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BS: Does a bacon shortage concern you?

25 Sep 12 - 08:01 PM (#3410172)
Subject: BS: Does a bacon shortage concern you?
From: Ed T

Does an "unavoidable" Global bacon shortage concern you. Outside of hoarding, what do you plan in reaction? Does thinking of it make you agressive?


This situation is likely something we can't blame in Israel, though some may try a shot at it:)

Bacon shortage?


25 Sep 12 - 08:26 PM (#3410177)
Subject: RE: BS: Does a bacon shortage concern you?
From: JohnInKansas

Since the price increases predicted will affect all pork products they will put a crimp in our budget, although we don't expect that there won't be adequate supplies in our area - for those who can still afford it(?).

In most recent times pork in general has been about half the price of beef here - per pound, and while it's difficult to cook cheap beef so that it's tender enough to be enjoyed by those of us with no teeth at all, any idiot can cook most pork without turning it into something indestructible.

But there's always chicken for a backup.

Bacon (the US kind) is sort of a special case since it's quick and easy (until the smoke breaks out 'cause you didn't pay attention) when you just need a snack.

At present, there's probably actually a glut of pork on hand at the processors, since lots of farmers have been selling them off prematurely due to the high cost (and unavailability) of feed. It doesn't seem to be reflected in current prices though, so the processors must be saving it all for later.

John


25 Sep 12 - 08:26 PM (#3410178)
Subject: RE: BS: Does a bacon shortage concern you?
From: pdq

Fear not.

Your local politician will figure out a way to bring home the bacon.


25 Sep 12 - 08:31 PM (#3410180)
Subject: RE: BS: Does a bacon shortage concern you?
From: Charley Noble

Perhaps we should all refresh our memories of The Bacon Rebellion.

Cheerily,
Charley Noble


25 Sep 12 - 08:36 PM (#3410181)
Subject: RE: BS: Does a bacon shortage concern you?
From: pdq

Roy Bookbinder plays a Bacon guitar.

Does that make this thread about music?


25 Sep 12 - 08:38 PM (#3410182)
Subject: RE: BS: Does a bacon shortage concern you?
From: Steve Shaw

This is one of the rasher attempts at starting a thread I've seen here.


25 Sep 12 - 08:40 PM (#3410183)
Subject: RE: BS: Does a bacon shortage concern you?
From: GUEST,olddude

Hell no, Me and Rap will get ya all fixed up during the hog hunt. Got plenty of wild hogs and lots of bacon .. No worries


25 Sep 12 - 08:43 PM (#3410186)
Subject: RE: BS: Does a bacon shortage concern you?
From: Bill D

Bacon? Not really an issue for ME... but other forms of pork are a staple.

Roast pork loin....mmmmmmmmmm


25 Sep 12 - 08:48 PM (#3410190)
Subject: RE: BS: Does a bacon shortage concern you?
From: gnu

I dunno about where youse are but I have seen bacon on sale here where the sign says the regular price is about a million dollars a pound over what I would pay for salted pork fat... a lot of it is just that. It's ludicrous. Yet, I see people buying it. It's unreal to me.

The big groceries buy the meat processing plants here and shut them down?... our chickens are now trucked a thousand miles, processed and trucked a thousand miles back to us and the price is double? WTF is that? But, again, I see people buying the stuff at the big grocery store. Newfoundland supplies New Brunswick with chicken at a decent price? Fuck Quebec and Ontario and their big money... bastards! But, the real tragedy is that they are slowly squeezing the local Coops out so that soon, they can triple their prices. Triple is better than double, eh?


25 Sep 12 - 09:04 PM (#3410193)
Subject: RE: BS: Does a bacon shortage concern you?
From: GUEST,olddude

Me and Rap are taking orders how much ya want? whole hog or just the loins, we are going to lay siege to those critters yup


25 Sep 12 - 09:27 PM (#3410201)
Subject: RE: BS: Does a bacon shortage concern you?
From: Ed T

Thread drift. But, this does look like a good product.

Pork pulling


25 Sep 12 - 09:55 PM (#3410207)
Subject: RE: BS: Does a bacon shortage concern you?
From: number 6

Does a bacon shortage concern you?

nope

I don't eat carne de porco.

biLL


25 Sep 12 - 10:08 PM (#3410210)
Subject: RE: BS: Does a bacon shortage concern you?
From: Jack the Sailor

Does a bacon shortage concern you?....

In North Carolina? Nope. This will be the last place to run out of pig meat.


