Bobert I ain't lying, Ol'ster... You go to Florida with a big a refer (that's refrigeration, not pot, danged it) truck and fill it it the ceiling... Me??? I'd set up a butcherin' area and process 'um right there in Florida so all yer doing is sending back the good stuff... I mean, pack that sumabich to the ceiling with them sumabiche's meat and have the biggest BBQ ever held up North... I could get my boys over in Wilson, NC at Parkers BBQ to make up about 100 gallons of eastern NC vinegar/pepper sauce that when ya'll Northerners get yer teeth on that hog it'll make ya' talk Southern fir a week or more... Sho nuff will... B~ |
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04 Sep 12 - 09:36 PM (#3400252) Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: olddude Ok lets do it, you in Rap |
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04 Sep 12 - 09:44 PM (#3400258) Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: Rapparee .45LC good enough or do I need a new rifle gun? Or will we be doing this the old-fashioned way? There's also this -- I'll be right behind you. |
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04 Sep 12 - 09:46 PM (#3400260) Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: GUEST,olddude I can bring down a .308 and a .3006 take yer pick bro |
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04 Sep 12 - 09:48 PM (#3400261) Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: Rapparee Let's not forget that there are alligators and pythons running around in Florida as well as hogs. |
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04 Sep 12 - 09:52 PM (#3400263) Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: Rapparee No thanks, I'd get my own. Good excuse and all that. |
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04 Sep 12 - 10:00 PM (#3400269) Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: gnu A 30 ott 6? How fuckin big are these pigs and how far out are they? and what kinda marksmen are ye? Ya don't need a canon fer gosh sakes! Don't make em taste any better... does it? |
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04 Sep 12 - 10:23 PM (#3400276) Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: GUEST,olddude read online GNU, they are the meanest animal alive. My friend garry emptied an M14 30 caliber in a 500 lb monster and it kept coming. they will tear you apart. A big boar is as dangerous as any big game out there. Razor tusks .. their head is like a block of cement |
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04 Sep 12 - 10:25 PM (#3400277) Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: GUEST,olddude have a look hogs |
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04 Sep 12 - 10:28 PM (#3400280) Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: GUEST,olddude get your 7mm mag polished up and get your ass out with us. Mum will be ok for a couple of days. I pick ya up |
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04 Sep 12 - 10:34 PM (#3400283) Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: Bobert Hey, listen ya'll... You want the poke meat then... ...we all assemble in Venice, Floda and we drive 30 miles east and then pull off the road and set up the butcherin' tables... By the end of the day we'll fill a refer up with hog meat... I won't eat one but I'll shoot 'um... Don't bother me at all... B~ |
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04 Sep 12 - 10:48 PM (#3400293) Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: GUEST,leeneia Olddude, you're kidding, right? From what I read, these animals are smart, elusive, dangerous and inedible. If you get a big one, you have to hire a backhoe and dig a huge hole to bury it in. That's in Texas. Other places, you might need to get a landfill permit. Why don't you lads just get together and play banjos? Maybe while jumping out of airplanes. |
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04 Sep 12 - 11:14 PM (#3400300) Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: GUEST,olddude Naw, they are tasty ... I had some sausage that was smoked that was awesome. The other cuts were the same as any other pig I ever had. Beside Leeneia we get to drink Iron city and get some bacon |
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04 Sep 12 - 11:19 PM (#3400301) Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: GUEST,olddude read this wild boar |
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04 Sep 12 - 11:31 PM (#3400302) Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: GUEST,olddude texas boars |
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04 Sep 12 - 11:33 PM (#3400304) Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: Rapparee I'll get my brother to come as well. He's got a .45-70 double rifle and a sporterized 8mm Mauser he can use. |
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05 Sep 12 - 09:44 AM (#3400368) Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: McGrath of Harlow I take it you'll be doing it the traditional way on foot with a spear, rather than using some kind of gun. |
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05 Sep 12 - 11:34 AM (#3400384) Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: GUEST,olddude even better idea McGrath ... good idea. I will let Rap and Bobster show me how first :-) |
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05 Sep 12 - 11:41 AM (#3400391) Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: GUEST,olddude Rap I have eaten gator, very good. But I am never again eating a python. Terrible critter .. will stick to a nice hog or 10 or 12. Ya know we could have a mudcat pig roast for the next year. Lets do it for sure |
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05 Sep 12 - 12:50 PM (#3400398) Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: pdq Try this method for up to 300 pounds of ... Kalua pig |
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05 Sep 12 - 01:32 PM (#3400413) Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: Rapparee Do you think...Getaway? Or we could do it out here, or in Texas, or almost any place except California. I've got some campfire supports for a long skewer; we could roast it whole over a bed of coals. |
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05 Sep 12 - 01:41 PM (#3400417) Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: GUEST,olddude Well Rap if you got em the 155 is a deal on the license. Don't care whatever you guys want to do. I am game well not game the pig is the game LOL |
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05 Sep 12 - 02:53 PM (#3400441) Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: Q (Frank Staplin) Get tired of the beaches in Hawai'i? Hog Hunting a big thing there. Two kinds, the European Boar (only the Big Island, slopes of Mauna Kea, etc., not common), and the smaller Polynesian pig (the one in the luau). Also domestic pigs gome wild. There are crosses and some of these can be pretty big. Wild cattle also can be dangerous. http://hawaiiboarhunters.ning.com/profile/Oxrkh89co1rsq On Moloka'i, taking the mules down to Kalaupapa, one of our skinners called a halt and took off into the bush. He came back lugging a Polynesian pig in a sack. Said he would take it home and fatten it. They are fine tasting when prepared by a good cook and not sloppily done at a tourist luau. That ride down the 1700 foot almost sheer drop to the old leper colony and back is a nice all day trip. Amazing scenery. One can hunt them on the Parker Ranch, but the charges are pretty steep. - http://hunt.parkerranch.com/hunts |
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05 Sep 12 - 03:04 PM (#3400451) Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: gnu Wild cattle dangerous? Sometimes. >;-) Dan... they should be happy as a pig in shit and then asleep without having the chance to get mean. Yes, not every hunt is perfect but it's what we strive for, eh? |
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05 Sep 12 - 03:22 PM (#3400458) Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: Q (Frank Staplin) Wild cattle are very dangerous! For many years, cattle brought to the Big Island ran wild, until the ranchers killed most of them. They were first brought there by Captain Vancouver, and by 1850 there were estimated to be 25,000 free roaming longhorns. They killed careless paniolos and anyone else who got too close, wrecked villages, and probably killed the scientist David Douglas (the Douglas fir named for him). A hunt for one at the Parker ranch costs about $2500, and includes paniolos with rifles for safety. |
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05 Sep 12 - 03:59 PM (#3400474) Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: gnu Not gnus to me. |
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05 Sep 12 - 04:35 PM (#3400492) Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: Bobert I reckon they purdy lean so if yer into eatin' wild critters they prolly tasty... I don't get the TV show... I mean, the sumabichs are pests and these guys go out and catch 'um in nets and then let 'um go??? I say, screw the nets... Give 'um the gun and sick 'um on the fire... Plenty of them in Florida... B~ |
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05 Sep 12 - 05:47 PM (#3400528) Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: Rapparee Bobert, you get the barbecue stuff! Olddude, you get the ammo! I've made a deal with the Idaho Legion! |
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05 Sep 12 - 06:33 PM (#3400549) Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: CET Thanks for the clarification, gnu. I'm surprised that shotguns were the weapon of choice for wild boar in Germany. I would have expected rifles. Are the German boars smaller than Texas boars? I definitely would not to after one those southern beasts that with a spear. Maybe that's a silly question. Isn't everything bigger in Texas? Any wild boar I've ever tasted did not taste like regular pork. the taste was richer, and wouldn't be bad with a decent red wine. Is there any problem with parasites with wild boars in the U.S? |
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05 Sep 12 - 08:15 PM (#3400588) Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: gnu CET... Shotgun was Bro's choice... RCAF (Royal Canadian Air Force) lad, eh? Parasites are a problem with all game. |
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05 Sep 12 - 08:21 PM (#3400590) Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: Bobert Now you talkin', Rap... B~ |
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05 Sep 12 - 08:31 PM (#3400595) Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: gnu Hillbillies the bunch a yas! If I was able, I'd be proud ta BBQ wit ye fellers. |