25 Sep 12 - 10:29 PM (#3410213)
Subject: RE: BS: Does a bacon shortage concern you?
From: Little Hawk

Nope. Doesn't concern me. I like bacon fine, but I think I could manage fine without it too.


25 Sep 12 - 11:22 PM (#3410231)
Subject: RE: BS: Does a bacon shortage concern you?
From: Rapparee

If there's a bakin' shortage how will I get cakes and biscuits?


25 Sep 12 - 11:57 PM (#3410239)
Subject: RE: BS: Does a bacon shortage concern you?
From: GUEST,999

How will the shortage affect the normal pork barreling that goes on at election time?


25 Sep 12 - 11:59 PM (#3410241)
Subject: RE: BS: Does a bacon shortage concern you?
From: GUEST,olddude

Me and Rap will fill your barrels we will how many ya all want


26 Sep 12 - 12:21 AM (#3410249)
Subject: RE: BS: Does a bacon shortage concern you?
From: GUEST,999

OK. BUT, first, who should I vote for?


26 Sep 12 - 12:55 AM (#3410259)
Subject: RE: BS: Does a bacon shortage concern you?
From: ranger1

I buy my pork from local farmers who don't feed their pigs corn. I don't think I'll have any problems, especially since I've already got a quarter of a pig reserved.


26 Sep 12 - 01:30 AM (#3410272)
Subject: RE: BS: Does a bacon shortage concern you?
From: michaelr

No bacon? What will I dip in my Aztec hot chocolate?


26 Sep 12 - 04:06 AM (#3410299)
Subject: RE: BS: Does a bacon shortage concern you?
From: John MacKenzie

No problem. I make my own you see.


26 Sep 12 - 04:15 AM (#3410301)
Subject: RE: BS: Does a bacon shortage concern you?
From: open mike

if there was a shortage of Fakin' Bacon that would be a problem for me.
(i prefer the soy substitute)


26 Sep 12 - 04:42 AM (#3410305)
Subject: RE: BS: Does a bacon shortage concern you?
From: melodeonboy

I'm more concerned about the water and the other crap that they put into most of it!


26 Sep 12 - 06:03 AM (#3410328)
Subject: RE: BS: Does a bacon shortage concern you?
From: GUEST

A bacon shortage will please at least one vegetarian friend of mine - She always says that the smell of bacon frying is the only thing that would tempt her to eat meat .


26 Sep 12 - 07:00 AM (#3410343)
Subject: RE: BS: Does a bacon shortage concern you?
From: John MacKenzie

I have heard tales of Jewish devotees of the bacon sandwich. It's hard to resist.


26 Sep 12 - 08:01 AM (#3410370)
Subject: RE: BS: Does a bacon shortage concern you?
From: Charley Noble

We can always make do with "Razor-Back Steak." Those wild hogs are over-running large parts of Texas, I hear.

RAZORBACK STEAK
By Jimmy Driftwood

When Old Hick'ry Jackson met Sir Pakenham,
The British were full of hot biscuits and ham,
While the Tennessee boys were as "pore" as a snake,
For all they'd been eatin' was Razorback Steak.

A razorback hog is as wild as a buck,
And the hunter who hunts him had better have luck,
You can fill him with buckshot and rifle balls too,
And he'll turn around and make shoestrings of you.

When you see a gentleman down in the South,
With a big sausage-grinder way back in his mouth,
When he gives a rebel yell, make no mistake,
He's a looking for a woman or Razorback Steak.

When I get to heaven as Mr. Devine,
Don't want no ambrosia to eat with my wine,
Just give me a chunk of hot corndodger cake,
A bowl of red gravy and a Razorback Steak.

If you think its tender you're crazy
You can't stick your fork in the gravy!

Razorback Steak, Razorback Steak,
Lost all my teeth on that Razorback Steak,
It's tough as can be, made a man out of me,
Give me some more of that Razorback Steak.

Note:

DeSoto brought a drove of hogs with him when he came seeking treasure and the fountain of youth. Many went AWOL and reproduced in the wilds of America, until there were thousands of wild hogs, called razorbacks, by the time settlers came west of Mississippi. Fried lean meat of wild hogs was called Razorback Steak.

Charley Noble


27 Sep 12 - 04:13 AM (#3410783)
Subject: RE: BS: Does a bacon shortage concern you?
From: Nigel Parsons

"Bacon shortage"?

Great idea. Short bacon will fit in my sandwiches better!


"Always look on the bright side of life!"