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05 Sep 12 - 08:35 PM (#3400598) Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: Bobert Fuckin' a, Gn-ze... We cook that pig the hillbilly way... In the back of a pickup truck... (Yo, Boberdz... How about that gas tank right under the bed???) Well, ya' see... There is a reason why we is hillbillies... B~ |
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05 Sep 12 - 08:44 PM (#3400608) Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: gnu Hehehehee... "Fuckin' a" I once PMd a lad herein this here Café in reply to his PM with that very same accolade. He PMd back and asked why I called him an asshole. I guess it's a good ol' boy compliment. Althugh, ya know, this here lad is semi-GOB... hunts and such... has a dog (well, it's FUCKIN BEAGLE |
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05 Sep 12 - 08:59 PM (#3400616) Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: gnu ??? My post got chopped... I knew it as soon as I het submit... the intrernut is doing strange things today. And, every now and then, everthing I have typed gets backspaced as if someone else is at my keyboard. Dunno how to stop it. Virus scan shows nothing. Back to my post. "(well, it's a FUCKIN BEAGLE"... and they smell each others' asshole and howl at the moon and drool and I may remember the rest of it. I may not. |
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05 Sep 12 - 09:15 PM (#3400623) Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: olddude Weeelll be slow cooking boss hog the hillbilly and mountain man way, with a case of two of Iron City Beer |
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05 Sep 12 - 11:43 PM (#3400676) Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: Rapparee When you wanna do this thang? Got a site picked out? Maps would be nice. We could grid them off in squares 25 meters or yards on a side, give 'em letter and number codes, and use a big-ass four-deuce mortar for a shootin' ahrn. Several of 'em, in fact. Shoot game and prepare the firewood at the same time. Or (and I think this would be best) we send Bobert out with his wild boar call ("SUUUUUUU-EEEEEEEEEE-pig-pig-pig!") and when one of them 500 pound dudes with twelve inch tusks comes runnin' at Bobert (who is drenched in "Sow In Heat" scent) he sticks it with his patented boar spear. There me and olddude pop out of the bushes and help with dispatching the boar and patching Bobert, if he's got any Iron City left. If Bobert misses with his patented boar spear he might enjoy the encounter what follows but I doubt it. |
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06 Sep 12 - 12:18 AM (#3400688) Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: GUEST,leeneia Hi, Rap. The only clue so far to the location is "Iron City Beer." I googled it, and it's made in Pittsburgh, PA. I never would have suspected that there are wild boars in Pittsburgh, PA. Pittsburgh, KS maybe... Of course, if there are boars in Pittsburgh, they should be easy to hunt, since they don't have the cover they enjoy in the Texas hill country. (Say, have you ever read Bill Crider's mystery stories set in the Texas hill country? The characters in them could be soul brothers to you guys.) But my real reason in posting is to give y'all the idea of dropping out of an airplane and shooting the wild pigs on your way down. That way the pigs would never hear or smell you coming. This method would be less dangerous than rubbing Bobert with pheromones -- that is, it would be less dangerous if you survive the jump. You'd have to be real careful not to shoot each other, I guess. Let us all know how it works out with the BBQ and the parasites. |
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06 Sep 12 - 12:58 AM (#3400693) Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: olddude Sometime before the snow flies my brothers. Don't laugh Leeneia we may try that one next ya never know. If we drink enough Iron City beer that is |
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06 Sep 12 - 10:07 AM (#3400813) Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: Rapparee I went to the airport earlier this summer for an airplane show and tried to borrow either a Blackhawk helicopter or an A-10 Wart Hog for elk hunting this year. I was turned down; I guess the National Guard are anti-hunting (I even offered to share the meat from the herds I shot up). |
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06 Sep 12 - 10:26 AM (#3400817) Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: GUEST,olddude Oh I can get us a blackhawk, I can fly it too ... ya want one with the mini gun still mounted on it ? |
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06 Sep 12 - 10:27 AM (#3400818) Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: GUEST Anyone notice THIS beayty, in olddude's link of Sept 4? You need to scroll down about 6 or 7 rows... Pretty big Huh? |
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06 Sep 12 - 10:28 AM (#3400819) Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: GUEST,CrazyEddie Above was mine, forgot to insert name... |
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06 Sep 12 - 10:33 AM (#3400823) Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: GUEST,olddude Damn.... Eddie they grow them bunnies big in Texas LOL |
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06 Sep 12 - 12:18 PM (#3400849) Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: Q (Frank Staplin) Has a Canadian-bred Bobert been born in Gnu? Heavens to Betsy! Come winter, mountain lion hunting season comes to Alberta Rockies. The way it is done, however, doesn't give the cat a chance to counterattack. Wild boar hunting in Alberta- looks like they have some big tuskers here. Here is the blurb from Savage Encounters. http://www.albertawildboarhunting.com/wild-boar-hunting-information.html |
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06 Sep 12 - 02:06 PM (#3400915) Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: Rapparee Ya wanna go lion hunting here in Idaho? Yup, it can be done and yup, the lions got a good chance of getting you first. Or maybe black bear. Or wolves -- Idaho lets you hunt wolves. Throw in a griz and you make a Grand Slam, assuming it's all on the same day and done with a knife. |
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06 Sep 12 - 04:53 PM (#3400993) Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: gnu "Has a Canadian-bred Bobert been born in Gnu?" ??? "Heavens to Betsy!" ??? Heavens to Betsy, NO! Now, I dunno Bobert all that well but I dare say Bobert would be deemed a gentleman by da girls I goes wit. When I was a good ol boy I woulda asked ye fellers if ya wanted ta hunt hunt? I ain't gonna explain it in open forum but I will say my old man taught me that a man don't need no gun. Just lotsa carrots an turnips... an balls. (Disclaimer... we ain't got no hogs up here. Gun required fer them.) |
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06 Sep 12 - 08:56 PM (#3401107) Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: olddude I am serious about the hog hunting though you guys figure out a good time and I am there for sure |
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06 Sep 12 - 10:47 PM (#3401140) Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: Rapparee So, you coming to Getaway? |
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11 Sep 12 - 09:54 PM (#3403131) Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: gnu So, my buddy's kid, early 20s, buys a Win 7mm and a... nevermind exactly what but he bought a pump action shotgun. W T F ??? 7mm??? Is he choppin fuckin trees ta get ta the shot? Sorry, I just can't get with the bigger is better theory when he hunts IN EASTER BRUSH fer fuck sake, eh? And, a PUMP? W T F ? Ya buy an over&under (Russian if possible on accounta THEIR gunsmiths actually fuckin hunted and know what works in the woods. Yeah, you heard me. I talked to the VP shotguns at WIN when I wanted a replacement barrel custom made for my Defender and he told me that the 18" OC that came with the piece a fuckin shit was the very best for upland... fuck me! V fuckin P of shotguns and the fuckin guy says shit like that... apparently the idiot can't shoot worth fuck!) and ya got it for life. And ya don't gotta fuck with shit jammin things up... I mean, fer fuck sake, if yer gonna hunt birds ya gotta crawl thru shit and that's a jam sooner or later. Now, I know not everybody knows what I mean about crawlin thru shit but I mean navigatin one-by-ones, what is yer one inch in diameter pine what grows one inch from the next one... and the next fuckin million. Try navigatin shit like that with a pump and then jackin shells. Lotta swearin gowan on sooner than... And, the worst. A PUMP? When yer on a huge cock and it's drummin and yer movin in 20 to 40 feet between shows and you see it drummin on a stump at the edge of a HUGE copse of one-by-ones strew with fallen pine logs covered with moss (fer even a master Ruffed Grouse hunter*, that situation is an. "Ohhhh, fuck me!") the LAST FUCKIN thing ya wanna do is PUMP! Why not just stand up and fuckin frolic?... HELLO BIG COCK! FLY AWAY BEFORE I SHOOT YOU! Another thing... a 3" chamber? W T F? What the Jesus are ye gonna shoot in the brush woods here with THAT? And the shells cost a lot more. Ya gowan after geese in the beaver ponds? Use a fuckin 22 like the rest of us. Just learn how to shoot so tha wardens don't catch ya. Grow tha fuck up little boy! Big guns and big shotguns suck. *Yup. Kinda proud of it, too. My Native is "Finesse". Why, I can call trout to the hook. No shit. I can. Ask me about calling trout with an axe some time. I gotta grab another old trut. |
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11 Sep 12 - 10:09 PM (#3403136) Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: Stilly River Sage When I worked there the backcountry rangers in the Great Smoky Mountain Natl. Park carry guns and shoot any wild boar they encounter in the park. It wasn't something they mentioned to the general public, but carcasses were dragged away from trails, camps, etc. They are destroying the area and breeding prolifically. SRS |
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11 Sep 12 - 10:18 PM (#3403142) Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: gnu SRS...there are a number of animals that are just plain nasty. Years ago, those were "taken out" with extreme prejudice as a matter of course. Nowadays, people in cities pontificate and fund-raise against such practices. Unwise in many cases for a myriad of reasons. I mean, racoons and skunks are cute but they'll kill ya. 1000 pound pigs that eat people? Yeah, shoot em. But don't shoot any tigers! They are cute and they are in movies and kids have tiger puppets... I've never seen a pig puppet. Miss Piggie don't count. |