27 Sep 12 - 06:00 AM (#3410802)
Subject: RE: BS: Does a bacon shortage concern you?
From: Henry Krinkle

Prez al-Obama will force Amerika to convert to Islam. The bacon shortage will be a blessing from Allah.

Just Kidding!
(:-( P)=


27 Sep 12 - 06:34 AM (#3410813)
Subject: RE: BS: Does a bacon shortage concern you?
From: John MacKenzie

Nigel, you need to buy different shaped bread. Never seen a rasher longer than a french stick ;)


27 Sep 12 - 07:17 AM (#3410827)
Subject: RE: BS: Does a bacon shortage concern you?
From: Nigel Parsons

I don't go in for continental food styles!


27 Sep 12 - 07:25 AM (#3410829)
Subject: RE: BS: Does a bacon shortage concern you?
From: John MacKenzie

Buy an unsliced loaf and cut it legnthways then :)


27 Sep 12 - 07:31 AM (#3410832)
Subject: RE: BS: Does a bacon shortage concern you?
From: Ed T

Turkeys will have to switch to Turkey bacon?

Is it time to consider selling your shares in Wendy's Baconator?

Mr. Bacon Pants


27 Sep 12 - 02:09 PM (#3410991)
Subject: RE: BS: Does a bacon shortage concern you?
From: GUEST,leeneia

"On Wednesday, British Pig Executive Mick Sloyan told European retailers that pork losses could be as high 10 percent in the latter half of 2013, which could double pork prices, according to the U.K. pig association."

© 2012 CBS Interactive Inc.. All Rights Reserved.

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Somebody please explain how a 10% loss translates to a !00% price increase.


27 Sep 12 - 02:16 PM (#3410993)
Subject: RE: BS: Does a bacon shortage concern you?
From: Becca72

Doesn't concern me at all. Pigs are friends, not food :-)


27 Sep 12 - 10:33 PM (#3411182)
Subject: RE: BS: Does a bacon shortage concern you?
From: Joe_F

It goes well with pancakes (use the grease for the batter), chicken livers (when I can find a small enough container in the supermarket), and the odd BLT in an eatery. However, even if the price increased by an order of magnitude, it wouldn't greatly incommode my budget. I have plenty of other consolations.


27 Sep 12 - 10:50 PM (#3411186)
Subject: RE: BS: Does a bacon shortage concern you?
From: Jack the Sailor

Aporkalypse? No!


28 Sep 12 - 02:40 AM (#3411222)
Subject: RE: BS: Does a bacon shortage concern you?
From: GUEST,Musket sans cookie

My decision has been vindicated!

I bought an old farmhouse a couple of years ago and the adjoining farm rears pigs.

They also run a farm shop.

Sing if you're glad to be smug!


28 Sep 12 - 03:30 AM (#3411224)
Subject: RE: BS: Does a bacon shortage concern you?
From: Dave Hanson

Bacon shortage ? no worries, whisky or beer shortage, now that would be a serious problem.

Dave H


28 Sep 12 - 03:59 AM (#3411233)
Subject: RE: BS: Does a bacon shortage concern you?
From: John MacKenzie

Bacon shortage?


28 Sep 12 - 06:00 AM (#3411270)
Subject: RE: BS: Does a bacon shortage concern you?
From: Dave Hanson

Eat my shorts eh !

Dave H


28 Sep 12 - 06:11 AM (#3411275)
Subject: RE: BS: Does a bacon shortage concern you?
From: saulgoldie

Engineering the baconpocalypse is most certainly an Israeli plot...in concert with over a billion Muslims in order to force their sinister religious beliefs on Christians who have to defend their religious beliefs everywhere they go and in everything they do.

Saul


28 Sep 12 - 07:13 AM (#3411297)
Subject: RE: BS: Does a bacon shortage concern you?
From: Ed T

""baconpocalypse""?

Does that involve launching a skud full of bacon?


28 Sep 12 - 08:18 AM (#3411324)
Subject: RE: BS: Does a bacon shortage concern you?
From: John MacKenzie

Surely he means baconporkalypse!


28 Sep 12 - 08:20 AM (#3411326)
Subject: RE: BS: Does a bacon shortage concern you?
From: Ed T

Or,possibly "baconsmokedporkalypse"?


28 Sep 12 - 08:55 AM (#3411342)
Subject: RE: BS: Does a bacon shortage concern you?
From: Bobert

Don't bother me at all... I don't eat four legged creatures...

B~