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11 Sep 12 - 10:32 PM (#3403150) Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: Rapparee If it ain't cute it ain't salvageable. Save the Madagascar vole? -- yeah, right. We've already wiped all but a very, very few specimens of Variola or Variola Vera out of existence and done it with malice aforethought. Baby harp seals are cute, katipos are not -- but katipos are endangered. |
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12 Sep 12 - 09:07 PM (#3403612) Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: Rapparee You think a .308, backed with a .357, would be sufficient firepower? I'm thinking maybe a frangible or a Black Talon type bullet -- boattail, of course, punching out at about 2,000 fps. Semi-auto, 10 round magazine. |
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12 Sep 12 - 09:15 PM (#3403617) Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: Bobert You wanta to hunt the hog, Ol'ster, then be prepared to drive to Florida... Ya' see, Florida has miles and miles of nothingness filled with 'um... You won't have to hunt them... Nor will you need a gun... Just a beat old truck that you can use to run 'um over... That's where the hogs are and where you ain't gonna have to pay some southern Georgia farmer to let you on his farm... You get into the innards of Florida and it's like, ahhhhh, nobody there... How many hogs you want??? 10??? 50??? 2000??? Bring ammo... B~ |
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12 Sep 12 - 09:34 PM (#3403631) Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: gnu If they are that thick, explosive ordnace is in order. I say Sapper82 should be invited on the hunt. Them Brits know how to blow shit up. Been at it for hundreds of years. |
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12 Sep 12 - 09:39 PM (#3403635) Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: Bobert Nuke Florida Now!!! (Ahhhhh??? Hmmmmmm???...) B~ |
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13 Sep 12 - 12:36 PM (#3403961) Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: GUEST,olddude florida would be awesome, yea lets do it. 308 yes will do the trick. I will bring and ott six also. lets do it when the weather turns cause then I could use some sunshine and some hog meat |
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13 Sep 12 - 01:13 PM (#3403980) Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: number 6 Some years back we were invited to a pig roast hosted by the Vagabond MC ... when I inquired as to where they procured the pig, they replied that it was stolen from some farmer. biLL |
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13 Sep 12 - 01:24 PM (#3403986) Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: GUEST,Boss Hog You punks aint gonna do nothin. You come to our turf and we tusk you see? Them bullets bounce of us and speshully our heads. You want a piece of us come on and bring it. You are shit adn you no what they say about goin to shit and the hogs ate em. |
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13 Sep 12 - 02:19 PM (#3404035) Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: GUEST,olddude I look forward to meeting you boss hog on your own turf. I am bringing my special BBQ sauce just for you. |
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13 Sep 12 - 02:56 PM (#3404058) Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: gnu A .308 AND a 30.06? What is this, the Boar War? Boss Hog... tusk, tusk! |
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13 Sep 12 - 03:04 PM (#3404063) Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: GUEST,olddude I don't tickle em Gnu I stop em, thats what I do |
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13 Sep 12 - 03:06 PM (#3404064) Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: GUEST,olddude I may consider a .338 Lapua |
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13 Sep 12 - 03:45 PM (#3404091) Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: gnu JAYSUS MAN! Ya can't shoot THREE guns at once! Kin ye? |
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13 Sep 12 - 04:08 PM (#3404106) Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: GUEST,olddude I got three arms, well two but one that is as long as an arm |
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13 Sep 12 - 04:53 PM (#3404135) Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: Jack the Sailor You are planning to fire a weapon with that third one? What will you be bracing the stock against? I got one word for you man. Recoil. Makes me want to cross my legs just thinkin' bout it. |
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13 Sep 12 - 05:01 PM (#3404140) Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: gnu Soooo, yer sayin ya gotta big hog. Tusk, tusk again. |
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13 Sep 12 - 05:28 PM (#3404153) Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: GUEST,olddude Ya it has a bite Jack LOL. I am not as good as any sniper but at 500++ yards he is mine |
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13 Sep 12 - 05:34 PM (#3404157) Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: gnu "500++ yards"? Yer a sniper in my books. |
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13 Sep 12 - 06:51 PM (#3404185) Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: GUEST,olddude Not with a .338 anyone can I think with the new high powered sniper scopes |
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13 Sep 12 - 06:53 PM (#3404186) Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: Jack the Sailor 500 + yards not very intimate. That isn't hunting. It is ordering meat on the Internet. |
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13 Sep 12 - 07:10 PM (#3404195) Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: GUEST,olddude Correct Jack this is a meat run not a sport hunt. We have our minds set on BBQ oh yes with Bobster's secret sauce |
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13 Sep 12 - 07:17 PM (#3404198) Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: Jack the Sailor You need to talk to these guys. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smithfield_Foods the biggest meat packing plant on earth is 90 miles from here. |
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13 Sep 12 - 07:18 PM (#3404199) Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: Bobert BTW, Ol'ster... You can stay with my mom at her condo in Venice... She might have a short list of honey-dos for ya but nuthin' tough... You can drive 1/2 hour east and be in hog heaven... That's where there ain't no hunt in hog huntin'... Throw a couple bags of McDonald's fries out and sit right down in yer folding chair and shoot 'um as fast as you can pull the trigger... People say these critters is smart??? Smart as what??? Box of creek rocks??? I'll send a case of my secret sauce... Acually, I have two... One is Memphis style (tomato and sugar based) and the other is North Carolina (vinegar and pepper based)... B~ |
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13 Sep 12 - 07:31 PM (#3404207) Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: gnu "not a sport hunt"... that's the only kinda hunt I ever did 'cept once and it still bugs me now and then. I caught a dozen large speckled trout and released them while fly fishing in Labrador. It was against regulations to keep them but I STILL thought it was fun to catch and release them, as was the common practice. |
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13 Sep 12 - 07:34 PM (#3404209) Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: Bobert No sport in hunting hogs in Florida... Just shootin'... You wanta hunt 'um then go to Georgia... But you gotta get people's permission to hunt 'um... Florida??? Once you get to hog heaven there ain't nobody out there... B~ |
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13 Sep 12 - 07:40 PM (#3404212) Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: GUEST,olddude ya better plan on going bobster, I got a .308 fer ya |
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13 Sep 12 - 07:44 PM (#3404214) Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: gnu Let me ask a very important question. IF I go hog huntin wit ye lads are we gonna get into SWAMP country? Yes, I am talkin Troy and Jr. and Willie (Willie be my fav if Troy didn't look like my distant relatives). Hogs on tha lefta ya, gators on the right, here I am... fire up that 30 oughta 6. |
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13 Sep 12 - 07:52 PM (#3404222) Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: Bobert Hoggin' ain't my bag, Ol'ster... Them things stink up purdy good live so I reckon that dead ain't gonna improve 'um in the stink category... Plus, between sittin' by my swimmin' pool watchin' the P-Vine swim nude or looking out at a couple hundred dead hogs in the badlands of Florida ain't like Menza stuff... B~ |
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13 Sep 12 - 08:04 PM (#3404231) Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: gnu Party at Boberts! |
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13 Sep 12 - 08:11 PM (#3404234) Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: Bobert Ya'll bring a truck load of stenky hogs to my place then ya'll better come in with yer guns a'blazin 'cause mine sho nuff will be... Might of fact I'll have a few "Copperhead Road" surprises for ya'll and them stenkin' sumabiches... B~ |
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13 Sep 12 - 09:24 PM (#3404276) Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: gnu Kin ya smell the whiskey burnin? |
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13 Sep 12 - 09:32 PM (#3404281) Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: GUEST,olddude Well come with me and we will make sure we go there |
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13 Sep 12 - 09:32 PM (#3404282) Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: Rapparee If I can find the guy who had the grenade the cops took away I could use some of them! Kill 'em, butcher 'em, and tenderize 'em all at the same time. Might be a few little splinters but hey, that's just roughage. |
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13 Sep 12 - 09:35 PM (#3404283) Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: gnu Copperhead Road fer them a wonderin. |
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13 Sep 12 - 09:36 PM (#3404285) Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: Bobert Last time... No to the hog slaughter for me... Ya'll knock yerselves out... You wanta bring one 'er two here on the way home we can have us a fine BBQ... Bring a hundred then I'm shootin' when I see ya'll coming down the drive way... B~ |
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14 Sep 12 - 09:11 PM (#3404870) Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: Rapparee So any number less than a hundred is okay, righ? You got any cassava root and banana leaves at your place, Bobert? Some whole pineapples would be a nice tough as well. Oh, yeah, I've been meaning to ask: you WILL want the guts fer chitlins and sausage casings, right? We kin try to save the blood so you can make some of yer famous blood sausage (black pudding) as well. |
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14 Sep 12 - 09:32 PM (#3404881) Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: Bobert I'm thinking 2 hogs, Rap... Okay, no more than three... Once ya'll get 'um cooked ya'll gonna be so full of hog that you won't eat any more for maybe the rest of yer lives... So ya' show up with 99 smelly sumabcihes then that means I gotta deal with the other 96 or 97 of their rotting hog-slves... No thanks... Leave 'um in Florida... B~ |
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26 Oct 12 - 10:05 PM (#3426661) Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: JohnInKansas Texas apparently is trying to fill Boberts order, although as usually they're a little behind. They do have a new method for hunting hogs, though: On Texas 130, road hogs are the feral kind By Vianna Davila The opening of the Texas 130 toll road extension went off without a hitch Wednesday, with no major collisions to speak of. But when night fell, the wildlife came out. Vehicles and animals collided at least three times somewhere along the 41-mile road that connects southern Austin to Seguin and boasts an 85-mph speed limit — the fastest in the country. Two hogs were hit, and one vehicle struck a deer. ... [The new road has the 85 mph speed limit that Texicans are braggin' is the highest in the country.] [A trooper reported at least 4 dead hogs early the next morning.] John |
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27 Oct 12 - 09:25 AM (#3426834) Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: catspaw49 Oh, it's springtime in the mountains and I'm full of mountain dew Can't even read my catalog like I used to do I'm a sittin' in that little shed that's right back off the house Here comes ol' Jake with all the hounds but he's gonna hear me shout. I won't go huntin' with you Jake but I'll go chasin' wimmin' So put them hounds back in the pen and quit your silly grinnin' Well, the moon is bright and I'm half tight my life is just beginnin' I won't go huntin' with you jake but I'll go chasin' wimmin'. Let's go down to the meetin' house and wait till they start home Them gals that live on Possum Creek will always leave alone We'll run 'em down the corn row them sassy little misses We'll scare them pretty gals to death we'll stop and blow 'em kisses. Well, I won't go huntin' with you Jake but I'll go chasin' wimmin' So put them hounds back in the pen and quit your silly grinnin' Well, the moon is bright and I'm half tight my life is just beginnin' I won't go huntin' with you jake but I'll go chasin' wimmin'. Now wash your face and comb your hair cause it's darn near time to start But let me tell you fore you go there's no one that's got my heart Don't chase that gal with the yellow hair and wearin' dress of green Well that little gal belongs to me I know she's past sixteen. Oh. I won't go huntin' with you Jake but I'll go chasin' wimmin' So put them hounds back in the pen and quit your silly grinnin' Well, the moon is bright and I'm half tight my life is just beginnin' I won't go huntin' with you jake but I'll go chasin' wimmin'. Now I was headin' for the general store when a silly thing I've seen They make 'em in the city it's called a magazine I turned to page 32 and look at what I found Them gals wear clothes that we ain't seen beneath them gingham gowns Oh, I won't go huntin' with you Jake but I'll go chasin' wimmin' So put them hounds back in the pen and quit your silly grinnin' Well, the moon is bright and I'm half tight my life is just beginnin' I won't go huntin' with you jake but I'll go chasin' wimmin'... Spaw |
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27 Oct 12 - 08:37 PM (#3427092) Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: Joe_F Oh. I thought you meant *ground* hogs |
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27 Oct 12 - 08:54 PM (#3427100) Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: gnu Loved it, Spaw. Thanks. |
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27 Oct 12 - 09:39 PM (#3427119) Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: Bobert Here's my idea, John... Big ol' scoops on the front of yer car that funnel the hogs right into a chamber above the exhaust manifold that cooks the hog so that when you get to where ever yer going it'll time for BBQ... B~ |
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27 Oct 12 - 10:09 PM (#3427125) Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: maeve Spaw- You've been missed. |
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28 Oct 12 - 01:00 AM (#3427154) Subject: RE: BS: Hey lets go hog huntin From: GUEST,olddude Spaw priceless |
